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DOROTHY MUST DIE! Get Ready To Return to Oz For A Full On Witch-Slapping, Power-Hungry Battle April 1st

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In this re-imagined Oz, the Good Witches can’t be trusted, Wicked Witches may just be the good guys, and Dorothy has become its tyrannical ruler. Gritty, compelling, and high stakes, Dorothy Must Die by Danielle Paige, re-imagines L. Frank Baum's Wizard of Oz series in a way you've never seen before. 

Arriving just in time for the 75th anniversary of The Wizard of Oz and already slated to become a CW show produced by Heroes creator Tim Kring, Dorothy Must Die will be available next Tuesday, April 1st.

Yeah, this is going to be good.

Book Trailer after the break.

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FOG! Chats With Author MAX BROOKS About THE EXTINCTION PARADE (and Zombies!)

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Interview conducted by Stefan Blitz

In a world where the zombie plague has put the human race on the endangered species list, another predatory undead species realizes that to stand by idly means the end of their food supply. Vastly outnumbered by the zombie hordes, vampires descend into all-out subdead war, with humanity caught in the crossfire.

That's the premise for The Extinction Parade, a new comic series written by New York Times bestselling author of World War Z and the Zombie Survival Guide, Max Brooks and artist Raulo Caceres, which will soon see it's first collection from Avatar Press.

Max took a few minutes from his busy schedule to discuss the book and all things zombie with Forces of Geek.

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JODOROWSKY'S DUNE (review)

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Review by Todd Sokolove
Directed by Frank Pavich
Animation by Syd Garon
Featuring HR Giger, Gary Kurtz, 
Nicolas Winding, Alejandro Jodorowsky

Arguably, one of the most challenging books of the 60s to adapt into a feature film is Frank Herbert's magnum opus Dune.

Beloved by millions for nearly fifty years, and re-read probably by half of those fans, the Hugo Award winning science fiction novel spawned numerous sequels and spin-offs.  But the film adaptations that managed to make their way to the big and small screen, respectively, continue to be universally dismissed.

The first, was a massively panned over-blown Hollywood flop directed by a hands-tied David Lynch.  The latest was a [then] Sci-Fi Channel miniseries event met with high ratings, but generally lukewarm reception.

But the first true attempt at an adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune is the stuff of legend.

Much talked about in cinematic circles is the lengthy, frustrating attempt to bring the book to the movies.  Optioned in 1973 by producer Arthur P. Jacobs (Planet of the Apes), who died before he could even develop the project, it's widely known that midnight movie Godfather Alejandro Jodorowsky (El Topo) picked up the rights two years later and failed to get a single studio willing share his vision.

That vision has remained mostly a mystery, with the specifics behind the project only shared marginally, if you were looking for them.  Until now.

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Watch 'Willy/Milly', It's Like One of Those Body Switch Flicks From the 80s But This Time Its Between A Penis And A Vagina So Yeah, It's Better

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This is probably one of those stories that I already told before but hey, after five years on this site I'm going to repeat a thing or two.

When I was a relatively young tween, I asked my dad about the birds and the bees (when I had asked my mother she just handed me a confusing book called Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask...it contained a section on Golden Showers...I was not ready for that) who, like most parents, became visibly upset and told me that he would answer all my questions in a day or two.

When that special day of knowledge came, Dad sat me down on the floor in front of the TV and popped in a movie called Willy/Milly (aka Something Special) and said (and I quote) "This should help you out". He then walked away (what was it with my parents and using visual media to discuss uncomfortable truths?) leaving me to fend for myself.

So what did I learned about boys from this fantasy flick about a young tomboy named Milly Niceman (Pamela Adlon, Louie) who is tired of being treated unequally in life because she's female so, with the help of a spell, TURNS INTO A HERMAPHRODITE (!) and then spends a bunch of time as a boy until she realizes she has feelings for her friend Alfie (Eric Gurry, Bad Boys)? 

Nothing...Absolutely nothing. 

What I did learn was to never ask my parents about anything ever again.

In case you're interested, the movie also starred a very young Seth Green (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) as Milly's asshole younger brother Malcolm and Patty Duke (Valley of the Dolls, The Patty Duke Show) and John Glover (Smallville) as her parents.

If you'd like to be a part of my mentally damaged younger years, feel free to watch the movie after the break. You never know, it might help answer some questions about magical spells that suddenly gives females a penis along with their hoo-ha.

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WTF FRIDAY: Meet DEXTRÜS, The Vibrator That Will Make You Smarter

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Look, we all know that vibrators are awesome. We all know that vibrators can "Take Care of Business". But what vibrators cannot do, no matter how many times a day you use one (Is four times too high?), is make you smarter.

But that's about to change if we can believe the "research" being done by a company called Lelo. Simply put if you're left-handed (why just left-handed?) and use this vibrator, you will not only stimulate your nether region, but also your brain...in ways you never dreamed.

Seeing that I'm right-handed and apparently stupid, I guess I'll just stick with my dumb person pleasure toy that seemingly evaporates my brain's ability to process thought, while all you left-handers multiply those brain cells through masturbation.

Me trying hard to understand what is going on

Video of the "Research" after the break...oh, and, they advise that you go ahead and partake of some self-love while at your work...sounds great brainiacs.

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Darwyn Cooke Covers Hugh Howey’s WOOL: THE GRAPHIC NOVEL #1-3

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Eisner Award-Winning Artist will design all six covers for the six-issue adaptation of Hugh Howey’s Wool, written by Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray and illustrated by Jimmy Broxton

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MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Suzi Quatro- Daytona Demon

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Suzi Quatro may be forgotten by the young 'uns of today but for a lot of girls who eschewed bubble gum rock of the 70s (and yeah, even the 80's) the cool Ms. Quatro was the shit. Hell, even the bad ass Joan Jett has said that Suzi was not only an influence on her but on The Runaways as well (and you can't get any more awesome than that).

But we are talking about the 70s here people and girl rockers still had a hard time getting played on air, seen and/or generally respected (even Heart had issues). So for Quatro, relocating to England to pursue her music for a more welcoming audience (a move that some of the more talented chick rocker/singers have made in order to return back home to America as a star: Think Chrissie Hynde), seemed to be a wise move considering she began churning out songs like Can the Can, 48 Crash and personal fave, Daytona Demon that brought her the recognition that she so richly deserved (and a bad assery that would later be inspirational to the riot girrl movement of the 90s).

Of course fame can be a double-edge sword, for most of John Q Public the name Suzi Quatro doesn't exist, but say Leather Tuscadero to those of us in our late 30s to mid-40s and trust me, that Happy Days reference still makes the boys come a 'runnin. The hard glitter/glam rocker appeared a few times as Fonzie's girlfriend's (Pinky Tuscadero) younger sister Leather, a tough singer in a band (that weirdly enough had Joanie Cunningham in it if I remember correctly) after Gary Marshall (the producing god of TV and Movies) saw a picture of her hanging on the wall of his daughter's bedroom.


Which in return made her a household name.

But let's face it even with that level of sitcom-related fame the show helped to bland down her image leaving her audience a bit, well, confused. Add to that the infiltration of Punk and New Wave making it's way into the younger generation's LP collection and soon Quatro sunk into the footnote of pop culture consciousness (at least here in the states).

But her story is far from over, Suzi is still active in music and acting back in England (where she has lived since the 70s) kicking ass and igniting some serious music appreciation for those girls smart enough to seek her out (her autobiography Unzipped is pretty sweet if you're interested).

After the break is the song that made me a life-long lover of Ms. Quatro so check it out and afterward, if you dig it, download her stuff.

You'll be glad you did.

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BBC Home Entertainment Announces AN ADVENTURE IN SPACE AND TIME - The Origin of Doctor Who!

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Includes Bonus Disc that includes the entire FIRST DOCTOR WHO STORY - AN UNEARTHLY CHILD

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National Velvet - A Soppy Racing Movie So Far Out It’s In

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If you love an old movie in glorious Technicolor about a world that was perfect – but you also want it grounded in a little faux-reality rather than Oz-like fantasy – then the movie National Velvet is really where it’s at.

This tells the story of the Grand National– set in an England where the sun shone all summer, it snowed in the winter and everyone lives in homely cottages in a village on the south coast.

The movie stars a young Elizabeth Taylor winning the great steeplechase against all the - disguised as a Russian jockey.

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ANIMATION GEEK: 'Knock Knock'...Some Houses Are Born Bad

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In this superb animated short by Paul Rayment, a door-to-door fork salesman tries to peddle his wares at a semi-secluded house only to discover that things aren't what they seem. Backed by a pretty bluesy/jazzy soundtrack and with neon-ish visuals, Knock Knock is a fun couple of minutes.

Check it out after the break.

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Super-Heroes Are Taking Over the World: From T-Shirts to Online Bingo

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Superman was the first recognised superhero, first appearing in Action Comics in 1938. The Batman followed soon after in Detective Comics in 1939. Both characters in the years since have starred in a multitude of different formats including blockbuster motion pictures, award winning video games and even best selling clothing ranges. Marvel Comics soon followed suit introducing Captain America and later the Fantastic Four.

In 1963 Marvel published the first X-Men comic which proved very popular. Marvels characters have had an equal effect on other formats of entertainment and merchandise in modern years, over shadowing the DC heroes for the first time. Which cape has had the most impact on modern culture? Who is the greatest hero of them all?


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Jules Verne RIP, Fifty Shades of UK, New THRONES Chapter & More!

Win 'MONSTERS: THE COMPLETE SERIES' on DVD!

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Leave the lights on! MONSTERS: THE COMPLETE SERIES, the fan-favorite syndicated horror anthology series from executive producer Richard P. Rubinstein (Tales from the Darkside, Dawn of the Dead, Creepshow, Frank Herbert's Dune, Children of Dune) that ran for three heart-stopping seasons on the Sci-Fi Channel (now Syfy) in the 1990s made its chilling DVD debut on March 18th!

Across 72 episodes of this 9-disc collectors' set, Emmy and Academy Award-winning make-up effects artist Dick Smith (The Exorcist, The Godfather, Amadeus) brings to life the monsters that nightmares are made of - from the gruesome and grotesque to mutations beyond your wildest dreams, MONSTERS' horrifying creatures haunt each of the modern-day fables of fear and stories of unearthly terror that comprise the suspenseful cult-classic series. MONSTERS features adaptations by horror masters Stephen King and Robert Bloch and includes an enviable cast of guest stars, including Steve Buscemi ("Boardwalk Empire"), Lily Taylor (The Conjuring), Chris Noth ("Sex and the City"), Deborah Harry (Blondie) and many more!
And we're giving away a copy of the complete series on DVD!

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OREGON PEEPS ONLY! Let's All Go Down The Ramblin' Rod Memory Lane

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Once upon a time every major city in America seemed to have their own children's television host who would supply the kiddos with a healthy dose of cartoons and cereal ads early in the morning (or afternoon depending on the programming director). And for the children who populated the northwest side of Oregon, our hero was a pin-clad guy named "Ramblin" Rod Anders who hosted The Ramblin Rod Show from 1964-1997.

Oh how we loved him.

For those of us lucky enough to find our way to his Portland studios (and yes, I was one of them), we got to sit on bleachers for hours while Ramblin Rod would ask us questions between filming audience participation scenes and Popeye cartoons, regaling our parents with jokes while still maintaining a kid-friendly attitude so that he wouldn't taint our precious innocence with anything so awful as an off-color remark. The noise from his jangling collection of pins was music to the ears of all who were lucky enough to be around him...why it was as if it were a lullaby to childhood...and even though our asses ached from the hardness of the bleachers, we were all such good little boys and girls.

For those not so lucky to have parents or teachers with television connections, they were still entranced by Ramblin' Rod's strangely lulling voice and his Novocaine-like demeanor that led all through a series of Looney Tunes and Hanna-Barbera cartoons, preceded only by his regal arrival on a cardboard tug boat and the cheering of his adoring fans.


Of course, the best part of the show was the smile contest. Each and every child attending the show was filmed in a pan-and-scan motion (which was strangely hypnotic to watch and, unknowingly, to take part in from the comfort of your own home) in order to capture their wide gap-toothed face hole for prosperity.

The winners, chosen by someone random, won a case of Pop Shoppe Pop, the most delicious soda that was ever allowed to flow down your throat. It was a highly valued prize for someone so young and, according to my mother, far too expensive to buy for regular consumption. 

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The Pull List: FEAR AGENT V.1, TALES OF MR. RHEE V.1 & BATWOMAN V.3

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graph·ic nov·el
noun 
1.  a novel in comic-strip format.
I read them all.  The good and the bad, so you don't have to.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!


Fear Agent Volume 1: Re-Ignition 2nd Edition TPB
Writer: Rick Remender
Artist: Tony Moore, Sean Parsons, Mike Manley, Jerome Opeña
Colorist: Lee Loughridge
Letters: Rus Wooton
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Price: $9.99
Release Date: April 2, 2014

I was late to the Fear Agent party and this exhilarating second edition is the perfect invitation.

Like Rick Remender’s Uncanny X-Force, this is a well-constructed story that jars your mind in the best possible way.

Maverick alien exterminator, Heath Huston, is good at his job. He might be too good, which is half the fun. The internal dialogue while fighting robots and a giant jelly brain is fascinating because he spits in the face of adversity with a hero’s valor. A sarcastic sense of humor and whiskey will serve him well while dealing with an invading conspiracy that sets him back 20,000 years.

Where most would fold, Huston makes it work in a way where you want to slap him and fist bump him at the same time. The various sci-fi influences of Flash Gordon, Planet of the Apes, and others are obvious, but they serve the story in a way that it doesn’t feel like a blatant rip off.

Tony Moore’s artwork makes this an aesthetically pleasing masterpiece and the vibrant coloring of Lee Loughridge brings the story to life. There are some concept sketches that show the evolution of Heath Huston from conception to birth, which is a cool little special feature that is common place within graphic novels. If you’ve heard the hype, believe it.

If you haven’t heard the hype, this collection of the series’ first four will undoubtedly make you a believer.

Score: 9/10


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LABOR DAY arrives on Blu-ray Combo 4/29 and on Digital HD 4/15

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The Perfect Gift for Mother’s Day Arrives on Blu-ray Combo Pack
April 29, 2014 Featuring Behind-the-Scenes Footage, Deleted Scenes and More 

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Dynamite Expands High End Art Book and Hardcover Collections!

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 Doc Savage Archives Vol. 1: The Curtis Magazine Era  and The Art of Vampirella: The Dynamite Years!

Dynamite is proud to announce that Doc Savage Archives Vol. 1: The Curtis Magazine Era Hardcover and The Art of Vampirella: The Dynamite Years Hardcover will both be advance solicited in June for an August release! Dynamite is continuing to expand our Art Books and Archives line of books and will release more of these high-end books in the future!

Fans of Doc Savage will be pleased to read that in addition to the Doc Savage ongoing series , Dynamite Entertainment is presenting a hardcover collection of classic Doc Savage adventures in August! The Doc Savage Archives Vol. 1: The Curtis Magazine Era Hardcover revisits the classic Curtis magazine issues 1 through 8 and relives the glory days of the Man of Bronze.

In Doc Savage Archives Vol. 1: The Curtis Magazine Era Hardcover, the Man of Bronze is back with a vengeance! In this brand new archival edition, the harrowing adventures of Doc Savage return straight from the 1970's-fully remastered and ready for action. With art done by John Buscema, Tony DeZuniga, and Ernie Chan to accompany writer Doug Moench, this book is a must have for any and all fans of Doc Savage and his Amazing Five.

In addition to the fact that Dynamite's various Vampirella series have had great stories within, the covers have also been out of this world. So for the first time ever, we collect all of the various cover art of Vampirella in one prestige hardcover volume that will be released this coming August!

In The Art of Vampirella: The Dynamite Years Hardcover, this must have art edition showcases the work of all the fantastic artists who have put pen to paper for the Drakulonian beauty. Including covers by: J. Scott Campbell, Alex Ross, Paul Renaud, Alé Garza, Joe Jusko, Lucio Parrillo, Fabiano Neves, Rodolfo Migliari, Johnny Desjardins, and many more! Since the 1970's, Vampirella has been known as the good-hearted bad girl of vampire lore. Brought back to life once again by the creative minds at Dynamite, she's graced cover after cover with her piercing stare and iconic red outfit. Now, all of her stunning covers over the past few years are collected in this one volume.

Check out some sample pages from both volumes after the jump!

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Win 'ROGUE: THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON' on DVD

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Buckle up for the complete first season of ROGUE - the hit DirecTV original crime series -- arriving on DVD this March. In the show that Entertainment Weekly calls "delightful", Thandie Newton shines as Grace Travis, an undercover agent who's out of control, tormented by the possibility that her own actions contributed to her son's mysterious death. Torn between two identities

-- one as the loving mother and wife her family needs and the other as a cold, calculating agent for crime boss Jimmy Laszio (Marton Csokas) -- Grace is on a quest to uncover the truth about her son's murder. But to stay alive, she must help Jimmy weed out the traitor in his midst - all while knowing he may have played a part in her family's tragedy.

The acclaimed crime series returns to Direct TV's Audience Network this May for Season Two.
And we're giving away three copies!

To enter, please send an email with the subject header "ROGUE" to geekcontest @ gmail dot com and answer the following:


In her feature film debut, Rogue star Thandie Newton co-stared opposite this Academy Award winning actress?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on April 13th, 2014.


Gambling Systems: What’s The Deal?

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If you’re one of the eleventy-billion people worldwide who occasionally like to dip their toes into the enticing waters of online gambling (and you probably are, because who isn’t these days?) you may have noticed the huge number of sites advertising “gambling systems”.

Oftener than not, they’re very-nearly-guaranteed to make you Win Big and probably Never Have To Work Again.


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THE SQUIRREL WHISPERER: Annoying Rodents Allow Penn State Woman To Make Little Hats For Them...This Is How World Domination Begins People

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When I moved to Pennsylvania against my will some six years ago I was given a welcome basket from my apartment complex consisting of a roll of one-ply toilet paper, a bottle of Jet Dry and a seasonal schedule for Penn State football two years out of date (This is an absolute truth). Touched by the property manager's desire to gift me things from under her sink, I will admit that I was a little confused by the football pamphlet. Having lived in the Deep South for almost 20 years I was well aware of "Football" but had hoped that upon my moving North (once again, it was against my will) that the almost religious zealotry that surrounded the game would somewhat dissipate.

But I had it wrong. It wasn't football that was being introduced to me, it was Penn State. And believe me when I tell you that that particular school is bigger than any sports team (other than the Eagles and/or the Steelers) in this state.

Which brings me to why I am writing about this post. A couple of years ago, a Penn State woman made the news for creating paper hats for the campus squirrels to wear. This was reported on simply because she attended the sacred institution and seemed to be under some kind of magical Penn State power. 

The various news reports showed her petting the squirrels, putting different styles of hats on them and showing how she created these hats out of paper.


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