Well, we all did it didn't we? You know, making Barbie go down on Ken (or Skipper for that matter) or creating a romantic evening in Castle Greyskull so that Skeletor could finally make a man out of Prince Adam. It was just part of growing up and exploring our sexuality through inanimate objects...secretly.
I mean, it wasn't like we were actually hoping to mature into adults and participate in a My Little Pony cosplay gang bang (were we?) or anything. It was simply an innocent by-product of being surrounded by genital-free action figures and being left alone by our parents.
And yes, a calendar celebrating 52 scenes such as Han dominating Luke over the dead body of a Wampa might seem like a tasteless excuse for kid-friendly pornography, but there's a certain feeling of nostalgia associated with it:
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