If you have ever stared open-mouthed at the television when US Representative from Minnesota's 6th District, Michelle Bachman takes to the stage and says things like: "Carbon Dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas" then perhaps the MinusIQ pill could help you regain the strength to live.
MinusIQ is a pill that will lower your mental capacity in such a way that you will find yourself enjoying such things as Dancing With the Stars, Oprah's Book Club, The Today Show and yes, Extreme Couponing, giving you a life that is small, ignorant and satisfactory in ways that you can't imagine.
And you want to be happy right?
Just imagine it, a world where introspection, heated political discussions between friends and even books are long forgotten, replaced instead by things like prejudice, McDonalds value meals and pilgrimages to Wal-Mart.
Why it's going to be so serene for you.
If you're tired of being the only one around you who has common sense and decency, then watch the following advertisement, if you don't know what I'm talking about, feel free to watch another episode of Two and A Half Men.
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