For some people the feel of a cold chill is the gravestone of summer, a true end to wearing shorts with a sweatshirt, sitting by a campfire with friends drinking beer and telling scary stories or watching the sun set at ten o'clock at night.
But cheer up lovers of logs on fire, there's a product out there that will transport you back to those long nights in the forest getting eaten alive by mosquitoes!
Introducing Campfire Cologne, a box of cedar, birch and oak wood chips that you can light with your trusty summer Bic that smells exactly like a campfire crackling...ahhh, burning wood.
See, now there's no need for any of that seasonal affective disorder overtaking you during a department meeting whereby you start stabbing your co-workers in the throat with one of those Starbucks coffee picks. Not when you can build yourself a campfire on your desk and pretend summer never left you.
Welcome to fall nutjob.
Source: Uncrate