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WATCH EVERY GASP Annie Has Ever Shot Out Of Her Mouth On 'Community'
Annie's outrage, surprise and horror should not only be enjoyed but savored as I'm pretty sure Community will be gone before we can blink an eye. It's sad really, but this Super-Cut of air...
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BLACK DYNAMITE Is Coming To Pop A Cap In Adult Swim
BLACK DYNAMITE LIGHTS UP THE NIGHT New Animated Series Debuts Sunday, July 15th at 11:30 p.m. (ET/PT) on Adult Swim Bust out your best polyester pants suit, because Black Dynamite is about to explode...
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CRUISE MAIN STREET IN GENE SIMMONS' MOUTH
When I was an impressionable kid back in the seventies, I loved KISS with a wild abandon. I loved their costumes, I loved their hair and I really loved Gene Simmons' tongue. Of course I didn't know...
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THE BOOB TUBE: JIMMY FALLON Gets A Special, TERRY KINNEY Joins MOB DOCTOR,...
NBC Gives JIMMY FALLON A One-Hour Primetime Music Special Jimmy Fallon may already have his daily show Late Night, but now he will also have a special featuring the most popular musical sketches from...
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THIS IS MY HOPE FOR MY 20-Year High School Reunion...And By Hope I Mean...
I'm Assuming We Can Still Throw Our Hands In the Air This Thursday I will be traveling to a weekend filled with possible drama, old flames and alcoholic poisoning. Yes, I'm talking about my 20-year...
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CINE-GEEK NUGGETS: CATCHING FIRE Adds Two, NOAH Adds GOYO, GARY ROSS Working...
SAM CLAFLIN And TONY SHALHOUB Eyed For CATCHING FIRE In what is bound to be a very big sequel, Catching Fire is looking at Sam Claflin and Tony Shalhoub for parts in the second film in the Hunger...
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ATARI SPACE INVADERS Burp Cloths Don't Have to Be Limited to Just Baby Spit...
I don't know what happened last Fall/Winter but there must have been something in the water, because all of a sudden I'm buying baby shower crap for a multitude of pregnant friends who should have...
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Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S6E16: Promise
The wedding event of the year is here at last as Knocked Up Lana and Baby Daddy Lex walk down the aisle in the most ill conceived union this side of a drunken night in Vegas. But not everything is as...
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HOT DOGS ARE OUT To Kill Your Children
Everyone knows that hot dogs are evil cylindrical food objects made from the assholes of animals, but did you also know that they harbor a hatred for children? Neither did I until I saw the commercial...
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Then What Happened?: JIMMY EAT WORLD Brought Us A Message Of Hope And Then We...
The Band: Jimmy Eat World The Song: “The Middle” I can’t speak for everyone, but when I was twelve years old, sincerity wasn’t high on my list of priorities. Most of my decisions revolved around...
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DRINK CANDY PEE And Impress No One
You know, I'm all for candy that looks like it's supposed to be something else (worms, bears, the cast of The Flintstones) but I don't know if I would EVER slurp down a sample cup of candy pee without...
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Song of Myselves: The Wacky Antics of OTHERKIN
As a child, I loved to pretend. One of my favorite characters to pretend to be was Mega Man. I specifically remember owning a black Adidas rain jacket. In the late summers of North Carolina, rain often...
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WATCH MR. WIZARD Be A Huge Dick to Children
Mr. Wizard (nee Don Herbert) was a science educator who made children appreciate the wonder of experimentation and the fun of blowing shit up. He was also kind of a dick. In the following super-cut...
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HOW TO CONVERSE INTELLIGENTLY About 'The Game of Thrones' Even Though You...
I'm a big believer that most conversations about any one thing can be had by knowing very little about it...as long as you keep to certain particulars that the other person in the conversation (who is...
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Welcome To My Queue: Holmes, Narcs, Chan Clans, Silent Movie and More
So, if you waited too long to buy your ticket to The Dark Knight Rises or you're just waiting for the crowds to die down, you really shouldn't deny yourself some entertainment. After the jump check...
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The Boob Tube: BSG's RON MOORE Working On OUTLANDER,
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Creator RONALD D. MOORE Bringing OUTLANDER To TV Ronald D. Moore is best known as the developer and executive producer of Battlestar Galactica, and now he's taking on the...
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READ 'THE LAST POLICEMAN' By Ben H. Williams...It May Be the Last Thing...
With the 2012 hysteria starting to heat up you may be asking yourself why you would want to read a book about the end of the world. But unlike all the doomsday crap being published right now The Last...
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Cine-Geek Nuggets: Disney Starts On FINDING NEMO Sequel, LINCOLN Has A...
ANDREW STANTON Gets A Second Chance At Disney With FINDING NEMO Sequel Nemo's swimming out to sea! Again. Yes, that's right Disney has made the first step in the sequel to Finding Nemo and that means...
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7-11 IS SERVING...Oh Sweet Jeebus...Mashed Potatoes...From A Slurpee Machine
Look, I get that after binge drinking there are some questionable things that a person wants to suck down as a chaser, but I have never, ever, thought to myself "You know what sounds good? A MASHED...
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A Batfan Rises, One More Time
Hello, nerds. We all know what's happening this Friday. On that day, he rises again. Batman. The Dark Knight Rises. Oh, I can't wait. The end is here. Look, I couldn't wait for this movie after...
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