Everyone knows that hot dogs are evil cylindrical food objects made from the assholes of animals, but did you also know that they harbor a hatred for children?
Neither did I until I saw the commercial for the Dog Dicer and came away with a fear for my nephews who wolf down these dogs like they were nothing more than food.
OH MY GOD, THE HORROR!
Thank You Dog Dicer for your amazing ability TO SLICE THE HOTDOG INTO PIECES (unlike a knife which does not contain the strength necessary to break through the tough skin of a hot dog apparently).
Source: Neatorama
