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7-11 IS SERVING...Oh Sweet Jeebus...Mashed Potatoes...From A Slurpee Machine




Look, I get that after binge drinking there are some questionable things that a person wants to suck down as a chaser, but I have never, ever, thought to myself "You know what sounds good? A MASHED POTATO SLURPEE".

But lo and behold, 7-11 decided to do just that.

Why there's even a button for chicken gravy to make the whole disgusting glob go down your throat faster.

Whatever.

Listen, the only thing sliding down my gullet at 3 in the morning at a 7-11 is my pride as I buy a plastic bowl of nachos that will give me diarrhea.

Sheesh why couldn't they have made a cake Slurpee?

Source: Incredible Things

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