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MY CALIFORNIA ROLL PERFUME Brings All the Boys to the Yard!

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 Demeter Fragrances has created a light, crisp scent of sticky rice and, quite possibly, dead rotting eel to wear for those days when you just want to be surrounded by flies.

Why anyone would want to wear Sushi perfume is beyond me (part of an anti-rape kit?) but what can you expect from a company whose fragrance library includes: Orange Rim Cleaner (so you can smell like a citrus-based tire degreaser), Condensed MilkFuneral Home or, my personal favorite, Glue.

I guess if you are looking to ward off all human contact or a promotion at work, Sushi could be your signature scent, but you could probably achieve the same effect if you just stopped washing yourself and save the $6 (yeah, it costs $6 for a bottle of Sushi).

Source: Incredible Things



Symbolism and Biology of Putties

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I’m showing my age a little with this one.

When I was in grade school, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was a constant presence in my mornings right before school.

 Looking back on it, it really wasn’t that good, objectively.

It was cheesy, poorly done and I loved every second of it.

To appreciate good cinema, I’ve been told, you have to appreciate good schlock.  Power Rangers might as well be hard core drugs for small boys—it had everything: kung fu fighting, monsters that were beyond bizarre, robots, dinosaur power and dinosaur robots.

Originally based on footage from the Super Sentai series Koryu Sentai Zyuranger (literally “Dinosaur Squadron BeastRanger”) , this caused a lot of differences between the two (to the point where Power Rangers was actually dubbed into Japanese and aired to even higher ratings than its sentai counterpart).  Heck, Power Rangers was so popular that Saban (the company distributing Power Rangers) was able to commission new action-footage for them to use from Japan.

For this, though, we’ll look at both series as the monster featured is the most commonly used monster in all of Sentai, if you go by footage: the Putties.


Biology
Called “Golems” in the original Sentai, where most of the villains had a western mythological counterpart (Rita Repulsa was “Bandora”, a play on Pandora; Goldar was “Griffozer”, a pun on Griffon; Scorpina was “Lamie”, a play on the monster Lamia; etc), the creatures are literally made out of clay and animated by magic, so biology has little to do with their construction.  Still, a rundown of what they can do and behaviors is appropriate.

Because of the show’s general minimal continuity (“hey, the kids won’t notice!  They don’t notice that the Yellow Ranger is actually a dude in the Japanese footage after all!”) some bits have to be taken from their Golem counterparts.  Visually, the two ‘versions’ can be distinguished only because the golems are slimmer, lighter in floor and have narrow slit-like red eyes.

Yes, I know the ethnic stereotype, but it was their design choice!

An alternate Golem appearance

The putties are mass produced and do not have the artistic detail as the monsters do, which often leads to many being “half baked” as it were.  Usually, in their mental facilities.  The American show amped that up to very silly levels.

Their clay forms appears to remain a facet of their active lives, as they can partially mold themselves when well made.  Some can create wrecking ball-like maces over their hands, while others can turn their hands into long swords.  In the Sentai, the opening shows the creatures being blown apart by the hero’s weapons, only to reform and stand back up . . . in some of the cheapest stop motion I’ve seen.


And you thought I was joking about the Yellow Ranger being a man in Japan.

There’s also the rare ‘rocky’ variant which appears to be physically tougher than the others, often leading them.  Midway through both shows, the monster-maker gets better clay which makes the monsters and putties even harder to destroy.


Symbolism
There’s two levels of symbolism here, one going deeper than the other.

On one level, they are mooks.  They are effectively faceless, disposable minions for heroes to mow through without morality qualms or worrying parents too much.  By rendering them more easily disposable than human mooks ever could be since they were just clay.


Today, robot minions fill the role by and large, and creators use that to their advantage to show extreme violence and “gore” being done to robots because censors are morons and don’t think machines count for gore, even when sentient.

But that’s more of a Samurai Jack and Clone Wars thing.  Let’s get back to the Putties.

The other symbolic level is really in the face.

Humans identify each other through their faces (as opposed to many animals, which use smell).  The face of the putties is a basic deformation of that ideal.  It deviates from the normal facial features to such a degree that it registers as humanoid rather than human.  This is in part the uncanny valley effect, but softened.  Many children’s monsters have either extreme variation in their face to identify them as ‘wrong’ or ‘other’.  Here, the blanking of features achieves the same effect.

Combined with the garbled speech they’re given, they create a great childhood monster.   Again, however, the Sentai version is a lot darker, with repeated growls as their primary call.  In the American series, the Putties are given an ululating cry that could easily be used for teasing babies and toddlers.

Combined with their general applied silliness in the American release, and it becomes a true Ogre—a simple monster that is dangerous, but can be outsmarted.  They are the perfect adversary for humans who use their brains as their primary weapons.

The Putties, despite not being individual monsters, fill out that role in a modern sense.


GOBBLE UP SOME Virgin Boy Urine Soaked Eggs...Now Packed With Vitamin P

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 Having never experienced the power of Virgin Boy Urine Soaked Eggs from China, I can only take the word of those who regularly partake in this Springtime delicacy that the rejuvenating power of boy pee eggs can make you feel stronger and healthier.

If I had known that underage boys produced such remarkable waste products, then perhaps I would have chosen an alternate medicinal route for my back problems other than having my nerves burned off my spine and debilitating pain.

Although, now that I think about it, there would be the issue of having to explain to various law officials why I have a stable of young boys in my basement being force-fed water from a garden hose, so maybe my supply of painkillers and bed rest is the better solution.


Source: Obvious Winner


Comic News: CHALLENGER COMICS Launches! Former FOG! Columnist Ryan Ferrier Announces His Own Imprint

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SELF-PUBLISHING IMPRINT ‘CHALLENGER COMICS’ LAUNCHES
‘Tiger Lawyer’ and ‘Orc Girl’ Among Launch Titles



Comic book writer (and dude you’ve probably never heard of) Ryan Ferrier, officially launched Challenger Comics - a self-publishing comic imprint - on Halloween night. The site - readchallenger.com - will serve as a hub for self-published comics to find readers by offering free-to-read comics and an online store for print books. It’s a big deal because he’s been talking about it for day-- ahem, months.

Ferrier launches Challenger with his (kinda) indie hit ‘Tiger Lawyer’ (currently running as a backup in ‘Hell Yeah’ from Image), and is proud to present ‘Orc Girl’ from writer Paul Allor and artist Thomas Boatwright, as the imprint’s featured release. ‘Orc Girl’ has more buzz than a beehive dipped in Red Bull, and Gail Simone calls it “one of the best comics I’ve read in ages.” Also released with Challenger’s launch are ‘Broken Deals’ and ‘Children of Russia,’ two free-to-read comics from the creative partnering of Ryan Ferrier and Hugo Petrus. ‘Children of Russia’ also marks Petrus’ triumphant return to comics after a brief hiatus.

Challenger Comics will act as a centralized space for invited creators to display, promote, and sell their self-published work. Among the creators involved are Ryan Ferrier, Paul Allor, Jeremy Holt, Ryan K. Lindsay, Curt Pires, Hugo Petrus, Vic Malhotra, Matt McCray, Thomas Boatwright, Jonathan Brandon Sawyer and more.

Challenger Comics looks forward to finishing 2012 by adding several new titles, and exploring the creator owned landscape of 2013. A print anthology is also planned for release next year. Founder Ryan Ferrier prays it doesn’t go belly-up by December, as making comics is absurdly expensive, and writers don’t make any scratch.

For more info on Challenger Comics, please contact Ryan Ferrier at ferrier.ryan@gmail.com
readchallenger.com #readchallenger #makecomics


Welcome To My Queue: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, SKY COMMANDERS: THE COMPLETE SERIES, SHAZAM! THE COMPLETE SERIES

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It's an all heroic Queue as I take a look at today's release of The Amazing Spider-Man, the Eighties animated series Sky Commanders and the Seventies live-action Saturday morning series, Shazam!

Grab your capes and masks, fire up your queue or shopping cart and hunker down...

The Amazing Spider-Man

Sony Pictures Home Entertainment / Released November 9, 2012

Far from amazing, Mark Webb's tepid reimagining is heavy on familiarity and low on purpose.

Too reverent to the original trilogy from Sam Raimi, the latest big screen incarnation of the web-slinger finds another reiteration of the origin story, which in an attempt to make it feel fresh, deviates from the mythology to create something new.  Peter's parents and their subsequent disappearance are the driving undercurrent, but it doesn't work.  Peter's newfound abandonment issues might have something to do with his father's old partner, scientist Curt Connors (Rhys Ifans).  Like most unimaginative comic films, the hero and the villain create one another.

The film just feels dull and uninspired.  Sure, the CGI looks pretty good, but beyond that the film is merely a bunch of ideas that are never followed through (For instance, Uncle Ben's killer is never caught).  Andrew Garfield delivers the film's best performance as the title character and like Brandon Routh in Superman Returns, makes a good hero in a not so good film.  The cast is solid throughout and the ever charming Emma Stone, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Campbell Scott and Ifans all elevate the material.  Both picture and sound quality are at reference levels and extras are plentiful, including commentary, second screen app, feature length making of documentary, deleted/alternate scenes, pre-visualization videos, art gallery, stunt rehersals, video game featurette and image progression reels.

Frustrating and worse, dull, The Amazing Spider-Man is full of set-up for sequels, but somewhere along the way forgot that they had to make this film first.

But it looks great and despite my problems with this reimagining, the disc is one of the best I've seen and is highly recommended.



Sky Commanders: The Complete Series

Warner Archive / Released August 28, 2012

The premise of Sky Commanders sounds like the greatest Eighties action film never made:
Deep in the South Pacific, a tumultuous and untamed new continent has erupted, spawned by a highly unstable new element, known as Phaeta-7. If this powerful new element could be controlled, whoever possessed it would be the undisputed ruler of the world! One man, General Lucas Plague, is determined to hold that title. And it's up to a rugged team of mountaineering experts, led by Commander Mike Summit, to stop him. Employing revolutionary new gravity-lock and laser-cable technology to traverse the ever-changing terrain of the High Frontier, Mike Summit's Sky Commanders, and General Plague's Raiders, are locked in mortal combat, with the fate of the entire world hanging in the balance!
Unfortunately, it is far from the greatest animated series ever made.  A feeble attempt by Hanna Barbera to produce their own G.I. Joe brings nothing new to the genre.  In fact, dull characterization and the pretty piss poor execution (They dangle on wires with lasers over unfamiliar and unstable terrain) is a pretty large contributing factor why you don't see an awful lot of Sky Commanders costumes at Comic Con.  The animation is actually better than most other shows of the era, but picture and sound quality weren't restored and it shows.  Character design is pretty mediocre (they look like toys...which precisely they were) and the stories aren't particularly engaging.  If you loved the series when you were a kid, you'll probably dig it.  Otherwise, there isn't much there except for folks that found Go-Bots or G.I. Joe too esoteric and complex.


Shazam! The Complete Live-Action Series

Warner Archive / Released October 23, 2012

The Seventies were a different time.

So different in fact that teenager Billy Batson rode around the U.S. in a winnebago with a middle aged old man named Mentor and offering advice and life lessons for runaway kids on drugs, forest fires or black kids who prefer to play violin to basketball.

Only Billy isn't your typical teenager.  He calls upon the six animated elders who advise him in his role as Captain Marvel; each of them providing the first letter that makes up the acronym that comprises Billy's magic word, Shazam!, which provide him with the following respective traits;  Solomon, wisdom; Hercules, strength; Atlas, stamina; Zeus, power; Achilles, courage; and Mercury, speed.

Based on the Fawcett/DC Comics character, the Shazam! series is comprised of 28 episodes and starred Michael Gray as Billy,  Les Tremayne as Mentor with Jackson Bostwick and later, John Davey as Captain Marvel.  The series guest starred a number of familiar faces of the time including Lance Kerwin, Butch Patrick, Lisa Eilbacher, Jackie Earle Haley, Jimmy McNichol, Danny Bonaduce, Patrick Labyorteaux and JoAnna Cameron guest starring as The Mighty Isis (Captain Marvel guested on her series as well).

Each episode has a strong moral message that also serves as the theme of that particular episode.  It might seem a little silly and antiquated, but that's nothing new for The Big Red Cheese.  Picture quality is a bit worn, but it's well worth it in exchange for having this title released.  Shazam! is certainly dated, but revisiting it conjured up good memories of Saturday mornings.  Highly recommended.


DON'T EAT THE GREEN CANDY KAL-EL: Make Some Killer Kryptonite Candy For That Superman Fan On Your Holiday List

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 Food gifts are probably the most loved present of all time (right behind cash) and what better way to say "I hope this kills you slowly" to a rabid Superman fan than a batch of phosphorescent kryptonite candy made especially for them by you.

Why it'll tickle them all the way down to their spandex underoos!

The candy making process can be scary if you've never done it before, so watch the video below a couple of times before you start (a list of materials and step-by-step instructions can be found HERE- take some time to read the user comments as well, there's some fantastic substitution ideas for flavorings) and then set aside a couple of hours to bake up a few batches.

Who knows, maybe you'll start a new career as a comic book-specific candy maker.


Source: Geek Crafts


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S9E2: Metallo

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John Corben goes from reporter to cyborg with a Kryptonite heart named Metallo after an accident nearly kills him.  So naturally he decides his best course of action is to take out the Blur, as we learn more on why he’s got a thing against vigilantes.

It’s too bad he wasn’t around when Tori Spelling was for a little Cyborg Beatdown 90210.

The Random:
1. We’re totally not supposed to laugh, but watching Brian Austin Green being hit by a truck out of nowhere was absolutely giggle inducing.

2. Dr. Hamilton sure is handy to have around and is clearly the only halfway competent doctor on staff at the hospital, which kind of sucks for those who get stuck with the other doctors, but still.

3. Is there sexual tension between Tess and Lois or is it just me projecting?  I’m really pulling for the former.

I mean, I’m REALLY pulling for the former.

The Awesome:
1. Metallo isn’t necessarily an easy character to pull off, but give Smallville props for making him look the part, especially after the cop out they did with Victor Stone.  He looks pretty good and quite formidable.

2. Now, normally we’d blame LuthorCorp for the creation of Metallo, but that’s only halfway true this time around, as it turns out Zod’s people were responsible for putting him together as a way of testing how to get their own powers back.

3. Clark sure is getting better at thinking on his feet these days, quickly figuring out after his EMP attack on Metallo failed that he can cover up the Kryptonite heart by super heating a lead plate and fusing it to his chest.

This would have made 90210 so much better.

The WTF?!:
1. You’d think that the EMTs bringing John Corben into the ER would have made a bigger deal about the fact they were bringing in a guy with a frikkin’ bionic matrix sticking out his chest that’s glowing and pulsing.  Instead, they just wheel him in like he needs to be treated for a stomach ache.

2. We know Corben now has superstrength and a Kryptonite heart but he doesn’t have speed.  So how exactly does he just take Lois and disappear?  Because he kidnaps her from a phonebooth that Lois and Clark have been using in their little Blur/Reporter dance and Clark superspeeds there near instantaneously and completely loses the trail.

3. Maybe it’s just the Kryptonite talking, but John Corben’s whole anti-vigilante deal is really hard to buy into, and he comes off as yet another, “Wah, you saved a million people but not my sister, boo hoo hoo,” nutball.  He blames Clark because a bus he saved had a criminal on it that killed his sister.  Pretty weak. 

Who needs real motivation when you’ve got smoldering good looks?



AND THIS IS WHY I Love Aimee Mann

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 I'm old and therefore the music that I listen to is not going to appeal to those who live for the dance versions of whatever song is popular at the bowling alley on teen night.

 I do, however, think that if the young 'uns took the time to sit down and listen to an entire Aimee Mann album (and I mean album, the kind like they used to have where all the songs lead into one another to tell a specific story) they might come away with an appreciation for music that does not revolve around auto-tune.

So why do I think Aimee Mann should be the gateway drug for better musical options?

Well, frankly, this 52-year-old woman not only has one of the greatest, melodic voices known to mankind, and she has an incredible sense of geekiness (she had a guest spot in Buffy the Vampire Slayer) and knows how to make a fucking music video that doesn't include back-up dancers.

So there.

Here's her newest song Soon Enough off the album Charmer which I believe illustrates my point nicely.



MY TOP 5: Best Modern Samurai Films

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Samurai films have been a staple of action cinema pretty much since the birth of the art form.

Akira Kurosawa made a career and a cinematic movement with the genre when he made The Seven Samurai in 1954.

The samurai were the basis for the Jedi and had a huge hand in creating the American Western.

It's interesting, then, that the Japanese government basically outlawed the samurai on this day in 1867. That was the day that the Tokugawa shogunate after a bloody revolution, handed the reigns of the country back to the emperor, effectively ending the Edo Period and beginning the Meiji Period. This period only lasted a short time (until 1912), but it started Japan on the road towards modernization. They allowed Western culture to invade their shores and it's been a wild ride ever since.

One of the big things that the emperor wanted to get rid of were the samurai. These men had protected the government and the people for centuries and now they were being told that they were no longer important. By 1873, the 1.9 million Samurai were told that they could no longer carry their swords in town.

This basically ended the Samurai Class, Japan's version of the Wild West Hero.

We all know about Hiroshi Inagaki's Samurai Trilogy and all of Kurosawa's films. But the samurai has had a bit of a resurgence in the last decade or so.

Here are some of the best of the modern samurai films.

THE BLIND SWORDSMAN: ZATOICHI (2003)
Written and Directed by "Beat" Takeshi Kitano
Based on novels by Kan Shimosawa


Zatoichi has been a screen legend since the early 60s when Shimosawa's character was brought to life by director Kenji Misumi and actor Shintaro Katsu in a very successful series of films. The character has shown up off and on ever since in varying incarnations, even once as a woman in a film called Ichi.

None of them have been quite as successful as Kitano's kinetic vision of the legendary swordsman. In his version, Ichi is a traveling masseur who gets caught up in a plot to control a small town and get revenge. Of course, he doesn't want anything to do with any of this. He just wants to give some peaceful massages. Eventually, though, he has to show everyone what a great swordsman truly is, cutting bad guys down left and right.

The action is non-stop and the comedy is never obtrusive. This is the kind of movie that you just sit back, relax and enjoy the weird ride. It's an incredibly strange film, but amazing in that strangeness. Make sure you don't give up on it before the end when it suddenly turns into a completely different movie.


13 ASSASSINS (2010)
Directed by Takashi Miike
Written by Daisuke Tengan
Based on screenplay by Kaneo Ikegami


Miike is one of those filmmakers that many filmgoers think is completely insane.

And, being a fan, I would agree with them. IMDb credits him with eight films in 2001. Every year shows at least 2 or 3 films. Yeah. He's a bit crazy. But it's not just the sheer number of films that makes him slightly insane. It's the fact that he's tackled every genre known to man, giving it his own nearly impossible twist.

Then, in 2010, he made a film that even his detractors decided was great. 13 Assassins is a remake of a classic Samurai film from the 60s. Yes, there is at least one scene where the old Miike pokes his ugly head out from the womb of celluloid, but this is truly his first "mature" film that I know of.

The film is about 13 Samurai warriors who band together to kill the lord of a town who is planning on killing the shogun. They know that they probably won't make it out alive, but they also know that Japan will fall if they don't follow through. It's battle after battle and Miike shows that he can reign it in when he needs to. This film didn't need to be overly weird to be great.

It's an amazing feat for a filmmaker known for being great but inaccessible to the majority.


AZUMI (2003)
Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura
Written by Rikiya Mizushima/Isao Kiriyama
Based on manga by Yu Koyama


Many folks didn't like this female-centric samurai film, but I've never been completely sure why. It's basically a link between live-action, anime and video games and, as far as I'm concerned, works really well.

It's the story of a crew of samurai who are charged with the task of protecting the Tokugawa shogun from rebels who want to plunge the country into civil war. After the final test of strength, courage and loyalty, Azumi is one of five survivors who must go on this mission. She's given everything to her leader and now she has to find more to give.

These filmmakers also made the more popular Versus, a movie that I have never quite seen the appeal of. Somehow, they managed to make a zombie samurai film boring. Azumi, on the other hand, is a kinetic and fun modern samurai flick. It's not as serious as the classics, but doesn't play for laughs like Zatoichi. It does, however, have one of the most heartbreaking opening scenes of any samurai movie and a lot of great action sequences. (Watch for the fight on the bridge. I haven't actually seen this movie in years and I'm still a little bit dizzy.)


RUROUNI KENSHIN (SAMURAI X): TRUST & BETRAYAL (1999)
Directed by Kazuhiro Furuhashi
Written by Masashi Sogo
Based on manga by Nobuhiro Watsuki


This is a bit of a cheat because it was a video prequel to an anime series. But, seeing as how it's feature length and it's been compared to Kurosawa, I think it's a safe cheat.

Himura Kenshin was an assassin for the Meiji forces during the revolution. He was a killing machine who cut down anyone in his way and was given the nickname Hitokiri (Man Slayer) Battousai (Batto=sword drawing, Sai=suffix added to a pen name). So he was pretty feared by the Tokugawa forces.

He was also right around 16 when the revolution was happening.

The series is about his years after the revolution, as a wandering swordsman who only wanted peace and justice. He no longer kills, carrying a Sakabato (reverse blade sword). But this prequel is all about the revolution. Here we see the lovable Kenshin slaughtering men and women, cutting through them like butter. As violent as the series could get, Trust & Betrayal ups the ante tenfold.

None of that would make a difference if the movie didn't have a story. Luckily, this is the story of Kenshin becoming human. He falls in love against his better judgement. He fights for that love. He makes his vow to become a warrior for peace. It's a beautiful and bloody story that cracks the heart right down the middle.

Even if you're not an anime fan, this movie could be for you. Miyazaki may be one of the best animation directors of all time, but I would put this one above just about any of his films. Especially if you have watched the series at all, this one will hit you where you live and never let go.


THE TWILIGHT SAMURAI (2002)
Directed by Yoji Yamada
Written by Yoji Yamada/Yoshitaka Asama
Based on novels by Shuhei Fujisawa


Seibei (Hiroyuki Sanada) is a poor samurai who is raising his two daughters on his own. The Meiji Era has just begun and there is no more work for samurai like him. When he finds out that the woman he loved as a young man has left her abusive husband…nothing much really changes. She helps him with his daughters, but he has no hopes of remarrying.

Then he is hired to kill an unruly samurai. Can he lift his head up enough to do it and gain some dignity? Or will he hung his head longer and allow time to pass him by?

Rurouni Kenshin has been compared to Kurosawa for its epic scope and violent heart. Yamada's Twilight Samurai has been compared to Kurosawa for what is left unsaid in the film. It's a very quiet film that allows the viewers to take away from it what they will. Like the epics of old, Seibei's story is slow, methodical and eventually, heartrending.

Don't watch this for a rollicking good time. See it for the work of an aged director who is doing some of his best work. See it for the story of a man who will do anything to provide for his family, but can't quite seem to provide for himself. Like the best Kurosawa films, it shows us that the samurai life was not just about killing and honor. It was also just about living.


MEET KOOLATRON, Your Own Personal Vending Machine With The Most Awesome Circa 1984-Sounding Name

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 A few years ago I happened upon a house in my neighborhood that had its very own vending machine set up next to the garage. At first I thought that maybe it was just there, like lawn art, but then a young kid ran out of the front door, slipped some change into the machine and out popped a can of Coke.

It was like magic and dammit I wanted one.

Of course, the hubby was all like "I'm not putting a vending machine in our front yard, the neighbors already hate us because we don't mow the grass and you want to play pretend convenience store?" So, I let my dream of owning a vintage Fanta vending machine die in my soul.

But then I saw the Koolatron.

Let's just take a minute and smother ourselves in the name. Does anyone else feel a nostalgic twinge for a mechanical device that will cool your drinks 32 degrees below room temperature and named after what might have been an urban Johnny 5?

It can't be just me.

And okay, so it's a desk top version, not actual size, but still, it will hold 12 cans of whatever and it plugs into your wall socket and it makes the thunk sound when it releases your can from the depths of its being so, technically, it's a vending machine.

And yes, I want it.

Because it's named Koolatron...especially because it's named Koolatron...and the name "Koolatron" is emblazoned right on the front in 1984-font so everyone can see it.

Oh Koolatron, you had me at Koolatron.

Source: Red Ferret


Undervaluing The Great KIICHI NAKAI

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If we had a “Most Underrated Japanese Actor” category here at Forces Of Geek, 51-year-old Kiichi Nakai would easily qualify - although the guy has been nominated for, and in fact, won a swag of Japanese Academy Awards, including best actor.


He also happens to be the son of the late Keiji Sada, one of Japan’s more venerated stars of the silver screen before his untimely demise in 1964 at just 37 years of age.



As an actor himself, son Nakai blossomed as the sensational focal-point of Fukuro no Shiro (Owl’s Castle, 1999), possibly Japan’s most underrated, must-see silly ninja movie.


I love Owl's Castle for the story, for the action (even with its CG hiccups) and mostly for Nakai at his over-acting, endearing best.



I even ended up nicking an image and using that for the cover art of one of my Little Nobody LPs in 2009, the long-windedly titledI Have Become So Many People I Don't Know Who I Am (this is a quote from the movie). By the way, that's a free download, so go grab it if you want.


While he was nominated for his role of the principle ninja in Owl's Castle, Nakai had previously won the Japan Academy Best Supporting Actor award in 1994 for the drama Shijushichinin no Shikaku (47 Ronin), directed by the late, great Kon Ichikawa.

  Five years ago, Nakai sparkled in his supporting role in the high-profile Takuya Kimura (SMAP) vehicle Hero, for director Masayuki Suzuki, and he was also the mad, somehow sympathetic bad guy opposite Mansai Nomura inOnmyoji 2.


Even better, the actor had earlier worked with Suzuki on the hilarious 'Samurai Cellular' episode of  Tales of the Unusual(2000) in which Nakai played Oishi Kuranosuke, the leader of those 47 Ronin mentioned above - and touted a mobile phone instead of a katana blade. Rather than eyeing off heroics of any kind, Oishi would rather stay and play with his mistress, the beautiful and seductive Karu.


Ditching such comic antics and going instead for a meatier role, Nakai conveyed a knowing sense of the dramatic in Mibu Gishi Den (When the Last Sword is Drawn, 2003) for which he won the Japan Academy Best Actor trophy, and narrated the tale in director Zhang Yimou’s Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles (2005).

  He was the standout in 2008’s patchy comedy-drama Jirochô Sangokushi (Samurai Gangsters) and shone even in the lackluster, rather disappointing live-action version of  Osamu Tezuka’s Dororo (2007) - playing the mean dad who sells 48 of our hero Hyakkimaru’s body-parts (to demons no less).


These days, Nakaii is often seen on the telly hawking Visa card brands and drinks, along with workman roles in television fodder like Japanese Americans and Tairano Kiyomori, but I live in hope that he'll return to fine acting fettle shortly.




The End of Another Apocalyptic Week

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 Well friends, we here in the East Coast we are shoveling out from a freak snowstorm and the remains of a frakking hurricane all within a week of each other, so I'd like to give a nice shout out to Mother Nature:


And to say that I'm going to really enjoy the end of this particular piece of pre-apocalyptic bullshit that has been occurring over the past couple of weeks.

 I have looked upon the god-like weather channel's ten-day forecast and I see nothing but calm weather ahead for those of us who have been raped by rain and snow clouds, and I feel a certain peace settling over my being.

So, this weekend, instead of cowering in a dark corner in my basement, I will be spending it watching Skyfall, Wreck-It Ralph and yes, Silent Hill: Revelation like a normal human being.

So suck it Nature, I'm gonna be just fine.


FOG! Exclusive Clip From The Premiere of LITTLEST PET SHOP on The Hub!

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The Hub will premiere their newest series, Littlest Pet Shop tomorrow morning Saturday, November 10th at 11 am ET and we're sharing an exclusive first look after the jump.

The pets enlist Blythe to help save their beloved pet shop from going out of business. The aspiring fashion designer hosts a pet fashion show starring her new animal friends in hopes of saving the day. 
For more details visit the official Littlest Pet Shop site on The Hub, HERE!


STAR TREK: TNG Event Hosts First Ever Extended Episode & More

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“Star Trek: The Next Generation – A Celebration of Season 2” Event Beams into U.S. Movie Theaters

NCM® Fathom Events, CBS Home Entertainment and IGN Present a One-Night Event with Fan-Favorite Episodes Including the World Premiere of an Extended Version of ‘The Measure of a Man’ on Nov. 29

Special Event Will Precede the Blu-rayTM Debut of “Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Second Season” on Dec. 4


This fall, Trekkers across the country can “make it so” with “Star Trek: The Next Generation – A Celebration of Season 2,” a one-night in-theater event on Thursday, Nov. 29, at 7:00 p.m. local time. Showcasing the series’ ongoing multimillion-dollar restoration, this special event will feature two of the most popular episodes from the second season: “The Measure of a Man” and “Q Who?”. The version of “The Measure of a Man” will be the first-ever extended cut of a “Star Trek” episode, with the world premiere of 12 never-before-seen minutes during this special event. Additionally, fans will be treated to a sneak peek of great behind-the-scenes special features including a very special cast reunion, a documentary and an unseen outtakes/bloopers reel.

Tickets for “Star Trek: The Next Generation – A Celebration of Season 2” are available at presenting theater box offices and online at www.FathomEvents.com. For a complete list of presenting theater locations and prices, please visit the web site (theaters and participants may be subject to change).

“We’re excited to give fans a rare chance to see ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ on the big screen, and be the first to see portions of new, original content that will be available on the season 2 Blu-ray,” said Ken Ross, executive vice president and general manager of CBS Home Entertainment.

Presented by NCM® Fathom Events, CBS Home Entertainment and IGN, this event will be broadcast to more than 550 select movie theaters across the country through NCM’s exclusive Digital Broadcast Network.


In addition to the two episodes featured in this event, fans will be treated to a sneak peek of newly-produced, historic 25-year reunion footage of the main cast members of “The Next Generation,” entitled “Reunification - 25 Years After Star Trek: The Next Generation.” Audiences will also see a specially-edited cut of “Making it So: Continuing Star Trek The Next Generation” – a first-hand perspective of the making of the second season, including the production of “The Measure of a Man” and “Q Who?”. Members of the show’s special effects team will reveal the secrets behind the creation of the villains The Borg, and writer Melissa Snodgrass shares stories about her landmark episode, “The Measure of a Man.” Additionally, fans will see a selection of outtakes and bloopers, transferred from original 35mm film for the first time.

“After the overwhelming success from this summer’s ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation - The First Season’ event, we couldn’t wait to bring the second season of ‘The Next Generation’ back to the big screen,” said Shelly Maxwell, executive vice president of NCM Fathom Events. “This in-theater event is packed with exclusive, never-before-seen content and interviews, including a historical reunion of the cast members that no ‘Star Trek’ fan would want to miss.”

Created by Gene Roddenberry as part of the “Star Trek” franchise, “Star Trek: The Next Generation” was produced 21 years after the debut of the original “Star Trek” series. Featuring one of the most endearing ensemble casts in television history, “Star Trek: The Next Generation” took fans on the remarkable continuing voyages of the Starship Enterprise, set in the 24th century from the year 2364 through 2370. With 178 episodes spread over seven seasons, it ran longer than any other “Star Trek” series.

“Star Trek: The Next Generation – The Second Season” Blu-ray will be available as a five-disc set on Dec. 4. The collection includes all 22 episodes; the extended version of “The Measure of a Man”; the brand-new cast reunion; a two-part, in-depth documentary on the making of Season 2 entitled “Making It So: Continuing Star Trek: The Next Generation” – Strange New Worlds (Part 1), and New Life, New Civilizations (Part 2); and a gag reel that was created from newly-recovered 35mm film elements and transferred for the very first time to high-definition.

CBS is a proud and long-standing supporter of the American Red Cross and will continue to show its support through this event. CBS will make a financial donation to support the Red Cross which shelters, feeds and provides emotional support to victims of disasters; supplies more than 40 percent of the nation's blood; teaches skills that save lives; provides international humanitarian aid; and supports military members and their families.


About National CineMedia (NCM)
NCM operates NCM Media Networks, a leading integrated media company reaching U.S. consumers in movie theaters, online and through mobile technology. The NCM Cinema Network and NCM Fathom Events present cinema advertising and events across the nation’s largest digital in-theater network, comprised of theaters owned by AMC Entertainment Inc., Cinemark Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: CNK), Regal Entertainment Group (NYSE: RGC) and other leading regional theater circuits. NCM’s theater advertising network covers 183 Designated Market Areas® (49 of the top 50) and includes over 19,300 screens (over 18,400 digital). During 2011, approximately 680 million patrons (on an annualized basis) attended movies shown in theaters in which NCM currently has exclusive, cinema advertising agreements in place. The NCM Fathom Events live digital broadcast network (“DBN”) is comprised of over 720 locations in 170 Designated Market Areas® (including all of the top 50). The NCM Interactive Network offers 360-degree integrated marketing opportunities in combination with cinema, encompassing 41 entertainment-related websites, online widgets and mobile applications. National CineMedia, Inc. (NASDAQ: NCMI) owns a 48.6% interest in and is the managing member of National CineMedia LLC. For more information, visit www.ncm.com or www.FathomEvents.com.


About CBS Home Entertainment
CBS Home Entertainment manages the worldwide DVD and Blu-ray businesses for the CBS Corporation across all lines of content including current hits and classic series from the vast CBS library, as well as new releases from Showtime Networks. CBS Home Entertainment products are released on the CBS DVD and CBS Blu-ray labels.


About IGN Entertainment
IGN Entertainment is the leading Internet media and services provider focused on the video game and entertainment enthusiast markets. Collectively, IGN's properties reach more than 57 million unique users worldwide, according to Internet audience measurement firm comScore. IGN's network of video game-related properties (IGN.com, 1UP.com, GameSpy and others) is the Web's #1 video game information destination. IGN also owns the world's largest men's lifestyle website, AskMen.com, and men's entertainment site UGO.com. IGN is headquartered in the San Francisco Bay Area, with offices across North America, Europe and Australia.


Win The 30 Days of FRIENDS Exclusive Giveaway!

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This holiday season, Warner Home Video is releasing Friends: The Complete Series Box Set on Blu-ray. And to celebrate this joyous event which will present Ross, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica in high definition for the first time, we're giving away 2 over sized cappuccino mugs and a picture frame just like the one on Monica’s door!


The Blu-ray will arrive November 13, 2012 and to accompany this release, they have created a fun 30 Days of Friends: Trivia Challenge Blog App and Video Player!

30 Days of Friends: Trivia Challenge! Come back everyday to earn a different Friends character badge, unlock hidden badges, and earn awesome Friends content along the way.  

 Take the quiz: Which Friend are you?


Mashup Clip Countdown! Relive all your favorite Friends moments in these fun clips. Each week a new clip will be unlocked. So, comeback each week in November for a new clip!



To enter, please send an email with the subject header "FRIENDS" to geekcontest @ gmail dot com and answer the following question:

Which character appeared in more episodes than anyone else other than the six main cast members?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on November 25th, 2012.



Silly Real-Life Clubs

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Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill and Richard Ayoade take male bonding to hilarious new heights in The Watch a no-holds-barred sci-fi comedy which arrives on Blu-ray and DVD November 13th. 


There’s trouble brewing in peaceful Glenview, Ohio. That’s why four civic-minded citizens, armed with flashlights, walkie-talkies and spiffy new jackets, have teamed up to safeguard their community. But the guys find more than they bargained for when they uncover an alien plot to destroy Earth, and now these bumbling heroes are Glenview’s only chance to save the neighborhood — and the world — from annihilation.

From secret societies to Neighborhood Watch groups – Here’s a breakdown of some of the most exclusive, offbeat and just plain weird clubs:


Society for Explosives Engineers


This society strives to educate students about careers in mining, specifically mining through use of explosives. There are lots of field tests and explosions involved in the education process.


The Beefsteak Club


This 300 year old British club was also known as the Sublime Society of Beefsteak. Their membership caps off at 24; even the Prince of Wales, the future George IV, had to wait until someone died to become a member. Members gather to eat steak, talk about steak, sing about steak and even wear a funny outfit including a badge proclaiming “Beef and Liberty”.


National Toothpick Holder Collectors' Society


This 700 member society promotes and supports the collecting of toothpick holders, and does research and articles for their publication the Toothpick Bulletin and participates in collector-related events.


Quiet Birdmen


The Quiet Birdmen is a secretive drinking club for pilots known for their boisterous gatherings. Members, called QBs, must be invited to join, and they join for life. Today, the club's membership, organized into regional "hangars", is made up primarily of retired airline and military pilots, as well as a few astronauts.


World Association of Ugly People


This club was founded in Italy in 1879 and an organization dedicated to fighting for the recognition of ugly people, in a society that places a high value on physical beauty. The group's motto is "A person is what he is and not what he looks like".

Originally started by Italian noblemen and formerly a marriage agency, the club seeks to protect aesthetic biodiversity and combat the media’s portrayal of beauty.


The Ejection Tie Club


To join this club, you’ll have to have survived being fired out of a military plane by ejection seat.

Totally safe, totally normal…and your prize for such a dangerous feat is a special tie you can wear so you can recognize your fellow ejects. Exciting times!


Contest! Win KISS ME on DVD

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The stunning Ruth Vega Fernandez stars as Mia, a thirty-something well-to-do architect who finds her life turned upside down when she unexpectedly falls in love with the free-spirited Frida (beautiful blond Liv Mjones).
The two women meet at an engagement party in the country — Frida’s mother is about to marry Mia’s father — and discover an instant attraction that immediately calls into question Mia’s engagement to her longtime boyfriend Tim. Notable for its sumptuous and sensual love scenes, Kiss Me deftly portrays the ecstasy of true undeniable lesbian love entwined with the angst of coming out.
Beautifully written and directed, and featuring exceptional performances from a stellar cast, this deeply romantic and passionate drama has earned universal acclaim from fans and critics around the world and has already established itself as one of the most beloved lesbian films of the decade.

And we're giving away two copies.


To enter, please send an email with the subject header "KISS ME" to geekcontest @ gmail dotcom and answer the following question:

Kiss Me is writer/director Alexandra-Therese Keining's second feature film.  What was her first?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on December 2nd, 2012.


BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: BLOOD & CHROME Arrives Unrated on DVD and Blu-ray!

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EXPERIENCE AN ALL NEW CHAPTER IN THE “BATTLESTAR GALACTICA” SAGA


BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: BLOOD & CHROME UNRATED EDITION

NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN, UNRATED EDITION AVAILABLE FEBRUARY 19, 2013 ON BLU-RAY™ COMBO PACK WITH DVD, DIGITAL COPY AND UltraViolet™ FROM UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT


From Universal Cable Productions and the award-winning producing team of the critically acclaimed series “Battlestar Galactica” comes the all-new Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome Unrated Edition. The new spin-off film is packed with spectacular visual effects and cutting edge CGI and stars Luke Pasqualino (“The Borgias”) as a young Captain William Adama in the hard-hitting tale of the first Cylon war. Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome will be available on Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, DVD, On Demand and Digital Download on February 19, 2013.

Fans will first be able to view Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome when it premieres exclusively on Machinima’s premium channel, Machinima Prime (http://www.youtube.com/MachinimaPrime), beginning November 9, 2012. It will be presented as 10 episode chapters set to run through February 2013 and be followed by a two-hour movie premiere on Syfy. A special never-before-seen unrated version of this explosive broadcast event will then be available on Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, DVD and Digital Download.

An all-new chapter in the “Battlestar Galactica” saga, Blood & Chrome takes place in the midst of the first Cylon war. As the battle between humans and their creation, the sentient robotic Cylons, rages across the 12 colonial worlds, a young, talented fighter pilot, William Adama, finds himself assigned to one of the most powerful battlestars in the Colonial fleet: the Galactica. Though Adama quickly finds himself at odds with his co-pilot, the battle weary officer Coker (Ben Cotton, “Alcatraz”), the two men must set their differences aside when a routine escort mission with an enigmatic passenger (Lili Bordán, “Silent Witness”) turns dangerous and becomes a pivotal one for the desperate fleet.

The Blu-ray™ Combo Pack allows consumers to watch Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome Unrated Edition anytime, anywhere on the platform of their choice. It includes a Blu-ray™ disc, a DVD, a Digital Copy, and UltraViolet™ for the ultimate, complete viewing experience.
  • Blu-ray™ disc unleashes the power of your HDTV and is the best way to watch movies at home, featuring perfect hi-def picture and perfect hi-def sound.
  • DVD offers the flexibility and convenience of playing the movie in more places, both at home and while away.
  • Digital Copy provides consumers with a choice of formats from a variety of partners, including options to watch on iPhone®, iPad®, Android, computers and more.
  • UltraViolet™ is the revolutionary way for consumers to collect their movies and TV shows in the cloud. UltraViolet™ lets consumers instantly stream and download to tablets, smartphones, computers and TVs. Now available in both the United States and Canada.
BONUS FEATURES EXCLUSIVE TO Blu-ray COMBO PACK: ADDITIONAL DELETED SCENES (SEVEN EXCLUSIVE)

BONUS FEATURES (BLU-RAY™ and DVD):
  • SIX DELETED SCENES
  • BLOOD & CHROME VISUAL EFFECTS: Discover how the groundbreaking use of visual effects brought the world of “Battlestar Galactica” to life like you’ve never seen before!


I'M GUNNA GO READ A BOOK WITH PICTURES: Choose your Own Adventure With 'Cabin In the Woods'

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 Back in the day when you wanted to induce a panic attack in a ten year-old you gave them a set of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books and wished them well. The premise being that said kid would read through the various chapters and have to choose between two paths (and then turn to a specific page indicated at the bottom of the page) in order to find out if their choice lead to victory or death.

The result being that such stress induced within the kid would trigger an emotional and mental breakdown causing them to be found in a corner someplace, balled up into the fetal position moaning about how they "...should have chosen to go to the waterfall instead".

Ahh, I miss those days.

While these books were geared toward the tween/young teen set, there's no reason not to bring the stories back to a nostalgic group of adults who long to make choices that don't end up in financial ruin.

And what better introduction to an adult-oriented Choose-Your-Own Adventure series than the flick Cabin in the Woods which seems tailor-made for such a book.

I mean, who didn't want to see just a few of those evil-tainted basement objects play out in mass murder (I physically ache to see what the ballerina with the facehole filled with teeth could do with Marty) or to follow along a path of unadulterated carnage brought upon by a unicorn?

Dammit! I want to know more!

Which is why artist Alice Lin's amazingly awesome ode to the movie/kid's book series should create a demand of the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure format so that those of us who grew up wondering what our life would be like if we DID choose to go to the waterfall might be able to re-live a moment in time when we were young and innocent...and could die at the hands of a merman.

I'm just saying.

Source: Cinema Blend


BOOK REPORT: Book News For The Week of November 11th

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Some Stores Back, Many Still Struggling 
While some bookstores are now open to the public, there are still others struggling after Hurricane Sandy.

As Sandy Loomed, the Book Industry Panicked 
A great article on the Random House-Penguin merger from New York magazine.

Booksellers Resisting Amazon Disruption 
With Amazon's continue plans to put the rest of the bookselling world our of business, booksellers are doing they're best to make their stand.

Staples' Amazon Lockers 
Staples stores in the US will begin installing Amazon lockers where they can pick up their orders.

Amazon Treks to the Amazon 
Amazon plans to open a digital bookstore in Brazil in November.

Amazon Buy Button Disappearance 
With the temporary disappearance of Amazon's Buy Button for certain Kindle books, publishers are wondering if it was some sort of retaliation.

Top 10 SF/Fantasy for Youth 
Booklist presents it's top ten YA reads of 2012 for science fiction and fantasy.

Philip Roth Quits Writing 
Renowned author Philip Roth has announced he is publishing his last book in a recent interview.

Top 10 Cities in Literature 
Which cities make it in the top ten of the printed word.

A Genre Doomed to Literary Hell 
Is the horror genre doomed to never become popular?


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