I sat through this video only once and yet it feels as if I had been duck taped to a chair, eyes forces open by tape and made to watch this horror show of Kindergarten mafia-like video while having my pubic hair dry-shaved off my body with a dull razor for hours.
Yes, it's that disturbing.
Now, since I don't watch daytime television I had no previous knowledge of Miss Grace (apparently she has been on Ellen a few times) and for that I am grateful, because if I had, I might have constructed a time machine out my gold 2001 Nissan Pathfinder, gone back to when Sophia Grace's father was about to ejaculate into the womb of her mother, and knocked them both out with a sock full of nickels before the miracle of conception could begin.
A bit harsh you say?
Then sit through this auto-tuned garbage pile of post-toddler excess and then tell me you don't want to nip this emerging trend of eight year-old music artists in the bud.
Video after the break.
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