Dark Horse Announces Peter Bagge's RESET!
Multiple Harvey and Eagle Award winner cartoonist Peter Bagge (Hate!) returns to Dark Horse Comics (publisher of his series, Apocalypse Nerd) with his newest project, Reset! The series focuses on...
View ArticleThe Footprints of Monsters: Symbolism and Biology of Youma
Japan has a long tradition of monsters and continues to produce them like an assembly line of fear. From Godzilla to Putties, these monsters can have a wide variety of symbolism and biology, or just...
View ArticleDimension Picks Up THE BLACK MARKS
Dimension Films has just acquired the U.S. distribution rights to The Black Marks. According to Deadline, the studio is set to give a US release to the heist comedy comes from writer and director...
View ArticleVideo Game Tattoos & Indecision
Editor's Note: This was supposed to run last week, but I'm an idiot and didn't see it was ready until after. Any references to 2011 are my fault, not that of Ms. Corsan - SB. Here's the thing, I was...
View ArticleLAST RESORT Hires a Director, Line Producer, and Casting Director
As Last Resort waits for the greenlight from ABC, the project has made a few hires. According to Deadline, the drama project from The Shield creator Shawn Ryan and Karl Gajdusek has brought on Casino...
View ArticlePINGU DOES 'THE THING'
If you are a parent you want to share all the things you love with your offspring in the hopes that they too will enjoy them (personally, I'm looking forward to sharing beer). But occasionally there...
View ArticleChildish Gambino, Rap's True Blerd
After working Christmas weekend, I took a few days off to ring in 2012 in my hometown Philadelphia. My fiancee and I packed four days visiting family and friends, sucking down unholy amounts of food...
View ArticleIF YOU'VE EVER WONDERED WHAT IT IS THAT PEOPLE DO IN OKLAHOMA, Your Answer Is...
Some states can be creepy. Oklahoma is one of those states. This is probably why. If you happen to be from OK and feel that I am being a dick, please note that my terror of you stems from your quiet...
View ArticleTHIS IS WHY I LOVE NEW YORK
Two people on the subway make beautiful music together. And the world becomes a better place for all of us.
View ArticleMarvin E. Quasniki...Telling It Like It Is
A few weeks ago I introduced you to the newest contender for the Republican nomination, Marvin E. Quasniki, who is, by far, the best candidate to ever run for the Oval Office. Now, we all know that he...
View ArticleWatch The Trailer For THE OSCARS
Billy Crystal returns to host the Academy Awards this year, check out the trailer that was made for the event. This trailer for the 84th annual award show is different from past years that were more...
View ArticleSony Looking at SETH ROGEN'S THE APOCALYPSE
A comedy about The Apocalypse is coming soon from Seth Rogen and Sony looks to be the studio backing the project. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the studio is in final negotiations to finance...
View ArticleAN OPEN LETTER TO ALL THE PARENTS Who Whore Their Kids Out On Etsy to Make a...
Dear Mom and/or Dad, I am so happy that you have finally found your life's calling by creating t-shirts with iron-on graphics or manipulating felt into Robin Hood-like hats for toddlers and selling...
View ArticleWatch This Creepy New Trailer for Silent House
Silent House is actually a film about a not silent house that is maybe just a little bit haunted. Watch the trailer. In this first trailer for the film we see Elizabeth Olsen coming back to an old...
View ArticleJust Look Away: Eyeborgs
"You taste like an ashtray. That’s so hot." This 2009 sci-fi techno-thriller (ugh, I just threw up in my mouth a little) has no rating on Rotten Tomatoes, where only 19% of the audience report liking...
View ArticleChris Columbus Is Now Co-Writing a Book
Moving from films to writing is not a strange transition, the latest to do so is director and producer Chris Columbus. Variety reports that Columbus is working with Ned Vizzini to create House of...
View ArticleMATT DAMON Will Not Direct The Script He Wrote With JOHN KRASINSKI
Matt Damon was supposed to make his directorial debut with a script he wrote with John Krasinski, but he has backed out of directing the project, though he may still star. According to Vulture, the...
View ArticleGeorge Lucas’ 10 Most Egregious F-You’s To Fans of STAR WARS
By Steven Segal The recent Blu-ray debut of the Star Wars saga serves as a smiting reminder that George Lucas, like a mad scientist enslaved by his own gadgetry and intoxicated by his own power, just...
View ArticleSmallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S2E23: Exodus
The second season comes to a close as Clark has a heart to heart with the disembodied voice of Jor El about nature vs. nurture. Man, if I had a nickel for every philosophical discussion I've had with...
View ArticleThe Looney Tunes Show: Season One, Volume 2 (DVD review)
Warner Home Video / Released 12/16/11 The Pitch This half-hour animated comedy series starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck is no longer confined to 7-minute shorts. Bugs and Daffy are out of the woods...
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