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BUY A PALLET OF WHITE CASTLE SLIDERS, And Help Fund Autism Research

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 Here's an interesting little fundraising campaign, White Castle is offering an entire pallet of their sliders (that would be around 7,000 of them) in your choice of Original, Cheese or Jalapeno flavors. Plus, they will throw in 216 White Castle burger scented candles so that your home will always smell like a fast-food restaurant for as long as you live.

Now, before you immediately start planning a huge White Castle party with all your friends know this, the pallet is going to set you back $25,000, which is an amazing amount of money for what is essentially a tiny burger, but all the net proceeds will go toward funding autism research.

That's right, your grotesque display of gluttony might actually end up helping people.

Hooray for you!

 If you're interested in perhaps stocking up on some burgers for the Zombie Apocalypse, call the White Castle's Ambassador Goodwill Hotline at 614-559-2687.

Source: Serious Eats



Damning With Faint Praise: COLOMBIANA

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This film makes me want to change the title of this column to, “I’m getting too old for this shit” because this movie is really a tribute to ‘70s and ‘80s femme-sploitation movies

And people my age have already seen those.



Cataleya (Zoe Saldana) witnesses the murders of her parents, grows up to be an assassin, and gets revenge.

Shortest. Synopsis. Ever.
 

Verdict
Meh, in case you hadn’t already guessed that.

Olivier Megaton directed this movie.

He directed Transporter 3, my least favorite of the trilogy, and Taken 2; and he was second unit director on Hitman. While I haven’t seen Taken 2 yet, the other movies were at least directed well. 

I became a fan of Luc Besson’s writing with La Femme Nikita back in 1990, but by about 2006 the shine had worn off (Bandidas, which he wrote, came out that year). Now I keep noticing the racist & sexist notes in his scripts. 


Even in this movie, the first response of Special Agent James Ross (Lennie James) to a picture of his suspect is disbelief that “the Signature Killer” might be a woman.

Considering what I read in the news every week, I think an FBI agent would be less surprised. 


Colombiana was a chance to look at the differences in the psychology of violence between men and women.

Instead, Cataleya serves as a kind of fetish figure, a kind of black ops Lara Croft. 


It’s well made, and the performances are good. Some of Cataleya’s despair, as portrayed by Zoe Saldana, was genuinely disturbing. 

Cataleya never gels as a character, in the sense of being a complete human with an inner life. Her context is clear, as is her conflict. 

The trouble with the film’s three-act story arc is that, while nothing is really easy for Cataleya, she never fails. She suffers set-backs and even tragedies, but she never waivers from her course. 


The plot (of any story) comes from the character, in her context, trying to resolve her conflict. She tries once and fails. In failing, she learns something about her conflict, herself, or something else relevant. Meanwhile, the conflict increases in urgency or importance. 

That just never happens in Colombiana

Act I, she gets to the United States, escapes custody of the US government, and hooks up with her uncle Emilio Restrepo (played by the woefully underappreciated, and underutilized, Cliff Curtis – get that man into a James Bond movie, ASAP!), and gets him to train her as a killer. 

Act II, she’s an adult, with a boyfriend, Danny Delanay (the ever-bland Michael Vartan), and working as a killer. This act continues until Danny accidentally reveals her identity to the FBI, which reveals her identity to the drug lords she’s hunting. 


Act III picks up with her coercing the FBI and the CIA to tell her the location of the last drug lord, who’s apparently informing on his former allies to the CIA. Fade to black, roll credits. 

Obviously, since she’s out for revenge against the men who killed her parents, everything is personal. Act II, however, becomes both personal and immediate. 


That makes Act III seem like a let-down.

Overall
Colombiana is a throw-back to ‘70s and ‘80s action movies, where motivations were taken for granted. 

Ultimately, however, there’s no point in re-making those movies unless you have something new to say, and Colombiana doesn’t.


UP YOUR STAR WARS NERD CRED With These Awesome At-At Bookends...Reading Sci-Fi Has Never Been More Dorky

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 I have about a dozen bookcases throughout my abode that each house a specific collection of books (graphic novels, humor, porn, etc) because I like making it difficult for people to find reading material.

But I might be willing to completely restructure my library to include awesome bookends like this At-At which will make my series of Star Wars novels finally worth showing off.

Now, at $225, this limited edition and numbered collector's item is on my "Can I afford to buy this?" list, and to validate a purchase of this magnitude I would have to think very carefully about which Star Wars novels are worthy of being smooshed together. But thankfully, Barnes and Nobel have released a lovely leather-bound edition of the original trilogy novelizations so yes, it is worth eating ramen for a month for.

Finally, the poor house in which I dwell is gonna get a bit more nerdier.

Source: Geek Alerts


BOOK REPORT: Book News For The Week of October 21st

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Where to Buy the Cheapest Ebooks 
For those who have fully converted over to reading ebooks, the question of price must often arise.  Thankfully Huffington Post has an article on where and how to get the cheapest ebooks.

Amazon Refunds on the Way . . . Maybe 
With the issue of ebook pricing collusion now mostly resolved by the Department of Justice, Amazon has announced it may be giving customers refunds.

Map of the Publishing World
Wondering where the most books are published in the world.  Here's a map to answer your questions.

Writers Hanging out Together 
From Flavorwire comes a collection of photos of famous authors hanging out together.

Infinitum Nihil 

Johnny Depp has created a new publishing imprint with HarperCollins called Infinitum Nihil.

Lance Armstrong Recategorized 
A bookstore in Scotland has moved Lance Armstrong's books to a new section; can you guess where?

How to Win a Nobel Prize in Literature 
For those wanting to win one, here's the step by step process of how to do it.


Watch This! LO PAN STYLE (That's Right, It's Gangnam Style Meets Big Trouble in Little China)

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It's no surprise the PSY took the mantle from Carly Rae Jepsen of the latest song to parody with Gangnam Style taking over where Call Me Maybe left off.

The creative team behind my favorite parody of that, Batman Maybe, is back with their take on Gangnam Style, this time paying homage to John Carpenter's amazing Big Trouble in Little China.

This time, it's David Lo Pan Style!




JOHN ENTWISTLE: Halloween's Favorite Bass Player

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John Entwistle was the legendary and highly influential bass player for The Who.

Before Entwistle, pop music fans of all different styles could care less about the bass as an instrument, often not paying that much attention to who was playing it or listening for its sound.

Playing the bass as a lead instrument with a full on volume, treble and bass attack, and with his very specific selection of type of bass, plus what strings and amplification to use, Entwistle brought an uncompromising new approach to the bass guitar.



He was also adept at piano, trumpet, synthesizer and The Horn (see note below), which he contributed throughout albums by The Who (it is one of the instruments that really helps make Tommy so special) as well as all over his own solo releases.


Quick side note: The Horn is commonly referred by most folks as The French Horn, but in actuality and in orchestras it is only The Horn, as its origins are German and not French.   

Due to Entwistle's strong constitution and an ability to "eat, drink, or do more than the rest of them" he was nicknamed The Ox as well as The Quiet One, when he was described by original Rolling Stones Bill Wyman as "the quietest man in private, but the loudest man on stage."

The Who

Entwistle was one essential quarter of a band with a chemistry that rivaled any to ever make music. Providing a counterpoint to Roger Daltry, the frontman with the dashing looks, powerhouse vocals and swinging microphone, Pete Townshend, the lanky songwriting genius/guitarist with the leaping jumps and windmill arms slashes, and Keith Moon, a.k.a. "Moon The Loon," the L'Enfant terrible; jokester flaying about, all cymboas and spinning drumsticks, on his Premier drum kit.

The Who

Entwistle's onstage stillness and immovable solidity contained a man, with a very black sense of humor and a songwriting style that was often as outgoing, dastardly whimsical and darkly comical, as Pete Townshend's was introverted, deeply introspective and more often than not, dryly serious.

At this point I could pick out one essential John Entwistle composition (from The Who's album A Quick One), and so wonderfully would it encapsulate the above title for this Halloween piece, that I could almost stop writing and just leave you with some of the song's lyrics:


                      
John Entwistle looking very vintage Halloween
while wearing his skeleton suit onstage
performing with The Who at their iconic
appearance at the Isle Of  Wight Festival in 1970
"Boris The Spider"
(© 1966 John Entwistle)
Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider
Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly, Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly, Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly, Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly, Creepy, crawly

There he is wrapped up in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor

(chorus)

He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground

(chorus)
                                                                         


According to Pete Townshend, "Boris the Spider" was Jimi Hendrix's favorite song by The Who, and they loved finding a place for the song in their live sets.



The now commonplace vocal style of so many metal bands often referred to as the "Death Growl" or what I have always termed Cookie Monster vocals can be traced back to Entwistle's "Boris the Spider" growling vocals, and though it probably originated even earlier with the funny shock R&B vocals by the likes of Screamin' Jay Hawkins for instance, it is most likely that the heavy horror rock that is "Boris..." is a song that really made an impact on more modern era death metal bands. There were doubtlessly other heavy songs post "Boris..." such as Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" and King Crimson's "21st Century Schizoid Man," that also acted as an influence on the death growl.


According to The Who lore, Entwistle's hair was a natural blonde, but he dyed it jet black so that Roger Daltry would stand out more as the blonde singer frontman.

It was a look he would retain for decades. While happy to take a backseat to the others in the band, and even with his memorable songs like "Boris...", "My Wife" and Whiskey Man" peppering Who albums, he recorded and released the first solo album by a member of The Who, 1971's Smash Your Head Against The Wall.


The album, with a disturbing Egyptian sarcophagus-like cover—it actually superimposes John Entwistle wearing his own plastic "death mask" with that of x-rays from lung cancer patient (parodying anti-cigarette smoking ads of the time—well, I said he had a penchant for black humor!)—is Entwistle's masterpiece.

Not only does it feel like it could have come from the vaults of The Who as a long lost album, Entwistle's songwriting, production and performances by the band are superb including guest percussion and backing vocals by Keith Moon, The Bonzo Dog Band's Vivian Stanshall, and The Bonzo Dog Band/Rutles' Neil Innes.


Entwistle's black humor, inner demons and funeral parlor songwriting runs throughout the album with tracks such as "My Size" (where the smashing a bully's head against the wall of the album title comes in), a remake of his own Who song "Heaven and Hell" with more Horn, the "Eleanor Rigby" sentiments of "Ted End," "No. 29 Eternal Youth" and Entwistle as the devil himself in "You're Mine." An expanded version of the album includes many demos such as the unreleased and splendidly titled "The Haunted Can Be Free".


Entwistle would continue with another sparkling solo album entitled Whistle Rymes (1972), another feather in his solo album black cap, that delves into similar themes and morbid sentiments, for instance the album opener "Ten Little Friends" has lyrics such as:


 

I don't need no conversation
I got everything I need
I'm happy sitting up here
With my ten little friends, Mr. Bones, and me


I don't need no television
Ain't got time to watch TV
I'm too busy sitting here playing
With my ten little friends, Mr. Bones, and me





The album, the first to feature a bass synthesizer, showcases another great band, including guitar from a then unknown Peter Frampton as well as contributions from Keith Moon and Wings' Jimmy McCulloch.


Whistle Rymes contains a little mentioned or written about Entwistle song as its closer, "Nightmare (Please Wake Me Up)," which is a song that not only reinforces my entire point for this article, but I would easily say that with its long, experimental creepy sound, it probably influenced Hugh Cornwell and his band The Stranglers, and is one of my fave Entwistle songs from any of his albums.

The front and back covers for Rigor Mortis Sets In

The next two Entwistle solo albums, Rigor Mortis Sets In (1973) and Mad Dog (1975) sport incredible covers and are truly crazed affairs in that Entwistle was parodying classic early rock and roll music, ala say what Frank Zappa or Vivian Stanshall would often do, with loads of cover songs and sound-a-likes.

At the same time he was making a statement about the then modern (classic) rock sounds that he felt were getting tired and boring. 



These albums are unusually drunken, very silly (lots of budget money spent on booze) and while not for the casual Entwistle fan looking for the highs of his work with The Who or his first two solo albums, are still really good albums especially when you understand the climate from which they sprang. Mad Dog (released as John Entwitle's Ox) is often referred to by fans as The Son of Rigor Mortis because the two albums really do work well as a pairing. While derided by many and NOT critically acclaimed (once again always something that always draws me in!) fans of Monty Python's Flying Circus or The Bonzo Dog Band might find a companion with these two albums.


After Mad Dog in '75, Entwistle took a break from solo work until reappearing in 1981 with the power trio album Too Late The Hero featuring Joe Walsh on guitar and Joe Vitale on drums.

The album displays some powerful bass, some decent songwriting and while it doesn't really match Entwistle's previous work, there the John we all love is still there and the album i something a fan might want to seek out. After this there was a terrible and shelved album that finally came out called The Rock, with guest vocalists and a slick bad metal sound.

It is best forgotten.


Entwistle continued with some small venue touring in the 80's and 90's, and always managed a great live band and excellent show. He was a big part of The Alan Parson's Tribute:  A Walk Down Abbey Road in 2001 and took part on one of Ringo Starr's All Starr Band tours.

You can find numerous compilations and live recordings from this period until he became another death by misadventure in June 2002 while The Who was on a reunion tour.

An influence on musicians as wide ranging as Geddy Lee of Rush and Geezer Butler of Black Sabbath to Chris Novaselic of Nirvana. He will always be on top ten lists of the greatest rock bass players of all time.


John Entwistle brought something new to the world of Rock n' Roll, not only as a devoted musical technician but also as a songwriter, and for a decade or two was as mighty a force as anyone that ever thundered on stage.


One of his final projects was Music From Van-Pires, a collaborative collection of songs recorded and released by The John Entwistle Band for an animated children's TV series in 2000. Featuring Death Growl narrative and songs with titles such as "Horror Rock," Bogey Man," "Darker Side of Night" and "Left For Dead," it is not only a heavy dose of wonderfully dark and creepy John Entwistle fun—perfect for Halloween festivities—and it is certainly a fitting way for this ghost story to end...


From "Darker Side of Night"


The beast with a thousand eyes
Was just a peacock in disguise
But the shadows at your feet
Hide the warriors in the street

The Moon shines down on lovers
But there's a darker side of night
The stars caress young lovers
But there's a darker side of night

The monster under your bed
Was just an old teddy bear without a head
You're not afraid on Halloween
But you won't spend the night on floor 13


MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: This is the One Where I Rant About The Theme Song to Star Trek: Enterprise

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 Recently I have begun watching Enterprise, you know the show that is often blamed for ending the entire Star Trek television show universe (personally, I think that was more Voyager's doing but, whatever) and after 4 shows in I've come to realize that the reason I am loathing it so much is not the writing, acting or story lines, IT IS THE FRAKKING THEME SONG!

Now, it is entirely possible that I could and should simply hit the fast-forward button on the remote to remove any trace of the theme song from the episode, but wouldn't you know it, the fucking thing starts playing in my head the moment I put in the disc and WON'T STOP UNTIL I REPEATEDLY HIT MYSELF IN THE TEMPLE UNTIL I BLACK OUT.

So now I am in a quandary, do I just give up and pretend that nothing ever came after Voyager or do I muddle through, hoping that somewhere down the line the sound of Russell Watson being murdered by Trekkers ends the reign of terror that Faith of the Heart has bequeathed to all Star Trek fans?

I just don't know.

Perhaps you should listen to the song and tell me the right course of action.

Until then, I will be huddled in a dark, quiet corner awaiting your response.


The Pull List: JUSTICE LEAGUE #13, HAWKEYE #3, THE WALKING DEAD #103 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!


The Walking Dead #103 (Pick of the Week)
Writer: Robert Kirkman
Art: Charlie Adlard
Cover Cliff Rathburn
Publisher: Image Comics
Price: $2.99

In the last issue Rick was telling anyone and everyone in Alexandria that Negan is coming and just let them take what they are going to take.

"Don’t fight back" is Rick’s new motto, which had the characters and readers equally as infuriated.

Of course this is really all part of Rick’s secret plan that only two people know about. In this issue, when Negan shows up Rick needs to sell the deception by bending over and taking it with a smile.

This issue speaks to the talents of Robert Kirkman in droves.

We know Rick is just lying in wait, but that somehow makes Negan’s vile personality even harder to deal with. Negan and his men take the agreed upon “half” of everything the settlement has and people are heartbroken not only because the stuff they need to survive has been taken, but Rick is letting it all happen. Rick is who these people have become dependent on to prevent things like this and now he is just standing there.

Plus, everyone knows Negan killed Glenn, so watching everything unfold makes it an even harder pill to swallow. It’s just as painful watching it unfold on the page as Charlie Adlard is an artist in every sense of the word when it comes to depicting emotion. While the emotional fallout is always different and defines the characters of The Walking Dead, the one thing that never changes is that Rick eventually gets his man.

The day he finally gets Negan will be one that is long remembered and I want front row seats when it all goes down.

Grade: A

Justice League #13
Writer: Geoff Johns & Jeff Lemire
Art: Tony S. Daniel, Richard Friend & Batt
Colors: Tomeu Morey & Jay David Ramos
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $3.99

Geoff Johns pens a new two part story arc with Tony S. Daniel working the pencils in place of Jim Lee.

We get some clarification on the kiss heard around the world in the last issue and then the action starts off swinging in a beautiful two page layout of Wonder Woman and Cheetah duking it out.

Bits and pieces of their history are revealed which explains the personal stakes involved for Diana. The script is reminiscent of The Avengers movie in sense that each member of the League gets equal page time and they all add something different and important to the plot.

It was refreshing to see them work as a team and show concern for one another instead of the dick measuring contest we have been treated to over the last twelve issues.

So, how was Cheetah’s foray in the new 52?

It was bad ass on every level. The villainous feline is one of the most iconic evil doers in the DC Comics stable. Using Barbara Minerva was the right choice not only because she is the most modern version of the character, but her history with wanting to best Diana is more personal and translates the best into the new universe because while the Cheetah’s motives are different, the end game is the same.

Tony S. Daniel's work on this book was spot on. The way he depicted Cheetah’s movement was like an aggressive gymnast whose stuck landings delivers serious damage to her opponent. She looks like she is in the angriest of moods when she is just standing around and never mind when she is beating someone up.

We are also treated to an interesting back story written by Jeff Lemire involving Steve Trevor and a certain Emerald Archer that sets up next year's Justice League of America book.

Grade: A-


Star Wars: Agent of the Empire: Hard Targets #1
Writer: John Ostrander
Art: Davide Fabbri & Christian Dalla Vecchia
Colors: Wes Dziobia
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Price: $2.99

Guess who’s back. Back again. Cross’ back. Tell a friend. 

That’s right folks, The Empire’s James Bond comes home to Alderaan for another adventure filled with galactic espionage.

A new Count Dooku enters the fold which sets off a chain reaction that means bad news for everyone involved and Jahan Cross needs to set everything right in the best interest of the Empire.

However, his allegiance begins to wane as he begins to see the corruption manifest. This is interesting on many levels because in the last miniseries, Cross would do anything for the Empire and never questioned a thing.

This time, he starts to see what everyone warned him, and complained, about.


Cross is no dummy to you have to wonder if he is really just starting to notice it now or was he just in denial.

John Ostrander’s dialog perfectly fit all of the characters and the art was fun to look at. If you’re still not sold on this book then I forgot to mention that Bail Organa, Princess Leia and Boba Fett are included in the story too!

Grade: B+

Hawkeye #3
Writer: Matt Fraction
Art: David Aja
Colors: Matt Hollingswort
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $2.99

This comic book was all out fun and is a true representation as to why we read comic books.

Not all superheroes embark on adventures of majesty and conquer threats of national security. Matt Fraction’s portrayal of Clint Barton is honest and deals with real world problems……kind of.

Track suit Dracula’s are not real, but their intentions are the stuff we read about in the news. Kate Bishop’s involvement has made this series even better and we are only three issues in.

Mistakes are made in humorous and exciting fashion that make you wonder why would anyone need a boomerang arrow?

I have stated this in my previous reviews, but it needs to be said again.


David Aja’s artwork is perfect for the story Matt Fraction is telling. It gives the book a unique and gritty down to earth feeling that sets itself apart from anything else on the shelf today.

Grade: A-

Batwoman #13
Writer: J.H. Williams III & Haden Blackman
Art: J.H. Williams III
Colors: Dave Stewart
Publisher: DC Comics
Price: $2.99

Batwoman treats comic book fans to one hell of a story, and without question, the best artwork of the week.

The book opens up with an inner monologue with Batwoman and guest star Wonder Woman talking about each other while reviewing the task at hand.

Batwoman is in awe of Wonder Woman, which is a little surprising since she hasn't acted this way towards anyone else she’s worked with, including Batgirl.

Batwoman also realizes the gravity of the situation and wonders if her talents are better suited for the lowlifes of Gotham instead of hunting Medusa.

The artwork of J.H. Williams III shines with four creepy pages with the duo exploring a dark labyrinth full until they are overcome by hundreds of giant millipedes.

This series is truly a cut above most titles in the DC Comics catalog.

Grade: B+


Green Hornet #29
Writer: Jai Nitz
Art: Jethro Morales
Colors: Kristy Swan
Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment
Price: $3.99

With the Mark Waid era on the horizon, Jai Nitz does more than a serviceable job depicting what a nice day in Century City would look like.

There are three separate stories in play.

Hornet and Kato spy on some crooks while the new Mayor tries to make things right in his own unique way and Nikita and Jeffery enter their new school. There are several evolving plot points inside the three separate tales that perhaps set things in motion for something down the line.

The artwork was fine, but it is the vibrant coloring of Kristy Swan that makes the images pop.

While I feel this series may end up going through the motions until next year, this issues gives me hope that I may be wrong.


Grade: B-

Daredevil #19
Writer: Mark Waid
Art: Chirs Samnee
Colors: Javier Rodriguez
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Price: $2.99

For eighteen months I have been waiting to see an issue of Daredevil that sucks.

I keep wondering how Mark Waid can write such a consistently captivating comic book. This past Wednesday, I assumed number nineteen would be the one where his luck runs out.

No such luck which is nothing but good news for comic book fans.

The script completely convinces you that Daredevil is crazy. We know there is always some criminal mastermind behind it all in the end but that thought did not creep into my mind for a second.

The skill of Chris Samnee’s work is practically a privilege to look at. Facial expressions, action scenes, page layouts, all of them are masterfully drawn.


The best comics are those where the writer and artist and completely in synch. Samnee had the big shoes of Paolo Rivera to fill but he has done so quite nicely.

If you enjoy great endings than this one will not disappoint one iota as it is worth losing your head over.

Grade: B+


Here are some titles that didn't make the list but may just tickle your fancy.

Mind MGMT #6 (Dark Horse)
Meru Marlow finally has the story she has been looking for and it may be more than she bargained for.

Avengers vs. X-Men: Consequences #2 (Marvel Comics)
Scott Summers wants to die and he is willing to do it with a smile.

Supergirl #13 (DC Comics)
This series has been up and down and mostly down since the reboot. This one will surprise you.

The Sixth Gun #26 (Oni Press)
Part three of the Winter Wolves saga follows a team of three who all have different ideas in mind for the Six.



E.T. Returns To Earth, Lands At Madame Tussauds

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UNIVERSAL STUDIOS HOME ENTERTAINMENT AND MADAME TUSSAUDS HOLLYWOOD IMMORTALIZE
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
IN CELEBRATION OF ITS FIRST EVER RELEASE ON BLU-RAY AND TO COINCIDE WITH THE FILM’S 30TH ANNIVERSARY 

To celebrate the Blu-ray release and the 30th anniversary of Steven Spielberg’s beloved classic film E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, five Madame Tussauds locations including London, Berlin, Amsterdam and Sydney today launched an astonishing wax likeness of the eponymous hero in his own set bringing to life one of the movie’s most iconic scenes.

A mystery trail of Reese’s Pieces down Hollywood Blvd. led red hooded bicyclists, accompanied by E.T., to his new Tinsel Town Home at Madame Tussauds Hollywood. All of the figures were created in London by using detailed information sourced by Madame Tussauds’ world renowned artists.
E.T. fans will be able to relive this classic scene and many others, with the first ever release of the film on Blu-ray, featuring never-before-seen footage from the film set including an interview with director Steven Spielberg.

“We are delighted to be welcoming one of the greatest movie characters of all time to the attraction. We’re also absolutely certain that our guests are going to love the unique opportunity to ‘star’ in one of the most famous films ever made.” said Nicky Marsh, Madame Tussauds Global Marketing Director

The figure was first perfectly sculpted in clay and then moulded in wax. A team of expert colourists then used oil paints to perfectly recreate E.T’s unique complexion. The entire process took around two months and cost $80,000 to produce.
In 1982, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial became the biggest blockbuster of the year, debuting at number one around the world. A testament to its enduring appeal, it remains one of the most successful, well-loved films for the past three decades and will continue to inspire generations to come.

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial is now available to own for the first time on Blu-ray.


Mahna Mahna! Check Out An Excerpt From IMAGINATION ILLUSTRATED: THE JIM HENSON JOURNAL

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The upcoming release, Imagination Illustrated: The Jim Henson Journal, is a new book that explores the creative genius of Jim Henson through his own handwritten journal and materials from his archives. Curated by Karen Falk, Archives Director at The Jim Henson Company, this book offers a rare glimpse at the creative process and development of one of America’s most imaginative creators.

Fans of Henson’s work will find a lot to love in this book: from early works such as Sam and Friends to concept drawings of beloved characters like Kermit, Rowlf, Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch. Production stills are juxtaposed against storyboards, personal snapshots and ephemera. The breadth of information in this collection makes Imagination Illustrated is a rare treat.

Thanks to our friends at Chronicle Books we have an excerpt that contains the introduction by Jim's daughter, Lisa Henson, as well as a couple pages from the first chapter.  Check it out after the jump.



A HALLOWEEN DECORATING TIP For Those of Us Too Lazy To Do Anything

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 Okay, so every year I plan on decorating my house and yard for Halloween and every year I end up spending that time watching monster movies and eating pumpkin-flavored everything in order to avoid doing anything resembling actual work.

It's really kind of embarrassing how lazy I've become.

But now that my self-loathing is in full-swing and I have nine days until the Trick-r-Treaters come demanding candy from me, I might be able to do something quick and easy like make a huge spider web from tape.

And, believe it or not, this decorating tip comes from Loews.

Apparently all that is required is something called Friction Tape (which is not a sex toy, sadly) and a stapler and voila! You have a decorative element that may or may not look like a web (you can find the directions HERE).

If you are feeling really creative, you can try and find a giant spider at some store discounting their Halloween supplies and attach it to the web via the stapler so that people understand that the yards of tape around your porch is, in fact, a web and not some horrible adhesive accident.

Halloween is gonna rock this year...that is if I follow through on my plan.

Source: Geek Crafts


SNEAK PEEK: This Halloween, TwoMorrows Will Unleash FROM THE TOMB

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Since 2000, From The Tomb has terrified readers worldwide, as the preeminent magazine on the history of horror comics, with stellar writing and intensely frightening illustrations from the best talent in the industry. Produced in the UK by editor Peter Normanton, issues have been scarce and highly collectible in the US. Now, TwoMorrows Publishing is releasing a "Best Of" collection, compiling the finest features from From the Tomb's ten years of terror, along with new material originally scheduled to see publication in the never-published #29.

It celebrates the 20th Century's finest horror comics—and those they tried to ban—with a selection of revised and updated articles on Matt Fox, Alvin Hollingsworth, Basil Wolverton, Johnny Craig, Richard Corben, Lou Cameron, Rudy Palais, plus classic publishers including ACG, Atlas, EC, Fiction House, Harvey Comics, Skywald, Warren, House of Hammer, A-Bomb Comics, Cannibals, and others. It also includes a full-color section, and an invaluable set of collectors' indices, to help readers track down long-buried gems in the horror genre.




SUPERHEROSTUFF HALLOWEEN CONTEST!

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Our friends over at SuperHeroStuff are holding their annual Costume Contest
 
Entering the contest is easy, all you have to do is head on over to the SuperHeroStuff Facebook page, like them and post your picture to our wall. They will be accepting entries through October 29th.

This year they've revised the rules (previously they've had professional cosplayers enter and compete alongside kids and people), and as a result there are going to be three divisions:
  • - Professional (seasoned cosplayers)
  • - Amateur
  • - Kids
The winners in each division will each get a $50 shopping spree on their site and all winners will get featured on their Facebook page.  For more details and rues, visit their official Costume Contest page.

And don't forget, Forces of Geek is currently offering a coupon code through October 31st valid for 12% off anything on the SuperHeroStuff site.  Just enter the code "FOG12" at checkout.

After the jump check out my five favorite items currently available that might make your costume stand out.



 Superman Costume with Muscles and Cape T-Shirt
Put this on under a suit, open the shirt a bit, throw on a pair of glasses and you're Clark Kent.  It's that simple.  Unless of course, you've got guts and throw on a pair of tights with red underpants on top.

Wolverine Men's Classic Costume Hoodie


Growing up in New England used to mean a very cold October 31st which usually resulted in the dreaded winter jacket over the costume debacle.  But, debacle no more when you can wear this slightly modified (long sleeves) Wolverine hoodie complete with mask, that will not only have the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants running in the other direction, but also keep you snuggled up during a particularly chilly evening.


Chewbacca Costume Hoodie

Pure awesomeness.


Star Wars Jedi Terry Cloth Hooded Robe


Step 1: Throw this on, grab a flashlight and attach it to a belt.
Step 2: Walk around the neighorhood moving your hand mysteriously.
Step 3: Either be the hit of the party or live forever as the "guy who wore his robe and a flashlight to a party."






 
Just over a year ago, DC Comics finally took Wonder Woman out of her shorts and put her into long pants, which resulted in an outcry from fans and a relatively quick return to her original costume.  But to be honest, most women aren't particularly comfortable dressing as Wonder Woman in public, which makes this a perfect costume.  Tuck this shirt into a pair of navy leggings, throw on a pair of bracelets, grab a golden lasso and save the world!  Plus, no leering!


First Trailer For IRON MAN 3 Looks Pretty Awesome

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Just the involvement of writer/director Shane Black had me pretty excited, but now I'm enthusiastic to see Iron Man 3.

I've become a but tired of Downey's snarky (assholeishness) as Tony Stark and if nothing else it looks like this material is evolving the character a bit (which is great).





SUSHI CHEFS BATTLE MONSTER SEA CREATURES In The Epic Short Film 'Monster Roll'

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 I'm so glad that the Internet exists because if it didn't we would never have the opportunity to see incredible little films about giant sea monsters trying to bitch-slap sushi chefs.

And it exists simply because writer/director Dan Blank wanted to see a movie like this.

Technology is an amazing thing.

Monster Roll from Dan Blank on Vimeo.



Cult Appeal: HALLOWEEN III

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We gather here today to celebrate one of my favorite guilty pleasures, 1982’s “Halloween III: Season of the Witch.”

Mention its name and it’ll be neigh impossible for any fan to get its signature “London Bridges” jingle out of their head. “Eight more days ’til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Eight more days ’til Halloween, Silver Shamrock!

Repeat ad infinitum.

Long considered the bastard child of the “Halloween” series, “Halloween III: Season of the Witch” arrived shortly after 1981’s limp yet lucrative “Halloween II” but—surprise!—has absolutely nothing to do with the plot or characters of the previous installments.


Though sequel-mongering wasn’t yet the current-day modus operandi of Hollywood, the studio begged for another chapter. John Carpenter and Debra Hill—the brain trust behind the first two films—were once again on board to produce.

To their credit, they weren’t interested in further belaboring the twice-told tale of homicidal stalker Michael Myers and instead they sought to explore fertile ground. As such, the stand-alone “Season of the Witch” was intended to be the inauguration of a yearly horror anthology of unrelated individual stories loosely based on the idea of All Hallows' Eve.


Since “Halloween III”, other horror-themed franchises of stand-alone stories such as “Tales from the Crypt” (two movies so far) and the fright-spoof “Scary Movie” saga (number five is in the works) seem like smart business, but in 1982 the notion of an anthology of unrelated movies proved to be an idea ahead of its time.

Unprepared by a vague marketing campaign but teased by the misleading moniker “Halloween” in the title, audiences expecting the knife-wielding Michael Myers petulantly shunned the film, critics mercilessly eviscerated it and the movie died a quick death in theaters.

Were it not for the burgeoning phenomenon of home video, “Halloween III” would very likely have remained buried, forever designated a peculiar cinematic footnote. It took six years for Michael Myers to be resurrected (without Carpenter or Hill) for  “Halloween 4,” but by that time “Season of the Witch” had already become a staple on VHS and cable TV, well on its way to establishing a devoted fan base and becoming a veritable cult classic. Michael Myers would eventually reappear in no less than seven additional installments (including Rob Zombie’s 2007 remake and its 2009 sequel), yet the aggregate score on Rotten Tomatoes ranks “Season of the Witch” higher than all of ’em except for 1998’s “H20.”

Take that, Shape.


The film’s “witchcraft meets the computer age” plot details the diabolical scheme of novelty purveyor Conal Cochran (Dan O’Herlihy) to offer a global human sacrifice, utilizing mass marketing and his specialty Halloween masks designed to harness the supernatural power of a stolen slab of rock from Stonehenge. (Don’t ask. Just go with it.)


Obviously, we’re not talking Shakespeare or even Stephen King here, and the dialogue and acting are B-grade all the way. Yet there’s a certain eerie charm to the film, an earnestness by the filmmakers to spook and shock the audience that more than compensates for the movie’s low-budget exploitation limitations.

“Season of the Witch” is stylishly shot in widescreen by famed cinematographer Dean Cundey (his work includes “The Thing,” “Back to the Future” and “Jurassic Park”) and the soundtrack boasts a creepy synthesizer score by John Carpenter and Alan Howarth. The “R” rating is well earned with some surprisingly gory deaths (the bit when the wino gets his head tugged off is particularly gruesome) and there’s an extremely high “ick” factor (Snakes! Insects! Gross!!).


Most memorably, the chilling final scene ranks among moviedom’s most disturbingly bleak climaxes. Hollywood wouldn’t DARE go anywhere near an ending like this today.


Fans can rejoice, as “Halloween III” has just been issued on Blu-ray and DVD as a Special Edition, supplemented with two audio commentary tracks, a retrospective feature, theatrical trailers, TV commercials and a few other random tidbits. Props to Shout! Factory for unearthing this title and doing it justice. They’ve even included the original poster campaign (one of the coolest one-sheets produced for ANY film in the ’80s), and commissioned a fetching new cover design that would have done wonders in prepping uninitiated audiences for the non-Myers plot.


So forget Michael Myers and his sibling issues, and disregard intractable critics. Do yourself a favor and catch up on this endearingly cheesy ’80s cult classic. Before the big giveaway at nine o’clock.


“And…Happy Halloween.”


READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY? The Esoteric Order of the Old Ones and Cthulhu Cultists Want to Know

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 Books are the movies of the head. And when society crumbles and terror reigns over the land, the only thing that you're going to be doing is hiding inside your house with your bookcase full of escapist literature trying to convince yourself that you are on the road to Mordor.

That or you will be on your knees pledging your body and soul to one of the Old Ones, I don't really have all the details worked out yet.

But maybe you should take the advice in this parody commercial and read a REALLY good book that may or may not change the course of your life.

Then again, what do I know, I'm being highly influenced right now by the Sweet Valley High series.


Source: Boing Boing


Once Bitten—How I Came to Appreciate the Walking Dead

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True confession time: when The Walking Dead first debuted, I gave it a fair shake.  After three episodes, fully half the inaugural season, I gave up.

Between the (over)use of every zombie movie trope from Night of the Living Dead to 28 Days Later and the glacial plot laden with illogical actions and some wooden performances from much of the cast, I could take no more.

Honestly, not one of your better ideas…

But that doesn’t mean I ignored it.

I listened to the praises from the media, read all the status updates on my Facebook feed, watched the previews when they came on and, still, I was so burned by the first few episodes that my desire to give it another shot was pretty much like a politician’s desire to tell the truth—it just wasn’t happening.

Then a funny thing happened back in August.

After a long week at work and a day of watching a very cranky and active three year old while my wife had to attend to some work on a Saturday, I retreated to the local Best Buy with the intent of finding something new and mindless to distract myself and I came across a display for The Walking Dead staring at me in the face.

Well, as much as a zombie with one eye can stare, anyway.

She had me at, “Ahhhhhhrhhghehghrrhjfehhplkahh.”

They were running a sale and including a gift card if you bought both seasons on Blu-ray.  The price was right, I was bored, and I figured worst case scenario was I’d eat a few bucks and give them to a friend.  So I gave in and made the purchase.

Surprisingly, Melony decided to join me in watching it once Ana was asleep and after I got through the first three episodes again, I found something out—I was starting to get into the show after all.  And so was she.

It wasn’t perfect, things like how Rick survived in the hospital with no sort of life support and little side effects made no sense, the characters still did things that made me cheer for the zombies, and the pace didn’t exactly move along at breakneck speeds, but it became more entertaining as it headed to the finale.

This is normal after being a coma, right?

Perhaps the best thing for me now was that I didn’t have to wait week to week.  I had both seasons at my disposal and the cliffhanger of season one was able to be resolved immediately with the change of a disk, not the passage of agonizing months.

And season two is where it got a lot better.

The pace was still a bit uneven, but the characters began to be fleshed out more, and the change in how zombies are made was a powerful moment as a betrayal that had been building since the beginning came to a head…shot…and the dynamic of the show changed for the better.

Zombie Shane and Real Shane had very little difference.

Of course, there were still some of the pitfalls from earlier in the show, such as Lori being a whiny mess as well as candidate for the Dina Lohan Mother of the Year Award—seriously, put a bell on Carl if you can’t keep that kid in the goddamn house for more than ten minutes—but I started feeling more attached to the some of the cast, especially Darryl.

And, honestly, if you’d told me going into the show that my favorite character would wind up being a redneck bigot, I’d have bitten you myself, and only partly because I’m kinky like that.

The entire fall of Hershell’s farm, the sheer scope of it all and the philosophical questions that arose throughout made the second season feel so much more powerful and seeing so many of the characters undergo such drastic changes as a result gave it a sort of gravitas that I found missing in those first episodes.

No.  No, he’s not.  Ever.

But the kicker was the finale, and the first appearance of a character I’d been waiting for, Michonne.

We never saw the face that first time, but when a woman walks around with a ninja sword and two armless zombies chained to her, she’s got my attention.  And now that I’ve seen the actress who plays her?  Wow.  Attention, squared.

As Michonne stood tall in the woods, and the rest of the cast found themselves on the outskirts of the infamous prison I’d known about only in status updates and whispers by the water cooler before picking up the books myself in recent weeks, I knew I had to tune in regularly from here on in.

And so far, The Walking Dead is off to a running start and I’m officially a convert, having been bitten only a short while ago, but infected nonetheless.

Seriously, how HOT is she?!



PSYWALKER: Luke's Confusing Mash-Up

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The Hell...?

 Well, it's certainly time that someone put the two of these things together.

 Let the Dark PSYde jokes begin.


Source: Geeks Are Sexy


Maximum Carnage: Better Late Than Never?

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The '90s weren't the greatest period in comic books, particularly superhero comics.

The speculator boom shifted the focus from quality to collectibility, and companies boosted sales using various gimmicks to inflate the "value" of their books for collectors. These gimmicks ranged from variant covers to shocking plot twists that led to drastic changes in the status quo of many major characters.

Mostly, characters were killed or disabled and replaced, only to return shortly after with some sort of cosmetic change.

Superman is the most famous of these cases, having died and been replaced by four other "Supermen." Batman had his back broken and picked the unstable vigilante Azrael to replace him. Green Lantern went crazy after his hometown was destroyed and was replaced by a young artist, who turned out to be a pretty great character and worthy replacement, but that's another story.

Then there's Spider-Man, and an argument can be made that of all major superheroes, he had it worst in the '90s.

The decade began with a series of darker challenges thrown at the hero, in keeping with the "edgier" appetites of fans and casual readers during that period. (Many of those new readers wouldn't stay into the next decade.) While Spider-Man has historically known tragedy, his adventures took on a note of overwhelming despair. Peter Parker's trials began with the symbiote mess, and ran through the return of his parents and ultimately the much-despised Clone Saga.

But before that bloated morass came Maximum Carnage, arguably one of the most infamous stories in Spider-Man history, and certainly the most aggressively '90s. It was a product of a time when slapping Venom or Carnage on a Spider-Man cover was a license to print money, and it paid off at the time for Marvel: not only did the 14-part crossover put up big numbers for the Spider-Man line, but it became a cross-platform success too, spawning a popular video game. (That's another story in itself.)


Nowadays, Maximum Carnage gets a bad rap in large part because it is such a product of its time. It's grim, violent, and awash in references to contemporary pop culture, not to mention Marvel continuity of the period. It takes one of the most popular characters in superhero comics--Venom--and threatens to overexpose him.

But is it really as bad as its reputation suggests?

Here's the thing: I never read Maximum Carnage in its entirety. I remember the first part very well, because I owned it. It was the lead story in the first issue of Spider-Man Unlimited, a quarterly Spider-Man anthology that represented the hero's own plummet into over-exposure (one that continues to this day). Because it was a first issue, it represented that all-important quality the Big Three (and yes, Image roared out of the gate to become one of the big ones) cherished: collectibility.

And at that time, I bought into it. So I bought it.

I don't know why I never finished the story, so I figured this would be a good time to do it. Rather than dive into this one alone, I asked T.J. to read the story too. Here's the catch: T.J. has never read a Spider-Man comic in his life. Maximum Carnage, though it started in a first issue, was not the most welcoming story for new readers. Would it be too much to ask a total neophyte to read one of the most unapologetically '90s of stories? I wanted to find out.

T.J.?

I’ll be frank, I was never much of a comic book guy. I loved the cartoons growing up, especially X-Men, but I never got into them. Pleading with my mom or dad to take me to the comic book store wasn’t a common occurrence. Talking to Frankie got me thinking that I definitely missed out on a lot of 90s things because I was too busy watching reruns of Saved by the Bell, Boy Meets World and whatever the dynamic duo Miller-Boyett put in front of my face.

I did play many of the video games, however, and one of them I do remember was Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage. It was a pretty cool game, I don’t remember the story at all, but remember asking mom or dad to take me to the local West Coast Video (Anyone remember that place?) and renting this and countless other games. With that, as we did last time with Xena: Warrior Princess, we’re going to cover something that I’m not familiar with because I was too busy being obsessed with Kelly Kapowski.

(For those keeping track, the last paragraph featured references to Spider-Man and Venom, West Coast Video, Xena, and Kelly Kapowski. Pretty sure that has never happened in any piece of writing in history.)

Part One:

Maximum Carnage is a 14-part series where Spider-Man and Venom team up to battle Carnage, Venom’s pro-murder kid. This all starts off with Kasady in an insane asylum. One of the prison guards makes this remark, which I thoroughly enjoy.

“Real funny Kasady! You’re a regular Weird Al Yankovic...With an emphasis on the Weird!”


Hilarious...until Kasady goes CRAZY and Carnage comes out, the blood red psycho killer! As he’s going nuts, killing everyone in sight, Peter Parker and Mary Jane are at the Green Goblin’s funeral.

Sad face. Back, to the insane asylum, Carnage continues to kill guards at will. He then finds a woman in a cell named Shriek who wants to join him in the madness.

Back at the Parker residence, Mary Jane is so stressed she lights up a cigarette, causing Peter to make a public service announcement and tell her smoking is bad. The two have a heart-to-heart agreeing that Peter should take a vacation from being Spider-Man for a bit. Because dying isn’t any fun.

Spider-Man then battles Doppelganger and Shriek, breaking his promise to Mary Jane to cool it for a while with the whole fighting enemies thing. Things are looking bad for our hero as maybe his ribs are broken while Carnage continues to cause havoc, ending the first part of the series.

Part One does a satisfactory job of setting up the major players.

The story comes right on the heels of Harry Osborn's death as the second Green Goblin. Peter Parker's tight-knit supporting cast is feeling the impact, but only Peter and Mary Jane are able to fully grasp the impact, as no one else is aware of Peter's dual identity.

It's interesting to see his supporting cast at this time. Let's check in on them, shall we?

Mary Jane Watson-Parker: Peter's gorgeous, long-suffering wife was starring in a soap opera, Secret Hospital, at the time, and had taken up smoking, much to Peter's consternation. Every mention of her habit was like a PSA.

Richard and Mary Parker: Peter's parents, long assumed dead. The two were revealed to have been secret agents, captured and held for decades in a Russian prison. Their return ended up ruining everything after Maximum Carnage.

Liz Allan: Peter's one-time high school crush married Harry Osborn. The two of them had a son, Normie, who skulked about and gave the Parkers the stink-eye. During this period, Liz's brother Mark Roxton, the reformed villain known as the Molten Man, stood close by to offer emotional support. Mark Roxton is also one of the most soap operatic names I've ever seen.

Aunt May was just Aunt May. Good, old reliable Aunt May.

On the other side of the aisle, there was Carnage, the spawn of the Venom symbiote--a living blob of black goo that turned out to be an alien masquerading as Spider-Man's second costume, which joined with sleazy journalist Eddie Brock after Peter Parker rebuffed him. Carnage was a secretion of the original symbiote, bonded with Brock's prison cellmate Cletus Kasady after the Venom symbiote broke Brock out of prison.

Kasady was a serial killer, aspiring to be an embodiment of pure chaos.

It took the combined efforts of Spider-Man and Venom, who somehow managed to put aside their differences and stop the madman. But like any would-be cult leader, Carnage had his followers, including his sonic-blasting squeeze Shriek and an eight-armed alien doppelganger Spider-Man faced during the Infinity War. The trio formed the roots of a disturbing little family that massacred Ravenscroft at the start of the story.

One of my biggest foibles with this entire story is with the dialogue. I know: these are cape comics, so I should expect them to be on the nose. To be fair, DeFalco's script isn't too bad. It hits all the points it needs to hit and isn't embarrassing. There's also a bit of dialogue I did enjoy during the Ravenscroft sequence, but that's probably because it references my favorite line from Commando.

"Hey Resnick! Remember when I said I'd go easy on you? I lied!"


Part Two:

Things look bad for Spider-Man. He’s surrounded by a bunch of thugs but then Cloak and Dagger come out to give a helping hand. They’re also concerned for Spidey. “These bandages are no substitute for proper medical attention,” Cloak tells Spiderman. (Pretty sure I’ve heard that line used in college at some point.)

The heroes are attacked again by Shriek and Doppleganger. Then Carnage comes in and all hell breaks loose. Looks like Dagger is taken completely out. Venom, whose demon spawn is causing this whole mess, also makes his first appearance. A lot more action in this one and a lot more superhero activity going on with Cloak and Dagger.

I'll be honest here: I don't care much for the Web of Spider-Man issues of this crossover. That's largely because of the art team of Alex Saviuk and Don Hudson.

Though Saviuk isn't terrible by any stretch, I was never a huge fan, but Hudson's inks make things much worse. There's no subtlety at all. Hudson's inking is too heavy, leaving every line to blur together. That's a shame, because the first few pages of the issue actually feature great work from Saviuk, who really has a way with Dagger. For the most part, however, it's pretty middling work.


The first major battle of the arc features a hefty casualty in the form of Dagger, but come on, do you think her death really reads as permanent? I didn't believe it, though it does help put Cloak into a darker place, which is apparently what the story needs to do.

Part Three:

Realized how much i’m a fan of the term “alien symbiote.” Venom explains himself a little bit, telling us he needs to take out that Carnage fellow. I feel bad for Cloak here. He gets very emotional about Dagger while Spider-Man sells his ribs. “The way Cloak teleports in and out is something I’ll never get used to!” says Spider-Man. I love cheesy lines. Mary Jane and Peter’s dilemma continue. Spider-Man really wants to save people’s lives but Mary Jane, who is becoming quite the chain smoker it seems, doesn’t want to lose him.

Spider-Man then takes on Demogoblin, saving a priest’s life. “Wha - Spider sense! An orange pumpkin bomb!”

Venom goes face to face with Carnage for the first time in this series. But then the story ends with a beat up Venom in the Parker household.

T.J. seems to be enjoying this if nothing else on a camp level. At least there's that. The danger is ramping up considerably, as Demogoblin, yet another Goblin, makes an appearance. Hey, if you're gonna do something successful, repeat it with endless variations.

We go from my least favorite artists of the series to my favorite in Mark Bagley. In the following decade, Bagley would make a name for himself by penciling some TEN YEARS of Ultimate Spider-Man without missing an issue, but he was already a Spider-artist I held in great regard before he took that assignment. His work is a highlight for me here.

Marvel decided to do an about-face with Venom shortly before this story, turning him into an antihero and spinning him off on his own in San Francisco. The "Lethal Protector" was another example of endless variations of decisions that worked, until they didn't. Sabretooth and Sandman were two further examples of villains reformed into antiheroes (or straight up heroes) during the '90s.

Part Four:

Choices, this one’s all about choices. Venom becomes Spider-Man’s frenemy and Mary Jane is worried Venom would kill her beloved husband which would make Venom the worst houseguest of all time. There’s a distrust there for obvious reasons. Spidey goes to Black Cat for some help. Spider-Man, keeping his righteousness, says if anyone tries to kill others, he’ll try to stop them no matter what side they’re on. He’s all about the people! And this one ends with our hero having to choose whether to save Cat and Venom or hundreds of innocent people Carnage is out to kill.

Obviously, the core of the story has formed, which is the ideological split between Peter Parker and Eddie Brock over their pursuit of Carnage. Parker insists there's a line the heroes shouldn't cross, but does Venom have a point? Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? That was a common thread through a lot of the classic hero books in the late '80s and '90s.

Tom Lyle handles art chores as Carnage convinces Demogoblin to join his "family." Next to Bagley, I would say he's one of the best pencilers in this story arc, though he's not without his flaws, tripping up a little on some of Spider-Man's more acrobatic poses. Then again, I can't tell if he's that good or if Scott Hanna's detailed inks aren't just making him look good.

Part Five:

Spider-Man saves Black Cat, Venom’s not all about that. There’s some infighting. Peter meets his dad and they talk about evil and how it lurks in people, closer to the surface than one might think. Carnage seems to have brought out the crazy in a lot of people in the city.

A lot of morality discussed in this chapter of the story. It ends with Spider-Man coming to a realization that he has to fight fire with fire, basically no more Mr. Nice Guy.


It's hard for individual writers to really break out and shine on their own during these big crossovers, but J.M. DeMatteis really seems to take a big bite out of the philosophical aspects of this story. Fortunately for Peter, Carnage's squad has its own squabbles. Carnage is espousing chaos for its own sake, but it seems more like a hateful rebuke of order thanks to past issues.

This makes him a more interesting character than the one-note homicidal maniac we usually see.

It must be noted, Sal Buscema's art is pretty solid. His facial expressions are appropriately heightened, reminiscent of Steve Ditko himself. But while he does much to enhance the conversation between Peter and Richard Parker, the "devils" speech is kind of ludicrous, even for '90s Marvel.

Part Six:

Mary Jane is out and about at the opening of “The Deep” which is “New York’s newest celebrity-owned midtown nightclub.” (Wonder if Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone were involved?) The Carnage crew goes in and destroys everything. Mary Jane is threatened until Venom and the gang show up. Spider-Man too eventually. He saves her and all is good. He’s a bit more badass, promising that in the last episode.

The funniest and saddest thing about this issue for me has nothing to do with the story. Rather, it's the Bullpen Bulletins page, which that month featured an interview with Alex Hyde-White about his role as Reed Richards in the Fantastic Four movie. It's pretty well known at this point that the movie was never intended for release, but was simply used to retain the rights to the property. Hyde-White's apparent excitement over the film makes it that much more depressing to read, knowing what ultimately happens.

Part Seven:

Spider-Man talks a bit about the conflict with him and MJ. She wants him to take a superhero siesta, but he thinks big picture of saving lives, even if that means working with his enemy.

I do like the fact that some of the regular people in the city, frustrated and angry at what’s going on in their own lives, see Carnage as someone looking out for them, even though he wouldn’t hesitate to wipe them out. It’s a play on evil dictators I’m guessing. Firestar joins the good guys, evening things out a little bit.

This is a pretty disparate group of characters the webhead pulls together, but I remember another crossover with a similarly odd team, the little-remembered Round Robin: The Sidekick's Revenge that ran through Amazing Spider-Man and featured Spidey teaming with Moon Knight, Darkhawk, the Punisher, Night Thrasher and Nova (Hey, remember when the New Warriors were a thing?) to take on the Secret Empire.

I have no clue why Deathlok is involved in this story, but I guess it's all pieced together later on.

Part Eight:

“No More Mr. Nice Venom.” When was he nice?

Sonic Disruptor...hell of a weapon.

Apparently Carnage will live forever because the alien symbiote permanently altered his bloodstream. How hardcore is that? This all doesn’t bode well for mankind.

You know, forget what I said about Tom Lyle. Seeing anyone else but Mark Bagley draw this thing just makes me appreciate Bagley more and more.

Carnage's past comes to light in this issue, making him a little more interesting, though I have to admit, I enjoy seeing DeMatteis explore that sordid history much more than Terry Kavanagh.


Part Nine:

I love conundrums. Spider-Man has to team up with some characters of questionable morality in order to save as many lives as possible by taking down Carnage and his squad. I tend to side with Venom and the rest here as Spidey uses his Spider sensibilities to rationalize working with evil to defeat evil. Kill if you have to, dammit!

Firestar was frying up Carnage but Spider-Man changes minds again about morality. Then we get the anticipated Spider-Man vs. Venom blow up. Venom swipes Spidey away and goes after Carnage and Shriek. Those sound waves nearly kills Venom but like most bad guys in these things, they don’t kill him, leaving an unncessary window for a comeback from the good guys. Spider-Man keeps saying “there must be another way” and holy f-bomb, it ends with the other way being Captain America!

My biggest problem with this storyline is that t's so repetitive. Writers Tom DeFalco, David Michelinie, and Terry Kavanaugh set out to construct a story that took Spider-Man to his moral breaking point, and there's a lot of hand-wringing here as Spidey agonizes over how far he's willing to go to stop Carnage.

That's fine, and the crew that forms to back him up for the bulk of the story--Black Cat, Morbius, Cloak, and Venom himself--certainly do much to push his ideals as far as they can go. But fourteen issues is a long time to stretch out the same moral dilemma.

It doesn't help that each chapter seems to be the same variation on "Carnage and crew kill a lot of people, Spidey and company fight them and one side escapes."

Sure, more characters enter the fray, and already, Iron Fist has jumped in to save Deathlok, so he'll be joining the team soon enough. But it's still just variations on a theme, and Peter ends up back where he started, whinging over whether he should just give in to Venom's methods and try to end Carnage for good.


Which is why it's such a "f*ck yeah!" moment when Captain America shows up at the end of this issue. Finally, we get a sense that things are really going to move. Even better, Peter's beliefs are crystallized, because honestly, who in their right mind is going to argue with Captain America?

Because Cap is now involved, Peter's beliefs are strengthened, which gives him tougher resolve to stop Carnage his way.

We also learn that the greatest threat might not be Carnage, but Shriek, who is able to influence the behavior of everyone in New York with her sonic and psychic powers. With the city tearing itself apart, it's clear that Captain America's appearance here is absolutely necessary.

And honestly, that double-page spread of Cap is money. Great job, Sal.

Part Ten:

Poor MJ, who now has an ashtray of cigarette butts to show that she’s become a chimney in the wake of her increased fear for Peter Parker’s life. This part is where “winning the right way” becomes a little more prominent with Captain America’s involvement and Venom out of the picture for a little bit.

I'm sorry, but Hudson's inks are too damn heavy. Alex Saviuk is a mixed bag here as well with facial expressions and such, but he'd be so much better with another inker.

Despite my concerns over the art, the story is largely decent. Two teams of heroes are out to stop Carnage now. Spider-Man and Cap have gathered Firestar, Deathlok and Iron Fist to stop Carnage and save lives, while Venom and his crew--Black Cat, Cloak, Morbius and Nightwatch (remember him? I sure don't) pursue Carnage with single-minded focus. Black Cat ducks out of the action after a particularly vicious beating

Part Eleven:

Carnage and some of his crew are in the flame part of the Statue of Liberty, toying with a helpless Venom.

Luckily your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has solid, moral reenforcements. 

They take down Shriek, who was all alone...um shrieking. The heroes, Deathlok, Captain America, Spider-Man, Iron Fist, slowly reverse the madness Shriek caused. They’re making the people in New York who had gone mad, realize the terrible things they’ve been doing like stealing and threatening to drop their children off the roof of high-rise buildings. The people are seeing the light. Good is slowly starting to overcome evil. Black Cat and Cloak are pondering the meaning of life as Spider-Man wishes they had a few more on their side.

It gets serious at the end as Shriek brings back the evil out from the good people, the gains of Spider-Man and the rest basically erased...What’s next?

My favorite page here is #16, where one of the looters sees Cap and instantly comes to his senses, simply apologizing.


A couple of pages later, Spider-Man stops a woman from dropping her children off of a ledge, simply by showing up. I like these moments, when superheroes can win a battle without even throwing a punch, just through example. These aren't just crime-fighters, they're symbols of something greater, which is probably my favorite theme of superhero comics.

Part Twelve:

Mary Jane remains hopeful, finally turning the corner on believing that Spider-Man is doing what he’s doing for the good of mankind. Speaking of Spider-Man, he continues to think about fighting fire with fire. Carnage goes Ike Turner on Shriek and the rest of his crew. In the end...Dagger lives!!

Much as I complain about Peter's constant haranguing over what to do, I liked the couple of pages with his struggle intercut with flashbacks of his past, in addition to Cloak's discovery. Of course, J.M. DeMatteis wrote this issue. If he wrote the entire crossover, I'd probably enjoy it five times more.

Part Thirteen:

Dagger tries really, REALLY hard to change Shriek’s heart even though she was the one who was “this” close to killing her. Didn’t work. But how about an “Alpha Magni-Illuminator?”

Carnage is dead, which isn’t what Spider-Man wanted. Not that way. But he resisted after all, Captain America putting it that Spider-Man was willing to die for what he believed in and in a twisted way, Carnage felt the same way.

Venom comes back, angry that he didn’t get the job done and Spider-Man and the crew will get the glory for his death. But, by the way, Carnage isn’t dead. Wonder how this ends?

I don't think it's glory Venom wanted, TJ. I think he just wanted to eat Carnage's brain.

Ostensibly, much of the story is wrapped up here.

Shriek is offered redemption, and although she rejects it at first, she finally gives in when the heroes use the "good bomb" against everyone. Carnage is seemingly torn apart, and DeMatteis gets inside Kasady's head to show a damaged psyche embracing evil simply because the existence of good would seem to invalidate his own existence.

In that sense, Carnage and Shriek aren't just totally contemptible villains (though they are that, still) but also objects of pity. They're broken people who aren't just incapable of love, but unable to believe that any sort of order or good can thrive. It's the "If God exists, then why does he let bad things happen?" argument. It's not the deepest approach, but DeMatteis makes this very engaging.

Part Fourteen:

Venom wants to tear the ish out of Carnage, while Spider-Man remains steady with his ideals. Both his ribs are hurt and he’s looking for a pay phone. Also, I love that he wants to call Mary Jane to get his insurance card so he can go to the ER. Wonder if Peter Parker would be in favor of universal health care?

Venom continues to battle Carnage and Spider-Man, after some much needed rest, says he’s gonna finish the job his way. Black Cat changes her mind and joins the fray for the final battle. Venom and Carnage battle into some generators until a major explosion. That’ll do it folks. I enjoyed the series, every entertaining.

It's the little touches, TJ. They hold everything together.

I kind of wish DeMatteis wrote the final chapter of this story.

Instead, we get the standard superhero punch-up by Tom DeFalco, although Mark Bagley graces the issue with his rough breakdowns (finished by Sam De LaRosa).

Ultimately, Peter gets through to Eddie, just enough so that he doesn't try to finish Carnage off, and even seems to sacrifice himself to stop Kasady. Granted, neither man dies, and all's well that ends well, except the hundred of people who've been senselessly murdered over the course of the story. I hope Peter can live with that.


And that's Maximum Carnage. I'm glad it didn't break TJ's brain.

In the end, it wasn't really as bad as its rep, but I didn't think it was the best Spider-Man story either, far from it. It was, however, quintessentially '90s, though to its detriment in ways. I had two very major problems with the whole story.

First off, it's too damn long.

Seriously, a lot of it falls into a formula of "Carnage and crew kill people, the Spider-Squad attacks, the Carnage family retreats to kill again." And even though a ton of characters got worked into the whole thing, plus cutaways to Peter's family and friends, the whole thing could have been done in eight to ten issues, rather than fourteen. Heck, ten is being generous.

Secondly...it isn't really that much fun.

Part of it is the length and crushing repetition, but much of it has to do with the fact that it's just a whole lot of Spider-Man fighting and whining. He doesn't even quip that much (the bulk of the wisecracks go to Carnage). Maybe it can be explained that Spider-Man would find it distasteful to joke around in the face of so much death. But that's an integral part of the character, that the web-spinner deals with all of the death he faces with humor. He literally has to laugh to keep from crying.

Sadly, humor was in short supply during the '90s.

Little did people know it would get worse.


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