Once again Pizza Hut has invented a food stuff that is not made to be consumed by human beings but, luckily for us fat-ass Americans, the Kingdom of Hut has dropped this whopper of a garbage pizza over in the Middle East so as to render them immobile from HEAPING CONES OF CREAM CHEESE.
Now, I have no idea if this newest Weapon of Mass Digestion is meant to get the good people of the Middle East addicted to Western cuisine so that they become obese like us or if Pizza Hut has a plan to take over the world like Pinky and the Brain and are just starting at the other side of the earth before moving their way over here.
Either way, I'm scared.
And, judging by the commercial below, you should probably be as well.
Source: Gawker
