Well, I haven't eaten anything since downing a bucket of Chinese food yesterday around 3pm, so if my posts today get progressively nasty it's because my blood sugar levels have significantly dropped in order to atone for all my sins this year (of which there are many).
Like many Jews who only observe those holidays in which we can take the day off from work, Yom Kippur is the day that we Jewish people starve ourselves so that at sundown we can pounce upon a platter of food (bagels first followed by fistfights and Noodle Kugel) then try and get the hell away from our families ASAP so that we can meet up with friends and drink glorious pints of beer, whereby we begin sinning once again.
It's a wonderful custom right?
Anyway, to all my fellow Jews who are staring to feel the throbbing ache of hunger, I truly hope you can make through this fast without killing someone. And if you don't, at least next year you'll have something to truly atone for.
