I tend to apologize at the rate of four "I'm Sorry"s per day. Mostly due to the fact that I'm tactless and seem to say things that are offensive to almost everyone.
But I'm an amateur compared to Louis C.K., who elevates the apology to an art form, and in this super-cut of forgiveness-seeking he apologizes for basically existing on this planet in a way that makes you feel better about your own life.
Thanks Louis for being just the way you are.
Source: I Watch Stuff