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DOWNTON ABBEY: S4E6 (review)

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By Christopher Cerasi
After letting things build and percolate over the course of the past few episodes, Sarah O’Brien (Siobhan Finneran) has finally had her revenge against valet Thomas Barrows (Rob James-Collier), and it was just as cruel, demeaning, and harmful as she had hoped it would be.


And it was painful to watch. Partly as the tit-for-tat mentality that the two possess has always outweighed the perceived damage done to them, but mostly as these former allies who had each other’s backs have now become bitter enemies. After spending two seasons united against what they perceived as “us against them,” they have now turned their considerable spite against each other. It was perhaps inevitable, but it was also harsher than it needs to be.

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BEWARE OF MR. BAKER: GINGER BAKER VS. HIMSELF

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Even when I thought I knew just about everything creative, compulsive and crazed when it came to tales of the man and his music, I saw this film and realized my knowledge was only a small part of a wilder story.  Beware of Mr. Baker is a documentary on the life of the legendary British rock drummer with a mane of flame and the eyes of a madman, Ginger Baker.


Directed by amateur boxer/professional model, turned writer and film directer, Jay Bulger—who began his career in journalism by lying his way into writing a piece on Ginger Baker for   magazine—the film begins with footage that Bulger had shot while living with Baker and working on his Rolling Stone piece which was published as "The Devil and Ginger Baker."


Returning to film in the place where he had originally resided with Baker—who for over a decade was living within a high security ranch compound in South Africa—Bulger begins his film with an incident that displays just how cantankerous Baker can be. From that point, the documentary is a journey of  unexpected twists, head-shaking decisions on the part of Mr. Baker and deliriously candid anecdotes from both the subject and those that have played a part in his life's story.


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TEXAS HOLD 'EM Just Got A Bit More Creepier with the Ultimate Deck by Stranger & Stranger

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playing cards

I used to be quite the Poker dame back in the day (It's how I snared my husband, I took all of his money and then treated him to pancakes later that night) but I have to say, after a while, staring at a bunch of cards got kinda boring.

But perhaps if I had a deck of cards that were as off-putting and deranged as the Ultimate Deck, then maybe I would have concentrated more on the game and less on the trash-talking.

Think about it, if the ten of spades looked like this:


Wouldn't the whole process of playing poker change for you?
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The Pull List: AVENGERS #5, SNAPSHOT #1, GREEN ARROW #17 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!

Green Arrow #17 (Pick of the Week)
Writer: Jeff Lemire
Art: Andrea Sorrentino
Colors: Richard Horie & Tanya Horie
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $2.99

The talents of Jeff Lemire and Andre Sorrentino have breathed new life into what was a floundering series. Oliver has lost Queen Industries while unknown forces from his island past are dead set on finishing the blonde playboy once and for all.

The script captivates the reader from the onset and the art brings a certain je ne sais quoi that was missing from the onset. Several aspects of the story share a similarity with the hit TV show, Arrow.

In a way, the CW’s success with the Emerald Archer is responsible for the 180 degree turn around shown in its seventeenth installment.

After missing the mark with the previous pair of writers and artists, DC Comics hits the center of the bullseye in spades. If you haven't read this yet, please do so, now.

Grade: A-

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CHINA BEACH Celebrates It's 25th Anniversary With A DVD Deluxe Collector's Set

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From the moment China Beach debuted in 1988, it was hailed as groundbreaking television. Now, in time to celebrate its milestone 25th anniversary, the TV DVD archivists at Time Life, in conjunction with Warner Bros. Home Entertainment Group, will release the beloved ABC-TV series on DVD for the very first time. One of the most eagerly-anticipated, unreleased television programs of all time, according to TVShowsOnDVD.com, the release marks the first time the complete series will be available on any format. China Beach: The Complete Series will be offered as a 21-disc collector’s set featuring all 62 episodes and over ten hours of exclusive, never-before-seen bonus features including a recent cast reunion, extensive interviews with Dana Delany, Marg Helgenberger, producers John Sacret Young and John Wells, original featurettes, as well as “Tales from the Five & Dime”, a collectible memory book containing casting notes, rare, archival photos, emotional, heartfelt letters from Vietnam veterans and more. China Beach: The Complete Series will initially be available exclusively online, available for pre-order beginning February 5 at ChinaBeachOnDVD.com for $199.95.
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ARROW: "Betrayal" S1E13 (review)

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By PJ Hruschak
Is the opposite of a betrayal a retrayal? In any case, the green archer experiences both.

This week's episode of Arrow, titled "Betrayal," finally puts Oliver in front of his mother's shadiness, has cranky Detective Lance reluctantly helping The Hood and ends with the best cliffhanger the series has offered yet.


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MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Rhye-Open (NSFW-ish)

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Well, it's only a few days until V-day which means the world will be bombarding you with visions of romantic love that no human being can possibly live up to, thus causing a massive sense of self-loathing and hatred toward chocolate and hearts.

And, as someone who hates any holiday in which I'm required to don lacy underwear and perform sex acts that are illegal in certain states, I prefer my love-stuff on the sad side.

Which is why Rhye's lovely video for their song Open fits that melancholy feeling that I adore. And there's some sex in it that is almost reminiscent of the kind I used to have when I wondered if what I just did would cause me to spend my after-life in a pit of fire.

Ain't romance great?
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DOGNITION, The Personality Test For Your Dog ('Cause Fido Really Gives A Sh*t About Where His Need to Eat Poop Comes From)

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Full Disclosure: I am mad sick in love with my dog Walter, I mean look at this face:


What kind of person would not give in to the demands of this cute, manipulative, poop factory?

Well, I am because I am not going to pay $60 to get a "Personality Assessment" for him even though I wouldn't mind knowing why he feels the need to shit on comic books, viciously eat the skeletal remains of animals found in the woods or scream at the bathroom door anytime I have to tinkle.

I would rather use that money to pay for the industrial-strength carpet cleaner that I have to buy in vats to clean up his spontaneous bouts of diarrhea.

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HBO Announces THE NEWSROOM's Blu-ray, DVD Details

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The Newsroom as it's packed with bonus features including deleted scenes, is coming to living rooms this Summer! The Golden Globe nominated drama series from HBO debuts on Blu-ray with HBO Select, DVD and Digital Download on June 11, 2013. From the brilliant mind of Aaron Sorkin, the series focuses on an ambitious group of broadcast journalists who set out on a patriotic mission to bring integrity back to the news in the face of corporate and commercial obstacles. The dynamic series features an amazing ensemble cast headlined by Jeff Daniels, Emily Mortimer, Sam Waterston and Jane Fonda.
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NEVER MIND THE BLOCKS: Super Mario Goes Punk

Damning with Faint Praise: THE LAST ENEMY

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Stephen Ezard (Benedict Cumberbatch) returns to a near-future England in the wake of his brother’s death.

He meets his brother’s widow, and the seriously ill woman that the widow is treating.

Then the ill woman dies, the widow vanishes with the body, and Stephen gets chatted up for a job promoting TIA – Total Information Awareness, a unified government database.


Verdict
Well directed, produced, and acted, and yet it completely misses the point.


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GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE WOLVERINE Saves A Bunch of People...I Guess The Old Adage "Dress for the Career You Want" Is True

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Ricardo Fuentes, from Mexico City, is just a normal dude who enjoys looking like Wolverine (although, to be more accurate, he looks like Benicio Del Toro dressed up like Wolverine). He also just so happened to be at his job when an explosion occurred at the Pemex oil headquarters (coincidence?) killing 37 people. 

Fuentes/Wolverine, being the anti-hero that his is and using all the strength that his faux adamantium skeletal structure could withstand, managed to save several of his fellow co-workers from certain death, including one that seems a bit annoyed that his day was interrupted by chaos and carnage.


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A Fifth of John McClane...on Valentine's Day?

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It’s perhaps the oddest movie marketing release platform ever conceived, but just in time for Valentine’s Day, Bruce Willis is back to reprise his signature character John McClane in yet another violent wrong-man-in-the-wrong-place-at-the-wrong-time action adventure, A Good Day to Die Hard.

You can be forgiven if you’ve lost count how many times Willis has played this part, as the filmmakers have mostly avoided using numbers in the titles—though they did use a numeral for Die Hard 2, that movie was more widely known simply as Die Harder.

The other four Die Hard movies all earned a sizeable chunk of their respective summer’s box office, so putting this new one out in the middle of winter seemed a perplexing idea from the moment the release date was scheduled (which, lest we forget, was before a director was even announced).

Unlike the last installment—the pussified, PG-13-rated Live Free or Die HardA Good Day to Die Hard is rated “R.” I’m encouraged to think that John McClane has reclaimed his salty tongue and ball-busting bravado without being emasculated by the Ratings Board, but we’re treading on shaky ground here: a fifth installment in a major franchise is a rare occurrence, and by the time most ongoing series get to a fifth chapter, the movies have already begun to suck.

True, we’re usually taking about a horror or slasher series or a succession of Scary Movie/Police Academy comedy spoofs nobody gives a crap about, but sometimes a more bankable and respectable franchise continues on for the long haul, and the results aren’t always pretty.

Think Star Wars or James Bond, X-Men or Fast and Furious, Rocky or the Pink Panther movies—all of which continued to evolve to five pictures and beyond, with varying results.

For a while there it looked as though we would see both Lethal Weapon 5 and Rambo 5, but while plans for those continuations are currently stalled, there apparently will be a Terminator 5 and possibly even a fifth Indiana Jones adventure (ideally executed as a motion capture epic a la Tintin).

Early chatter about development of a sixth Die Hard movie is surely pre-release publicity for Part Five, but if it’s got anything to do with how well the new movie scores, color me optimistic that A Good Day to Die Hard will avoid the trajectories of some other major—and majorly disappointing—Parts Five.

Like these:


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Third Time’s a Charm Part I of II—Relaunching Uncanny X-Men One More Time

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Months back, I lamented the pointless cancelation and renumbering of Uncanny X-Men, at the time the highest numbered title Marvel had that had never been stopped and restarted.

Sure, the number, in the grand scheme of things, doesn’t really matter.

But, it was the principle of it all, that it wasn’t getting canceled because of sales or anything like that; no, it was getting a relaunch immediately after just as a sales gimmick.

Lame.

Oh, no!  The “final issue!”  What?  Until next week?  Nevermind.

Anyway, Marvel went ahead and launched the second volume of Uncanny X-Men and unlike its predecessor—which lasted nearly 550 issues—it was canned at issue #20.  Seriously.  The bold, new direction that could only result in the renumbering of Uncanny X-Men only lasted for twenty issues, much of it as tie-ins to Avengers Vs. X-Men.  And, again, not because of low sales.

So that’s it, right?  Surely, Marvel wouldn’t bring it back again less than six months later and relaunch a title that hadn’t had a relaunch for nearly five decades for the second time in just over a year? 

That’d just be silly!

Wait.  They are?  Son of a bitch, they are!

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BRET HARTbroken: When Your Heroes Disappoint You (As They Usually Do)

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"To deny our own impulses, is to deny that which makes us human."
-- Lana and Andy Wachowski

On August 27, 1991, my brother and I watched the World Wrestling Federation's SummerSlam 1991 pay-per-view.

The event actually aired the previous night, but a friend of a friend had taped it for us, so we watched it late.  Of course, this was before the World Wide Web and rampant spoilers, so we still didn't know any of the outcomes.  We only knew we were looking forward to an amazing card, toplined by the big main event of Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior against Sgt. Slaughter and his Triangle of Terror.


What we didn't expect was Mr. Perfect's Intercontinental title defense against Bret "Hitman" Hart stealing the show.  And neither of us could have expected how well it would hold up even now.  It's routinely cited as one of the best matches ever.  It's one of my favorites of all time, if not the one favorite.  The match catapulted Bret toward superstardom and forced us to accept and embrace a faster, more physical style of wrestling, one that centered less on lumbering big men and more on smaller technical workers.  If you were watching then, it was probably the same for you.

In a way, that match was a passing of the torch.  "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig was widely regarded as a technical wizard, a former AWA World Heavyweight Champion and Tag Team Champion (with Scott Hall) who was a future lock for the WWF Championship.  Injuries, however, derailed his momentum and forced him into early retirement in the summer of '91.  He came back for one last match to drop the Intercontinental Championship to another guy known for his technical skill and solid storytelling, Bret Hart.


Hart--like Hennig, the son of AWA favorite Larry "the Ax" Hennig--was a second-generation wrestler, the son of Canadian great Stu Hart.  He was a product of Stu's basement "Dungeon" and cut his teeth in the business wrestling alongside his brothers in Stu's Stampede Wrestling promotion.  The WWF came calling, and Bret joined his brother-in-law Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart to form the Hart Foundation tag team under manager Jimmy Hart (no relation).  The two of them had considerable success, twice winning the WWF's Tag Team Championships.  At the end of the '80s, however, the Federation quietly split them up into singles careers, with Bret quickly chasing the Intercontinental Title.

Which leads us to this moment, to this match, and this day sitting on the floor in my grandmother's living room, watching a tape-delayed SummerSlam with my six-year-old brother.


Curiously enough, I don't remember the build to this match very much.  I could probably give you details about the lead-up to the handicap tag main event more easily, about how Sid Vicious came from WCW under the name Sid Justice, how he was made special guest referee of the tag match, and how everyone wondered just whose side he was on.  I could tell you about the psychological war waged between the Ultimate Warrior and Jake "the Snake" Roberts.

I could even tell you about the run-up to the wedding of "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth--I could even quote his stuttering, quavering rasp as he bent down on one knee in the middle of the ring, and popped the question with Mean Gene holding the microphone.  Hell, I could even describe the dress Elizabeth was wearing when he proposed.

But I couldn't really cite any details about Bret and Mr. Perfect.  Bret was the number one contender for Perfect's title, the two of them traded promos back and forth, and that was that.  Certainly, Bret wasn't the type of guy who could get anyone too excited on his own.  He was kind of a terrible promo, as opposed to Hennig, who was just as proficient on the microphone as he was in the ring.  What the two men shared, however, was a peerless grasp of ring psychology coupled with impeccable mat wrestling skills.


I'm not going to describe the match to you, not when you could just watch it yourself.  I'm also not going to pretend to be an expert on ring psychology.  I'm just a big mark who can appreciate a good match.

But it has to be noted that the match was excitingly paced, and the two competitors showed such great conditioning.  Both men traded offense back and forth, and the lion's share of the match stayed in the ring, which I liked.  I enjoyed how Perfect worked the match with utter cockiness and even disdain for his opponent, and of course I loved how Bret finished the match with an amazing counter.  And of course, the commentary team of Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan and Roddy Piper kept things lively, bickering back and forth over just who wanted the win more, Bret or Perfect.  Bret's family being in attendance at Madison Square Garden was also a great touch, adding pressure on Bret to win it.


I would love for this to be my lasting, most prevalent memory of Bret Hart.  But it isn't.

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THE BOX BY JOSHUA DURST- An Animated Celebration of Musical Farts

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I'm not going to lie to you, I happen to find fart jokes hilarious. And, if that makes me appear juvenile, then put me in diapers and feed me from a bottle (not that I'm into that sort of thing...seriously, I'm not). It's just that the sound of air escaping the rectum of another animal makes me giggle and I don't feel I have to apologize for my low-brow comedy fetish.

And neither does RISD graduate Joshua Durst whose animated ode to ducks and farts is simply a sublime piece of work that ends with poop.

Yes, I find poop jokes just as amusing.

Not that I have ever delved into the scatological world, other than the in-depth discussions that my husband and I have concerning the size, color and shape of our pets waste leavings....but perhaps I should shut up and let you watch the following video in peace.
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BEING HUMAN: "Get Out Of My Dreams And Into My Mouth" S3E5 (review)

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By Julie Browning
The streets of Boston are now patrolled by a gang of Were-thugs, led by none other than Liam (Xander Berkeley), who wants to rid the city of the vampire scourge...um, what's left of it, which isn't much after the recent epidemic that is wiping out the vampire population.

For now, our chummy roommates are unconcerned with this.

They are more interested in Sally's (Meaghan Rath) love for waffles and whether or not there may be a Love Connection with her new boss, Max (Bobby Campo) at the funeral home.


Aidan (Sam Witwer) isn't just hungry anymore, now he's tired as well. Pulling all nighters and a few double shifts at the hospital has got him looking more undead than usual. ~And that's before he starts being haunted by the ghosts of two hot co-eds. Beth, (Erica Deutschman) and Holly, (Imogen Haworth) who were his unwitting victims in a blood orgy with the recently departed Henry (Kyle Schmid).


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TUESDAY BLUs (& DVDs): This Week's New Releases 2/12/13

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Every week, we'll be letting you know which Blu-rays and DVDs will be available for purchase or rental starting today.  This week includes several television series and some truly fantastic Hollywood releases, including the latest James Bond film, Skyfall, the charming Perks of Being a Wallflower, the Oscar nominated film, The Sessions, the documentary Bully and much more!

Perks of Being a Wallflower

The Perks of Being a Wallflower is based on the wildly popular novel by Stephen Chbosky about a freshman named Charlie (Logan Lerman) who is always watching from the sidelines until a pair of charismatic seniors takes him under their wing. Beautiful, free-spirited Sam (Emma Watson) and her fearless stepbrother Patrick (Ezra Miller) shepherd Charlie through new friendships, first love, burgeoning sexuality, bacchanalian parties, midnight screenings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show and the quest for the perfect song.  

Skyfall 

Daniel Craig is back as James Bond 007 in Skyfall, the 23rd installment of the longest-running film franchise in history. In Skyfall, Bond's loyalty to M (Judi Dench) is tested as her past returns to haunt her. 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost. When Bond's latest assignment goes gravely wrong and agents around the world are exposed, MI6 is attacked forcing M to relocate the agency. These events cause her authority and position to be challenged by Mallory (Ralph Fiennes), the new Chairman of the Intelligence and Security Committee. With MI6 now compromised from both inside and out, M is left with one ally she can trust: Bond. 007 takes to the shadows - aided only by field agent Eve (Naomie Harris) - following a trail to the mysterious Silva (Javier Bardem), whose lethal and hidden motives have yet to reveal themselves.
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THE FOLLOWING: "Mad Love" S1E4 (review)

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By Steve Ahlquist
The weird serial killer trinity of Jacob (Nico Tortorella), Paul(Adan Canto) and Emma (Valorie Curry) gets weirder this episode. Jacob and Paul, you might remember, spent three years pretending to be gay as part of Joe Carroll (James Purefoy)'s big plan, only, as we found out last episode, they weren't always pretending. Emma and Jacob are in love, and Paul loves Jacob too, only Paul hates Emma.


The love triangle went bad when Paul went out and kidnapped Meghan (Li Jun Li), a nice Asian girl with bad taste in men. Paul brings Meghan home and ties her up in the basement. Emma doesn't want Joey Jr. (Kyle Catlett) to find her, so she tells Paul to kill her and dump the body. Paul tells Jacob to do it. That's when we learn that Jacob has never killed anybody before! He's a serial killer wannabe.


Unable to kill Megan, Jacob lets her go. Emma and Paul hunt Megan down, stab her a bit ("It's only a flesh wound!" says Emma, inadvertently quoting Python) and tie her up in the basement together. Hunting Megan allows Emma and Paul to bond, and when Jacob tearfully apologizes for being afraid, their mutual love of him brings Emma to say, "We're not giving up on you." The three hug in the shower, with their clothes on.

I'm not making this up.

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DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY! A Nostalgic Look Back At A Time When Kids Like To Steal Racing Games Off Library Computers

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Nostalgia, computers

Thanks to MC Double Def DP, I never pulled out a floppy disc and tried to steal important racing games off the library computers at McMinnville Middle School (I did however steal magazines, there wasn't a video on that). I mean, if I wasn't subjected to anti-piracy propaganda as an impressionable tween, just think how jam-packed with illegally downloaded books, movies and games my computer would be (WHICH IT ISN'T, SO QUIT TRYING TO LOOK).

It's a good thing that Big Brother spent tons of tax-dollars putting me on the straight-and-narrow so that I could grow up to be a productive member of society and not some douche bag who spends her days writing about twenty-year old PSA's for a website while wearing sweatpants and smelling like burnt cheese.

Yes-sir, it's certainly a good thing.
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