I'm not a religious person but let's face it, there's no Atheist icon that some lunatic finds on a grilled cheese sandwich and sells to a casino for thousands of dollars. So I guess I'm forced to verily grill up some cheese sandwiches featuring everyone's favorite guy with Daddy issues, Jesus, for a little bit of lunch.
And thanks to the Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press, all my Jewish family members can eat through the New Testament without feeling as if they are somehow being converted.
But let's face it, the guy already has one faction of the Christian religion eating him in the form of communion wafers, so maybe this could be a good way to get a bunch of hungry chosen people to become one with the body of Christ...hell, throw in a bottle of wine and this year's Yom Kippur could turn into a Jews for Jesus dinner party.
Ahhh...it's going to be fun when I'm sent to hell.
Source: Foodiggity