While I believe that the literary quality of the fan fiction masterpiece 50 Shades of Grey is as sub-par as one can get from the written word, it does lend itself to the stage (as in being read by people out loud so that the horribleness of it can really be appreciated).
And why not have two wonderfully talented and good-looking men like Richard Spreight Jr and Matt Cohen from Supernatural act out various passages for the pleasure of their captivated audience?
You can follow along if you'd like (page 369), there will be a test.
Source: Vulture