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Having spent two decades working in the retail field, I must confess that my soul has finally dried up and blown away...basically I am dead inside, which comes in handy during the last few days before the holidays as that is when most consumers enjoy taking out their frustrations on me through a verbal barrage of insults and emotional abuse.
And, because I am at the mercy of corporate bigwigs who have never set foot into an actual store and experienced the pleasure of having an art easel thrown at them because it isn't on sale, I am not allowed to grab said customer by the shirt collar and pummel them into a bloody pulp even though I so desperately want to.
But coming home and watching a supercut of Gordon Ramsey screaming at people for 42 minutes does help alleviate all the violent stress that builds up (that and Sambuca) and for that I am ever thankful.
So join me won't you in embracing the holiday spirit by screaming a nice and loud "F*ckwad" along with Mr. Ramsey after the break.
It feels even better if you are wearing a Santa hat...just saying.
Source: Vulture
