DESERT BUS Might Be The World's Worst Video Game Ever Created But That...
The following paragraph might seem to be some sort of set-up for an elaborate joke but trust me, it's real. Back in the early 90s Penn and Teller (yes, the magicians) conceived of a game called Desert...
View ArticleTOTAL FRAKKING WTF: The Smurf Song...You're Going to Want to Prepare Yourself...
I suppose that for the millions of Smurf fanatics out there sharing the world with us, The Smurf Song by Dutch musician Pierre Kartner (AKA Father Abraham) is their Ave Maria. However, that doesn't...
View ArticleView From The Brig(gs): "12: (Not Especially) Angry Columns"
Summer drags on, which means I watch lots of emails go by. Mostly lots of screaming about film-related paperwork. Oh, let me tell you. The life of independent movie-making is so much fun. This week, I...
View ArticleSanderson's Laws
You know you’ve made it in your genre when you have laws of magic named after you, and Brandon Sanderson does have two laws of magic, though in his case he came up with them and has written essays and...
View ArticleGAME TECH REVIEW: The Bloody V8 Headshot Gaming Mouse
I'm going to be honest with you. My gaming experience, while starting on the computer with Civilization II back in the 80s , gradually dwindled down to nada over the years after playing on consoles...
View ArticleBIG (SCREEN) IN JAPAN
While here in Japan we're often forced to wait an absolute eternity for blockbuster movies from abroad to hit the screens — just as an example Star Trek Into Darkness doesn't arrive until 23 August,...
View ArticleZOMBILLENIUM: A Graphic Novel About A Monster-Filled Amusement Park By Arthur...
Zombies, Werewolves and Vampires might feel a bit played out after having them shoved down your throat for last half-decade, but sometimes an author manages to take these trite archetypes and...
View ArticleContest! Win 'NEW WORLD' Blu-ray!
The head of the Goldmoon crime syndicate is dead, leaving his top two lieutenants. Seizing the opportunity, the police launch an operation called “New World,” with the perfect weapon. The boss’ right...
View ArticleGEEK CRAFT: Make Your Own Dinosaur Serving Dish...Yay!
With a little bit of epoxy and a desire to cut plastic animals' heads off, you can construct a pretty cool serving dish for your next get-together that will have both the kids and adults yearning to...
View ArticleINTRODUCING THE DENTURE BRACELET...And You Thought You Only Had To Be...
Jewelry is a tricky business, considering that when you drape yourself in various accouterments you are basically telling the world who you are as a person, and, if you happen to choose your...
View ArticleSHOUT! FACTORY Dominates SDCC With a Plethora of Awesomeness
SHOUT! FACTORY SOARS INTO SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON INTERNATIONAL 2013WITH LEADING POP CULTURE BRANDS, EXCITING HOME ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCT LINES,SPECIAL FILM SCREENINGS, ENGAGING FAN INTERACTIVE...
View ArticleSHARKNADO PREMIERES TONIGHT! I Swear to God If Anyone Frakking Bothers Me...
I haven't been this excited for a shitty movie since...well, ever. I mean you have Tara Reid AND Ian Ziering AND what has to be a very-strapped-for-cash John Heard all mixed together in a film about a...
View ArticleTriple Shot: QUANTUM AND WOODY #1, THE SHADOW / GREEN HORNET DARK NIGHTS #1,...
Looking for the hot stuff team-up and sidekick action this week? We’ve got just the thing for your collection. Summer of Valiant continues with Quantum and Woody #1, Batman’s savior Michael Uslan puts...
View ArticleTHE BRIDGE: "Pilot" S1E1 (review)
By Matt Quori ArmstrongThe Bridge sets up some good mystery, yet it is another non-original American TV Series. A direct riff from the seriesBron, televised in Sweden & Denmark.Swedish/Danish...
View ArticleSymbolism and Biology of ANACONDA
Anaconda and I have a special relationship. I saw it in theaters and thought it was a very good version of what it was: a simple monster movie. It said nothing special, but it was well done. I’d see...
View ArticleTHE BACON WEAVE CHOCO-TACO Has Been Created...And Verily My Heart Passes Into...
I have tried to write this post about fifteen times now but words fail me at every turn. I even succumed to the more interesting form of abecedarium where I listed the ingredients used in creating the...
View ArticleSCIENCE FUN: Make A Batch of Perfect Slime
You might be asking yourself, "Why the hell would I want to make a batch of slime Elizabeth?" but the answer is pretty simple...because you grew up watching You Can't Do That On Television and wished...
View ArticleChucky Returns! CURSE OF CHUCKY Arrives on Blu-ray & DVD on 10/8
He’s back! From the filmmakers that brought you Chucky comes the terrifying return of the pint-sized doll possessed by the spirit of a notorious serial killer. When a mysterious package arrives at the...
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