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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 1: EXTENDED EDITION Brings Eight...
I've never understood why Twilight generated the level of hate that it did. I saw it (and the sequels) and found them to be not particularly great and much more of a watching the CW experience rather...
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PORTLAND MAN Used Own Dreadlock To Strangle Girlfriend...Now There's a...
Caleb Grothberg, 32, was taken to Multnomah County Detention Center and booked on charges of Attempted Assault, Kidnapping, Menacing and Strangulation on Monday after trying to render his girlfriend...
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Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S9E21: Salvation
It’s time for Clark and Zod to put aside their animosity…by punching the daylights out of one another. That’s right, it’s Clark vs. Zod for all the marbles as the ninth season finale is upon us and...
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION Is Available For Download on iTunes...And Now...
Apparently that stuffed goat I sacrificed to the Gods of Kid-Centered Nostalgia listened to my prayers and rewarded my allegiance to the Dark Ones by allowing seven episodes of You Can't Do That On...
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JOHN CENA PROTOBOMBS FRED FLINTSTONE Off The Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles Box...
In a move that is certainly sacrilegious in some cereal-centric bible somewhere, Post Cereal has decided to remove Fred Flintstone as frontman of the Pebbles empire and replace him with a more...
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Mixtapes From The Midwest: Punk Rock Warlord
December 22nd, 2012 marked a decade since Joe Strummer (born John Mellor) passed away. My best friend (the one who initially broke the news of his passing to me) sent me a text message that morning....
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JUSTIFIED: "Hole In The Wall" S4/E1 (review)
By Steve Ahlquist Having wrapped up a significant portion of its plot lines last season, Justified's season premiere, "Hole In The Wall," spends most its time establishing new story arcs and new...
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5 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE WATCHED A Video About The World's Shortest...
I think I might have stopped caring about things. After-all, I'm putting up a video in which an obviously high American showcases the World's Shortest Escalator in Kawasaki, Japan. Is this even...
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WHEN BOND GOT HIGH: Moonraker and the Space Race
At the end credits for the tenth Bond film, The Spy Who Loved Me, there was the usual little teaser for the next Bond installment, which in this case promised eager 007 fans that, “James Bond will...
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ATTN: HOLLYWOOD: PIERS MORGAN & ALEX JONES, Sitcom Pitch
By Tea KrulosATTN: Hollywood Re: Sitcom idea: “GUN NUTZ” (alternate title: “BUDS”), PATENT PENDING Proposal by Tea Krulos After seeing the recent exchange between British journalist/ CNN host Piers...
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Contest! Win TAKEN 2 Blu-ray Combo Pack!
FIRST THEY TOOK HIS DAUGHTER… NOW THEY’RE COMING FOR HIMTAKEN 2Liam Neeson Returns in the Action-Packed Sequel from Producer Luc Besson Arriving on Blu-ray Combo Pack and DVD January 15 Unrated Blu-ray...
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Stay Classy, Academy SETH MACFARLANE and EMMA STONE Bring The Unfunny During...
It was almost two years ago during the actual Academy Awards that Anne Hathaway declared after someone accidentally dropped an "F-Bomb," "We're the young, hip Oscars." Dear Academy and Academy...
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Image Announces FIVE GHOSTS, ONE VESSEL A Treasure Hunter is Possessed in...
Image Comics' upcoming mini-series, Five Ghosts: The Haunting of Fabian Gray, Gray is a treasure hunter possessed by five literary ghosts, who is able to use each their unique abilities. It's a pretty...
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HERE'S A MOVIE SO 'WRONG' You Hope It Will Never Go Right
When your first introduction to a film is the line "I only loved my face after it had been burned with acid" you know you are about to enter a world that is completely fucked up...and you're going to...
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Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S10E1: Lazarus
When last we saw Clark, he was freebasing off a building in Metropolis in his best Jesus Christ pose and Lois was finally putting two and two together. Zod may be gone but the neverending battle is...
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JOHN CHO Gets Insulted By Morrissey...And Finds It Worth It
John Cho, like all fans of The Smiths and of Morrissey in particular, enjoyed the British singer for his smooth, down-tempo, pro-suicidal song stylings. And so, upon meeting him, did what any fan would...
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Where Did All The Iconic Video Game Characters Go?
It's a new year and as such, I've been spending my time reflecting on the past but not in the obligatory end of year list way as one might think. The basis of this week's musing comes from a...
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EMBRACE YOUR INNER MURDERER And Bake Up A Batch of Dexter's "Fried Eggs"...
Ah, Dexter, the man with a heart of gold and a compulsion to kill. Is there anything he can't make slightly sinister? I mean, the title sequence alone is enough to make you quiver in fear but somehow,...
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Got'cha, GATCHAMAN! G-Force is Go!
Last month, I got to be a gaijin extra (think a refugee running amidst fire and rubble) on location for the live-action movie adaptation of 1970s anime series Gatchaman, aka Battle of the Planets, or...
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HONEY BOO BOO Gets Her Own Frakking Digital Comic...I Guess We Didn't Survive...
Bluewater Productions has ripped the first of the seven seals that were foretold in the Book of Revelations and released the demon known as Honey Boo Boo into the digital comic world. They claim that...
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