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Among The Panels: ROCHE LIMIT #2, RASPUTIN #1, AXIS CARNAGE #1 & More!

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A world of four color magic arrives every Wednesday.

Stories and adventures of heroes and villains, good versus evil.

Tales that entertain and excite by talented writers and artists.

Here are my thoughts Among The Panels.


Dark Gods #1
Writer: Justin Jordan
Artist: German Erramouspe
Publisher: Avatar Press
Price: $3.99


Dark Gods #1 is an inventive look at how Gods, as we know them, existed before we created them.

As culture was driven to create Gods, our need for them helped let these beings into our world.

A story that starts with a corporate espionage spirals quickly out of control when our main character, Resnic, is almost sacrificed to mad demons in the basement of the company he works for. The opening pages are expressed nicely on top of the normal feeling world that Resnic resides in.

The reveal of what is really going on is nicely done and kind of horrific, in the good way.

Some of the best things about this book is the way the writer, Justin Jordan, explains how the Gods became to exist.

He leads us through a history lesson where snakes have always played a part in some kind of origin story. Since this was the case the evil group that inhabited the snakes became known as The Serpent.

Where there is evil there is also those who will rise up to try and counter it the best they can; in this story that force is known as the Storm.

Justin seems to really have a great idea here; the constant battle of good vs evil seems fun to toy with and he did a great job presenting it in an opening issue.
We get this entire back story through the inner monologue of Resnic while we witness him being attacked by ravenous demons. He eventually escapes his peril with the help of a well-placed phone call and some cryptic speech that hurt the demons over the phone. He is rescued at the zero-hour by a badass girl wielding a shot gun.

This story is really stellar and the mix of religious aspects with the modern world works well to keep you interested.

Another stand out thing about this book is the art. The artist German Erramouspe does a fabulous job walking us through all of the different time periods within the story. The change in tone and esthetic from page to page is refreshing and downright cool. The only thing that I personally felt was unneeded was the couple of the depictions of naked women during the flashbacks scenes. I get this type of thing when it adds to the situation of the story but for me it felt like it detracted from the great art styling already present on the page but really that’s the only thing that felt out of place.

Otherwise a really great start to an intriguing story about the reality of evil in a modern world. They have a great thing brewing on these pages and I hope to see more from them very soon.

Score: 4 out of 5


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1984: 30 Cult and Horror Flicks in 30 Minutes or Less (Part 2: I - Z)

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Here we are! Part Two of the Forces of Geek’s 1984 mega-list and, lord, it feels so good!

As we know, 1984 unleashed a flood of movies unto the public. A handful of which were beautiful works of art and others that were, well, not so much.

If you didn’t catch Part One of this list, you can find it here.  Now, we’ve assembled fifteen more cult gems, foreign flicks, and unforgettable staples just for you.

I can’t think of a better day to reveal the final piece of this behemoth, so let’s dust off that VCR and get down to brass tacks, shall we?



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Eleven Directors to Create a New Horror Anthology - TALES OF HALLOWEEN

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Joe Begos, Darren Lynn Bousman, Axelle Carolyn, Adam Gierasch, Andrew Kasch,
Neil Marshall, Mike Mendez, Dave Parker, Ryan Schifrin, John Skipp, Paul Solet

Epic Pictures Group announced today that it will collaborate with top directors to finance and produce a brand new horror anthology, named Tales of Halloween.

Eleven directors, renowned for their influential contribution to the horror movie genre, have joined forces with Epic Pictures under the name The October Society to create a series of interconnected stories, each with a unique Halloween theme. The directors include Joe Begos (Almost Human), Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II, III & IV), Axelle Carolyn (Soulmate), Adam Gierasch (Night of the Demons), Andrew Kasch (Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy), Neil Marshall (The Descent), Mike Mendez (Big Ass Spider!), Dave Parker (The Hills Run Red), Ryan Schifrin (Abominable), John Skipp (Stay at Home Dad), and Paul Solet (Grace). Directors Kasch and Skipp are to co-direct one of the short films together.

Tales of Halloween will be produced by Patrick Ewald and Shaked Berenson of Epic Pictures Group along with Mike Mendez and Axelle Carolyn. Axelle Carolyn created the concept and brought the filmmakers together for this unique production.

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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES: Halloween Is Grinch Night

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Everyone knows How the Grinch Stole Christmas but did you know he was also kind of a dick on Halloween too? Yep, this guy does not enjoy holidays at all.

In this particular tale a "Sour-Sweet Wind" blows across...I don't know Grinchtown or something...and it makes all the Gree-Grumps and Hakken-Krakks piss off the Grinch to the point where he terrorizes his favorite punching bags down in Whoville. When a Who is trying to take a dump, he is swept up by the wind and thrown on Mt. Crumpit where he crosses path with the Grinch who is doing something Grinchy and...you know, just watch the damn thing, it's like 25 minutes long.
Happy Halloween...whatever.

Movie after the break.

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Kino Lorber Releases THE BUBBLE 3-D on Blu-ray

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"REMARKABLE is the word for Arch Oboler's futuristic space-age movies."
- Chicago Daily News

THE BUBBLE is the "eerie and enjoyable" (Los Angeles Times) science-fiction spine-tingler that sicked audiences and revolutionized the cinematic world of 3-D! The eye-popping thrills and chills begin when a plane carrying pregnant Catherine (Deborah Walley) and her husband Mark (Michael Cole) is forced to land in a mysterious remote town. The townspeople are quite strange, indeed: they repeat certain phrases and movements ceaselessly and stagger through the streets like brain-dead automatons. Then there is an even more terrifying discovery -- the zombie inhabitants live under an impenetrable dome, trapped like insects in a jar. Can Catherine, Mark and their newborn baby escape or will they become mindless drones trapped in a human zoo?

THE BUBBLE introduced the groundbreaking Space-Vision 3-D system, which pioneered a new way of both shooting and exhibiting 3-D film. These single-strip 35mm stereoscopic techniques were used in almost all major 3-D features for the next 30 years, making THE BUBBLE not only an "amazing" (Hollywood Reporter) sci-fi thriller, but also an important milestone in the history of cinema. Now fully restored from the 35mm negatives by the 3-D Film Archive.


Kino Lorber proudly announces the release on its Kino Classics label of Arch Oboler's thrilling and groundbreaking 3-D sci-fi classic, THE BUBBLE, in a special 3-D Blu-ray edition, packed with bonus features.

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MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Siouxsie and the Banshees- Rawhead & Bloodybones

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I hope everyone had a remarkably horrific Halloween weekend and are feeling stuffed on tiny bars of chocolate covered high-fructose corn syrup, but, as we put away our slutty Twinkie costume and wipe off all the body glitter, I'd like to remind you of one thing that's even scarier than the hangover you got after playing the Halloween Frozen drinking game:

(oh dear god Saturday was brutal)

The Holidays are coming...

So, to get you in the mood to start putting out money you don't have for gifts to give people you don't really like, spending an amazing amount of time in close proximity to your family and having to put up with those co-workers who can't wait to break out their holiday-themed Xmas sweaters, here's one of my favorite scary songs of all-time, Rawhead and Bloodybones by the awesome Siouxsie and the Banshees (off their 1988 album Peepshow).

Not only does it honor the ghost of Halloweens past, it also kind of sounds like what I imagine would be playing over the speakers in a mall in Hell as you try and find a register open so that you can max out your credit cars for a cashmere cardigan for your cousin who you hate.

Seriously, that's what it sounds like.

Video after the break.

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The Danish National Orchestra Plays 'Tango Jalousie' While Hopped Up On The World's Hottest Chili Peppers

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I am a huge fan of classical music and I don't appreciate it that when I put on something like Pietro Mascagni's Intermezzo from Cavalleria Rusticana, my friends don't fall onto the floor in a fetal position, weeping like me. But I sort of get it, classical music is an acquired taste (kinda like Tom Waits) and requires a lot of exposure in order to learn how beautiful and important it actually is (like Tom Waits), not only as one of the stepping stones which helped to usher in your favorite bands and performers (like Tom Waits), but also as a catalyst in conveying a certain type of emotion in television shows and film (Intermezzo from Cavalleria Rusticana is used at the beginning of Martin Scorsese's Raging Bull...unfortunately Tom Waits isn't).

But in this day and age when music is more about sampling and auto-tuning teenagers, the realm of classical music needs to do something interesting in order to get asses in the auditorium seats and young people interested in the music...and what better way to do that than by having the Danish National Orchestra eat incredibly hot chili peppers and try and make it through Tango Jalousie without dying.

They say that to be an artist you have to suffer for your art and I can think of no better way to illuminate that sentiment than by chewing on a ghost pepper while blowing into an oboe.

Now that's a performance I would like to see...

Video after the break.

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ANIMATION GEEK: Mean Teddies by Tyler Novo

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Remember when you were a kid and you thought there were monsters under the bed? Well, there were and in this darkly animated short by Tyler Novo one of our childhood toys goes to battle for our safety.

After watching this you are so going to want to track down all your stuffed animals and hug them big time.

Video after the break

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Daylight Saving...The Movie (WHAT THE F*CK TIME IS IT?!!)

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My computer and phone might be down with the time change but the rest of my house isn't, so naturally, when I walk into my kitchen and look at the clock on my stove it's an hour later than when I'm on the computer in my bedroom, fucking up my own time/space continuum (and no, I haven't changed it yet because I'm super lazy and sort of enjoy being confused).

And you know what, fuck the whole thing anyway. All this time change crap is irrelevant anyway, to quote agent Scully from the X-Files pilot after she and Mulder allegedly lost 9 minutes, "You're saying that time disappeared? Time can't just disappear. It's a universal invariant".

So there.

And judging by the following movie trailer for a faux action film surrounding the stupidity that is Daylight Saving Time, a lot of people feel the same way...I'm not surprised.

Video after the break.

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Star Trek Gets Literal, Gaiman Tells Stories, a Return Ticket to Hogwarts & More!

The Pull List: MEGA MAN #42, THE BUNKER #7, JUSTICE LEAGUE UNITED ANNUAL #1 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!

The Bunker #7
Writer: Joshua Hale Fialkov
Artist: Joe Infurnari
Publisher: Oni Press
Price: $3.99


That day at the bunker, Grady, Natasha, Daniel, all received letters from their future selves, telling them of successes and failures to come.

Heidi’s letter, however, was different. It was a plea to right a very serious wrong in the form of her abusive uncle.

Although Heidi was the other woman in Daniel and Natasha’s bed, which caused the couple to break up, the narrative has kind of put her on the sidelines until now. She is the focal point of this issue.

Joe Infurnari made going back and forth between now and later a trippy experience because there were a lot of parallels involved in what Heidi was going through.

Joshua Hale Fialkov piles on the anguish in a ruthless manner which heavily suggests that there is no way the cataclysmic events of the future will be changed. Then, out of nowhere, we get a glimmer of hope that perhaps it’s not too late. This all occurs in such a fashion that keeps you engrossed with the story while enamored with such flawed characters.

Fans of The Bunker have enjoyed everything Fialkov and Infurnari have delivered thus far because it’s a time-traveling story that is simplistic yet rich in depth and scope. I can’t remember the last time I was on the edge of my seat reading a comic book.

The ending could mean one thousand possibilities which represents this series as a whole. If you haven’t been reading The Bunker, shame on you and what are you waiting for?!?!?!

Score: 4 out of 5


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"It's Ronald, Not Donald": A Flashback To CAN'T BUY ME LOVE

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I haven’t been particularly lucky in the area of romance lately, primarily because I’ve burnt most of my facial hair and a considerable amount of scalp from an accidental grilling misstep involving Top Ramen and an industrial fryer; however, it still hurts that women don’t seem to find men missing their eyebrows attractive.

In response to this, I’ve been spending more and more time in seclusion like some sort of eyebrowless Gavin MacLeod, toiling away the hours by marathoning various film and television shows on Netflix.
Naturally, my overpowering manliness has isolated me from any movie that doesn’t have at least three explosions per 15 minutes.

But in my enfeebled state, I have discovered two things I have never considered to be viable options for me when I feel heartbroken. The first is a good cry—I mean a manly wail of pure frustration…

The second is the romantic comedy.

Sure, a majority of them are a predictable mush of ridiculously good-looking people magically getting together, a weak plot and the most sugary of dialog. Yet some aren’t that bad; I mean, technically The Princess Bride, Sixteen Candles and Wedding Crashers were all great movies and are considered Romantic Comedies. But those are all pretty well known and do get the credit they rightfully deserve.

What I’m going to spotlight was a small film that was fun and never really gets any attention.

A little movie called Can’t Buy Me Love.


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A Guide To Trading Your Remaining Halloween Candy...If You Have Any Left

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If you are a regular human being who ends up buying four bags of candy (I'm talking the 145 piece ones) for Halloween and hiding one of them for yourself, I salute you. But let's be honest here, even if you are a world class secret closet eater, you are going to get mighty sick of some of that candy and wish you had bought a bag filled with a better variety.

In the past you might have simply given up the rest of your candy stash and shared it with friends and family, but let's not lose sight of your original goal, TO EAT A LOT OF CANDY. Any dream worth having requires work and in this tutorial on how to trade your candy for better candy by Le Frank, you will learn the ins and outs of swapping your shitty Whoppers candies for a Snickers or even a mini Twix.

Don't give up on eating your way into a bigger size of elastic-band pants people...this is America.

Video after the break.

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WELL, THAT WAS CREEPY: Flying Lotus' 'Ready Err Not' Will Get Your Tuesday Off To A WTF Start (NSFW)

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In Flying Lotus' video for the song Ready Err Not, a lot of stuff happens that will probably make you vomit but that's okay, I hear purging is in right now and really, couldn't we all stand to lose a few pounds anyway?

Just to be safe, you probably shouldn't watch this video while you're at work lest one of your nosy co-workers sees it and reports you to HR. However, if you happen to be a secret anarchist wrapped up in a polo shirt and khakis, by all means, put it on and see what happens. Luckily, I work from home so I don't have to worry about my boss finding out about these things...until I post them on the site. Then I get yelled at.

Oh well.

Creepiness can be found after the break.

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Your Favorite Album Covers Come To Life In Roy Kafri's 'Mayokero' Music Video

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I am in a hardcore music video mood today and have been binge watching old MTV Alternative Nation shows on Youtube so forgive me for posting yet another music video. But to not share the following brilliance (that I am in serious love with) would be tantamount to internet sacrilege, especially since this one by Roy Kafri features just about every record I own coming to life and singing his song Mayokero (off his Acowpella Beatbox album).

Just put this video on repeat and watch until your eyes go bleary from wonderment people...it's seriously that good.

Video after the break.

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INTERSTELLAR (review)

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Review by Jeff Bond
Produced by Emma Thomas, Christopher Nolan, Lynda Obst
Written by Jonathan Nolan and Christopher Nolan
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Starring Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, 
Jessica Chastain, Michael Caine, Bill Irwin, 
Ellen Burstyn, Casey Affleck


If you’re a sucker for movies about voyages to the stars that don’t have the words trek or wars in the title, you’ve had to make do with just a handful of hardcore space movies since Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey launched a thousand drug trips in 1968.

As Kubrick proved, depicting spaceflight convincingly and intelligently isn’t easy—it’s a lot easier to get a monster onboard or blow up a few planets than it is to make an audience feel like they’re really viewing a potential future for humanity: the nuts and bolts of survival in vacuum and zero g, of building spaceships that work and designing ways to travel to distant planets while staying alive.

Peter Hyams made his sequel to 2001, 2010: The Year We Made Contact, and Robert Zemeckis made Contact. Is that it?

Unless you’re counting the more near-orbit, NASA docudramas like Marooned, Apollo 13, The Right Stuff and yes, Gravity, there’s not a lot more to choose from that doesn’t turn into goofy pulp.

So Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar has been, shall we say, “highly anticipated.” Taking flight from the works of theoretical physicist Kip Thorne (whose ideas also inspired some of Carl Sagan’s Contact), Interstellar is a wildly ambitious and wildly sentimental film that, like a lot of Nolan’s movies, works like gangbusters a lot of the time and may leave you grasping for explanations the rest.

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These Three Wishes—Three Things the X-Books Really Need to Change

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I’ve been collecting X-Men comics for several decades now and since I have every issue, whether in a reprinted trade or the original monthly, I often find myself looking back at past eras.

I remember the issues of the 60s that I’m still not convinced weren’t almost entirely written while on a mad cocaine binge that would make Charlie Sheen think twice.

I mean, seriously.

Anyone recall the issue where the X-Men didn’t just try and contact Reed Richards for some help in securing a transatlantic flight to rescue Professor X and Beast and Iceman instead took to panhandling?

I cannot possibly stress enough that I did not just make that up.

And let’s not forget that the rest of the team was busy getting
kicked out of a construction site for not being union…

Not all eras were created equally, obviously, and while there are certainly some that are looked back upon fondly population like the legendary run by Chris Claremont, there are the…darker times like when Chuck Austen was inexplicably given a pen and told to write some comics after Marvel’s leadership said, “Hey, you know what would be an awesome idea?  Giving Chuck Austen a pen and telling him to write some comics, that’s what!,” during a drinking game gone awry.

Through the good times and the bad, the Dark Phoenixes and the Dracos, I’ve stuck with my merry mutants and while I’m definitely enjoying some of the stuff I’m seeing in this modern era, there are some things that I’m starting to find grating and so if I found a genie that was only empowered to grant me three X-Men comic book writing related wishes, first off, I’d be pretty pissed.  Because, really, I want the genie that can grant me actual wishes like world domination and a pony.

But, second, after getting over my disappointment in finding one of the lamest genies ever, I’d probably spice up my X-Men reading experience with these three wishes.

Man, we won’t ever have a friend like this guy again, will we?


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GOTHAM S01E07: "Penguin's Umbrella" (review)

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Without a doubt, this was the best episode in the series so far. Anyone who says differently can’t be trusted.

It feels like we’re finally getting somewhere and my enthusiasm for the series has gone from lukewarm to red hot with this episode.

Hopefully now that we’ve come to this point, and the show’s creators have upped the ante, that means the show will continue to pick up steam from here.


If it turns out they’ve shown us their entire hand and it will never hit this peak again, I will be very disappointed but at least for now I’m feeling hopeful.


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The Name is DALTON. TIMOTHY DALTON...

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No, this is not a Spasm about Road House, but about my sentimental favorite substitute James Bond, Timothy Dalton, who made a strong debut as 007 in 1987’s The Living Daylights but has never really been shown quite enough love since.



Most fans agree nobody does it better than Sean Connery and that current 007 Daniel Craig has reinvigorated the character with myriad and unexplored complexities, but Timothy Dalton came to us in the late 1980s like a jolt of electricity following a string of increasingly flaccid Roger Moore affairs.

Dalton, a respected Shakespearean actor, went back to the pages of Ian Fleming for inspiration and his interpretation took James Bond to shadier psychological places a good decade and a half before Jason Bourne and the rebooted Daniel Craig 007 films made it fashionable to do so.

Dalton’s tenure as Bond lasted for only two movies, which is a shame because he didn’t get an opportunity to make as lasting an impression as most of his counterparts.

His second and final outing is the uneven License to Kill, which bears all the scars and skid marks of a hastily assembled follow-up (see also: The Man with the Golden Gun, Tomorrow Never Dies and Quantum of Solace). One of Bond Mania’s biggest and most tantalizing “What If’s” is to ponder how a third Dalton film might have turned out.

Thankfully, Dalton’s debut “The Living Daylights” is a rousing if formulaic globe-trotting adventure in the classic Bond tradition, and Dalton owns the role of James Bond from the opening moments, taking the opportunity to reinforce it again and again throughout the movie.



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A Steve Jobs-Created Original Apple Computer Goes Up For Auction This December

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On December 10th an original Apple-1 computer (originally sold out of Jobs' parent's garage) will be offered up for auction at Christies. The computer, which is valued somewhere between $400,000-$600,000, will likely go for an even higher price as rich computer geeks, bitten by the nostalgia bug, have been driving up the auction prices of old, original tech pieces that remind them of their days of playing Ultima I: The First Age of Darkness or Sid Meier's Civilization (an Apple-1 built by Steve Wozniak was sold by Bonhams auction house for $905,000 so yeah, this shit is getting real).

While I fully support anyone spending their life savings their on nerd-related passions, I know that most of us cannot afford to bid on the Apple-1, so, to make things more even for the poorer Apple dorks among us looking to invest in a little piece of computer history, I still have my old Apple II-e computer in my mom's garage (if she hasn't thrown it away yet) that I can offer up for auction (bidding starts at $1 plus shipping) and comes with (if I can find it) Movie Maker from 1985:


Oh the memories.

Hell, I'll even remove the mouse poop for you if you're interested in it.

Source: Real Clear

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