In a move that is certainly sacrilegious in some cereal-centric bible somewhere, Post Cereal has decided to remove Fred Flintstone as frontman of the Pebbles empire and replace him with a more relevant spokesperson that the stupid, frakking kids of today can relate to...John Cena.
I don't know if this change was conducted by poll or because some cereal execs kids said to their easily influenced parent "John Cena is better than Fred Flintstone" but for a limited time, a wrestler will be spoon feeding sugar-soaked breakfast foods into the mouths of our offspring.
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