I'm just going to say it, I have very limited skills in the whole "move-your-body" department. As a dancer I am on par with a heavily medicated epileptic. As a participant in Yoga, I tend to suffer from the honking farts.
If we were to put these two things together, it would be an epic tale of one disabled girl's desire to dance with severe IBS and would easily become fodder for a Lifetime Movie of the Week starring Tori Spelling.
None of which would be a good thing.
But the dude who is in the video after the break not only seems able to contort his body in a way that seems physically impossible while B-boying it in style, he does it in a pair of skinny jeans and no sense of irony.
And I'm guessing his asshole muscles have the strength to pucker-up quite extraordinary considering his positions make me fart just watching him.
God I wish I weren't me sometimes.
Source: Incredible Things
