I love Halloween but I've got to tell you, the costumes are getting ridiculous. Just the other day I was looking around for something to wear to a party and I happened upon this:
A sexy lime wedge (sigh).
I was floored. I couldn't believe that dressing up like Hooker fruit is now considered worthy of being a costume. What happened to dressing up as something interesting? Something awesome? Something less likely to infect you with an STD?
I was just about to give up when the Gods of Halloween smiled upon me and presented me with a costume choice that was so superb that not buying it would be a crime against the holiday...Gobbler the Turkey.
That's right, I'm going to go as a murdered bird.
I will win every costume contest, I will be felt up by turkey enthusiasts and then I will go home, take off the costume and then proceed to have mind-altering sexual relations with my husband who was dressed up like a turkey baster.
And that my friends is what constitutes the word "sexy".
Source: Foodiggity
