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New Red Band Trailer for THE GOON

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The hockey comedy Goon is set to come out next year. While other trailers have been released this new one will knock your teeth out.

Goon stars Seann William Scott as a guy who is recruited to join a hockey team simply for his fighting alone. He can't play hockey, he can hardly even skate.

The film also stars Jay Baruchel(who co-wrote the movie), Leiv Schreiber, and Alison Pill. Watch the new trailer right after the break.


First Trailer For HBO's GAME CHANGE

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HBO's new political film Game Change chronicles part of the 2008 election, take a look a the trailer right here.

Following Ed Harris as John McCain during the 2008 presidential campaign, Game Change looks at the time period from when Julianne Moore's Palin was chosen to their defeat in the general election

Game Change is being produced by Tom Hanks and Gary Goetzman’s Playtone and directed by Jay Roach. It was written by Danny Strong and is an adaptation of the book by John Heilemann and Mark Halperin that goes by the same title. Watch the trailer right after the break.

HARRISON FORD And HAILEE STEINFELD Officially Cast in ENDER'S GAME

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Harrison Ford and Hailee Steinfeld were being looked at for roles in Ender's Game, but now it is official and the two have been cast in the film.

Variety reports that the two actors have accepted parts in the movie along with Abigail Breslin who will play the title character's sister. Gavin Hood, director of X-Men Origins:Wolverine, will be directing the film from his own script.

As expected Ford will play the role of Colonel Hyram Graff, the man in charge of training all the recruits. Steinfeld will be playing Petra Arkanian, the trusted right hand of Ender. Breslin has the role of Valentine Wiggin, Ender's older sister.

Adapted from the Orson Scott Card novel, the story is based around the character Ender, played by Asa Butterfield(Hugo), who is recruited by the government and then discovered to be a great strategist. He joins the cause to destroy the bug-like aliens that are invading Earth.

Also on board are Aramis Knight, Moises Arias, Jimmy "Jax" Pinchak, Suraj Parthasarathy, Conor Carroll and Khylin Rhambo.

Ben Kingsley is still in talks to play the role of Mazer, a former war hero who ends up being Ender’s last teacher at the Battle School.

Watch This New Trailer For SPARTACUS:VENGEANCE

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Starz just released a new trailer for Spartacus: Vengeance, and it's bloody good looking.

Sex and violence are staples of Spartacus and this new trailer shows that to be true. With new star Liam McIntyre taking the reins from the late Andy Whitfield, it seems like the show is staying the same. Anyways, check out the trailer, he slices a guy's face off! Seriously! Watch it after the break


Face slicing happens very fast at 1:15 if that is all you care about.

A VERY ARKHAM CITY CHRISTMAS

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I know that the game, Batman: Arkham City, is all Batman-centric but that shouldn't stop us from getting to know random thugs and their Christmas dreams right?

In this fan film, written and directed by Ben Moody, two loveable meatheads are hiding out from Batman and wishing that they could just spend Christmas together without getting beat up by the Caped Crusader.

Of course we all know what will happen, but it's nice to know that even evil ne'er-do-wells like to spend the holidays with friends...right before the Winged One ruins it for them.

Short film after the break.




Source: Unreality

JAMES FRANCO To Play HUGH HEFNER In LOVELACE

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James Franco just might be playing the role of Hugh Hefner if everything works out for Lovelace.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Franco was a one point signed on to play a larger role in the film as Lovelace's husband Chuck Traynor. Now he will just be doing a cameo as the Playboy founder, but only if the dates work out.

Lovelace is the story of Linda Lovelace, the woman best known for her role in the most famous porno of all time, Deep Throat. Lovelace will be played by Amanda Seyfried with Peter Sarsgaard taking on the role of her husband. Hank Azaria is also in the cast as the director of Deep Throat, Jerry Damiano.

Also joining the cast are Bobby Cannacale and Chris Noth who play the roles of the film's financiers, and Robert Patrick who plays John, Lovelace's father.

Rounding out the cast are Sharon Stone, Juno Temple, Wes Bentley, and Romeo Brown.

Production on the film started this week in LA, and Franco has been in talks with producers saying he could only do a one-day shoot. So if everything works out, We may soon see James Franco as Hef, and we all want to see that, don't we?

We Bought a Zoo—Family Film Cries Out For CGI/3D

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A sentimental tale of a family purchasing a zoo, this film swung and missed for our hearts by ignoring CGI and 3D.

Opportunities for an epic scale were jettisoned in favor of old-fashioned story and acting rendered entirely on film.

What could’ve have been the adventure of a lifetime was compressed to an ordinary heart-warming tale about living life and reaching out to others. (As if reaching out to others wouldn’t have been infinitely cooler in 3D.)




Matt Damon plays Benjamin Mee, a widower who moves his two kids to a large estate containing said zoo. There are lions, snakes, and bears as well as numerous other beasts that would’ve been more interesting if seen in 3D. Nevertheless, I was primed for the creatures to escape and roam the countryside, wrecking bloody havoc.

Perhaps they kill a tramp, then teens making out in a car, then a likable police officer until Matt Damon finally convinces authorities they have a crisis and need to act at once.

However director Cameron Crowe chose to ignore CGI in favor of real animals that seemed feeble and weak when compared to their CGI potential. For example, there was sequence where a bear escaped. But what if it had been a GIANT CGI BEAR, increasing the tension and upping the stakes for all involved?

Nothing will bring a family together like the threat of giant animal attack. Nothing. (I wish I could tell you how I know that.)

In fact, if Peter Jackson had been directing there would’ve been a HUNDRED GIANT CGI BEARS! Now beat that for high adventure. As it stands, no escaped animal hurt a single character. Not one. Ever. As an audience, we’re marooned, left alone with only story and acting to sustain us.

Even there, why couldn’t 3D have been employed to make every giggle of Mee’s little girl Rose (Maggie Elizabeth Jones) seem as if a happy child were chortling in our faces?

Eh, I tire.

In today’s financial climate, old school film making is a thin reed on which to support a multi-million dollar investment. But this picture chose not to cement in success.

Two and half stars for great setup and disappointing execution.

A hundred giant CGI bears . . . more! . . . oh what might have been.

AARON SORKIN's New HBO Show Is Called...THE NEWSROOM

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They decided to be pretty blunt with the title of Aaron Sorkin's upcoming series on HBO. It will be simply be called The Newsroom.

Previously known as More As This Story Develops, HBO's year-ender video confirms the new show will be called The Newsroom. A few months ago it was speculated that Newsroom was the new title of the show, and now that rumor has become reality.

In the new video, we get the first look at some frames from the new show which is set to debut next year.

The show is set to star Jeff Daniels as an anchor for a primetime show on cable news network UBS. Joining him in the cast are Emily Mortimer as an executive producer for the show, and Alison Pill, John Gallagher Jr., Olivia Munn, Dev Patel, and Thomas Sadoski as staffers for the newsroom.

Jane Fonda recently signed on for the recurring role as the CEO of the network's parent company.


CHRISTMAS HONORS KATY PERRY...Whatever.

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Okay, so here's another decorated house synched up to a song (this one being Firework by Katy Perry) that is being shown on YouTube.

I know what you're thinking "Why does this bitch keep posting these things"?

And the answer is relatively easy...because I can.

I have very limited power in this world and at the end of the year I do a self-evaluation whereby I look over the last 12 months and see if I have accomplished any of the goals that I have set for myself...the answer is usually no, which makes me feel sickened by both my laziness and my inability to move forward in life. Therefore, I will post crap like this and take up a precious few minutes of your time, allowing myself to seize a miniscule feeling of value by influencing your viewing decisions.

I know watching people actively supporting a pop song through Christmas lights is bullshit but please, for the love of all that is pharmaceutical, just watch the damn thing for me.

Thanks.

Video after the break.




Source: Gawker

PROMETHEUS TRAILER!

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It's here!
A team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a journey to the darkest corners of the universe. There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race.
In other words, it's the prequel to Alien....



Oscilloscope Moves Release of WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN Forward

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Psychological thriller We Need to Talk About Kevin is getting it's opening pushed forward.

THR reports that producers Oscilloscope Laboratories has moved up the release to January 13, when it will open at New York's Lincoln Plaza Cinemas and Angelika Film Center. A week later, the film will come to the Arclight Hollywood Theater in L.A.

We Need To Talk About Kevin stars Tilda Swinton and John C. Reilly as the parents of an increasingly disturbed and disturbing son, played by Ezra Miller. It is directed by Lynne Ramsay.

Oscilloscope president David Fenkel said, "We had an amazing one-week qualifying run in December where the film's attendance exceeded even our highest expectations."

Fenkel also added that, "The reviews were stellar, and the word-of-mouth is only growing. It's an intense psychological thriller that audiences feel the need to talk about afterwards. By definition this is an ideal 'word of mouth' film. Theaters are excited to have a quality arthouse genre film to bring in younger audiences."

REMOVING A TOOTH VIA NERF GUN...Sometimes You Need That Tooth Fairy Quarter Quickly

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When you are seven, the lure of the tooth fairy and all her wonderful bags of money is a strong one and sometimes you are willing to endure intense pain and/or disfigurement just for a taste of her coin.

When I was young and starting to lose my baby teeth, I learned that the hard white things in my mouth were apparently worth several pieces of silver, so I would tie even my non-loose teeth with string and attach it to a doorknob, hoping to rip my personal enameled ATM card right out of my head so that I could procure the funds necessary for an Archie comic.

I succeed only once in this en devour before I learned that a tooth not ready to leave the body will bleed and pain you a lot.

Now, the following kid in the video below has the right idea, shoot the tooth from your face by tying a string to a Nerf gun bullet tube and allowing the force and speed of it to rip it out of you.

Ingenious and quite painless good sir.

May the fat bag of fairy money bless you this fine evening.

Video after the break.


BUILDING A GINGERBREAD HOUSE WHILE DRUNK

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One of my favorite women in the world is Hannah Hart, the woman behind the My Drunk Kitchen videos on YouTube, who, if we were ever able to meet in person, would probably be allowed into my inner sanctum of friends (which is something I closed years ago because I can not be bothered to try and woo people into liking me anymore) simply because she knows her way around a bottle and won't make fun of me when I pass out on the toilet like other people do (I have a feeling she's been there).

Anywho, Hannah has released a lovely How-to video about making a gingerbread house (which really is something stupid to do in the first place..Hey! let's create a delicious food-thing and then leave it sitting out for a month and not eat it...sounds great to me!) and, like her previous outings, Ms Hart does her food crafting while drinking an arsenal full of eggnog.

Let's just say her creation ends up looking more like a shanty than an actual house and will probably be easier to build than the four-story historic mansion that Martha Stewart concocts in her sleep.

So pour yourself some highly-spiked Nog and watch the video after the break.

You'll be glad that you did.


The Andy Hardy Collection Volume 1 Has Arrived In Time For Christmas!

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Andy Hardy, the original teen supreme, comes careening to your screen in the first of a series of collections! MGM’s 1937 adaptation of Aurania Rouverol’s play Skidding, A Family Affair, proved such a stunning success that production commenced on a series inspired by it almost immediately.

Carrying over three of A Family Affair’s cast members (Mickey Rooney as Andy Hardy, Cecilia Parker as sister Marian, and Sara Haden as Aunt Milly), the Hardy series was launched in 1937 with You’re Only Young Once and the addition of Lewis Stone (Judge Hardy), Fay Holden (Mrs. Hardy) and Ann Rutherford (Polly Benedict). It was not long before Rooney’s boundless energy and talent stole the show (and the hearts of teenage girls all over the USA), and Andy Hardy took over the series. Not that anyone minded!

This collection features a sextet of sensational picks from the Hardy series, none of which have ever been available on DVD, some not available in any format. Each film comes packaged in its own DVD case, complete with artwork based on the original posters. Each film has either been newly remastered, or digitally upgraded from a recent progressive master source, specifically for this new DVD release. All best-available film elements have been used in the creation of this collection, and athough none of these films have been 'fully restored', the result is a distinct improvement in quality for each picture, and the first new work done to any of these films in over 20 years.

These films are charming and really are a must see.  In terms of tone, the popular comic Archie was actually inspired by the Andy Hardy series.

After the jump, find out more about each of the films as well as check out some clips and trailers.



You’re Only Young Once (1937)
On vacation with his family on California’s Catalina Island, Andy Hardy falls head over swim fins for a sophisticated young beauty (Eleanor Lynn). Judge Hardy warns his son that she is too fast for him.










Out West with the Hardys (1938)
The Hardys out west! While Judge Hardy gets into a legal wrangle to save an old friend’s ranch, Andy tries to turn a bronco into a jalopy and Marian tries to lasso herself a cowpoke.






Judge Hardy and Son (1939)
Tasked by Judge Hardy with locating the estranged daughter of an elderly immigrant couple, Andy Hardy finds himself juggling four different girls when his mother falls seriously ill. With Maria Ouspenskaya.






Andy Hardy Meets Debutante (1940)
When Andy falls for the picture of a glamorous debutante (Diana Lewis) he tags along with Judge Hardy’s crusade to save a NYC orphanage in hopes of meeting her. Lucky for Andy he has gal pal Betsy Booth (Judy Garland) around to help out.










Andy Hardy's Private Secretary (1941)
All set to graduate from high school and Andy flunks his English exam – in spite of the fact that the Judge has gone to all the trouble of getting him his very own private secretary (captivating Kathryn Grayson in her screen debut).










Life Begins for Andy Hardy (1941)
After graduating from high school, Andy heads for New York, giddy with visions of high finance, chic women and posh nightclubs. But the big city is tough on a small-town boy. With Judy Garland in her final appearance as Betsy Booth.










This amazing boxset is available now and really makes a wonderful holiday gift. Click here to listen to Mickey Rooney discuss the series.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo (review)

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By Dr. Notorious



















 Produced by Søren Stærmose, Ole Søndberg, 
Scott Rudin, Ceán Chaffin
Screenplay by Steven Zaillian
Based on The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
Directed by David Fincher
Starring Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer,
Stellan Skarsgård, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, 
Yorick van Wageningen, Joely Richardson


Reviewer Note: It seems like it has taken me days to re-write this and not fawn gushing love all over those responsible here. As a reviewer I want to stay fair and even. But there are just some cases, like this one, where I am truly a geeky film boy dork talking about a particular movie. Like in this case. I did my best to keep it even and apologize if you feel otherwise.

Here we go:

Since it’s original publishing date back in 2005, Stieg Larsson’s “Millennium Trilogy,” has gone on to make iconic anti-heroes out of it’s primary characters, Lisbeth Salander and Mikael Blomkvist.
Absolutely nobody paying attention should really have to have the plot or characters here explained to them. “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” was easily the most popular of the three books released. It’s said to have sold close to 35 million copies worldwide.

Precursor? I am not going to waste your time here, given the crowd that I am writing to, with a long synopsis and plot overview. It feels like a waste of type. That being said, I am going to get right to the issue at hand here.

Henrik Vagner (Christopher Plummer) hires recently disgraced journalist, Mikael Blomkvist (Daniel Craig) to investigate the unsolved disappearance of his niece forty years ago. Lisbeth Salander is the cyber punk investigator and hacker, originally assigned to investigate Blomkvist, who ends up teaming with Blomkvist to dig into the family and uncover the truth about what really happened to Henrik’s niece, Harriet Vagner. All hell breaks loose in the process and we’re taken on a seriously dark and sinister ride as a result.

Worst synopsis ever?

Does it really matter all that much?

I am going to favor the fans here and attack this from the most obvious place the legions of readers are going to go. That being said, the biggest question you’re most likely asking yourself right now is if this movie was at all necessary? Why should we view this as anything other than one more pathetic cash grab with a popular director at the helm? The Swedish version, courtesy of director Niels Arden Oplev, was a pretty impressive adaptation already in wide circulation. It certainly made stars of both Noomi Rapace (currently co-starring in Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows with Ridley Scott’s not-an-alien prequel, “Prometheus,” coming at you next summer.) and Michael Nyvkvist. (currently playing the thanklessly underdeveloped villain in M:I 4). Were by no means talking about a crappy sub par adoption that left anyone who saw it wanting more. Who the heck remakes a movie that is not even two years old and has a 7.7 IMBD rating? (Matt Reeves, you are the exception.) How the hell do you bring a new spin to anything this well known?

I have to give a lot of credit to David Fincher for even attempting to go here.

It is bad enough when you’re fighting against one audience perception. Overcoming that is a bitch unto itself. He went into this project with multiple different mediums to live up to and never flinched. That could not have been an easy task for the most skilled auteur.

After this, I am convinced Fincher could likely take a boring Orange Juice commercial and turn it into a visual unsettling masterpiece full of twists and turns you never saw coming. There is simply no other currently working director that feels so seemingly at peace on the dark side of human nature. Or human nature at all for that matter. And in that aspect, there is no better outlet for his particular brand of filmmaking than this material. You could feel Fincher’s mark on this thing for the jarring open credits sequence cut to Trent Reznor’s creepy cover of “Immigrant Song.” This is a seriously nerve wracking and disturbing vision that is in no way an unworthy adaptation of either the novel or previous film.

I might complain that it stays a bit to close to the source material. Or that he might rely to heavily on Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross’s bleak and creepy score. But all in that works to the films advantage more than anything in both cases. There is a whole crap load of information given to us here very quickly and almost stripped down to its essentials. Yet were never left questioning motives or hunting for hidden meaning at all. Which is usually the reason an adaptation of this type is unrecognizable. The exact opposite is the case here and I have to give Steven Zaillian a whole lot of the additional credit here. He clearly got in the s*** and let the dirt fly here. How the heck both managed to give equal measure to every character and not loose the primary focus of his central two characters is beyond me. Nor does the mystery at the center of this tale ever become remotely distorted or undeveloped. This may actually be the best spent 2 2/3 hours of film time in recent memory. Nothing is out of place or unnecessary. There is simply not a single scene that seems like it should have been exercised from the whole. That alone is an amazing accomplishment given the subject matter. And he doesn’t stop there.

While I will get to Daniel Craig, I first want to laugh over the stupidity of everyone that questioned Fincher’s motives for fighting for (and still getting grief for whatever dumb*** reason.) the casting of little known, and overall untested, Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander. This is easily one of the most impressive full on transformations given by an actress in years. And I am not just talking about the obvious dramatic shift to her overall appearance. I cannot say that her “getup” itself was not a constantly engaging process. (Both in and frequently out of clothing as it was).

That however would be lessoning what Mara has achieved here. She quite literally covers the gambit of vulnerability and then quickly shifts to mildly sociopath like anger like it was a natural reaction. She absolutely takes utter detachment to new levels here and then, just as quickly, snaps and explodes beautiful rage across the screen in unparalleled fashion for such a newcomer. This is an absolutely breakout performance if there ever was one. Fearless doesn’t even begin to describe what were talking about here. She quite honestly had me for the go and never let up. While I found her performance engaging and fully developed, I cannot say the same about Noomi Rapace who I had to grown into the idea of. This is just flat out impressive and dare I even say possibly Oscar worthy?

Scarlett Johanssen? So far out of her league here were not even talking about the same game. Talk about disaster avoided.

Which is not to subject Craig to any kind of firing squad in the process of this “Mara” love fest.

He honestly makes an absolutely great Mikael Blomkvist. The biggest problem I have personally is detaching him from his own badass image. Yes, we all see him as “James Bond” before anything else. Which is actually complete rubbish in respect. Fincher said in a recent interview that Blomkvist should not be aware of his attractiveness while maintaining a Robert Mitchum like presence.

Ultimately the reason he cast Craig, and built the film around him, is that Craig, above all other A-List stars of recent times, is an actor first. I can get behind that completely here. And getting me out of that Bond mindset is a great thing. It did not happen in the least viewing the terminal dry, “Cowboys And Aliens.” Craig is almost the anti-Bond here. Seriously think about it: Blomkvist gets shot at and runs away. Blomkvist ends up in the killers trap and has to be rescued by the girl. Craig plays the idealist in the character to the hilt while also expressing enough vulnerability that we never lose sight of the fact that this is just a regular guy stuck in an extraordinarily twisted situation. He makes choices in that not many other actors I can think of would have the balls to attempt while never betraying the humanity of the character once. Mind you, if you can’t get past the “Bond” problem your most likely going to miss the show on display.

If anything this 100% re-iterates the artist in front of the star here as he often confesses is his biggest issue with fame.

I think the biggest problem here for no fans is going to be all the unanswered questions.

Sure, this is murder mystery at gazing glance, but more than that it is a twisted love story about two people that are totally wrong for each other, have serious trust issues, yet find common ground and connect in each other anyway. Sure, it takes awhile to get there. And it really is the ultimately anti-love story in it’s own right. None of which changes the fact that everything here is about getting this two together. Which almost painfully seems to take even longer to happen here than it did in the Swedish Version. There is a reason these characters are so beloved and iconic. And that has nothing to do with any of the supporting players. It’s getting to dip into the minds of the fractured central characters and sticking around for a while.

When that happens it is pure magic and something damn near cinematically profound.

Everything that happens in-between is merely a catalyst for that and the reason why these two are both so perfect and yet so estranged from one another emotionally. Every player plays his part quiet well in this ballet of a viscerally frozen affair. Yet I am still always coming back to the primary characters none-the-less. Yes, the Vanger family and it’s dreadful mis-dealings and bad behavior are here and very well accounted for. I have nothing but praise for what Christopher Plummer, Joely Richardson, Stellan Skarsgard (Who flat out radiates evil ooze to perfection), and Steven Berkoff.

Nor can I ignore the efforts of Robin Wright or anyone else that aren’t springing to mind right now. I do not mean to lessen their contributions to this, as it really would be a much flatter without any of them. I can also suggest that each plays their part beyond expectation. The humanity in Plummer’s portrayal of Henrik was damn right moving at times. Yet, I can really give a crap on whole. They are all just a means to an end.

Depending on how you like your coffee (Dark or with cream?) this is likely the most efficient and well-crafted movie of the year. It is jet black and still manages to let the sunlight shine through at the best possible times. I love that about this movie. It never once feels disingenuous despite many places it could have gone dreadfully off track. This is expertly crafted and deserved of multiple glances.

If only for staying true to the source and still managing to somehow stay original unto itself in the process. Exactly how many adaptations of anything can we say that about?

I can only hope and pray Fincher sticks around for the duration at this point. I can’t imagine anyone else that could fill the characters in so perfectly.

It may be my only real Christmas wish at this point.


Dr. Notorious is the questionably sane soul behind soon to be re-launching (Jan. 1st)  sister blog C.G. (aka Cinematic Glamorama).

I Want To Be a Grown-Up For Christmas

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How is it already so close to Christmas?

It's a few days away, and I swear it was just Thanksgiving.

I know it was.

I know that I was just in Philadelphia staying at the Sofitel to get away from the two sets of families. There's the drunk couple who came down to the bar in their bathrobes, smashed some glasses and fell down in the lobby. Those two-and-a-half dinners I ate still sit in my belly. And Christmas shopping season already was a month old.

But no, that past four weeks have slipped into the future that is now. The future that's made me 31 instead of 13.

And it appears that, more than anything, I want to be an adult for Christmas.

What a difficult thing to want when you're a nerd, however.


So much of nerdery is associated with kids' stuff. Fantasy novels, cartoons, action figures, model trains, you name it. And to be an adult nerd in our popular culture tends to get you taken for being some kind of arrested-development case. Just like all those movies and TV shows where the nerdy guy meets a regular girl and she teaches him to grow up?

Combine that with Christmas, and you really see how old you are.

It's true! The heart of Christmas tradition is children: toys, candy, cakes, Santa Claus, baby Jesus. Kids kids kids. Several friends have brought up nostalgia-soaked memories of the Sears Wish Book, but all we have is Facebook. All the toys you lusted after in your youth, and all the toys you ever dreamed of that now exist, you don't want them now. Or you need to pay rent and get the brakes fixed on the car instead.

I know I'm getting older at Christmas. Any hot gadgets or movies or fun toys I want this year?

No! I want … furniture.

Seriously, furniture. My parents asked me what I wanted this year for my birthday and Christmas (they're five weeks apart), and I said, “Hmm, I sure could use a loveseat, or some shelving, or a curio cabinet and a TV stand.” What the hell is wrong with me?

Sure, I've thought about the wireless headphones and center-channel soundbar to further satisfy my A/V nerd needs, but they're no bedroom sofa. They're no set of drapes or slate-wood bathmat. I'd rather have a living-room table worthy of this vintage lamp I bought months ago and still have not found a place for.

The decorating bug catches me, and soon I am caught in a reverie of IKEA, Raymour & Flanigan and Bob's Discount Furniture all dancing in my head:
Curio cab'nets and dining-room linen,
Wood-paneled loveseats and leather ottomans,
Shelving for novels and wifey's knitting,
These are a few of my favorite things!


Yup. I don't even want a Batman action figure. Last year kinda did me in for all that, at least for a while. Getting two giant action figures of Galactus and Spider-Man was enough.

But no, my little blerdy self exclaims!

Look around your apartment, it's covered in toys and weirdo art. It's still the house of fun! There's a whole bookcase full of superhero action figures! A posse of stuffed animals over there! Giant stacks of DVDs and art books about Halloween costumes, Gil Elvgren and DC Comics. You can do this!

Our old couch made of long boxes.  Practical, albeit temporary

But now I think about moving the videos and toys into the spare bedroom, replacing the second bed with a futon, and putting away the slot car racetrack. Yes, it's a wicked awesome slot car racetrack, with a bridge, banked oval and two – count 'em, two – loop-de-loops. But sometimes I don't want it sprawled out in the middle of the living room when I'm hosting a dinner party.

Sometimes I worry about my place turning into Pee-wee's Playhouse. Because Pee-wee Herman, as much as I love him, is a man-child who never has sex. And that's totally not me. (Miss Yvonne was gorgeous.)

I always feel caught between my Esquire and Pee-wee extremes. That is the delicate dance of the adult nerd: retro kitsch and Doctor Who action figures one day, furniture shopping and tax preparation the next. Totally adult-looking décor for the living room and budoir, crazy-fun stuff in the rest of the house.

So, this is the bedroom, where the magic happens...

It makes for a full life, at least. Because what's the fun of being into just one way of living? In a world with Internet, every walk of life is in your house for you to pick and choose like never before. Let's pick and choose together.

So excuse me, I'm off to find a Christmas loveseat to read my Green Lantern comics on, followed by balancing my checkbook.

Merry Nerdmas and Happy Hannudork to all!

A Flintstone Family Christmas Collection (review)

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Warner Archive / Released September 27, 2011

The Pitch
Celebrate the solstice in Stone Age style with these two animated holiday classics, starring America's favorite pre-historic family. Your first course of holiday cheer from Fred and co. is 1977's A Flintstone Christmas, in which Fred and Barney must save Christmas when Santa sprains his ankle. There's one big problem, though - Fred promised Mr. Slate that he will play Santa at the Children's holiday party. Can Fred and Barney deliver all the toys and still make it back to the party in time? And your second course is 1993's Emmy® nominated A Flintstone Family Christmas, which gives viewers a glimpse into the later life of the Rubbles and the Flintstones. Awaiting the return of Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm (now married with children of their own), Fred and Barney encounter a criminally inclined "caveless" youth. Fred and Wilma attempt to instill values in the boy, only to find themselves with a most unexpected Christmas gift.

The Review
Unfortunately a mixed bag, with two specials; one virtually unwatchable and the other deserving to be a perennial holiday favorite.

A Flintstone Christmas from 1973 is the winner here.  When Santa Claus sprains his ankle, Fred and Barney must save Christmas. Unfortunately Fred promised Mr. Slate that he will play Santa at the Children's holiday party.

Can Fred and Barney deliver all the toys and still make it back to the party in time?

Seriously, you have to ask?  This special captured the tone of the classic Flintstones series and really is a sweet and nostalgic trip back.  Timeless (although definitely has a number of Seventies trends.  CB Radio, anyone?), A Flintstone Christmas still entertains almost four decades later.

Next up is A Flintstone Family Christmas, which although Emmy nominated, is pretty lousy.
 
An adult Pebbles and Bamm Bamm return from Hollyrock, children in tow to discover that Fred (at Wilma's suggestion) take in a troubled caveless kid named Stoney, who just needs a little guidance.
No quicker can you say "stolen Growing Pains plot device," does Stoney upturns their life and Fred winds up behind bars for his efforts.

The film tries to be hip with disasterous results and embarassingly unfunny jokes (I would have died happy knowing that The Flintstones never tried to make jokes about gang violence and prison rape, but they did).

Nevertheless, this disc is worth it for the first special alone, but I recommend watching A Flintstone Family Christmas with friends, laughing hysterically and convincing them all you're insane.

Sneak Peak


First Trailer for UNDERWORLD:AWAKENING

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The fourth movie in the Underworld franchise is coming soon, check out the new trailer for Awakening right here.

The story of Selene played by Kate Beckinsale continues in this new movie that was directed by Mans Marlind and Bjorn Stein. Also starring are India Eisley as Eve and Michael Ealy. The movie is set to open on January 20th, 2012.

There was also a legacy trailer earlier that shows the past three films in the franchise. Watch both the trailers right after the break.



“The vampire warrioress Selene, escapes imprisonment to find herself in a world where humans have discovered the existence of both Vampire and Lycan clans and are conducting an all-out war to eradicate both immortal species."

LIZ LEMON'S Holidays Are Strange

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The next season of 30 Rock premieres in 3 weeks, the only problem with that is that there will be no Christmas episode this year. But we still get to hear what Lemon's visit with her family was like.

In this new clip from the upcoming season, Liz and Jack meet in the elevator to talk about what happened over the break. Apparently Jack knows Liz pretty well after listening to her talk for six years. Watch the short clip right after the break.

THE AVENGERS Will Be In 3D

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Next year, Joss Whedon's The Avengers will come out in 3D along with a regular 2D release.

THR
reports today that Disney Studios is giving the superhero movie a 3D conversion that will have the team jumping out of the screen. They also announced a title for their next animated project.

The Avengers stars Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner and Samuel L. Jackson. The first team up of the famous team of superheroes includes Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and The Hulk, among others.

In Disney's announcement they also talked about an animated film that will come out in 2013. Previously untitled, it is now called Frozen and is described as a fairy tale. No other details have been announced about the project though.

The studio also said another Marvel movie is in the works and will have a released date of April 4th 2014. While no details were announced, the announcement comes mainly to claim the date.
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