When I was an impressionable kid back in the seventies, I loved KISS with a wild abandon. I loved their costumes, I loved their hair and I really loved Gene Simmons' tongue.
Of course I didn't know why it appealed to me back when I was six, but it looked like an Anaconda and somehow my deeply repressed sexuality took this visual and kept it all for itself so when I did reach puberty, the KISS dreams would ruin my innocence.
But I digress.
However, this memento of KISS adoration is a bit different:
First of all, it's street legal and while it does look like something out of hell, it appears to be completely comfortable (as I knew sitting in Gene's mouth would be).
And it is available for sale HERE...for $10,000.
Now, I know that it's a lot of money for a car that is essentially the face of Mr. Simmons but you know what? Lots of things are expensive and sometimes you just have to plunk down money for awesomeness.
I mean, just imagine pulling up to your date's house in this sweet ride. Why, I bet they will do things to you in that car that are illegal in certain states.
And isn't that worth ten grand?
I'm guessing that it is. Buy it.
Source: Tecca
