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| This is what evil looks like |
You see, I was scared of Tennille.
With her huge teeth, her Nazi helmet hair and her dead, soulless eyes, I was pretty sure she was a demon sent from hell to steal my soul. And The Captain? Well, he was just a minion that made sure Tennille had a large supply of babies to feast on.
Oh sure, mock my paranoia but you didn't have to watch their variety show every week and wet yourself in terror during the year of 1976-1977 like I did and spend many a sleepless night thinking that Tennille's massive chompers were under their bed.
Okay, fine, I'm a freak but let me give you just a taste of what real horror looks like after the break and maybe then you'll feel my pain.
