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SCIENCE GEEK: Peeing In the Ocean, Good or Bad?

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Labor Day weekend is almost upon us which means one last trip to say good-bye to summer. And for a lot of people that trip involves heading to the coast and hanging out in the ocean while sipping on a cold beer. But with all that liquid sliding down your gullet a question has to be asked, is letting go of all that pee into the ocean a good idea?

Watch and find out after the break.

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There's Scented Duck Tape Now

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As a home owner who is too broke to actually have someone come and repair a problem, I tend to use Duck Tape on a regular basis, and while I have enjoyed the color choices currently available on the market which help the tape blend seamlessly into my decor, I have to wonder why my favorite tool is suddenly available in a choice of scents.

At what point would anyone need their leaking pipes to smell like Bubble Gum?

Is there a niche market for this stuff that I am unaware of? Are criminals securing people to chairs with this stuff so that the victims would enjoy trying to chew themselves free? Is this tape for sex play? Is Duck Tape bondage better if the restraints smell like Cupcake?

I once taped my brother to the wall of his bedroom while I was babysitting him and he is still scarred by the experience of being left there for hours...in the dark...alone, but would that trauma have been less if the tape was dipped in the scent of an Orange Creamsicle?

I am overwhelmed with confusion. But, to be honest, a little bit irritated that this tape did not exist when I was a kid...I would have covered my entire house in the sweet smell of Mint, much to the chagrin of my mother.

Source: Geekologie

 

MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: This Woman's Work- Kate Bush

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This weekend my husband was away and I did what any red-blooded Gen X wife would do when left completely on her own, I binge-watched every John Hughes movie ever made (well, at least those he directed and executive produced, I'm still working on getting all the ones he wrote)...in order of release.

By the time I got to 1988 and the film She's Having A Baby I felt that I had used up pretty much all my emotions (especially after watching Some Kind of Wonderful, I cry like an infant with colic when Keith finally realizes he's in love with Watts) but then I got to the scene where Kevin Bacon might lose his wife (Elizabeth Montgomery) and/or baby and Kate Bush's ethereal wail began and well, I completely lost all semblance of reason and bawled until my ribs hurt.

But let's make something clear here, while I have always enjoyed She's Having A Baby (and believe me when I say that Alec Baldwin- who plays Kevin Bacon's friend in the film- has never looked yummier) it wasn't so much the touching scene of Bacon realizing how important his wife really is to him that had me leaking salted water from my eye sockets, it was Kate Bush, who made those scenes so powerful with her song This Woman's Work (which was written specifically for that moment).

I can't quite explain why the song is such an emotional trigger for me (and for a good number of my female friends who I have consulted over the years whenever the song came on) but it is and I will freely admit that somewhere within the first two seconds of the song beginning I will immediately fall to the floor in the fetal position and begin cry heaving (which is a combination of bawling, hiccuping and dry heaving) and you know what? I am not ashamed that I do this (although, as I get older, I have noticed there's a bit more urine leaking out of me than I am comfortable with).

So watch the video for the song that turns me into a puddle of various excretions after the break...I'll be in the bathroom cleaning myself up.

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FOG! Exclusive! NOW AND AGAIN: What Would've Happened!

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Tomorrow marks the long anticipated DVD release of Now and Again: The Complete Series.

From the creator of Moonlighting and Medium, Glenn Gordon Caron,Now and Again: The Complete Series includes all 22 episodes of the series, along with all-new bonus material exclusive to the collection.
Insurance salesman and family man Michael Wiseman (John Goodman) is tragically killed in a subway accident, leaving behind his wife (Margaret Colin) and daughter (Heather Matarazzo). Little do they know that the U.S. government, with the help of Dr. Theo Morris (Dennis Haysbert), preserved his brain and inserted it into a new, genetically bio-engineered body (Eric Close) to use as a top-secret weapon. Artificially created for physical perfection and superhero strength and agility, the new and improved Michael – with Morris as his mentor – takes on deadly terrorists, corrupt agents, killer bugs, and an extremely dangerous international criminal known as “the Egg Man.” However, Michael can never let his wife and daughter know his true identity, and is forced to watch from the shadows as they grieve for the man he used to be.

After the jump, check out an exclusive clip of the DVD sets bonus material where the creative team discuss where the series would have developed in it's second season.

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Robin Williams Bookish Roles, Best Indie Bookstores, British Bookshop For Sale and More!

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Authors help raise money for ALS, including Stephen King in some strange underwear and Brandon Sanderson who just can't stop working, even when there's cold ice water involved.

Of the many movies Robin Williams starred in, a number of them were adaptations from books.

Unsurprisingly, Amazon is in some bad water with Germany, with many German  authors signing a protest against the company after treating a Swedish publisher like they have been treating Hachette.

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The Pull List: NOVA #20, THE FADE OUT #1, BLACK MARKET #2 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!


Justice, Inc. #1
Writer: Michael Uslan
Artist: Giovanni Timpano
Colorist: Marco Lesko
Letters: Simon Bowland
Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment
Price: $3.99


Dynamite Entertainment has a knack for producing interesting team-up books that not only make sense but are highly enjoyable.

When Justice, Inc. was announced as a time traveling crossover, there was a little apprehension on my part because there is a high risk of this becoming a convoluted mess of a comic.

So far, no worries at all on that end.

Michael Uslan dose a great job of conveying the intricacies of time travel in a way that is well developed and easy to follow.

Seeing Doc Savage and Albert Einstein banter back and forth about the perplexities of such an endeavor was fun to watch on its own merit because it’s the highest intellects of science fact and science fiction chewing the fat over something “theoretical.” The Avenger and The Shadow’s inclusion leaves many intriguing questions since we are dealing with two entities that could shift the balance of power in either direction.

Giovanni Timpano's art did a serviceable job of illustrating the events throughout the book. However, Marco Lesko’s coloring is what really makes you pay attention to the depictions. Neither of their applications are drop dead gorgeous, but they work well together in enhancing the story at hand.

The series has the task of linking up three different heroes between the past and the present and sets up a whirlwind of possibilities. It was established that time is curved and not a straight line which suggested there is a high risk of calamity in meddling with the space time continuum.

Seeing Doc Savage from 1939 and 2014, face to face, should make for some interesting reading in the months ahead. I so want to speculate on how such an epic meeting of the minds would go, but I’m going to wait until the second issue to see if my hypothesis is correct.

Score: 4 out of 5.


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Thrillbent Brings Top Shelf's MOTORCYCLE SAMURAI to Its Digital Platform

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A grueling desert wasteland, a mysterious stranger bound and hooded on the back of a motorcycle, and a tough-as-nails warrior out to deliver her cargo by any means necessary. The book blends elements of Mad Max and Kill Bill with loose-limbed energetic artwork and a jaw-dropping use of digital panel transitions. Strap in and let's ride!

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BRYAN CRANSTON'S Preparation H Ad...The H Stands For Heisenberg

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Once upon a time, way before his days of playing Tim Whatley on Seinfeld, Hal on Malcolm In the Middle and of course the best Meth Cook on the planet, Walter White on Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston had to shill anal cream to the masses without breaking down in tears.

But there's something kind of Walter-ish about his conviction in the power of oxygen to shrink your ass bumps and, if you look at the intensity in his eyes, you sort of feel that he would have no problem running over some hemorrhoids in his car before shooting them in their heads.

And when it comes to growths on my bunghole that's the kind of strength I want when slathering cream on the ole chocolate starfish.

Did I share too much?

Advertisement after the break.

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EUGENE: A Short Film About The Dangers Of Getting What You Want

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In this short film by Spencer Susser (Hesher) a quiet, young man named Eugene checks into a ritzy hotel in D.C. and, for some unexplained reason, receives a computer that makes all of his wishes come true.

Unfortunately, getting what he wants isn't going to be as awesome as he thinks it is...You know, he probably should have read the terms and conditions before agreeing to them.

Video after the break.

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If Pizza Hut Were Run By Cats...Yes, This A Japanese Thing

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Only in Japan would two of the internet's favorite things be combined together in a nonsensical ad for Pizza Hut. So thank you land of infinite weirdness, you are truly the king of adorable oddness.

Advertisements after the break.

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Sequels That Should Happen, Part 2: The Sequel

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About a year ago I wrote a Geek Spasm about Sequels That Should Happen.

In a fortuitous dual turn of events, sequels to two biggies from that list—Remo Williams and Pacific Rim—have recently been given the green light.

As the inner geek in all of us celebrates, let’s discuss the prospects of these imminent new franchises, check up on the status of other long-gestating sequels, and pontificate on a few new entries to the list of movies that deserve to be continued.


The Destroyer (Remo Williams reboot/sequel)


It’s finally happening: there will indeed be a follow-up to the 1985 cult hit Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (and its subtitle, long a snicker-inducing punchline of ’80s movie hubris, will finally be proven true).

The official announcement that another Remo movie is finally in the works ought to be enough to send any ’80s aficionado into a head spin, but news that the reigns are being handed over to Shane Black—writer of Lethal Weapon and Predator; writer/director of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Iron Man 3—is cause for outright unexpurgated nerdgasm.

There are dozens of books in the Destroyer cycle that are ripe for adaptation. It’s not apparent yet if Remo Redux (my title) will be a reboot, a sequel or a prequel, but assuming something as critical as casting is handled with extreme care, the new Remo could emerge as a powerhouse action franchise hero.


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The Unproduced Toys That Break My Heart

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Who remembers tearing ferociously through every page of a SEARS Wishbook or JC Penny Christmas catalog?

All those pictures of toys and action figures that if you were just lucky enough… you just might get your hands on.

Amazing scenes, dioramas, product shots… However it was laid out, it had you salivating, bothering your parents and lost in action figure daydreams.


And what about the little catalogs that were included in boxed toys, or pictures on the back of the action figure cards displaying what else was available… or what else was on the way.


In that magical time before the internet, those pictures of what could be available were a rare and special thing.

Sometimes within those pictures were teases of toys that would never be. Toys that were planned and got scrapped, toys from companies that shut down, toys or action figures that the licensing was never approved.

Via Action Figure Insider

As an adult we can see how that happens…

We understand the complexities of business and the cruel reality of industry.

But as a kid, all you see are dreams that didn’t come true. Here are a few of the toys that never were, that broke my heart.


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'Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Turkey Day Collection' Available Nov. 25th from Shout! Factor

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It’s time to talk turkey! Celebrating Thanksgiving with turkey has been a well-known tradition for generations, but for MST-ies, Turkey Day also means celebrating another tradition: one that involves giving thanks for turkeys of the cinematic variety. This year, our Turkey Day feast will feature four never before on DVD episodes, Jungle Goddess, The Painted Hills, The Screaming Skull and Squirm.

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FOG! Chats With CHUCK DIXON About 'SWORD OF WOOD' Kickstarter, A New Graphic Novel/Film Property

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Interview Conducted by Stefan Blitz

For the past three decades, Chuck Dixon has been one of comics' most versatile storytellers, writing for virtually every major company in every possible genre.  Chuck was the primary writer on many of the Batman titles throughout much of the nineties and early 2000s.  Among the other titles he has written significant runs for are The Punisher, The Simpsons, G.I. Joe, Green Arrow, Savage Sword of Conan, Nightwing, Robin, Birds of Prey and Marc Spector: Moon Knight.

But, Chuck is also recognized for his creator owned work as well, including Lawdog, Evangeline, Valkyrie, and the reimaginings of public domain characters The Black Terror and Airboy.  Most recently, he's written two Bad Times novels, Cannibal Gold and Blood Red Tide which places a team of Army Rangers in a science fiction setting.

Chuck and artist Estève Polls (Lone Ranger, the upcoming: Django Unchained/Zorro team-up) are collaborating on Sword of Wood, a new graphic novel that's also being developed as a feature film.  The very busy Mr. Dixon took a few minutes to discuss the graphic novel that's currently being promoted via Kickstarter.


FOG!:  What was the genesis of Sword of Wood? Was it originally conceived as a film or a graphic novel or both simultaneously.

Chuck Dixon: I'm a comic book guy. I think of everything as a comic book project first.

How did the project wind up at Framelight Productions?

I've known these guys a long time.


You've been one of comics' most extremely prolific writers. The industry has changed significantly since you first broke in. In addition to your past work for DC, Marvel, IDW, etc.; you really established yourself developing your own creator owned work. Do you think a project like this would have had a shot in the traditional comic book marketplace?

I do. The comic book market now includes public libraries, digital and book fairs. In those venues, unlike in direct marketing, genres other than superheroes are welcome. Sword of Wood will be welcomed by that audience as it's a new twist on a tried and true horror genre.


I'm assuming that the story of Sword of Wood involves several of your actual interests. What were your influences in developing the story?

I'm a history nut and have a toy soldier fascination with all things military. A chance to explore the medieval world with a horror story that pays attention to the daily realities of that world was the draw for me. I don't want to give too much away but you'll see things in this story you haven't seen before either in a historical epic or a horror story.

Is Sword of Wood a finite property, or if it's successful is it something that you can revisit?

We're creating a universe here. Our initial story is certainly complete but the opportunities to go on are built in.


Framelight seems committed to keeping creator's involved with the development of their projects. Are there any of your other creations you'd like to see on screen?

I have a lot of stuff in play right now for film, TV and games. But I'd absolutely love to have these guys handle any future properties or even create a fresh story tailored for them.


After the jump, check out the press release for the Kickstarter campaign.


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NATURE GEEK: True (and Gross) Facts About Marsupials

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Ze Frank (who has made learning about nature hilarious) has tackled the Marsupials in his newest video and I have to thank him for settling a debate that I have had with my hubby concerning the koala, particularly the way that it feeds its infant. Sure, we both could have looked up the information on Google and been done with it years ago, but, as anyone who is married knows, it's much more fun to keep an argument going until you are both bitter and annoyed by one another.

Facts about the pouch animals after the break.

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The Princess Bride As A Horror Film

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The Princess Bride may be one of the most beloved romantic films ever made, but, when it gets the horror treatment (via a re-cut), it turns into a creepy thriller that I totally want to see. And, even though Wesley appears to be some kind of serial killer in it, I am not ashamed to admit that I would still do him.

I'm not quite sure that that says about me, but I've decided, for the sake of my mental health, not to look too deeply into that side of myself, otherwise there could be Zoloft in my future.

Video after the break.

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Make Some Deep Fried Tequila Shots...Yeah, You Read That Correctly

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This is the time of year when a lot of places in the country start their big annual fairs and where I live (in Allentown, PA) we are no exception. The Great Allentown Fair is filled with rides, animals, food judging, big name musical acts and fried food as far as the eye can see (as well as questionable human hygiene that makes being near throngs of people gag worthy). But the only reason I attend the fair (besides paying a quarter to see a really big pig...yes, there is still a place in this world where a quarter will get you something awesome) is to down copious amounts of fried pickles, Twinkies and dough balls. And while I usually pay internally for that gluttony, I am always happy to have made the choice (after I finish crying over my ass-ripping).

But with all the offerings of fried food available at the fair, I've always felt that something was missing...fried alcohol, which seemed impossible to make into a reality, until I realized that someone actually did (thanks to the cooking geniuses from Oh Bite It).

And, better yet, it's totally easy to make. The only food stuffs needed for this dish from Booze Heaven is: Pre-Made Angel Food Cake (from your local bakery, or grocery store), Tequila, Oil for frying and powdered sugar. Yep that's it...seriously, this shit is easier to make than spaghetti.

If you want to give your Deep Fried Tequila a nice presentation for a dinner/cocktail party (or eating alone in bed while binge-watching Orange Is The New Black) all you need to do is to dip a shot glass into some frosting and then coat it in some lime zest.

Perfecto!

For directions (and some seriously nummy visuals) click HERE.

Now tell me this shouldn't be offered to the fair-going masses by a guy who doesn't wash his hands:



BOB’S BURGERS #1 (comic review)

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Review by Erin Maxwell
Written by Rachel Hastings, Mike Olsen, Justin Hook, Jeff Drake
Art by Frank Forte, Brad Rader, Bernard Derriman, Tony Gennaro, 
Liza Epps, Tyler Garrison, Kimball Shirley, Anthony Aguinaldo, Hector Reynoso
Cover by Devin Roth
Published by Dynamite Comics


The hash-slinging family of Fox’s Animation Domination make their funny pages debut in the spin-off comic of Bob’s Burgers: The Comic Book.

Created by Bento Box Entertainment, the four-year-old primetime series follows the oddball adventures of Bob and Linda Belcher, proprietors of a greasy spoon, and their three malcontent children, Tina, Louise and Gene.

During the course of the show, burgers are cooks, puns are made, trouble unfolds and hijinks ensue.

But clever writing and the true originality of the characters keep the show interesting and fun to watch.

The TV format show breaks up into two unfolding stories, usually one featuring the adults and one with their demon spawn.

In the comic, which is written and created by writers and artists of the show, each Belcher kid gets a spotlight story, broken up with little notes, memos and foldout from other characters of the show.

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I Suffered Through TRUE BLOOD Till The Bloody End

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ELAINE
Oh, I can't believe it! I've lost my "Atomic Sub" card!..
 Oh no! I bet I wrote that fake number on the back of it
when I gave it to denim vest!

JERRY
So?

ELAINE
I've eaten 23 bad subs, I just need 1 more! It's like a 
long, bad movie, but you want to see the end of it!

JERRY
No, you walk out.

ELAINE
Alright, then, it's like a boring book, 
but you gotta finish it.

JERRY
No, you wait for the movie!

Elaine’s determination to see her “Atomic Sub” card through to the bitter, awful end pretty much sums up my reason for watching True Blood until this week’s final episode. By Season Three my interest started waning, and by Season Four I was a hater, but I stuck with it hoping that there would eventually be some kind of payoff to make it all worth it.

In retrospect, the show was probably always doomed to jump the shark.

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An Image Made Of Sound

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I hate the term "old time radio" but if I use that term you immediately know what I am talking about so I am forced to use it.

What images (Sounds?) come into your mind as you hear the term "old time radio" though?

Amos and Andy? Dick Tracy? Jack Benny? Inner Sanctum? Orson Welles' War Of The Worlds broadcast?


What if I told you that on top of what you think of as "old time radio" there was a dearth of amazing genre series that most likely slipped through the cracks of pop culture and were just waiting for you to discover them?

Radio plays and serials did not end once TV took over as is commonly misremembered... they merely changed.

 In the 1970's we had National Lampoon Radio for the stoners, Rod Serling's Zero Hour for the Sci-Fi fan, a Fantastic Four series with none other than Bill Murray as Johnny Storm, radio dramas of Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings and in 1980 the great Canadian series Nightfall... there was even a college radio drama of Cerebus The Aardvark.

Not to mention that reruns of Inner Sanctum, Macabre, Beyond Tomorrow, Quiet Please and even Lights Out were still played on many AM stations to fill out the hours.  Then there is the most famous radio play ever, the 1938 Orson Welles adaptation of War Of The Worlds, still played to this day on many radio stations every Halloween.


In recent years though there has been a resurgence in not just admiration for the serials of old but for new radio dramas. Night Terrors, Chillers, Tales From Beyond The Pale and even 2000AD have all had amazing radio dramas pop up in the last half decade or so.

Why do these old serials persist with new audiences and why the (relatively) sudden reapplication of them for a new generation?

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