EVERY WOODY ALLEN STAMMER From Every Woody Allen Movie
Hello boys and girls, For the next 44:21 we will be viewing every iconic Woody Allen stammer that has appeared in a Woody Allen movie because that's exactly what the internet is for (aside from...
View ArticleJUSTIFIED: "Peace of Mind" S4E12 (recap)
By Steve Ahlquist This episode starts with a phone call between Raylan (Timothy Olyphant) and his estranged ex-wife Winona (Natalie Zea), who is pregnant with their child, a little girl, as it turns...
View ArticleSXSW Recap - Film Reviews
By Todd Sokolove I survived my first SXSW Film, and I'm still basking in the afterglow of it all. In addition to outstanding World Premiere of Evil Dead, which I reviewed on Forces of Geek here, this...
View ArticleThe List: Heartthrobs in Action
Any woman who tells you that we can't be just as shallow as the guys when it comes to looks is frankly, full of it. We gals can be just as charmed by looks as our male counterparts, and that goes for...
View ArticleONCE UPON A TIME: “Selfless, Brave and True” S1E18 (review)
By Laura Akers There’s little more frustrating than a bad ending. But if there is anything worse, it’s a bad ending to something that was otherwise quite good. Take Battlestar Galactica, for instance....
View ArticleView From The Brig(gs) Episode 6: Return Of The Ennui
Hi, Crazy-Gang. And, welcome to this week's "Penned-So-Randomly-It's-As-If-I'm-Rolling-Dice" go-round of everything that tickles my cerebellum. I've had an exhausting rollercoaster of a week....
View ArticleTHREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT: Gay Men Are Ready to Play Some Hardball If You Don't...
I'm not going to beat around the bush here, I fully support another human being's right to legally bind themselves to another if that's what they so choose. It just comes down to the fact that if you...
View ArticleArtsy, Jockish, Brainy, Geeky
As I have dug through my identity as a nerd, as a black man, and where they intersect (and don't), I have hit upon certain ways I go against the grain in all of those arenas. I even wrote a column...
View ArticleJON HAMM Would Like You To Stop Focusing On His HUGE Pork Loin
Jon Hamm knows that you have already dedicated a large amount of time to downloading pictures of his clearly outlined penis in tight pants. And he's not judging you, it is, after-all, a magnificent...
View ArticleG.I. JOE: RETALIATION (review)
Review by Seth MerrittProduced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Brian Goldner Written by Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick Based on G.I. Joe by Hasbro Directed by Jon M. Chu Starring Bruce Willis, Dwayne Johnson,...
View ArticleHistory of Science Fiction Cinema: Universal Horror, Space-Age Heroes, and a...
When asked what the dividing line between horror and sci-fi is, a friend once told me that if the monster is chased by torch-wielding villagers, it is horror, when the military gets involved, it is...
View ArticleDamning with Faint Praise: GAME OF DEATH
No, not the good one with Bruce Lee. This is a 2010 action movie with Wesley Snipes, Zoe Bell, Robert Davi, Ernie Hudson, and Gary Daniels. A bodyguard (Snipes) is injured along with the man (Davi)...
View ArticleEVERYTHING WRONG WITH THE MOVIE 'THE HOBBIT' In Four Minutes Or Less
Spending my days on the internet has taught me one thing, get to the fucking point. If you have an argument concerning a movie or television show, no one wants to weed through your rambling diatribe...
View ArticleSCIENCE GEEK: Animals Shaking Off Water in Slo-Mo (Video)
Having your dog get drenched from the rain, walk up next to you and proceed to shake himself like an epileptic until you too are wet and smelly is probably one of the more annoying acts your pup can...
View ArticleOtaku Lounge: Family-Friendly Anime
There are many other similar articles like this scattered around the net, but this one is written with a couple of specific things in mind, other than simply being G-rated and thereby ‘child-safe’....
View ArticleTHE IRON SHEIK GETS ANIMATED: Who Here Wants to Know About the Time The Sheik...
I Do! Everyone has at least one interesting story in them that can dazzle a crowd and while the Iron Sheik obviously has more than a few, this particular trip down his memory lane consisting of drugs,...
View ArticleTHE SAPPHIRES (review)
Produced by Rosemary Blight, Kylie Du Fresne Screenplay by Keith Thompson, Tony Briggs Based on The Sapphires by Tony BriggsDirected by Wayne Blair Starring Chris O'Dowd, Deborah Mailman,Jessica...
View ArticleCELEBRATE THE RESURRECTION Of Jesus This Sunday With Some Easy-to-Make...
I'm told that today is Good Friday, which in Jew-Speak means "Another-Paid-Day-Off-For-Gentiles-While-I-Have-To-Use-A Vacation-Day-For-Passover" but I'm not bitter or anything, I think it's great...
View ArticleMY TOP 5: Best Movies of SXSW 2013
As we all know, South By Southwest started off as a music festival, only adding the film nearly 10 years after they started. So, it's fitting that most of what I tend to see at the festival are great...
View ArticleWES ANDERSON AND ROMAN COPPOLA Make Some Prada Commercials...And They Are...
Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola have teamed up with Prada's Candy Perfume for a series of commercials that will wow their fans and confuse everyone else. And while the people in the video feel very...
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