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MEET THE CLUB KID OF THE SPIDER WORLD: The Cuddly Cute Peacock Spider
Look, I get how some people can lose their shit when gazing into the soulless eyes of an arachnid, but there's one spider out in the world that doesn't necessarily want to inject your face with...
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DVD/Blu-Ray News: KEY & PEELE: SEASON ONE Arrives September 25th
Key & Peele: Season One The Complete First Season of the Hit Sketch Series Arrives September 25th on Blu-ray & DVD Want to meet Luther, President Obama’s anger translator? Or hang by the punch...
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Contest! Win STRIPPERS Vs, WEREWOLVES Blu-Rays!
The Silvadollaz strip club usually rocks at night, but tonight, a private dance gets a customer hot and bothered…then sprouting fangs and claws! Exotic dancer Justice defends herself with a silver...
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TOAST THE UPCOMING SEASON OF 'ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT' With These Etched Pint...
Nothing has me more pumped up about TV then knowing that Arrested Development has been allowed to deliver snark and dysfunction to a viewing audience once again. (sigh) And what better way to raise a...
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BOSTON CineGeeks, Win Passes To See DREDD 3D!
The future America is an irradiated waste land. On its East Coast, running from Boston to Washington DC, lies Mega City One – a vast, violent metropolis where criminals rule the chaotic streets. The...
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MAKE A FASHION STATEMENT In A Feather Bow-Tie
Bow-ties are becoming the "It" accessory this season and because I care about your hipness, I just want to let you know HOW ABSOLUTELY IMPORTANT it is that you start loading up on neckware that was...
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Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S7E19: Quest
The mysteries of Veritas and the Traveler converge in Canada of all places as Lex comes under attack by someone intent on keeping things secret and Clark uncovers more about the prophecies. What’s...
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FILE THIS UNDER "THINGS THAT OUGHT NOT TO HAVE BEEN MERGED INTO ONE":...
Remember back in the day when some brainiac created the shower radio? Oh friends, let me tell you, that was truly a day of astonishment. Not only could I deep clean all my nooks and crannies, I could...
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A Boom Tube Back Into DC Comics
Dear DC Comics: It's been fun, this whole New 52 thing. We're now a year in, and I've got some things to say. Remember when you said it wasn't a reboot, and then it turned out to be a reboot for...
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BEFORE LEGOS BECAME COOL, All They Had Going For Them Was Zack, Zack, the...
Once a pon a time Legos were not the art medium of choice, nor did they have cool Harry Potter or Star Wars sets available to build and enjoy like sculptures. Instead the colorful bricks were kept on...
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Reviews of Films I Have Never Seen: RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION – Alice...
After battling the deadly Umbrella Corporation in four films, Milla Jovovich returns as competent killing machine Alice, teeing it up for another round against flesh-eating undead and malevolent...
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HOW TO BE ONE Cool Cat
Sometimes being a human is hard work. You gotta get a job, pay bills, deal with horrible people on a daily basis, get yelled at by your significant other for leaving the carton on milk out all night...
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Symbolism and Biology of Witches in Puella Magi Madoka Magica
In a prior article, I mentioned how spoiler-ridden any discussion of that show’s ‘monsters’ would be. This continues that trend. Though each Witch is unique, they all share some key features which...
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Contest! Win THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW: CAROL'S FAVORITES DVD!
The Carol Burnett Show debuted on CBS in 1967 and ran for 11 years, receiving 25 Emmy Awards and five Golden Globes, making it one of the most honored shows in television history, and Time Magazine...
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HAPPY HOLIDAY WEEKEND TO My Fellow Jews, May Your Family Only Annoy You Slightly
L' chaim! This weekend starts the beginning to the Jewish high holy days (hello Rosh Hashanah) and if you Gentiles are confused about what that all entails, let me explain it to you this way: Jewish...
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ATTENTION! ZOMBIE NEWS UPDATE! Naked (and Bloody) Pennsylvania Man Gnaws On...
A Scranton man went bat-shit insane last Friday after spending the evening in a zombie-induced rage. Richard Cimino Jr. began his night by stripping off all his clothes and breaking into a house only...
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DVD News: MST3K: XXV To Feature Four Previously Unreleased Episodes!
Available December 4, 2012 from Shout! Factory MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: XXV Four DVD Box Set Features Previously Unreleased Episodes Robot Holocaust, Kitten with a Whip, Operation Kid Brother and...
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Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S7E20: Arctic
Good news is the artifact that can control the Traveler (we call him Clark, just for kicks) has been found. Bad news is it’s been found by Lex. It’s showdown time at the Fortress of Solitude with...
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Finally the Hero! David Selby voices Commissioner James Gordon for BATMAN:...
Having made his mark as a villain for many of his 45 years in the entertainment industry, David Selby is only too happy to provide the heroic voice of Commissioner James Gordon for Batman: The Dark...
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MY TOP 5: FILMS FROM TELLURIDE FILM FESTIVAL (2001-2007)
This is totally going to sound like a "woe-is-me" article, but I'm going to do it anyway. For seven years, I was a volunteer at the Telluride Film Festival. I fell in love with a tiny mountain town...
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