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SHOUT BACK!

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Every serious movie geek knows it’s bad form to talk or make noise during the show.

But there are exceptions.

In fact, there are times when a random eruption of audience emotion and a shout-back to the screen is totally and completely called for.

Here are some of my memorable favorites, in no particular order.


Return of the Jedi

The scene: Daddy Darth Vader has just saved his boy Luke Skywalker from the clutches of the evil Emperor Palpatine, and during his last gasps of breath, he instructs his son to remove his mask so he can look on him with his own eyes. After six years and three movies of suspense, audiences finally got their first and only look at the pasty and hideously scarred face of Anakin Skywalker.


It’s a tender moment of familial reconciliation and cinematic closure…deftly undercut by a viewer’s well-timed interjection, “Put the mask back on!” There wasn’t supposed to be a punch-line here, but the roar of audience laughter is a sound I will never forget.


Octopussy


The scene: Sexy Magda has just slithered away from James Bond with the all-important MacGuffin, the jeweled Fabergé egg. As he cocks an eyebrow in admiration for the slinky thief and her acrobatic escape from his balcony, Bond turns and is immediately karate-chopped in the neck by the villain’s henchman, knocked out cold. One particularly soulful audience member, apparently disappointed in 007 for not thoroughly checking his perimeter, bellows a well-timed, “Awww, Booooooond!” Cue audience laughter and applause.


Batman Begins


On a technicality, this shout-back didn’t happen in the middle of the actual movie, but during the “preshow” hosted by the radio station promoting the advance screening. As a trivia question for a prize giveaway, the emcee lobbed out a not-so-difficult challenge to the audience, “Name a Batman villain.”  Without a second’s delay, a member of my party shouted out, “Joel Schumacher!” (as in, director of 1997’s odious Batman & Robin)—to thunderous laughter and applause. Prize awarded—and totally justified.


The Village


Overheard during the end-credits of this M. Night Shyamalan stinker, two audience members riff on the stupid logic of the movie’s parental figures’ staged “scare” tactics: “Okay, so I’ll dress up as the monster and do the scaring next Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, and you’ll take Monday, Wednesday and Friday. We’ll split Sunday.”


Spider-Man 3


By the time Mary Jane Watson kissed Peter Parker’s friend-cum-nemesis Harry Osborn, audiences were already in a froth over how convoluted and disoriented the plot was. But fans remained loyal to their web-slinging hero, and when M.J. and Harry locked lips, the moment was met with a resounding and well-deserved chorus of “WHORE!!!!!!” by, well, pretty much everybody.


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom


As the intro song-and-dance number aptly prepped us, “anything goes”—and audiences had no idea what was in store for the return of Indiana Jones. Before the plot settled into its dark groove of stolen stones and slave children, we were catapulted on a breakneck journey from a nightclub in Shanghai to the wilds of India. Indy and company bail from a plummeting aircraft and slalom down a mountain in an inflatable raft—“That wasn’t so bad, was it?!”—and as they immediately slide right off an insanely high cliff, a capacity crowd of roughly 1,300 riveted patrons (yes, theaters had such mind-boggling seating capacities back in 1984) collectively gasped and shrieked in a thrilling moment of communal excitement and audience participation rarely matched since.


Tootsie


I saw a lot of movies at Philadelphia’s iconic SamEric Theater, which packed in 1,300 seats counting the main floor and balcony. Among the most memorable audience-reaction highlights happened there, during the moment when we first glimpse Dustin Hoffman in full-on “Dorothy Michaels” drag, prancing wearily towards the camera down a crowded Manhattan avenue. I’ve never before and not since recalled such a moment of uproarious laughter and applause from any movie-going crowd. Ever.


Aliens


Every time I saw this movie in 1986—and there were several viewings that summer and fall—the moment that always got the crowd literally cheering and applauding and shouting back an odd “Fuck, yeah!” or two, was Ripley’s challenge to the alien queen, “Get away from her you bitch!!” After the slow-burn of two hours of pent-up tension and suspense, the release was more than merely cathartic—is was downright explosive.
 

Teeth


Imagine if you will a game audience totally buying into this movie’s deliriously twisted conceit of a girl cursed with vagina dentata—yes, teeth in her nether region. This horror comedy is a terrific little thriller about the frights of puberty, but what made my viewing so memorable was the constant refrain from multiple audience members—including, eventually, myself—of a creepy, sotto voce utterance of the film’s title during any given suspenseful moment…. “Teeeeeeeeth!” Every successive instance got the crowd more and more whipped up.



We Are Legion! Part I—The New Face of X-Men: Legacy

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The events of Avengers Vs. X-Men have caused a major ripple effect throughout the Marvel Universe. Both teams are in very different places, the Avengers in a new position of power, and the X-Men predominantly rudderless having lost Professor Xavier even while seeing the reemergence of the mutant gene.

Following up on the aftermath of the battle is the Marvel NOW! Initiative, the relaunching and rebranding of several titles and debuts of others.

How come?

Because if history is any indication, slapping “#1” on the cover of a comic is like a siren’s call to collectors and those issues sell like crazy.

So, who cares if you’ve had one of the longest running series in history?

It’s more important to get that huge artificial sales burst and reset the numbering, because that makes the story automatically better, right?

You can’t see it, but this man is crying inside.


While DC all but completely gutted their historical continuity in the wake of Flashpoint last year, Marvel is taking a slightly different approach by just renumbering things (again!) and not rebooting anything. I’ve written on multiple occasions my personal disdain for this tactic, but until I rise to power I can do nothing about it. But you just wait. My day will come.

Anyway, back in 1991 when Marvel launched X-Men #1 with Jim Lee and Chris Claremont it was a damn big deal and throughout the 1990s, that title became one of many spinoffs that had their genesis in the original Uncanny X-Men. But as of last week, it was the only one that survived the culling of X-Men titles while also managing to avoid a renumbering scheme.

Didn’t I warn this title no one would want to
play with it if it got too old?!

Well, that streak is over and last week’s X-Men: Legacy #275 was the final issue. But it’s coming back this month with X-Men: Legacy #1 and a completely different focus. While originally called X-Men in 1991, the title was briefly and temporarily renamed to New X-Men when Grant Morrison came aboard and then in the aftermath of The Messiah CompleX, it became X-Men: Legacy.

At first the focus was on Xavier’s recovery from another assassination attempt. Christ, Xavier, wear a frikkin’ helmet. You’d think a smart guy would learn after the amount of head shots he’s taken.

Once Xavier’s story wound down, the spotlight turned to Rogue as she became a team leader and mentor, mostly to mutants not featured prominently in the other titles.

Now? Well, step into the batter’s box, David Haller, you’re up to bat.
But seriously, you’re gonna have to do something about that outfit first…

I’ve gone into the origins of David Haller aka Legion, son of Charles Xavier, before and all this month, we’re going to go deeper into the character to see how X-Men: Legacy will differ in the new volume and examine two pivotal stories in Legion’s development.

The shift to Legion is an odd one, as the character has spent much of his existence divided between being in a coma and being out of his goddamn mind trying to end reality. There really doesn’t seem to be a happy medium with this guy.

Suffering from schizophrenia, with each personality having a different ability, Legion first debuted back in New Mutants #25 and was wildly erratic in nature.

Yes. Shocking, I know.

After falling under the thrall of the Shadow King in the Muir Island Saga, he was left comatose until just before Legion Quest, during which he inadvertently created the Age of Apocalypse reality. And, then, like the offense of my New York Yankees in the playoffs, he was gone.

He reappeared in the latest, and recently concluded, volume of New Mutants and has sporadically been around, playing roles in Age of X and Second Coming, and parts of the latter half of Mike Carey’s X-Men: Legacy run. But now, the story is all about him, an interesting change for a character who has never been a lead, but is a fitting choice for the title given that he is the legacy of Charles Xavier.

Really, Chuck, that’s your legacy? An unstable powderkeg with unimaginable and uncontrollable power? You’d couldn’t have left us a nice watch or something?

Now THIS is an inheritance.

Written by Steve Spurrier and illustrated by Tan Eng Huat, X-Men: Legacy is now going to feature Legion’s coming to terms with his father’s death while struggling to keep his fractured mind intact in this new world left after the war between the Avengers and X-Men. Promising to get to the core of who Legion really is deep down, there’s no doubt that X-Men: Legacy is going to be a very different book and it’s going to be interesting to see if Spurrier and company can make a character most often trotted out just to move a story along become the story himself.

Or themselves. The dude’s got like a cast of 100 in that head, mostly in the hair…

And he looks stable already!



Ryback: He Came From Outta the '90s!

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He is an unabashedly destructive force, more beast than man.  His power seems unchecked, and his appetite is boundless.  He has been known by his share of names during his career in the squared circle, but the world knows him best as one: Ryback.

Ryan Reeves wasn't always a monster of few words, although he has always been voracious.

According to Al Snow, Reeves routinely breaks a sweat while eating, so great is the energy he puts into the task.

And he is always hungry.


Originally appearing as one of the hopefuls during the fourth "season" of Tough Enough in 2004 (the competition was actually a part of Smackdown that year), Reeves managed to impress enough to be signed to a developmental contract.  He trained in Deep South Wrestling before being transferred to Ohio Valley Wrestling, where he wrestled for a time under his real name, before being given the name Ryback (a portmanteau of his first name and his high school nickname, "Silverback").


Ryback worked a gimmick inspired by the Terminator for a time, before being called up to WWE to participate in the first season of its quasi-reality competition, NXT.  His gimmick in NXT was that of a good ol' boy named Skip Sheffield, and while he didn't win, he was called up to the main roster with the rest of the rookies, who formed a heel stable called the Nexus.

Injury sidelined him for a year, and when he returned it was as Ryback again, although this time, it wasn't as the Terminator, but as a similarly unstoppable creature of rage, and moreover, hunger.  His insatiable appetite became his character--his catchphrase, appropriately enough, became "Feed me more!"


The question you're probably asking is, what does any of that have to do with the '90s?  The answer is a man named Bill Goldberg.

Anyone who knows anything about wrestling at least knows of "the man they call Goldberg." Before he stepped into the squared circle, Bill Goldberg played professional football as a defensive tackle for the Los Angeles Rams and later the Atlanta Falcons.  A devestating injury cut short his career, and he went into wrestling as an alternative.  Goldberg isn't the first former football player to try his hand in wrestling.  Other notable former football players in the ring include John "Bradshaw" Layfield, "Big Cat" Ernie Ladd, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (okay, so he played Canadian football, but still).


Goldberg lacked the investment most others had in the business.  He had no real love for it, but he was good enough to make it through the WCW's Power Plant training facility and onto the main roster, where he began to rack up an undefeated streak.  The announcers began to keep track of the streak on television, although there's some dispute over how much of it is simply Tony Schiavone and Bobby Heenan tacking numbers onto his streak in order to puff him up.  According to WCW, his official undefeated streak was 173-0 before losing it and the WCW Championship to Kevin Nash.

Throughout that early going though, Goldberg was portrayed as a strong, silent destroyer, an MMA-themed wrecking machine who came out to the ring, did his business, and left.  Those comparisons were not lost on wrestling fans when Ryback began amassing his own undefeated streak after being called back to the main roster.  In fact, the "GOLDBERG!" chants that greeted the elder star during his time on Nitro were used to taunt the younger man.

But was that particularly fair?  And really, was "Big Hungry" a Goldberg rip, or was he inspired by another, older source?  Personally, I think there's something else to Ryback than most other people have caught.  T.J., we've talked about this before, and you've certainly watched more WCW than I ever did (I was more of a WWF die-hard).  What do you think?

The Goldberg comparisons have been drawn since day one. “Goldberg” chants filled the arenas more naturally than when the “Feed Me More” chant started to pick up. Some have disputed the carbon copyness (that’s definitely not a word but I like it)  but in my opinion, the World Wrestling Entertainment was trying to make their version of Goldberg. 

However, I think the comparison ends in the look and intensity. Goldberg’s rise was more organic, it picked up steam over time and the fans decided to ride the Goldberg train as something fresh, new and exciting versus the NWO, which had been getting stale as the main storyline in WCW in the late 90s. As for Ryback, maybe it’s my bias to wrestling in the 90s and early 2000s, but he feels too pre-packaged. Goldberg took a steady climb to the top until the intense fan reactions basically forced them to make him a main eventer. The night he defeated Hulk Hogan in the Georgia Dome on Nitro remains one of my all-time favorite wrestling moments. There was a legitimate electricity that night that could never be matched.


Ryback, on the other hand, was riding along on his undefeated streak for a few months, sometimes beating two or three guys at the same time. Okay, he’s a monster I get it. But then recently he was forced in the main event picture but not because the fans clamored for it but because ratings had been low and Vince needed someone not named John Cena to go after CM Punk’s title. So then when you and I were talking about the comparison, you brought up another singular named human wrecking machine meant to strike fear in everyone. Ladies and gentlemen, that man is Zeus!

Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr. played Zeus “The Human Wrecking Machine” in the 1989 film No Holds Barred. Hulk Hogan as superstar wrestler Rip, beat the odds and defeated Zeus, an insane ex-con, blind in one eye, who had killed a guy in the ring. He had a ‘Z’ shaved into his head too to show he wasn’t kidding around. 

It was a Vince McMahon financed project and to cross-promote his feature film, Zeus made his way into the squared circle for a “real life” challenge to the immortal Hulk Hogan. He was unstoppable, no selling 95 percent of moves while his offense consisted of awkward strikes, a bearhug, and choking wrestlers on the mat. I had forgotten about Zeus and initially thought Frankie was crazy to compare him with Ryback But then I started to watch some promos he did with the Macho Man and then I started to see it...


The huffing and puffing, the way he stands, and the nonsensical things he seems to be saying...can you see it too? The physical appearance and the quirks are interestingly similar. Zeus was put into the main event scene, albeit just to put over No Holds Barred, while Ryback was thrown into the main event scene as the WWE, in my opinion, throws something against the wall and see if it sticks. Basically, Goldberg seemed authentic, while Ryback seems like Zeus...someone we’re told to believe is a monster instead of someone we choose to believe is a monster. 

So, what's next? 

I'm hoping for something along the lines of this...


Ahahaha, yes, Gillberg.

If Vince McMahon were really smart, he'd bring back Duane Gill, this time as Gillback.  But that ship has sailed, as Ryback's undefeated streak has ended at the hands at CM Punk (and a crooked referee named Brad Maddox).  It's for the best, as the streak would have booked WWE into more of a corner the longer it would have continued.  (Booking the Ryback/Punk match was a trial in itself, and it was reported the Brad Maddox finish was a creative Hail Mary pass).

Yes, my first thought upon seeing Ryback was, "This is the new Goldberg?  He's more like the new Zeus!"  The dead-eyed stare, the jerky physical motions, the far more primal persona...Ryback was the second coming of Zeus, except he could actually work.  (Until his match with CM Punk, that was arguable, but Reeves didn't embarrass himself, and showed he could work a high-profile match while protecting his partners.)


What is the appeal of the Ryback anyway (thanks to Daniel Bryan for necessitating the use of an article)?  How does it tie into the appeal of Goldberg?  Grantland correspondent David Showalter (aka "The Masked Man") claimed that Ryback's appeal, much like Goldberg, was in his simplicity, that he appealed to fans with a strong nostalgia for the '80s and '90s.  And yet, the '90s was the decade when fans demanded more complexity in their wrestling.  So who knows what anyone really wants anymore?

It's sad when that's a rhetorical question.


BATTLESTAR GALACTIC: BLOOD & CHROME Arrives on Earth This Week

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UNIVERSAL CABLE PRODUCTIONS’ HIGHLY ANTICIPATED
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA: BLOOD & CHROME
TO PREMIERE NOVEMBER 9 EXCLUSIVELY ON MACHINIMA, LAUNCHING A THREE-TIERED WINDOWING STRATEGYINCORPORATING ONLINE, TELEVISION AND HOME ENTERTAINMENT

FROM THE AWARD-WINNING PRODUCERS AND VFX TEAM BEHIND BATTLESTAR GALACTICA EVENT STARS LUKE PASQUALINO (“THE BORGIAS”) AND BEN COTTON (“ALCATRAZ”)


Universal Cable Productions (UCP) will launch for the first time a three-tiered windowing strategy including online, TV and home entertainment, for Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome, a spinoff of the blockbuster Battlestar Galactica series franchise. Fans will first view Blood & Chrome when it premieres exclusively on Machinima’s premium channel, Machinima Prime (YouTube.com/MachinimaPrime), beginning November 9. The initial online debut introduces the latest segment of the revered TV series franchise to a new generation of fans while also launching the multi-platform strategy.

This highly anticipated chapter in the Battlestar Galactica saga takes place in the midst of the first Cylon war. As the battle between humans and their creation, the sentient robotic Cylons, rages across the 12 colonial worlds, gifted fighter pilot, William Adama (Luke Pasqualino, The Borgias), finds himself assigned to one of the most powerful battlestars in the Colonial fleet: the Galactica. Full of ambition and hungry for action, Adama quickly finds himself at odds with his co-pilot, the battle-weary officer Coker (Ben Cotton, Alcatraz). With only 47 days left in his tour of duty, Coker desires an end to battle as much as Adama craves its onset. Lili Bordán (Silent Witness) also stars.

Universal Cable Productions’ partner in the launch is Machinima, the next-generation video entertainment network for young males, and the number one entertainment network on YouTube. Each Blood & Chrome chapter will premiere exclusively on Machinima Prime (http://www.youtube.com/MachinimaPrime), Machinima’s premium channel, which has garnered over half a million subscribers in 3 months, and among other young male centric content, features original series in the sci-fi, drama, comedy, sports and animation genres.

Leveraging cutting edge CGI and virtual set technology, Blood & Chrome is produced by Universal Cable Productions, a division of NBCUniversal, and the award-winning producing team of Battlestar Galactica. David Eick (Battlestar Galactica, Caprica) is executive producer along with Michael Taylor (Battlestar Galactica, Caprica), who wrote the teleplay from a story by Eick, Bradley Thompson (Battlestar Galactica, Falling Skies) and David Weddle (Battlestar Galactica, Falling Skies). Blood & Chrome was directed by Jonas Pate (Prime Suspect, Caprica).

“With its top-notch storytelling, pulse-pounding action, and cutting-edge visual effects, Blood & Chrome is the perfect extension of the Battlestar Galactica universe,” said Mark Stern, President, Original Content, Syfy and Co-Head, Original Content, Universal Cable Productions. “We are thrilled to see this hotly-anticipated event premiere on Machinima, an online network that is unparalleled in its delivery of high-class digital content to millions of viewers.”

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome will be presented as ten, 7-12 minute episode chapters available exclusively on Machinima Prime until February 2013, followed by its premiere as a 2-hour movie on Syfy (airdate TBA), and finishing with the release of an unrated version on Blu-ray, DVD, digital download, PPV and VOD. The series will remain on Machinima through April 2013.

“The storied Battlestar Galactica franchise has a huge following and resonates perfectly with our audience,” said Allen DeBevoise, Chairman, Co-Founder, and CEO of Machinima, Inc. “We are thrilled to be the exclusive distributor for Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome. Series fans have been anticipating this chapter of the Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome story and we are proud to deliver it to them, as a whole new audience on Machinima, reinforcing Battlestar Galactica’s status as a pop culture icon.”

About Universal Cable Productions
Universal Cable Productions creates innovative and critically acclaimed original scripted and digital content across multiple media platforms and outlets for domestic and international distribution. UCP produces Covert Affairs, Psych, Royal Pains and Suits for USA and Alphas, Defiance and Warehouse 13 for Syfy. Universal Cable Productions is a division of NBCUniversal.

About Machinima
Machinima is the dominant global video entertainment network for young males. The number one entertainment channel on YouTube, Machinima serves over 2.25 billion video views a month, and reaches over 210 million viewers monthly. Machinima’s global content network is the best place for gaming content. The network features official publisher content, gameplay videos, scripted series, and original content, including original weekly shows, all aimed at the coveted 18-34 year old male demographic. Machinima is fast-becoming a global phenomenon with an ability to capture a cultural sensibility and awareness among a next generation of entertainment consumers and marketers alike. The company is backed by MK Capital, and Redpoint Ventures, and is headquartered in Los Angeles, California.  For more information, please visit www.Machinima.com


GEEKY DIY: Make Yourself A Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks Clock!

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 More often than not I am one broke kitty and when the holidays start creeping up I begin to panic, mainly due to the fact that most people are not thrilled by my usual gift of a dollar scratch-off ticket decorated with a bow.

But this year is going to be different because I am kicking it up a notch and making stuff for people, because, let's face it, nothing says "I Care About You...Kinda" like a handmade gift that the recipient can't return to the store for cash.

And besides, who on this planet wouldn't want an incredibly awesome clock featuring John Cleese as the Minister of Silly Walks?

Created by Susanne Lindberg (who was inspired by a wristwatch she saw on Amazon), this DIY-Guaranteed-To-Make-People-Fall-In-Love-With-You-Wall-Clock, is so super easy that you will be inspired to make a batch of these for everyone on your list.

So click HERE for all the materials and instructions needed and start crafting!

I'm gonna be such a superstar this holiday.

Source: Incredible Things


HERE'S A VIDEO OF A ROBOT Showing What It Plans To Do To You After the Uprising

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 There are many robots being created out in the world today that both frighten and disturb me, but this one, the one wielding a knife and a very phallic cucumber, wins the award for most threatening.

Oh sure, the creators behind CIROS, want you to believe that this is just a test model for a short-order cook (I'm guessing) but we really know what is happening here...a training op for complete and total human dismemberment.

I'm on to you Robot salad maker and I just ordered a head-to-tow shark suit so I'm ready to rumble when you are.


Source: Geekologie


SWEET MOONS OF JUPITER! Neil deGrasse Tyson Will Appear In Action Comics Superman #14 Out Tomorrow

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 If I didn't already have a Uranus-sized crush on comic writer/god Grant Morrison, I would certainly be willing to entertain that idea after tomorrow when Action Comics Superman #14 will present a little storyline with one Mr. Neil deGrasse Tyson in it.

Apparently the astrophysicist was consulting DC on all the science particulars concerning what kind of star would be appropriate for one Krypton would orbit and dammit, they made him part of the comic because who else would Superman ask?

The level of happy in my heart is too immeasurable to put into words but I will definitely be the first one at the comic shop tomorrow to grab up a copy...and then I'm going to sleep with it under my pillow forever.

Source: io9


DISNEY WARS: A Disney/Star Wars Mash-Up

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 I'm going to be honest with you, I'm a bit conflicted about the whole Disney/Lucasfilm bromance that is brewing, but I'm willing to see how it will play out (although news of Star Wars 7 did make one single, solitary nugget shoot out my backdoor involuntarily from a weird combo of fear/hopefulness).

I guess we'll just have to see...and I'm gonna need some new pants.


Source: Laughing Squid



Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S8E22: Doomsday

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Battle lines have been drawn and it’s time for some finality between Clark and Davis, as the Justice League and Cosmic Boy of the Legion of Super-Heroes try to force Clark’s hand.  Jimmy (re)learns Clark’s secret, and that can’t bode well for him, and the voice that’s been guiding Tess stands revealed.

Yeah, you guessed it—Season finale time!

The Random:
1. Gotta say, Clark, Cosmic Boy sure makes a convincing argument for killing Doomsday.  You know, by telling you if you don’t he’ll frikkin’ kill you.  Tomorrow.  Get on that.

2. It’s always fun when members of the Justice League show up, and the debate over whether to kill Davis threatens to tear the team apart with Clark and Ollie officially on the outs over it all.  That can’t be good, especially when Ollie shoots a Kryptonite arrow into Clark to stop him from stopping them.

3. Jimmy has now rediscovered Clark’s secret, but they’ve already tricked him once, and mind wiping is so passé, so that means there’s only thing they can do with him now…

Nothing hurts a friendship more than an arrow to the back.


The Awesome:
1. The Clark vs. a full on Doomsday battle barely happens, but Lois and Tess have a throwdown for the ages.  No hair pulling, no scratching teenage catfight crap, just good old fashioned fisticuffs around the office.  And it all leads to Lois finding Clark’s Legion flight ring and being transported…elsewhere.

2. Jimmy’s final scene with Chloe gives his character closure as the two of them reaffirm their love for one another in his last moments.  And the other part of his last moments?  Yeah, he does what they should have done long ago and kills Davis even as he fades to black.  Great moment.

3. You know it’s a season finale when a major character is dead, Lois is lost in time, Clark wigs out and declares Clark Kent is dead and decides he can’t be a part of humanity and needs to sever his ties with everyone, and Tess’ marching orders have been coming from a familiar name—Zod.  Way to leave us hanging, Smallville.

I’m no love specialist, but this likely killed the mood.


The WTF?!:
1. Lois is in the bullpen with Clark, once again the two of them in there alone afterhours, and after she chews him out for not doing enough to find Chloe, she gets a call from the Red Blue Blur and carries on a full conversation with him and somehow ignores that Clark isn’t in the room anymore and she never saw him leave.  Investigative journalism at its finest.

2. I mean, really, does Chloe think she can just hang around Davis 24 hours a day for the rest of their lives in order to keep Davis from changing?  Given that she has to know he’s functionally immortal and won’t age like a human, did she really think that through?  Or did she take a plan from the Lana Book of Wily Schemes?

3. The Doomsday/Clark fight was billed as the battle to end them all, but while it started out cool with some mindless destruction and Clark taking a punch through a wall, it ended just as abruptly with Clark grabbing Doomsday and jumping away.  That’s it.  No extended fight, no back and forth, no nothing.  One minute, and then a jump.  He’s had longer verbal fights with Papa Kent.  But perhaps the worst of it?  Jimmy kills Davis, only he wasn’t really the Jimmy comic fans thought he was; he was Henry James Olsen and the Jimmy Olsen we knew from the comics?  Yeah, his little brother.  He's the real Jimmy Olsen.  I swear to you, I can’t make that up.

“Everyone, quick, get back!  He’s going to go wild for 20.6 seconds
after 22 episodes of hype!”


WHO'S UP FOR A ROAD TRIP? 'Cause Colorado and Washington Are Looking Mighty Tempting

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 Many congrats to the fine citizens of Washington and Colorado who came to their senses and made pot a legalized drug.

As someone who enjoys a little hit off the old pipe every now-and-then while watching my favorite television shows, I have to tell you, news like this makes me less paranoid.

So for you two states, who will no doubt see an increase in tourism, a decrease in drug-related crimes and, of course, a population of extremely mellow citizens, may I present a possible Druggie Anthem to be played throughout the land.

I love you guys.


A Happy Adrenaline: Rod Serling and Lamont Johnson

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Considered an actor’s director, Lamont Johnson had made a smooth enough transition from acting (Tarzan, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Gunsmoke) to directing.

When an offer came in, it was only standard for the director to read the script, no matter if the show was Have Gun Will Travel or Peter Gunn.

After all, Johnson wanted to work, but didn’t want his name to be on a stinker. There was, however, one exception to this rule: The Twilight Zone. So, when an offer came in from the Zone, Johnson’s agent knew to say yes no matter the script.

Johnson (right) with James Hilton and Elizabeth Taylor, recording a radio drama, 'West of the Hills', in 1950

Rod Serling felt that Johnson was one of only a handful of directors who understood the look and feel of The Twilight Zone that he was aiming for: the highly theatrical mixed with an illusion of heightened reality, where nightmarish things were real and were happening to you as the viewer.

Thanks in part to his having moved from actor to director, Johnson’s direction of actors was sympathetic, something that appealed to no one more than Serling himself.

Pushed by the network and sponsors into becoming the face of the show by introducing each episode, Rod Serling wasn’t comfortable delivering the lines, only writing them. What became such an iconic element of the show was actually something Serling truly hated doing each and every time.

It was obvious to Johnson from the beginning that Serling was a bundle of nerves. The chain-smoking, the sweating, these thing told Johnson that he had to approach directing Rod Serling in a much different way. Immediately, Johnson developed some tricks.

Before a take, he would tell Serling to do a dry run-through of his lines while the crew was setting up.

Assuming the cameras were off, Serling would deliver his lines in a more improvisational, natural way. When he found a delivery he liked, Johnson would react favorably, “That’s it! We’ve bought it.”
A more confident and relaxed Serling would ask when they would actually go ahead and shoot the lead in. Serling always seemed surprised and caught off-guard with Johnson’s answer, “We just did it.”

“I’m uncomfortable doing these intros. Under this table, I’m not wearing any pants.”
 
At Serling’s behest, Johnson went on to direct many lead-in’s for episodes he wasn’t even director on.

Serling knew the benefit of being at ease with someone and took advantage of it whenever he had the opportunity, whether that was behind the camera, in the writers room or at the studio office. Serling knew that it was the combination of talents, like his own writing and Johnson’s impeccable direction, that produced a good episode—and it would always be a good episode that kept the audience coming back.

Lamont Johnson directed eight episodes of The Twilight Zone. Two of his most famous were Five Characters in Search of an Exit and Kick the Can.


The entirety of Five Characters takes place in a giant cylinder where five strangers, including a clown, a ballerina and a hobo, find themselves trapped and with no idea how they got there or who they were.


Kick the Can is remembered as the ultimate story of yearning for one’s youth. A man deposited in a retirement home believes he can return to his youth by playing children’s games such as kick the can.
Throughout his career, Lamont Johnson was nominated for eleven Emmy Awards and eight Directors Guild of America Awards. Of those, he won two Emmy Awards and four Directors Guild.
                                     
Before passing away in 2010, Johnson described his working on The Twilight Zone and with Rod Serling as, “...a turn on. It was always a delightfully refreshing kind of experience,” and “...I know that everybody’s imagination and all of their reflexes were considerably more alert - you were on a kind of good adrenaline, a happy adrenaline that created a lot of imaginative stuff.”


Johnson’s last job as director was for J.J. Abrams. Abrams, who idolized Rod Serling, did an entire episode of Felicity as homage to The Twilight Zone. Johnson directed Help The Lovelorn, an obvious nod to Five Characters in Search of an Exit.


THE WORLD'S GREATEST ADVERTISEMENT For A Slice Of New York-Style Pizza

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 Look at the above picture. You see the pizza place there, David's Pizza? Well, behind the suburban-friendly facade lies pure and utter genius.

No, I'm not talking about their pizza pie (everyone knows that pizza outside the tri-state area is crap), what I'm referring to is their marketing campaign.

My god, I had no idea that a human being could come up with an ad that could lure in customers the way David's Pizza at 1744 West Hammer in Stockton, CA has done.

It's so pure, so fantastic, so...I am at a loss for words.

Watch and learn people, watch and learn.


Source: Look at This Frakking Geekster


PUGS SING DEATH METAL

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Pug Bane Has Some Serious Pain

 I'm still a little worn out from watching all the election coverage last night into today, so you'll have to forgive me if you don't find pathologically adorable pugs screaming Death Metal-like sounds to be as heartwarming as I do.

I guess I'm just a better human being than you...or I am suffering from waking hallucinations from the two hours of sleep I got.

Whatever.


Source: Vulture


Sasquatch in The Seventies: A Bigfoot Movies Primer

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By David E. Goldweber







Back in the 70s, many kids (not to mention many adults) thought that monsters were real.  In some places "Nessie" the Loch Ness Monster was the favorite, but in my hometown on suburban Long Island, Bigfoot was king.

Most of us had seen The Legend of Boggy Creek, or at least one of the Six Million Dollar Man Bigfoot episodes, and what we liked about Bigfoot was the sense of power: Bigfoot as a big hairy monster-guy who was strong enough to do whatever he wanted.

Playing games in the schoolyard, we'd argue over who got to play Bigfoot like we argued over who got to play Superman or The Hulk.

Now, decades later, revisiting Bigfoot movie classics, the appeal seems very different: it's Bigfoot as rural nostalgia.

Far from symbolizing the coming of a new age of monsters, Bigfoot seems to symbolize the passing of an old age of wilderness.  Folk music, nature footage, wild animals, autumn leaves, bubbling streams: these, and not monster fights, are the hallmarks of the Bigfoot movie.

Within film history, the Bigfoot subgenre might be likened to 1950s Westerns (or early-60s Westerns like Lonely are the Brave) that show a consciousness that the Old West is passing away.  Whereas earlier Westerns celebrated the wildness of the frontier, these later Westerns lamented the end of the frontier.  Bigfoot movies have a similar lament, but by introducing the possibility of a monster, they temper their sadness with mystery and anticipation.

Let's take a moment to differentiate the North American Bigfoot/Sasquatch from the Himalayan Yeti/Abominable Snowman.  The myths are similar, but they originated on opposite sides of the world.  People who believe in such things claim that the parallel myths are evidence that the creatures are real.

Several old horror-adventure films feature Yeti, including The Abominable Snowman, Man Beast, and The Snow Creature.  But those films were from the 50s.  Our business is the 70s.

Here, then, is a run-down of the Bigfoot movies of the 70s, with brief comments on each, and then some comparison to Bigfoot TV shows of the time.  I've written more extensively on several of these movies in my Claws & Saucers guidebook (see www.clawsandsaucers.com for info), but I hope you'll enjoy my remarks below.  Here we go, in chronological order:

Bigfoot (1970)


This one appeared before the subgenre came into its own, but it does fit the "rural nostalgia" pattern, featuring many shots of trees, hills, forest animals, and pleasing deep colors in skies or leaves.

It's a sort of exploitation comedy, and is best known not as a Bigfoot movie but as a John Carradine movie.  You can laugh at Carradine's smarmy businessman character as you laugh at the obviously fake ape suits worn by the Bigfoot family in the woods.  So silly are the suits, that you will be reminded of the classic "Little Fur Family" children's book by Margaret Wise Brown.



The Legend of Boggy Creek (1972)
 

This is the archetype.  It's a little hard to believe that this slow, repetitive, fake documentary from Arkansas was a hit.  But the key is to see it as an eerie mood piece, a longing for the freedom and the beauty of dying wilderness, and not as a horror movie or even a monster movie.  You should at least watch the first 15 minutes and the last.  Id almost like to hear that terrible cry again," says the narrator, "just to be reminded that there is still a bit of wilderness left, there are still mysteries that remain unsolved, and strange unexplained noises in the night.



Bigfoot: Man or Beast? (a.k.a. "Big Foot Man or Beast," 1975)


This is the most respected of the real documentaries (as opposed to the fake ones), and it's easy to see why.  It swells so fully with rural nostalgia that it borders on nature worship.  It rejoices that much of the Northwest is "uninhabited" and "unexplored."  Most of the interviews take place in the woods.  One witness recalls "anguish" in the creature's cry.  Lots of attention is given to the famous 1967 Patterson footage - still often seen as genuine.  The entire second half follows various expeditions led by charismatic Bigfoot hunter Robert W. Morgan: hiking, climbing, camping.  Bigfoot lives "with nature," says Morgan.  "We, unfortunately, live in spite of it.  He's part of nature; we create our own.  Perhaps... we can learn from him."



The Mysterious Monsters (a.k.a. Bigfoot: The Mysterious Monster, 1976)

Reworking his popular 60-minute TV special Monsters! Mysteries or Myths? (1974), documentarian-director Robert Guenette here created the oddest of the real Bigfoot documentaries.  Instead of emphasizing interviews or expeditions as in Bigfoot: Man or Beast?, Mysterious Monsters emphasizes drawings, photos, or re-enactments of Bigfoot encounters in Boggy Creek style.  You might find it funny, but you might find it weird and even scary, as many fans did in the 70s.

Where Man or Beast sees nature as friendly and pretty, Mysterious Monsters sees it as sinister and strange.  Where Man or Beast features chipper banjoes and harmonicas, Mysterious Monsters features atonal violins and percussion.  These documentaries make fitting counterpoints to each other.  View them both, and you can enjoy the paradox of Mother Nature's dangerous beauty.  Although sensationalized when compared with Man or Beast, it has a lot more action and variety.  So it's worse as a documentary but better as a movie.  I think it's great.  Peter Graves is the narrator.  The hypothetical reconstruction of Bigfoot culture, from 80:00-85:00, is the highlight.  Being that this is the 70s, Nessie gets about 10 minutes toward the beginning.  At 56:00, Graves consults a police psychic!



The Legend of Bigfoot (1976)


This brief half-fake documentary consists mostly of nature and travel footage.  It feels like a one-man show, with the narrator boasting of his lone ventures into uncharted Alaskan wilderness.  Once again you'll get rural nostalgia, although some of the footage shows dead, wounded, or trapped animals.  It's an obvious imitator of its predecessors but not bad in itself.



Creature from Black Lake (1976)


Many people love this one, but they love it as a Buddy movie rather than a Bigfoot movie, as we follow two college students from the North investigating Bigfoot in the South.  Again we get a longing for wilderness, but here the emphasis shifts toward country people rather than country animals.  The sincerity and simplicity of simple country life, small towns, and lazy days: this is what the filmmakers most admire.  A very pleasing movie.



Curse of Bigfoot (1976)


While hilariously incompetent, and a treat for "bad movie" fans, this is really an old Aztec Mummy imitator reworked in 1976 to cash in on the Bigfoot craze.  It doesn't fit with any Bigfoot patterns because it's not a real Bigfoot movie.



Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot (1977)


This is my favorite, partly because it takes us to the Pacific Northwest where the real Bigfoot legends originated.  It is filled with nature footage, filled with idealistic narration.  It was quite an experience to watch the wildlife on every side," says the expedition leader, "as we plunged deeper and deeper into this primitive country."  Action is very brief, but the mood is surprisingly uplifting.  As you watch, you really feel like you're in another time, another place.



Snowbeast (1977)


If Bigfoot and Yeti myths are parallel, it is natural to combine them on film.  From Snowbeast, we learn that Bigfoot doesn't roam only in the West or only in the South because there are hundreds of them roaming around all over the country.  It's a slicker movie than its predecessors, made for TV but with some known stars (including Yvette Mimieux from The Time Machine) and a decent budget.  But it's not bad.  Snow-capped mountains are part of the appeal, although the emphasis is more on ski action and - briefly - light gore.



Manbeast! Myth or Monster (1978)


This is the last and least of the era's feature-length documentaries.  Man or Beast and Mysterious Monsters are much more fun, but Manbeast takes itself seriously and offers several things that its more famous predecessors don't, including extended footage in the Himalayas, and extended interviews with European and Russian researchers.  Where Man or Beast follows Robert W. Morgan's exhibitions, Manbeast follows Peter Byrne's.  It has some fun re-enactments with actors in ape suits.  As for rural nostalgia, it contrasts the "lush and green" world of long ago with the logging and destruction of the present.  Byrne himself is an ardent conservationist.  The documentary has a serene mood, and it evokes sympathy for Bigfoot who, if real, is surely heading for extinction.



Capture of Bigfoot (1979)


By 1979, the subgenre was nearly spent, but this late entry opens with rural nostalgia and folk music, as Bigfoot fans in the 70s would expect.  Later, it's more of a cheap action film.  The story takes place in winter, and the monsters have white fur, so it's a Yeti movie more than a Bigfoot one.  It's pretty bad.



Revenge of Bigfoot (a.k.a. Rufus J. Pickle and the Indian,1979)

This one is apparently lost, and more of a comedy than a Bigfoot movie, but I wanted to mention it for completeness.


Screams of a Winter Night (1979)


It's really an anthology picture in the Amicus tradition, but the first story features a Bigfoot stalking young lovers in the woods.  It's simple and brief, with little connection to real Bigfoot stories, but this sincere low-budget picture isn't bad for horror fans.



Night of the Demon (1980)


I'll include this since it was made in the 70s and prominently features a savage Bigfoot.  The monster attacks and kills at least a dozen victims.  It's an exploitation picture, not really a Bigfoot one, but - wow - it's fun for unrestrained gore.  Some parts are funny on purpose.  Watch it if you like to think of Bigfoot as a savage killer.


What of the Six Million Dollar Man "Bigfoot" episodes, you may ask?


Well, there are three of them, including "The Secret of Bigfoot" (2 parts, early 1976), "The Return of Bigfoot" (2 parts, late 1976), and "Bigfoot V" (1977).  These episodes are great fun, partly because "Secret" features Andre the Giant, because "Return" and "V" feature Ted Cassidy (Lurch!), because "Return" features a hideously bearded Jon Saxon, and because both "Secret" and "Return" feature Stefanie Powers in a tight blue jumpsuit.  "You're like a breath of fresh air," says Powers to Steve; "not only attractive and witty... but also bionic!"

All the SMDM Bigfoot episodes are filled with great action, fun music, and the funky "bionic echo" sound effects that made SMDM (and to a lesser extent, The Bionic Woman) such hits on 70s TV.  "Return" is my favorite of the episodes because it reaches epic scope, something not easily achieved on a small screen on a TV budget.  The volcano is plainly (a) fake or (b) stock footage, but it somehow looks good!  All the actors, Lindsay Wagner in particular, are convincing.  Bigfoot looks amazing - he's probably the best-looking of all the Bigfoots of the 70s.

But... and this is a big but... the SMDM Bigfoot is not a "real" Bigfoot; he is a robot.  More than this, he is a robot created by aliens.  It's pretty unnatural.  He has a mind of his own, and he has some raw grunting Bigfoot appeal, but we see his wires, transistors, control box, etc, and we are never allowed to forget he is really a robot.  Watching the SMDM episodes, you find yourself realizing that he doesn't even need to be a Bigfoot robot; he might as well be a bear robot or man robot, or regular robot with no disguise at all.

This robot aspect explains why the SMDM Bigfoot episodes feel so different from the Bigfoot movies of the time.  The emphasis is on technology, not nature.  The "Return" episode, great as it is, has scarcely a single scene in the mountains.

The final "V" SMDM episode does offer many mountain wilderness scenes, so perhaps it is fitting that this episode also suggests that somehow the robot will eventually turn (mostly?) organic.  It's pretty far-fetched that the aliens somehow set up a hibernation chamber that will transform machine parts to organic ones, but this is as close as SMDM gets to giving us a "real" Bigfoot, so fans might forgive the strange logic.  Actually, this third episode is oddly touching at the conclusion.



Bigfoot is mentioned in one episode of the Isis TV show ("Bigfoot," 1975), but the supposed beast turns out to be a gentle mountain man with a beard and long hair.  It's a letdown, although anything involving Joanna Cameron in short skirts and tall heels can't be a total waste of time.

Bigfoot also appeared in a short-lived Bigfoot and Wildboy TV series made by the Krofft Brothers, 1976-77.


You can find clips at YouTube, and the theme song is fun, but Bigfoot speaks English and is more of a caveman than a "real" Bigfoot.  Aliens, mutants, and other unrealistic elements are prominent.  This series (like Land of the Lost, Far Out Space Nuts, and other Krofft Brothers stuff) is aimed at young kids, so it's rather simplistic and uninteresting compared with SMDM.  Same goes for the deceptively-titled Return to Boggy Creek (1977) which is a simplistic kiddie movie with no connection to the real Boggy Creek.  Entertainment for kids, rather than rural nostalgia for adults, is the point.

Instead of watching the kiddie fare, you should check out the Bigfoot episode of In Search Of... (1977) if only to spend 22 minutes with Leonard Nimoy.  "In our modern world of concrete and steel, we're far removed from the Indian lore of Bigfoot," Nimoy tells us.  "It's hard to imagine any corner of our crowded world where a giant man-like creature could roam free."  It seems that rural nostalgia did make its way from the silver screen to the television screen after all.


What about quasi-Bigfoots? 

In a blog post from 8/29/12, film historian John Kenneth Muir speculates that Star Wars' Chewbacca was partly inspired by the Bigfoot craze.  I think he's right, and I'll also add Cha-ka from Land of the Lost.

Muir attributes Bigfoot's popularity to general fantasy appeal: in the confused days of the mid 1970s, people simply wanted to believe something fun and inspiring.  If Bigfoot could exist, Muir says, then "magic and innocence could still exist too."

I agree with this, and I suppose this helps explain the popularity of Nessie, or ghosts, or ESP, or whatever else people wanted to believe at the time.  But in Bigfoot movies, the appeal is a little more specific.  In these movies, rural nostalgia - with its mix of wildness, mystery, and beauty - is the key.




Disney and Lucasfilm: The Magic Empire?

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By James Guil
Last week, fans of the epic Star Wars franchise were shocked to discover that George Lucas and Disney had come to an agreement that saw Disney buy LucasFilm Ltd for $4.05 Billion. The terms of the deal saw Disney pay half of that amount in cash and the other half in stock purchased at the October 26th share price.

In addition to the announcement of the purchase of LucasFilm Ltd., Disney also announced that it would release a new Star Wars film in 2015. According to reports, Episode VII will be released in 2015 with Episodes VIII and IX to follow every two to three years.

As you may remember, the last Star Wars movie to be released was Episode III: The Revenge of the Sith. The film was the final of the prequel trilogy. The upcoming films by Disney will be sequels to the classic trilogy, known as Episode IV, V, and VI.

Disney also discuss the potential of the Star Wars franchise on television. Disney CEO Bob Iger said that “We really like Star Wars’ potential on TV, and Disney XD would be a great home for that.” No further details have been released about the film.

Now that Episode VII is officially a go, now begins the speculation as to whether any of the original cast will take part in the film. Also, nothing has been released on how the storyline will proceed.

Many books that dealt with the aftermath of Return of the Jedi saw Luke go forward and train a new generation of Jedi. George Lucas has his own vision for the films and has said that Episodes VII, VIII, and IX were supposed to be the best of the franchise. Whether that vision will be used is unknown.

Speculation is also rampant on who will direct the films. Just about every famous director has been floated for the project, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon.

Whedon has a track record with iconic films. At one time he was tied to the rumored upcoming Wonder Woman live action film. He left the project and went on to direct The Avengers, a film that became the third highest-grossing film of all time.

Over the next few months, we should get more information who will direct the film, who will star in the film, and likely some type of storyline. You can already pencil in Star Wars Episode VII as the most anticipated movie of 2015. Now we will have to wait to see if it lives up to what will surely be epic hype.



NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND Gets Rereleased Just in Time For The Holidays

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VIZ MEDIA ANNOUNCES THE RELEASE OF NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND DELUXE MANGA BOX SET

Hayao Miyazaki’s Acclaimed Manga Fantasy Adventure Offered In A New 2-Volume Hardcover Box Set That Arrives In Time For The Start Of The 2012 Holiday Season


VIZ Media, LLC (VIZ Media), the largest publisher, distributor and licensor of manga and anime in North America, is proud to announce the release of the NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND Deluxe Box Set, which collects all 7 volumes of the original celebrated manga (graphic novel) series by Hayao Miyazaki into 2 new hardcover editions packaged in a special illustrated slipcase. A full-color double-sided poster is also included and each volume features 8 full-color page inserts.

The NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND Deluxe Box Set is scheduled for release on November 6th, is rated ‘T’ for Teens, and carries an MSRP of $60.00 U.S. / $67.99 CAN. A movie adaptation is also available on DVD and Blu-ray from Walt Disney Home Entertainment.

In a long-ago war, humankind set off a devastating ecological disaster. Thriving industrial societies disappeared. The earth is slowly submerging beneath the expanding Sea of Corruption, an enormous toxic forest that creates mutant insects and releases a miasma of poisonous spores into the air. At the periphery of the sea, tiny kingdoms are scattered on tiny parcels of land. Here lies the Valley of the Wind, a kingdom of barely 500 citizens; a nation given fragile protection from the decaying sea's poisons by the ocean breezes; and home to Nausicaä.

“NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND is a true manga masterpiece, an epic fantasy story written and illustrated by legendary Studio Ghibli founder/director, Hayao Miyazaki, the creator of My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, and Howl’s Moving Castle,” says Masumi Washington, Senior Director, Editorial. “NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND remains one of Hayao Miyazaki’s most widely acclaimed works and delivers a powerful message of ecological conservation and preserving our fragile environment for future generations. This new Deluxe Box Set arrives just in time for the start of the 2012 Holiday shopping season and we know it will be high on many fans’ wish lists this year. We invite them to look for this newest addition to VIZ Media’s Studio Ghibli Library.”

Hayao Miyazaki is one of Japan's most beloved animation directors. In 2005 he was awarded the Venice International Film Festival's Golden Lion Award for Lifetime Achievement. His Studio Ghibli received the festival's prestigious Osella Award for overall achievement in 2004. Miyazaki's films include Spirited Away, winner of the 2002 Academy Award® for Best Animated Feature Film, as well as Castle in the Sky, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, and Ponyo, all of which have received tremendous acclaim in the U.S. Miyazaki's other achievements include the highly regarded manga series NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND and STARTING POINT: 1979-1996, a collection of essays, interviews, and memoirs that chronicle his early career and the development of his theories of animation. Both titles are available in English from VIZ Media.

For more information on NAUSICAÄ OF THE VALLEY OF THE WIND, or other manga titles from VIZ Media, please visit www.VIZ.com.



About VIZ Media, LLC
Headquartered in San Francisco, California, VIZ Media distributes, markets and licenses the best anime and manga titles direct from Japan. Owned by three of Japan's largest manga and animation companies, Shueisha Inc., Shogakukan Inc., and Shogakukan-Shueisha Productions, Co., Ltd., VIZ Media has the most extensive library of anime and manga for English speaking audiences in North America, the United Kingdom, Ireland and South Africa. With its popular manga anthology WEEKLY SHONEN JUMP ALPHA magazine and blockbuster properties like NARUTO, BLEACH and INUYASHA, VIZ Media offers cutting-edge action, romance and family friendly properties for anime, manga, science fiction and fantasy fans of all ages. VIZ Media properties are available as graphic novels, DVDs, animated television series, feature films, downloadable and streaming video and a variety of consumer products. Learn more about VIZ Media, anime and manga at www.VIZ.com.


DIY DINOSAUR HEELS: Make 'Em, Wear 'Em, Get Some

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 There has been a plethora of extremely cool "Make-It-Yourself" footwear out on the Internet in the last year or so, but these babies really take the cake.

I mean, the idea that in a few hours (provided you have access to welding equipment, or know someone who does) you could be out on the town sporting a pair of dinosaur high-heeled shoes is so super-cool, that I have a feeling that my collection of funky footwear is going to grow exponentially.


Now, these shoes are by no means easy to make if you are uncomfortable with tools and such, but if you really want a pair and don't want to do it yourself, you can always hire someone to make them for you (esty is a great place to hire someone), or ask a really good friend who is addicted to tools to help you out (click HERE for step-by-step instructions).

Personally, I think these would look great for a stroll at the Natural History Museum.

Source: Kitschy Living


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S9E1: Savior

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Lois returns, rambling about things that haven’t even happened yet, as Zod begins to assemble an army and Clark continues his training with Jor El after having cut off all his ties with his human side.

Meanwhile there’s a deeper mystery about the voice Tess heard in the orb because now it turns out it wasn’t Zod after all and he’s just as confused as everyone else…

The Random:
1. This officially begins Clark’s phase of being “dark” and dressing like he’s been trapped in The Matrix with a shirt that looks like a child drew it up for him.

2. Well, we already had a few appearances from Tori Spelling, so why not add her 90210 boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, to the mix as John Corben, the man who would become Metallo? 

3. Look at Dr. Hamilton coming through for Chloe, setting up Watchtower in its new location with funds that Ollie left so that she could at least continue doing her thing.

He knows…kung fu.

The Awesome:
1. Clark may not be in touch with his human side anymore, but that doesn’t stop him from pulling off one of his best saves in a while, stopping a train that went off the rails and then signing a nearby wall with his crest so the city knows he’s still out there.

2. The line we’ve been waiting for didn’t take long to arrive as Callum Blue whips out the old, “Kneel before Zod!,” faster than a speeding bullet, not bad considering he and his entourage don’t have any powers as of yet.  But you know what?  They listened to him.

3. Lois finding Ollie in an illegal cagefighting warehouse was cool enough, but Clark having to fight a Kryptonian ninja without his powers thanks to her deciding to even the score with a dose of blue Kryptonite?  That was pretty badass.

“Do I have to say it again?  Kneel!”

The WTF?!:
1. You know, the people on the train are rather composed considering they just saw a woman appear out of nowhere, followed by a second one in a ninja outfit that promptly decided to beat the crap out of the first.  They treated it like they were watching a street performer juggling.  Right.

2. Lois went missing for three weeks, and Chloe didn’t think to try and clue her in on that when she visited her at the hospital, that same hospital where Lois then promptly escaped from.  And Chloe, for some reason, doesn’t seem to care that Lois is nowhere to be found again.  What’s going on here?  Is there a writers’ strike again I wasn’t told about?

3. Is Chloe really getting mad at Clark because he won’t go back in time and save Jimmy, even though she knows full well what that can do to pretty much all of reality as well as what happened last time he did that, ie his dad dying?  It’s like they’re trying to make up for Lana not being around anymore…

“So, I’ve been gone for three weeks and NO ONE has thought
to tell me this until now?”



A HIP HANDMADE HOLIDAY: Gifts You Can Make for $10 or Less

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 This holiday season I am all about making stuff for people as opposed to using my hard earned money to buy Twilight-related crap for members of my family who shall remain nameless.

Now, as creative as I am, I do need a bit of inspiration when it comes to narrowing down some interesting gift ideas and I have to say, that this interactive craft book by The Craft Pack is certainly a good place to start.

First off, it's cheap ($10), contains 18 really awesome projects like this:


...has 9 instructional videos, plus 100 downloadable gift tags, stickers, stencils, labels, and patterns to make your stuff look even sweeter.


I mean, who in their right mind would turn down gussied-up food gifts?

And the best part is that once you get to making some of these projects, you will never feel the need to go to the mall again during the holiday season!

Yay!

Now get started people, there's only a few weeks left of procrastination before the stress begins!

Source: Kid Crave


Reviews of Films I Have Never Seen: SKYFALL – M Changes Her Name to ‘Crazy X’

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Let’s go through the James Bond film checklist?

Hot girls? Check.

Wild car chases? Check.

Badass villain? Double check.

World in peril? Not really.

Our latest go-around with 007 (Daniel Craig) threatens a much smaller realm: that of Bond’s long-time boss, M (Judi Dench).

After many years twisting the truth like a balloon bunny, M finally flips out.

She runs away from the secret service to a Scottish manor.

Wearing a meat dress, M begins performing original pop songs in a series of YouTube videos, calling herself Crazy X.

However Crazy X blurts out lyrics containing the names and addresses of MI6 agents. These super spies are embedded inside thuggish groups such as Al Qaeda and the TSA.

Bond would prefer seeing his old boss whisked away to a dignified retirement, but the new chairman of intelligence and security stops him.

Gareth Mallory (Ralph Fiennes) has a plan. He wants Crazy X used as bait to lure out super bad guy Silva (Javier Bardem). Silvia once had a crush on M until she mocked him for not having a last name.

Bardem plays his role with a rakish menace better suited to a shorter man. What does that mean? It’s difficult to say.

But you’ll hardly notice. Bond engages in exciting chases, sex with women like Naomie Harris; there are beatings and shootings and 007 cracks a few witty asides just like its 1962.

Director Sam Mendes worked off a script by Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, and John Logan. Insiders hint that the original screenplay was thicker than the Code of Federal Regulations. Among the many excised set pieces was a scene of Bond traveling back in time and seducing the wife of Three Stooges legend Moe Howard.

Fortunately for the Bond franchise, savvier minds concluded this would confuse and upset the core audience. The offending scene was trimmed along with another sequence in which Bond ripped out the gills from a lake trout so he could swim underwater.

Excellent work by Ian Zawadzki who served without complaint as the stand-by painter in Turkey. Could you do as much? And would you do it quietly, in an attitude of service? Then don’t be so quick to judge.

Three and a half stars for cool guns.


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