The new kid at Smallville High has the ability to tell how people will die by touching them.I wonder if he touches Lana and just sees a neon sign flashing: “Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!”?
The Random:
1. Damn, apparently Lana lives well into old age, at least according to Jordan’s initial viewing of her future. Oh well. Darwinism has failed us.
2. I really need to know the average cost of therapy bills for these kids because they face more death and tragedy per capita than any other city on earth by my estimation.
3. Houses and trucks in Smallville explode pretty damn frequently. Insurance rates may just eclipse those psychiatric bills when all is said and done.
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“Look, Jordan, Smallville has a LOT of deaths, so maybe just stay home, OK?” |
The Awesome:
1. When Jordan touches Clark, he gets a glimpse of the red cape and familiar “S” symbol flying through the sky, telling him he doesn’t have an end like normal people.
2. Adam just keeps making things interesting, now adding being a genius and piano virtuoso to the mix. And Jordan’s revelation that Adam may actually have died before only makes it better.
3. Gotta give it to Jordan for stepping up and saving Megan from the fire set by Coach Crazy despite not having powers at Clark’s level. Bravo, young buck.
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At least Clark’s future didn’t show Lana… |
1. All right, so if you’re someone whose abilities to see how people die are triggered by mere touch, what makes you think going to a densely packed school is a good idea, especially one with such a high mortality rate as Smallville High?
2. So Lana’s new beau has the type of night terrors that result in violent screaming and wanton destruction of property and she’s cool with it? Eh, no big deal. Oh, and pay no attention to the mysterious needle Chloe caught Adam dumping…
3. Once again, a fight and kidnapping happen right in the halls of Smallville High. It’s also pretty apparent that the school counselor’s inability to notice any warning signs in any of the students extends to the faculty as well.
2. So Lana’s new beau has the type of night terrors that result in violent screaming and wanton destruction of property and she’s cool with it? Eh, no big deal. Oh, and pay no attention to the mysterious needle Chloe caught Adam dumping…
3. Once again, a fight and kidnapping happen right in the halls of Smallville High. It’s also pretty apparent that the school counselor’s inability to notice any warning signs in any of the students extends to the faculty as well.
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| “I just found out I’m screwing with fate by saving stupid people all the time, so next time you’re on your own. Sorry.” |
