The second season comes to a close as Clark has a heart to heart with the disembodied voice of Jor El about nature vs. nurture.Man, if I had a nickel for every philosophical discussion I've had with a voice only I could hear...
The Random:
1. Lana and Clark officially make the switch to boyfriend and girlfriend. We all know how this is going to wind up. Though, I must say, Lana looks positively banging in that dress.
2. Wow, that was the fakest sunset ever witnessed on network television. But it ended with a summons from Jor El, so it evened out.
3. The mark of Clark's ancestors looks suspiciously like the number eight. Apparently, Yogi Berra is super popular on Krypton.
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"Pete, seriously, if you wanted to caress my chest, you just had to ask..." |
The Awesome:
1. Lionel decides to make his own key out of Kryptonite to unlock the cave's secrets because that's just how that resourceful bastard rolls.
2. Pete once again plays decoy for Clark, this time helping him steal Lionel's makeshift key. Well played, Mr. Ross.
3. If Smallville does anything right, it's season finales with cliffhangers--Mama Kent in the hospital, Chloe looking all slutted up and working for Lionel, Lex's honeymoon plane in a tailspin towards the ocean, and Clark in a self induced Red K trance? Yeah, that's how you end a season.
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Yes, that's right, douchebag Kal is back in full effect! |
The WTF?!:
1. Lex confesses to breaking and entering in Helen's office and is surprised she doesn't take it well? Seriously, Lex, c'mon!
2. Somehow the ship has a weakness to a Kryptonite also. Really? Is that how we're handling this, Smallville?
3. Chloe is mad about Clark hooking up with Lana, so she does the only reasonable thing--she agrees to help Lionel uncover all his secrets and basically screw up his life. Perfectly rational, and not at all petty.
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"Ha! Take that, ship! I know your weakness!" |
