DEATH WISH COFFEE Has So Much Caffeine That It Could Theoretically Bring...
Let's say you're a vigilante, slaying criminals left and right in the hopes of finding the very ones that raped and murdered your wife and who put your daughter in a catatonic state after her ordeal....
View ArticleFOG! Chats With ARCHER's Lucky Yates and Amber Nash!!!
Interview conducted by Lauren BerkleyIf you’re like me, you love “Archer,” the animated adult show on FX about Sterling Archer, a black tactileneck-wearing womanizing secret agent with mommy issues and...
View ArticleSO, UH, BLOOD FACIALS Are All the Rage Now...Just Thought You Might Like to Know
No, Sadly Kim Kardashian Did Not Get Punched In The Face Repeatedly By Common Sense You see that picture above of Kim Kardashian sporting a face full of blood splatter? Well, when I first saw it I...
View ArticleFROM DREDD TO DROID: Judge Dredd and RoboCop
Back during the Reagan years there was a glut of violent action movies catering to folks who wanted less complicated heroes. The Sixties and Seventies had been too confusing and upsetting; people...
View ArticleHERE'S WHAT AN ANIMATED Calvin and Hobbes Cartoon Might Have Looked Like
While I admire Bill Watterson's ability to walk away from a popular strip like Calvin and Hobbes before it slid into mediocrity, I am also very sad that there was never a cartoon or animated holiday...
View ArticleJUSTIFIED: "Decoy" S4E11 (review)
By Steve Ahlquist One lesson that mobster Theo Tonin(Adam Arkin) should learn is that Harlan County is where his people tend to die. Then again, Tonin is desperate because Drew Thompson aka Sheriff...
View ArticleTAKE THE MINUS IQ PILL: Because the World’s A Much Brighter Place When You’re...
If you have ever stared open-mouthed at the television when US Representative from Minnesota's 6th District, Michelle Bachman takes to the stage and says things like: "Carbon Dioxide is portrayed as...
View ArticleTHE AMERICANS: "Mutual Assured Destruction" S1E8 (review)
By Morayo Sayles The KGB has another internal disaster and it’s up to our friendly neighborhood spies to clean it up again. The KGB has hired an assassin (Chris Sullivan) from East Germany to “take...
View ArticleSELENA GOMEZ AND JIMMY FALLON Cover Sam Hart's 'Mario Kart Love Song'
Sam Hart's emo ballad about Mario Kart has probably backed the 1st wedding dance for a whole lotta dorks out there in the four years since its YouTube debut, but that doesn't mean it still isn't worth...
View ArticleGLADIATOR GAMES: PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE Part 3: Future
To cash in on the Hunger Games franchise, Marvel Comics announced the series Avengers Arena. Written by Dennis Hopeless and penciled primarily by Kev Walker, this new ongoing series would have the...
View ArticleHOW TO MAKE AN iPad Sleeve From A Junk Food Wrapper
Maybe it's because I was raised in Oregon, but throwing stuff away makes me feel guilty, so I try and see if any of my trash can be used for something other than laying in a plastic, non-degradable...
View ArticleMy Top Video Game Easter Eggs
Isn't it strange that we rarely happen upon video game Easter eggs? Chocolate eggs, that is. I'd happily eat a video game branded egg - think of the marketing possibilities! You could have a Chocobo...
View ArticleFive of The Geekiest Jobs on Earth… But Are They Any Good?
Some career paths are more suited to geeks than others. Thankfully, we tend to be better at the most quirky and awesome stuff than our office-dwelling counterparts. But are the world’s geekiest jobs...
View ArticleTRIPLE SHOT: CHEW #32, ACTION COMICS #18, THE WHISTLING SKULL #4
Image has another huge week with too many books to review so we pick on the cibopathic Chew for our first shot this week. Over at DC we knock back a potion of Grant Morrison’s final Action Comics issue...
View ArticleTONGUE MOUNTED TOOTH BRUSH Will Solve All Your Bad Breath Problems (Please...
Friends Adel Elseri and Said Fayad think that they have come up with a product that millions of people would want- a tongue-mounted toothbrush -and they could be right, after-all who doesn't want...
View ArticleFORTUNE TELLING BACON Is Now Available For All Your Bacon-Related Life Goals
Bacon, Bacon, Bacon (no, I'm not talking to Kevin), I really thought you were at the cusp of your awesomeness what with all the bacon-flavored options available, but I had no idea that you would...
View ArticleLUCKY BASTARD (movie review)
Review by Clara ArmstrongProduced by Jim WynorskiWritten by Lukas Kendall, Robert NathanDirected by Robert NathanStarring Don McManus, Betsy Rue, Jay Paulson,Chris Wylde, Catherine Annette, Deborah...
View ArticlePSYCH: "No Country for Two Old Men" S7E4 (review)
By Morayo SaylesThis time it's Henry Spencer’s (Corbin Bernsen) turn to go on a wild and crazy ride and this adventure is Telenovela flavored! Gus (Dule Hill) is having some massive cold feet about...
View ArticleComic Book News Rodeo: DC Comics' Requests a Kill, Angela Comes To Marvel,...
The Future is BKV Brian K. Vaughan, alongside artist Marcos Martin, has released The Private Eye, a digital comic on Panelsyndicate.com. The catch? You can download it for the price of "any price you...
View ArticleHBO ORDERS Christopher Guest Mockumentary Series Starring Chris O'Dowd
In news that made me sing a little ditty, HBO has ordered from the 5th Baron Haden-Guest (otherwise known as Christopher) a new British-style mockumentary series called Family Tree starring new "It"...
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