I'm told that today is Good Friday, which in Jew-Speak means "Another-Paid-Day-Off-For-Gentiles-While-I-Have-To-Use-A Vacation-Day-For-Passover" but I'm not bitter or anything, I think it's great (...no, seriously, it's totally fine that you get a day off, I can totally make my summer vacation work, I just won't go anywhere).
And although I don't know what it is that you Christians exactly do on this particular day other than yard work (judging by my neighborhood activities), I do have a little project that will not only be fun, it should also make that Easter Ham and the family get-together go smoothly this coming Sunday.
Did I mention it includes Peeps and vodka?
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