The expression “best thing since sliced bread” comes from the notion that very few things in this world are actually better than sliced bread.
I could not agree with this concept more. I love bread. From bagels to fruit loaves, sourdough to rye; it tastes so good, and works with EVERYTHING.
Which is why dieting of any kind for me is extremely difficult. No matter what unhealthy foods I try to cut back on, I always end up filling the void it leaves behind with bread.
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Oh, the things I would do to you. |
Of course, gluten isn’t good for any of us and is really bad for some people, and over processed and bleached flour is bad for the environment as well as our own health.
So, about two weeks ago I decided to go ‘cold turkey sandwich’ (removing bread from my diet completely.) It’s hard. I’ve done it before and the first three days drove me crazy, way worse than when I quit smoking.
After that, I still got cravings but it was easier to resist its chewy, doughy, crusty charms.
It lasted for a few months and I was amazed at how quickly I dropped the pounds and how most of the weight I lost was localized to my stomach. I was really happy with the result, so much so that I decided to reward myself with a full fat cream cheese bagel.
And down the slippery slope I went.
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There aren’t many things that would make me as happy as this could first thing in the morning. |
My most recent attempt at quitting bread failed miserably, because I went to Munich for my birthday last week and remembered how much I love giant soft pretzels and eating bratwurst in sourdough buns. But hey, it was my birthday. I can do what I want.
So now, I’m going to try again and start by getting all this bread love out of my system by devoting this month’s entire cosplay column to the God of Baked Goods.
In bread we trust.
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Bread in the world of fashion |
Bread-based clothing and characters in popular culture is probably a topic that has never crossed your mind, even in conversations about obscure cosplay.
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Baguette moccasins, or loafers if you will. |
But believe me, it’s a thing.
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