Director as Band: v/h/s and Radio Silence
By CJ Meoli The filmmaking collective Radio Silence cannot explain how they created a movie so frightening and disjointed that it could take the claim as a perfect horror film. They've been making...
View ArticleBEST SCHOOL FUNDRAISER EVER! Dress Up A Dead Possum Day
Let's face it, money is tight for our public schools and if there is a chance to rake in some dough through a fundraiser, they should do it. But sometimes the old-fashioned bake sale isn't going to...
View ArticleLOUIS C.K. IS SORRY FOR EVERYTHING- The Supercut
I tend to apologize at the rate of four "I'm Sorry"s per day. Mostly due to the fact that I'm tactless and seem to say things that are offensive to almost everyone. But I'm an amateur compared to...
View ArticleI WANNA BE YOUR DROIDFRIEND- C3PO Laments About Love In This Justin (GAH!)...
Look, I am not a fan of the feminine boy-toy known as The Bieb and as much as it pains me to type his name, I have to say I rather enjoy this parody of his song Boyfriend (which I only hear while I'm...
View ArticleGEEKY CRAFT CORNER-KIDS EDITION: How to Make A Jellyfish In A Bottle
Here's an awesome afternoon project that will make your stupid kids smile and cost you nearly $0 dollars (great combo huh?). It also has a science/nature element to it which elevates your parenting...
View ArticleBOOK REPORT: Book News For The Week of August 5th
Today I Got Up and I Did Not Have a Wheel of Time Book to Work On At moving heartfelt blog post from bestselling author Brandon Sanderson on coming to the end of writing the Wheel of Time series with...
View ArticleDamning with Faint Praise: THE SQUARE
This 2008 Australian crime/drama/thriller is 85% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes, where 67% of the audience report liking it. It’s Metacritic score is positive at 75%, which puts it into The Dark Knight...
View ArticleMac OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion (review)
Apple’s latest version of OS X is out, and it’s an excellent update. Mountain Lion is another step forward for Apple. It’s not revolutionary, but it adds new features, new shine, and at only $20, is...
View ArticleThe Pull List: THINK TANK #1, HAWKEYE #1, THIEF OF THIEVES #7 & More!
Check out what I checked out this week. Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all. Welcome to The Pull List. And, as always...Spoilers ahead! Think Tank #1 (Pick of the Week)...
View ArticleWATCH AS 'SUPERNATURAL' DUO Matt Cohen and Richard Speight Jr. Reenact...
While I believe that the literary quality of the fan fiction masterpiece 50 Shades of Grey is as sub-par as one can get from the written word, it does lend itself to the stage (as in being read by...
View ArticleDVD/BLU NEWS: Warner Announces LOONEY TUNES PLATINUM COLLECTION VOLUME 2
LOONEY TUNES PLATINUM COLLECTION VOLUME 2 FEATURING 50 LEGENDARY CARTOON CLASSICS AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAYâ„¢ FOR THE FIRST TIME WILL BE RELEASED OCTOBER 16, 2012 FROM WARNER HOME VIDEO Title Includes Hours...
View ArticleSUPERMAN'S BEST FRIEND: The Animated Short Film That Explores The Power of Poo
We all know that Superman spends most of his time saving the world from super-villains' various plans to destroy the world, but what does he do in his off time when he's merely being himself? Well, if...
View ArticleTHE EXPENDABLES: A Musical Celebration of Muscle and Mayhem
While I would rather slit my own throat with a DVD copy of Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot rather than sit through a musical, I might be persuaded to watch various 80s action superstars belt out a tune...
View ArticleWELCOME BACK PRESIDENT CAMACHO!
Hey Idiocracy fans! News is that there will be a spin-off/pre-quel featuring your favorite five-time Ultimate Smackdown champion and porn superstar President, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert...
View ArticleSMELL LIKE JAMES BOND (Don't Worry, It Doesn't Come In "Balls Beaten With A...
With the 50th Anniversary of the James Bond franchise coming up this November, there's gonna be a whole lotta Bond up in this here Internet and with the much anticipated Skyfall coming out as well,...
View ArticleA Nefarious To-Do List—Checking Out the X-Tinction Agenda
As part of my everyday activities at the Pentagon I attend meetings. A lot of them. Too many, really. And every single one has some sort of agenda or another. Full disclosure—I’m totally writing...
View ArticleKEEP YOUR BEER ABSOLUTELY SAFE With This Remote Control Armored Drink Carrier
Nothing pisses me off more than someone helping themselves to my special Jebus Juice without asking my permission to touch it first. Oh sure, I might have invited you over to my house to enjoy my...
View ArticleA WOLF IN STORMTROOPER'S CLOTHING Why you need to check out JIN-ROH
It might well be that Jin-Roh: The Wolf Brigade (1999) is one of the most underrated anime offerings of all time – a situation no one into the more adult leanings of the medium should ascribe to. Here...
View ArticleBooks, Games, People. Sometimes We Just Like To Judge
As much as we shouldn't judge a game by it's cover, it's exactly what we do. Sometimes the cover doesn't do justice to the game in question and other times really appealing art work can deceive us;...
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