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PIZZA HUT UNVEILS IT'S LATEST MONSTROSITY: The Cone Crust Pizza Packed With...
Once again Pizza Hut has invented a food stuff that is not made to be consumed by human beings but, luckily for us fat-ass Americans, the Kingdom of Hut has dropped this whopper of a garbage pizza...
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HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT EXTREME UNICYCLING IS A THING? Me Neither
Once reserved primarily for clowns and jugglers (this is true right?) unicycling has started down the path to legitimacy through what is being touted as the newest freestyling trend in urban areas...
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THE ZOMBIE SONG: A Love Song About a Zombie Girl and a Human Guy...Ahhh
Illustration by Beyx This is one of those catchy songs that will get stuck in your head for days at a time but it won't annoy you in the slightest. Instead it will filter throughout your brain until...
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The Con Job Part I of II—The Baltimore Comic-Con Revisited
Once a year in Baltimore, reality takes a break and madness descends downtown at the Convention Center and, surprisingly—especially this year—it’s not due to one of the political parties. Nope, I’m...
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THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, Those That Won't Watch This...
There are all kinds of people in this world but if you believe the movies, we can all be boiled down into two distinct and very opposite teams. Now, if I follow that line of logic then I wanna be on...
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Geek Spasm: The Art of Film
I confess I don’t know much more about art than the average Joe. I recognize the greats, know the important historical trivial tidbits and have some perspective, but everything I’ve ever learned about...
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WTF DID I JUST WATCH? Witness the Power of the Dance-Fight In This 1985 CBS...
The Hell?... Back before everyone had cable and access to the soft-porn stable of flicks on Skinamax, we kids of the 80s would hunker down in front of huge 19" televisions and watch...
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SAVE YOURSELVES! Predicted Bacon Shortage Will Lead to Chaos and Mass...
Mother Nature...You Ignorant Slut, Because of you and your insistence on sun, sun, sun, this year's corn and soybean crop has been decimated, leading to little baby pigs dying like flies and not...
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Why Love the '90s: Nooooo Macarena!
Dictionary.com defines ‘Macarena’ as, “a dance performed in a group line or solo and following a rhythmic pattern of arm, hand, and hip movements in time to a Spanish song.” Urbandictionary.com...
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Here A Shaggy, There A Shaggy… Oh, So Many Shaggy’s
There’s an old saying that I’m just now making up that goes, “If you catch lightning in a bottle, empty little drops into more bottles and mix it up. Then you’ve got, like, more bottles of lighting!”...
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FOG! Chats With MATT WAGNER About Legendary Comics' THE TOWER CHRONICLES
In just over a decade, Thomas Tull's Legendary Pictures has become a force to be reckoned with in the entertainment industry. Since 2005 Legendary has co-produced and co-financed over three dozen...
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Contest! Win WALLANDER 3: AN EVENT IN AUTUMN on DVD Starring Kenneth Branagh
The award-winning detective drama Wallander starring Kenneth Branagh returns for a third season of thrilling investigations! In An Event in Autumn, Wallander finds the remains of a young woman buried...
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JEWS BE HUNGRY: It's Yom Kippur So Please Don't Post Your Food Stuff On...
Well, I haven't eaten anything since downing a bucket of Chinese food yesterday around 3pm, so if my posts today get progressively nasty it's because my blood sugar levels have significantly dropped...
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YOUR RECORD SOUNDS DELICIOUS: DJ Breakbot Releases An Album On Playable...
Music has always been an important part of my life and now, thanks to French DJ Breakbot, it can be an important part of my breakfast. This limited edition chocolate album (By Your Side) has 14-tracks...
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CUDDLE UP WITH THIS RETRO TELEVISION PILLOW: Naptime Has Never Been So Nostalgic
At my age there are two things that one desires above anything else: A Just the Ten of Us Reunion show and a nice nap. And, seeing how little most people cared about the Growing Pains spin-off show...
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SMOKE 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM: Campfire Cologne Sticks Will Make You Smell Like A...
For some people the feel of a cold chill is the gravestone of summer, a true end to wearing shorts with a sweatshirt, sitting by a campfire with friends drinking beer and telling scary stories or...
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Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S8E4: Instinct
Coming from the royal house of Almarac, Maxima busts into Metropolis looking for a mate capable of keeping up with her…and becomes smitten with Jimmy. Seriously. What the hell? Uh, Your Majesty? I...
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Contest: Win THE COURIER on Blu-ray!
In a business that asks no questions, THE COURIER (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), is the best out there, but he wasn’t expecting a deal like this. Deliver a briefcase, get a million dollars. Fail, and his...
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Welcome To My Queue: THE AVENGERS, ROCK OF AGES, DARK SHADOWS, E.T. THE...
It's Monday night, do you know what you should be watching? Check out how I spent the past weekend after the jump and be sure to fire up your Netflix queue or Amazon shopping cart! The Avengers WDHE /...
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Michael Uslan To Receive First Doctorate in Comic Books
University to Confer World’s 1st Doctor of Comic Books Degree Batman Exec Producer Michael Uslan to be Honored for His Work Legitimizing the Genre Comic books as a legitimate form of American art...
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