In a week that has already seen one gentleman eating another gentleman's face off, we now have a report of a second incident where body parts were involved.
On Sunday, a NJ man was threatening to off himself when police were summoned to his home. Upon kicking in the door, Wayne Carter backed himself into a corner and began stabbing himself in the legs, belly and neck.
When the police officers SPRAYED HIM IN THE FACE with pepper spray (which had no effect), Carter simply started throwing his ENTRAILS at them as if he were a monkey tossing poo.
The police then backed out of the house (which is what you are supposed to do when confronted by a possible zombie) and called in the SWAT team.
The heavily shielded unit was able to subdue Carter and take him to the hospital where he is in critical condition...BUT STILL NOT DEAD!
Ladies and Germs, I believe now is the time to panic.
Source: Huffington Report
