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The Science of Kissing

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What drives us to not only put our bacteria-filled mouths together, but to insert our tongues into each other's face holes? Seriously, how did that even happen?

If you are an inquisitive human being with about six minutes to spare from your life, then watch the following video. It may not answer all your questions but at least it attempts to make some sense out of this bizarre social act that leads to mono.

Oh, and happy Valentine's Day.

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'The Ren & Stimpy Show - The Complete Series' Uncut? You Eediot!

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Last year, Turbine Classics issued a German DVD set of Ren & Stimpy entitled (translated): The Ren & Stimpy Show Uncut - The Complete Series.

Before you get excited, it’s not uncut.


This set was clearly trying to repair the damage done by the censored sets released in America almost a decade ago. The majority of the scenes excised have been reinstated here.

Sadly, although this set is bilingual (with the original English tracks and the old audio commentaries), the scenes that have been restored are only available in the German dub. So while we can once again see the complete pathos of Son of Stimpy and Ren’s hijinks in Jiminy Lummox, the glass is only half-filled as you don’t get to hear the cartoons as they originally aired.

Here’s a guide you should read before importing this set… This info will be included in the episode guide of the revised edition of Sick Little Monkeys.


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Earth Hour and Spider-Man Join Forces To Save The Planet

Bring on the Heat: The Top Three Temperature Rising Classic Rock Songs

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I'm freezing. I wanna know, since when did the term "winter vortex" become part of our daily conversations?

As Drew Carey once said on a subzero day as he stood on his front porch spraying an aerosol can in the air:

"Where's that global warming when we need it?"

If you're anywhere within a broadcast radius where TV weathermen deliver the line "chill factor" with all the seriousness of Frank Sinatra telling a bartender there's no last call when he's at the bar, then you've been suffering through "bone chill factor" temperatures for the better part of this winter. 


As a victim of this Arctic blast, not even overhearing a conversation between Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards could melt the frostbite around my funny bone enough to laugh.

Okay, I take that one back. I think it would be funny, but the thought still didn't make it any warmer around here.

People in the northern climates are getting slammed this winter with wave after wave of frigid air that makes going outside a cause for brain freeze. If you haven't felt it, no words can describe it. If you have, your description would leave us cold because no words could do it justice.

As my buddy Canadian deejay Bryan Cox described it to me in an email: "It's been so cold up here that Walt Disney moved in next door."

For a rise in temperature, I've been searching for relief in my personal classic rock archives, which is a corner in our basement my wife has vowed never to touch until after I've gone off to visit Uncle Walt in his Frozen Kingdom. Following my personal last call she's also vowed to put everything on eBay. But before she cashes it in for a one way ticket to paradise (meaning Disneyland and not a rendezvous with Eddie Money) I'm still the ruler of my own Musical Kingdom.

So as I was saying…

I've been going through the archives looking for the best classic rock songs to warm things up until we reach the time of year when we can kick on the air conditioner to blast out the summer heat we'll be complaining about. But the obvious choices from hot to trot oversexed rock stars just aren't bringing out the sweat factor I'm looking for.

It's no secret rockers from every generation have been turning up the heat singing about their sexual prowess from the bedroom to the backseat of daddy's T-Bird.


From Adam Ant putting the moves on a goody two shoes to Steven Tyler making love in an elevator, it's pretty much all been said and… yes… wait for it… done.

After all, that's the true definition of rock'n roll. We've rocked and we've rolled and that's why there's a younger generation that has never heard of Adam Ant and only know Steven Tyler from American Idol. But I'm not traveling the traditional rock'n roll sex machine route today.

That would be too easy.

Admittedly that last statement would get any groupie immediate backstage access, but we're looking for more than that right now. Donna Summer singing Love To Love You Baby or The Raspberries coaxing us to Go All The Way could certainly heat things up, but we need an immediate rise in body temperature. There's no time to waste on foreplay because it's too damn cold and we just wanna get warm.

So to jump right into the heat of things here are…

The Top Three Temperature Rising Classic Rock Songs


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BEWARE THE BATMAN: SHADOWS OF GOTHAM Arrives 2/18/14 on DVD & Blu-ray

Win ABOUT TIME Blu-ray Combo!

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The night after another unsatisfactory New Year party, Tim’s (Domhnall Gleeson) father (Bill Nighy) tells his son that the men in his family have always had the ability to travel through time. Tim can’t change history, but he can change what happens and has happened in his own life - so he decides to make his world a better place...by getting a girlfriend (Rachel McAdams). But as his unusual life progresses, Tim finds out that his unique gift can’t save him from the sorrows and ups and downs that affect all families, everywhere. From filmmaker Richard Curtis (Love Actually, Notting Hill, Four Weddings and a Funeral), About Time is a comedy about love and time travel, which discovers that, in the end, making the most of life may not need time travel at all.
And we're giving away three copies!

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The SINGING SOFT KITTY T-Shirt: For The Nerd in Your Life

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It's Valentine's Day and although it's too late to get this for your sweetheart for today, it's never too late to get the love of your life something special.

No, not candy or flowers, but something practical.  Like this officially licensed Big Bang Theory t-shirt.

The soft cotton tee features an adorable kitty cat on the front alongside the lyrics to Sheldon's special lullaby: "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr." It may not convince your hot neighbor to sing you to sleep, but it certainly can't hurt! This shirt includes an audio box that sings the soft kitty song!
  • Soft Gray
  • 60% Cotton / 35% Polyester
  • Includes audio box that sings soft kitty song with a push of a button
  • Tiny pouch in shirt to keep audio box in. Make sure to remove audio box before washing
  • Batteries not included
  • Standard Fit
  • Officially Licensed 
Check out the magic HERE!

HOUSE OF CARDS: Everything You Need To Know About Season One in One Minute

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Ah Valentine's Day….now that you've spent the day being spoiled by your loved one (if you're lucky) or cursing the lovey dovey couples you can't seem to escape (if you're like us) it's time to get back to what's really important- the Season 2 premiere of House of Cards on Netflix.

Netflix publishes the season en masse so you can get right into the action and binge watch you Frank Underwood lovin' heart out.

But what if you couldn't be bothered to watch Season 1? Never fear! Everything You Need to Know in One Minute is back with a Season 1 recap just for you…because we love you.


VAN DAMME Busts Chops With Comedy WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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Will Ferrell.  Adam Sandler.  Jean-Claude Van Damme.

That's right, there's a new name in comedy, and this one can kick your ass.


Full details after the jump.

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MUSIC VIDEO MONDAY: Cellarscape - "Epinephrine"

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Well, it's Monday which pretty much means your brain still has about 7 hours before it reboots into "work mode" (yeah, I know that's about when your working day is done, it's sort of interesting the way that happens isn't it?) so why not embrace the fact that nothing is going to get done today and watch a few music videos on company time...like maybe this one from Cellarscape (it's one guy- Paul Terry- "...who weaves layered vocal harmonies through an eclectic blend of fragile/anthemic guitars, hypnotic orchestrations, and angular beats/percussion" [Facebook].

With its transcendental feeling and cinematic-style video, it should soak right into your tight muscles and begin loosening them up like a psychic massage...and then, you know, you can be more productive on Tuesday or whatever.

Video after the break.

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Watch Doctor Who Peter Capaldi's Oscar-Winning Short 'FRANZ KAFKA'S IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE'

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Peter Capaldi might be on people's radar for being the newest Doctor Who but for those of us over the age of 35, Capaldi has been cool for a very long time (Hell, he was in a punk band with Craig Ferguson called Dreamboys AND was in the creepy weird flick Lair of the White Worm...not to mention Local Hero, Dangerous Liaisons and, my personal favorite TV Show of all time Prime Suspect 3 where he played a female impersonator).

But there is an area of his creative life that some people might be unfamiliar with, Capaldi is also a BAFTA and Oscar-winning director of a short film called Franz Kafka's It's A Wonderful Life starring Richard E Grant as a very distraught Kafka trying desperately to come up with something that Gregor Samsa could turn into in The Metamorphosis.

The film itself (released back in 1995) is a darkly comedic take on not only the struggles of a writer, but also the distractions that can cause an already disturbed man to go bat-shit crazy.

To be quite honest with you, it's probably the single greatest take on Kafka I've ever seen. Flick after the break...and you might want to go ahead and pour yourself a glass of absinthe, you're going to need it.

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I WANT MORE LIFE Roy Batty T-Shirt...Perfect For Those Days When You Just Feel A Bit Replicant-y

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If you're the kind of person who feels like you are just a replicant walking among throngs of meat sacks then might I suggest wearing your disillusionment on your chest with this super sardonic Roy Batty Life Cereal t-shirt designed by artist/filmmaker Matt Haley.

 It should make it quite clear that while you might be inept at dealing with emotions, you still have what it takes to kick some ass...or whatever other kind of affirmations help get you through the day.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Yeah, like that


Best Bookstores, Librarians Revealed, 'Redshirts' Beam Down To Television & More

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5 bookish jobs that would make readers' lives better.

A look at bookstores through the medium of art.

18 bookstores around the world that book lovers should visit at least once.

John Scalzi's Redshirts will be adapted and coming to your TV in a limited series.

A company is helping to provide a soundtrack of the readers choice to the ebook they're reading.

A fascinating photography project dispensing with the cliche of what librarians look like, presenting the real visage of these amazing people.

Musings from Book Riot on J. K. Rowling's announcement about her mistake in not getting Harry and Hermione together.
 
 

The Pull List: THE MOCKING DEAD VOL. 1, BRAVEST WARRIORS V. 2, MARS ATTACKS JUDGE DREDD

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graph·ic nov·el
noun 
1.  a novel in comic-strip format.
I read them all.  The good and the bad, so you don't have to.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!


The Mocking Dead Volume 1
Writer: Fred Van Lente
Artist: Max Dunbar
Colorist: Aikau Oliva
Publisher: Dynamite Entertainment
Release Date: February 12, 2014
Price: $17.99

I have watched many a role playing game in my day.

Notice that I said "watched" and not "played".

I’m the guy at the table with his head buried in the rule book, delaying the game while highlighting my apparent lack of skill.

This tale looks at the zombie genre through a comedy prism. While the threat is real, it doesn't take itself too seriously which makes for an easy and entertaining read.

The Government recurring role playing gamers to help fight off a zombie apocalypse would never really happen.

However, when you put aside everything you know about the red tape that can come with an emergency response, it’s actually not that hard to believe. After all, who’s better at putting together strategies outside of the box?

Aaron Bunch is the central figure of the story and the RPG master. He is easy to root for because we all have a friend just like him. You know, the guy who has all the sense in the world except the common kind. You want to hug him and choke him at the same time, which makes his journey an amusing one.

The dialog is very wordy at times, which is normally kind of boring, but it works here. E-mails tied to Bunch’s research into a possible solution brings a mixed bag of goodies that augment the story and bring about a chuckle or five.

The gray tone artwork pays homage to The Walking Dead while bringing simpler and detailed depictions to the table. The red highlights representing the blood and gore serve the story in dynamic fashion by pulling the reader out of the hilarity and reminds them of the risk of exposure as zombies are trying to eat people.

The Mocking Dead is thoughtful parody that grabs your attention instead of making you roll your eyes at the ridiculousness of it all. It’s not Shakespeare. It’s just a fun read.

Score: 8/10


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Win THE LADY VANISHES on DVD!

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This stunning new adaptation of the classic 1930s thriller sees a beautiful, but spoiled young woman risking her life to solve the mysterious disappearance of her traveling companion.  Iris Carr is travelling across Europe by train when she unwittingly becomes embroiled in a sinister Balkan plot. Feeling disorientated after a fall, Iris is befriended by Miss Froy, an elderly English woman sharing her carriage. But when she wakes up from a few hours' sleep, Miss Froy has vanished without trace. As fellow passengers claim the lady never existed, Iris faces danger and intrigue as she fights to discover the fate of Miss Froy - and prove that she's not going crazy. Or is she?
And we're giving away two copies on DVD!

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That Time of The Week - DVD & Blu-ray Reviews From 2/4/14 & 2/11/14

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Academy Award nominees.  Television.  Classics. Animation. Documentaries. This time we've got a bit of everything.

Fire up that queue and prep that shopping cart. It's that time of the week.


Dallas Buyers Club

Universal / Released 2/4/14
Matthew McConaughey gives the performance of his career in this uplifting and powerful film inspired by true events. Texas cowboy Ron Woodroof (McConaughey) sees his free-wheeling life overturned when he's diagnosed as HIV-positive and given 30 days to live. Determined to survive, Woodroof decides to take matters in his own hands by tracking down alternative treatments from all over the world by means both legal and illegal. After finding an unlikely ally in Rayon (Jared Leto), he establishes a hugely successful "buyers' club" and unites a band of outcasts in a struggle for dignity and acceptance that inspires in ways no one could have imagined. Co-starring Jennifer Garner, Denis O'Hare, Griffin Dunne and Steve Zahn . Extras include Deleted Scenes and featurette.

Last Word:  Fantastic performances from McConaughey and Leto anchor this solidly executed bio-pic.  Without sentiment, cliche or a moment of false emotion, Dalla Buyers Club chronicles the real life struggle of HIV-postive/AIDS patients during the earliest days of AZT treatment and Woodroof's struggle to not only live beyond his estimated 30 day death sentence, but also not to accept FDA approved treatment and to seek out international alternative medications and treatments and distribute them to the infected community in the Dallas area.  As his community turns against him post-diagnosis, Woodruff (who contracted the disease from unprotected sex) struggles to put aside his own prejudices as he literally lives on borrowed time.  Leto, as drag queen Rayon, delivers a sad and touching performance as Woodruff's partner in the legal, though not FDA approved alternative drug business.  One of the best films of the year and highly recommended.

About Time

Universal / Released 2/4/14
The night after another unsatisfactory New Year party, Tim's (Domhnall Gleeson) father (Bill Nighy) tells his son that the men in his family have always had the ability to travel through time. Tim can't change history, but he can change what happens and has happened in his own life - so he decides to make his world a better place...by getting a girlfriend (Rachel McAdams). But as his unusual life progresses, Tim finds out that his unique gift can't save him from the sorrows and ups and downs that affect all families, everywhere. From filmmaker Richard Curtis (Love Actually, Notting Hill, Four Weddings And A Funeral), About Time is a comedy about love and time travel, which discovers that, in the end, making the most of life may not need time travel at all. extras include deleted scenes with director intros, blooper reel, music video and featurettes.

Last Word:  Famous for his dry-humored and charming love stories, Richard Curtis brings us About Time, a light and heartwarming story except this time he has included a supernatural element — time travel.

And while the rules of these travels are a bit cloudy, if not downright implausible, Curtis’ story remains adorable and uplifting. The time travel isn’t intrusive; it just adds a silly quirk, which fuels great comedic moments.  About Time is a funny, simple story about love, family and actively living life as happily as possible.  Self-deprecating and very dry, the humor in About Time is consistent and lovable.  There is something very appealing about Richard Curtis’ movies because they’re always sweet (maybe too much so if you’re not in the right mood) and full of positivity. He creates hilarious heart-warming stories that usually involve awkward characters that find love with awkward companions.

Domhnall Gleeson plays Tim Lake, a lanky, insecure English-boy who wants nothing more than to find true love. He has an almost sickeningly loving and supportive family, and on his 21st birthday, Tim’s father (Bill Nighy) reveals that the males of the Lake family can time travel. Nighy spoons us this silly detail with his familiar and awkward stature and goofy inflections. The dynamic between Nighy and Gleeson is genuine and Tim soon leaves home to work and find a girlfriend.

The film focuses mainly on Tim’s relationship with the frumpy-shy-but-beautiful, Mary (Rachel McAdams).  She’s shy and awkward, he’s shy and awkward, they are both attractive and kind, and a genuine relationship forms. Tim’s constant time traveling is an excellent source of unlimited do-overs when the wrong thing is said. It’s sometimes hilarious, other times it’s sappy, but it’s always charming and enchantingly so. It feels good to smile for pretty much a whole movie.

Where romantic comedies often follow a formula of love-at-first-sight, denial, conflict, heartbreak, realizations, and happily ever-to-be-continued, About Time features a happy relationship where there is no real conflict for the sake of drama.  Comedies and drama alike tend to focus on the problems of the relationships and families either for laughs or tears. Love stories alongside familial unrest usually intertwine to reveal an intimidating or depressing story, but About Time doesn’t follow that pattern.

Everyone get’s along, the family really is perfect: father, son, mother, daughter, odd uncle—they drink tea all day, makes jokes, smile, cuddle and hug, skip stones and have nothing but respect and kindness towards one another. And they do this in a gorgeous home by the sea – Curtis knows how to capture beauty in sunlight and setting.  It’s atypical to see such a functional family onscreen and I must say it’s a relief from all the dysfunction that accompanies familial/love stories.  It’s an interesting use of the suspension of disbelief – this measure is most used for purely supernatural means, but in About Time you’re suspending disbelief of how truly happy these characters are. All the faults and hardships that come with family and close relationships are nearly absent or settled with an unrealistic amount of ease and love.  But I think the heavy sentimentality makes the film excellent. ( – Caitlyn Thompson)

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ANIMATION GRADUATION SING-A-LONG! Everything That You've Ever Wanted To Know About Animation Education In Song Form

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This is an Animation Student with a rat...Not an uncommon sight

As someone who is married to a computer animator/gaming professor I remember those long hours that my husband spent hunched over his computer (or drawing board) creating characters that would lead to career in which he would never have to get dressed up for work. I also remember when a project was at the due date it would be days before I saw him emerge from his room, looking and smelling as if he had been encased inside a fart.

So yes, this sing-a-long written by Rosa Hughes (with vocals by Mark Tweedale) for the 2005 graduating class of Queenland College of Art's animation program seems fitting for anyone who has ever lived the animating life...and as a special bonus to this sing-a-long, there's no actual animated visuals because dammit, it was last minute and everyone was tired.

Now that's the way to leave your major people.

Video after the break...you should sing-a-long with it as well, it's very catchy.

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MAKE YOUR OWN CEREAL TEA...Oh Sweet Jeebus, This Is Gonna Be So Good

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There is nothing on this planet more fulfilling to my palate than to finish a bowl of Cocoa Krispies and then sip upon the glorious cereal-leavings until my desire to consume EVERY FUCKING BIT OF IT is sated. But if there was a way to forgo the whole "eating" portion of breakfast and simply enjoy a mug of cereal tea, then I would probably end up the happiest woman on the planet.

And lo and behold there is thanks to Instructables user Aaron Geman who also is a cereal connoisseur who wishes for nothing more than to enjoy a piping hot mug of Froot Loops

Aaron dreaming of non-chewing cereal

For his easy step-by-step how-to tutorial on creating a batch of your very own cereal tea (complete with bags and holder) click HERE. But know this, what you are ultimately getting with this DIY project is not only bragging rights about your own batch of breakfast tea, you are also getting the superb satisfaction that you are truly living a cereal-centered life.

And there's nothing more awesome than that.

Source: Foodiggity

LEONARD NIMOY Introduces 'Return of the Jedi'...and Nerds Everywhere Cream In Their Pants

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It seems almost impossible to comprehend, a beloved star of the Star Trek series introduces the next installment of the Star Wars movie franchise and the world didn't implode...not even a tiny bit. Why, it's almost as if the two Nerd factions could...coexist?

In this 1983 episode of Standby: Lights, Camera Action! (a show that aired on Nickelodeon from 1982-1987 hosted by Nimoy) Spock takes a look at scenes from the upcoming movie as well as creature development and props...all in the name of educating young kids on what goes on behind the camera. 

Yep, once a pon a time we nerd kids had it pretty great...(sigh)...I miss that.

Video after the break.

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DUNGEONS & DREAMERS (book review)

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Review by Elizabeth Robbins
I jumped at the opportunity to read and review Dungeons & Dreamers: A Story of How Computer Games Created a Global Community.  

I’m a geek.  I’m a gamer.  I played D&D back in the day.  I’ve been playing games on computers since my Mac Classic.

This book was written for me!

Well, yes and no.

Authors Brad King & John Borland have delivered exactly what they promised in their forward.

Dungeons & Dreamers is not an all-encompassing history of computer games and their online communities.

Rather, it gives homage to the pen and paper game, Dungeons & Dragons, as the progenitor of the online gaming movement and it’s influence on specific innovators in the industry.


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