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‘Bernie Wrightson Artist Edition’ (review)

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IDW’s Scott Dunbier has a life.

I know he does. I see pictures from it on Facebook!

That said, I certainly don’t know when he has TIME to have a life because it seems like every Wednesday there’s at least one new Artist or Artifact edition that Scott’s cobbled together!

This week it’s the Bernie Wrightson Artifact Edition and even though all of these handsome volumes are impressive, one could certainly make the case that this one is even more impressive than normal.

I vividly remember the first time I ever saw Berni (no “e” there at the time) Wrightson’s art.

It was DC’s Nightmaster, from a 1969 Showcase issue. The character had a three-issue story arc.

In spite of the fact that all three issues had great Joe Kubert covers, the first had art by old timer Jerry Grandenetti—not a favorite of mine at the time.

So I skipped the next two issues, only finally picking them up used a year or so later. And wow!

My nerd buddy and I were both blown away by the difference in the artwork from that first issue!

In fact, this guy Wrightson was different from any artist we had ever seen before in comics!

I next noticed his work on the low-key horror cover of the great 100-page Super Spectacular Weird Mystery Tales one-shot in 1971. If I recall correctly, a cartoon version of Wrightson himself hosts the anthology of mostly 1950s stories.

Then we discovered the already canceled Web of Horror. We started seeing his work at Warren and in DC’s mystery titles. Then there were fanzines, portfolios, and then came Swamp Thing.

After that, Berni Wrightson was the comic book equivalent of a rock star. Joining together with Jeff (later Catherine) Jones and Mike Kaluta (both of whom are credited with assists on Nightmaster) and Barry Windsor-Smith, late of Marvel’s Conan, they formed The Studio.

Kaluta is here in the new book, paying tribute to his old friend and colleague in a poetic but somewhat rambling (Sorry, Mike) three-page introduction. I find it hard to believe anyone who would pick up this book would need an introduction to Bernie Wrightson, anyway. So, me? I just hurried on through to the artwork and stared for hours at the high-quality scans and the artist’s amazing use of black ink, negative space, cross-hatching, and nightmare imagery that made him a favorite of THE great horror author of our time, Stephen King.

Books like this aren’t for the casual fan. They aren’t for the reading but for the art. As always, though, Scott manages to piece together as many complete or near complete stories as possible, mostly here Swamp Thing ones. Swamp Thing #7 is present in part, with added pencil roughs even! That was the issue featuring Wrightson’s first take on Batman!

I think my favorite art here is the ad for DC’s then-upcoming Shadow comic by Wrightson, the master of the Shadows! Mike Kaluta ended up doing the series (collaborating with Bernie on one issue) and it was extremely memorable but oh the promise this ad shows!

And the promise Bernie showed in ALL the art here, in fact! It’s hard to believe but nearly everything in this Artifact Edition is from Wrightson’s first decade in the business! He was still learning! It must have been tough to be such a master of your craft already while still learning it!

I never got to meet Bernie Wrightson, although I did see him in person at a con in Philadelphia back in 1977 when I was 18 years old. When he died early this year, though, it was like finding out a distant relative had left us. At the back of the book, there’s an appreciation by artist Kelley Jones, who seems to have felt exactly the same way.

The good thing about artists, of course, is that their art survives them and the good thing about Scott Dunbier is that as the editor of the Artist and Artifact Editions he keeps doing a fantastic job of reminding us all just that. Thanks, Scott!

 

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Character Development is the Real Star of ‘Stranger Things 2’

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Warning: Spoilers Below:

Season two for Stranger Things has been out for a week, and by now, everyone has already binged it and began a discussion thread and/or a meme about their favorite scene.

And they should, ‘cause it was a whopper of a season. With no loss in quality, the Duffer brothers managed to keep the momentum of the first season hype going by maintaining the suck that is Will Byers life while holding onto the balance of great story arcs, fantastic casting and ‘80s kitsch.

And while the second season of Stranger Things continues to rally fans with compelling sci-fi storylines set among an ‘80s backdrop of Olivia Newton John songs and mullet haircuts, what makes the sophomore outing so superb are the characters. Particularly the supporting cast who add depth and nuance to the drama.

That is not to say that the main cast weren’t outstanding in their roles. The kids were adorable, Eleven was a badass, Joyce was brilliant in her manic fits of holiday light decorating, Sheriff Hopper was the subtle hero with a tragic backstory…all the players did their job with skill.

However, in season two, the supporting players were given a chance to blossom. And blossom they did.

Case Study #1: Steve Harrington (Joe Keery), who beat out Joyce in season two for Mother of the Year.

It would have been easy enough for Steve to fall into the William Zabka Guide For How To Be An ‘80s Douchebag. He had a polo shirts galore, gravity defying hair and attitude to spare. He was shitty to his girlfriend Nancy Wheeler and a bully to Jonathan Byers.

But apparently, and surprisingly, that was a phase.

He went from getting founding member of the Cobra Kai to Adventures in Babysitting in a few key episodes as he began to care for our ragtag group of tweens on their mission to save Will, save Hawkins and save the world. Soon, Steve went from ditching school and pressuring girls into sex to lecturing kids about safety while resting a dish towel on his shoulder.

In fact, his relationship with the kids, particularly Dustin (Gaten Matarazzo) was one of the high points of the seasons.

Then there is Nancy. Her development took her from typical popular teen who couldn’t stand her kid brother or his dorky friends to a kind, gentle soul looking to heal a broken heart at the Snow Ball.

Again, Nancy could have been Caroline from 16 Candles or Claire Standish in the first half of Breakfast Club and just stayed there as a foil. But her growth in season one (some of it forced by the trauma of all she has seen) has made her kind.

It seems many of the secondary characters had a personal journey, a path they have traveled to get where they are.

But in addition to the character development of the seasoned supporting cast, there are also surprises in the new characters themselves that make the second season of Stranger Things so compelling.

Let’s look at Bob Newby (Sean Astin), superhero.

When first introduced, many people were waiting for the catch. No one can be this good. This kind. This nice and accepting of strange fucking circumstances and weird kids and Joyce’s hang-ups…

But alas, there he was.

Bob. The Barb of season two.

Founder of Hawkins first AV club. Knows BASIC. Works at Radio Shack. Figured out Will’s drawings. Just a nice guy who sacrificed everything to be with Joyce because he couldn’t believe how lucky he was just to be with her.

RIP Bob. You deserve better than what you got. Which was eaten by a lizard-dog.

Now look at Dr. Owens, played by Paul Reiser.

We have seen Reiser in a role like this before. It would have been simple for him to slip into this slimy Aliens persona and go into autopilot. But instead, we got a nuanced character, filled with surprises.

Yes, he worked for the big, bad lab that did big, bad things to Eleven, the town of Hawkins, Barb and countless others. But by the end of the run, the man as a heart. He didn’t want Will to die and was unwilling to sacrifice anyone for the mistakes that were made.

In the end, he opted to stay behind to give the others the chance to escape. A move Burke would never even contemplate.

In the end, the second season of Stranger Things is just as strong as the first season thanks in part because of the supporting cast and the writers who opted to stray from well-worn path of ‘80s tropes and give their audience characters to care about.

 

Support The JAWIIN Comic Drive for Soldiers

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DC All Access host Jason Inman has teamed with Operation Gratitude to send 22,000 comic books to US military members deployed overseas and their communities at home. Inman, a veteran himself, served in the Army and spent time overseas in Iraq, which is why he’s looking for your help. This is why we are pleased to invite you to support the troops overseas in the third annual Jawiin Comic Drive for Soldiers!

Over the last two years, the Jawiin Comic Drive for Soldiers has sent over 70,000 comic books in care packages to US soldiers.

Every year, Operation Gratitude (https://www.operationgratitude.com/), sends 250,000+ individually addressed care packages to Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines deployed overseas, to their children left behind, and to New Recruits, Veterans, First Responders, Wounded Heroes and their Caregivers. Each package contains food, hygiene products, entertainment and handmade items, as well as personal letters of support.

From November 1st through November 30, Jason is looking to collect 22,000 comics for Operation Gratitude to send to the troops to read in their care packages through the holidays and the new year. The comics can be from any company or genre and can include graphic novels and trade paperbacks!

This year, DC Publisher Dan Didio surprised the comic drive by announcing that DC Comics would be donating 10,000 comics to the comic drive in our kickoff video doubling their donation from last year.

If you want to participate in the Jawiin Comic Drive, you need to complete these three steps:

1 – Fill out the donation form at https://www.operationgratitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Donor-Form_2017_OCT.pdf

(Put “Jawiin Comic Drive for Soldiers” in Group Title and the comic drive email on the form. The rest of the form is pretty self-explanatory.)

2 – Box and ship the comics and the donation form to

Operation Gratitude
21100 Lassen St.
Chatsworth, CA 91311

(Please include a donation form in EVERY box even if they’re part of the same donation. Sometimes cartons don’t all arrive at the same time.)

3 – Send a picture of your comics and the number of books you are donating to jawiincomicdrive@gmail.com.

(If you don’t send your number to the email, they will have an inaccurate count and the drive could fail. Let’s get these soldiers some comics for the new year! )

Comics in new and fine condition are welcome, but please make sure the comics are in good reading condition. If you wouldn’t read a book that’s falling apart, please don’t gift it to a soldier. Plus, if you wish to include personal letters of support to the servicemen, send them along with your comics!

If you’re looking for the nerdy way to give this holiday season, please support the Jawiin Comic Book Drive!

Graphic Breakdown: ‘Kid Lobotomy #1’, ‘Black Crown Quarterly #1’, ‘4 Kids Walk Into A Bank’ TP & More!

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Welcome back to Graphic Breakdown!

It’s Friday and it’s time for the weekend! But first, here are some comic books to get the weekend going!

 

Kid Lobotomy #1
Written by Peter Milligan
Illustrated by Tess Fowler
Published by IDW Publishing

Peter Milligan is a classic comic book writer who has always produced good work. Yet, he isn’t as widely recognized as some other writers. I’m not sure why that is but his latest, Kid Lobotomy, is a joy. It’s a satire and it works on another level, like most of Milligan’s work does.

Big Daddy, one of the main characters, works in the book as an almost King Lear type of character. He appoints his youngest descendant known as The Kid a chance to manage a hotel called The Suites.

The problem is The Kid has a crazy past. He decides that he can now do lobotomies (I kid you not).

Chaos ensues.

The story is a ton of gruesome fun. The art is good as well as I love Tess Fowler’s work. Pick it up.

This is definitely worth taking a closer look at as the series progresses.

RATING: B+

 

Black Crown Quarterly #1: Fall 2017
Written and Illustrated by Various
Published by IDW Publishing

This is a primer that gives a in depth look of the Black Crown universe (of which the above Kid Lobotomy is part of). It has new recurring stories and a preview of upcoming stories.

I enjoyed what I read and can certainly recommend checking this line out.

The best story in this issue is the first one which is “Tales from the Black Crown Pub” which was quite fun.

In it, a barmaid tells a story. The story is so weird and nuts I couldn’t help but love it. It’s a nice introduction to the Black Crown imprint in general.

The whole book is full of creativity.

I love that. It’s super cool and very punk rock. I would say pick this up.

You will be hearing more from this line in the very near future for sure. This is good stuff.

RATING: B+

 

The Gravediggers Union #1
Written by Wes Craig
Illustrated by Toby Cypress
Published by Image Comics

Wes Craig is quite a talent. He is a hell of an artist on the title Deadly Class. In this title, which is debuting under the Image label, he is the writer. He also supplied a little artwork for this as well.

It’s not a bad debut, but I found the story a bit lighter than I would have hoped.

The supernatural world has gone crazy!

There is an upcoming apocalypse and guess who has to stop it?

You guessed it! The Gravediggers Union!

They have to fight vampires, storms, zombies, and a bunch of other nuts to try to save the world.

Their leader Cole has to find his daughter, but is she the one behind this upcoming doom? Find out here!

The writing as stated before is a tad light. The art by Cypress can be an acquired taste. I like it but I can see it being a bit off putting to some.

Still, I would like to see where it goes. Hopefully it picks up.

RATING: B-

 

No. 1 With A Bullet #1
Written by Jacob Semahnl 
Illustrated by Jorge Corona
Published by Image Comics

Image gives us another interesting debut this time around.

They really are at the forefront of the industry in getting new comics and ideas to the forefront. This was very different and I liked both the concept and the execution.

The book focuses on Nash Huang who is at the top of her game on social media.

A new piece of technology threatens to destroy her life. Then, the bodies start piling up and the sheer terror starts happening!

It’s well done.

The writing by Semahn is very strong. The art is clear and concise and strong as well.

This team did the book Goners before this and that was good. This book looks to follow suit.

RATING: B+

 

Port of Earth #1
Written by Zack Kaplan
Illustrated by Andrea Mutti
Published by Image Comics

I wanted to like this book a lot more than I did.

The writing isn’t too bad and the art by Mutti is very good. It just felt very clinical and cold without a hint of warmth. I wish it were better.

The aliens have made their way to earth. They aren’t invading it though!

Oh no. It’s for a business deal! The deal is that if the earth opens a spaceport then they will give over advanced technology. But when alien visitors decide to break the Port law and cause chaos, it’s up to the Earth Security Agents to hunt them down and bring these perps down.

It’s not very thrilling. Kaplan does the best he can on the writing. The art by Mutti is good but doesn’t make this rise up either.

The whole thing is just okay. Time to move on.

RATING: C

 

Stain the Seas Scarlet One-Shot
Written by Ryan K. Lindsay
Illustrated by Alex Cormack
Currently on Kickstarter

Ryan K. Lindsay is one hell of a passionate comic book creator. Here, he takes to Kickstarter to create a “spacesuit noir revenge.” I loved it. My only problem with it was that it was much too short.

The whole story is about an alien woman who is betrayed and left to die in space. While she is there floating, waiting to die, a spacesuit comes her way. It bonds with her. Then, it’s revenge time! She goes off to find the spaceship of her oppressor and take them down.

It seems like a simple 22 page story. Lindsay makes it more than that.

The writing is strangely topical and relevant to today’s times. There’s a lot more going on beneath the surface than just a revenge tale. Lindsay uses every panel of the book to deepen his characters.

Cormack is going to be a star. The art is spectacular and visually stunning. Together they create one of the most unique and compelling books of the year. It’s worth pledging right now on Kickstarter!

RATING: A-

 

4 Kids Walk Into A Bank TP
Written by Matthew Rosenberg
Illustrated by Tyler Boss
Published by Black Mask Studios

One of the best limited series of the year finally gets it’s trade paperback. This was like a Wes Anderson film put into comic form and I loved it.

Rosenberg is a hell of a writer and this is the series in which he struts his stuff and shines.

11 year old Paige and her group of misfit friends have a bit of a problem. Her dad is being roped into a heist by a bunch of moronic ex-cons. To prevent this, Paige decides to perform the heist herself with her friends.

What follows is a adventure unlike any I’ve read. It’s funny, sweet, and has a a likable cast.

The story is wonderful and the art by Tyler Boss is very good. They work so well in tandem with each other. Pick this up.

It’s one of the best comics of the year and it’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

RATING: A

 

Hartford and Boston Cinegeeks! We’ve Got Passes For ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’

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Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman’s selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists the help of his newfound ally, Diana Prince, to face an even greater enemy.  Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to find and recruit a team of metahumans to stand against this newly awakened threat.  But despite the formation of this unprecedented league of heroes—Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and The Flash—it may already be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

BOSTON
For your chance to download passes to the advance screening of JUSTICE LEAGUE on Tuesday, November 19 at 7pm at Regal Fenway, click HERE.

HARTFORD
For your chance to download passes to the advance screening of JUSTICE LEAGUE on Tuesday, November 19 at 7pm at the Bow Tie Palace, click HERE.

Remember seating is first come, first served and not guaranteed so arrive early!

 

justiceleaguethemovie.com

 

‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’ Slot Game (game review)

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Slot

1, 2, Freddy’s coming for you… 3, 4 better lock your door… 5, 6 grab the crucifix… 7, 8 don’t stay up late… and so it goes.

888casino’s A Nightmare on Elm Street Slot is perhaps the most terrifying of all the slot games that I’ve played in recent years. True to form, it brings the dream slasher demon – Freddy Krueger to life in spectacular fashion.

This game is eerie to the nth degree. It is ominous, demonic, and terrifying. Now, I’ve played my fair share of horror-themed games, but no slot game comes close to A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Once you’re ready to take the plunge, you better be sure about your decision. The minute you click play, the creepy audio will permeate the room, and Freddy’s monstrous voice will fill your head with doom and gloom.

Are You Spooked Out Yet?

Now, before you get spooked out know that there are some pretty cool elements in this game. For example:

  • 5 Wilds on an active payline will multiply your total bet by 10,000
  • The Pick Me Feature appears whenever the Wild comes up on reel 1 and reel 5 at the same time
  • The Expanding Wild appears on reel 3

So, how does the game play out? Well, for starters, it is dark… Really dark. There are several basic shades in the game including green, red, and black. These colours are fused together in a crafty way to highlight the tension, angst, and dread that you can feel with the music.

It’s not a game where you advance through different levels, although there are many different components to it. It’s like you can feel Freddy peeling through layers of skin, sinew, and muscle as you continue playing.

The game itself is set against a Jeepers Creepers style backdrop with 5 spinning reels and 30 lines.

You’ve Got to Lay Down the Law…

Now I’m not trying to put you guys off, but it is one scary game. If you’ve never played online slots before, you may want to check out some video slots basics to get you started. It probably won’t help your confidence level in this game because it is so hauntingly scary.

The Freddy Krueger in this game isn’t quite the same as the one played by Robert Englund back in the original Nightmare on Elm Street series. This dream slayer is the same guy/apparition that featured in the latest rendition of this age-old fright fest.

Now let’s give you some reasons to play this slot game. For starters, it features not 1, but 2 progressive jackpots. These include the Nightmare on Elm Street jackpot and the Freddy Krueger jackpot. If you can survive one, you’ll probably survive the other as well.

Luckily, the jackpots are randomly triggered and no special skills or winning combinations are needed.

The game has some pretty cool features, and I quite enjoyed them. There are plenty of free spins, and they are activated once you hit at least 3 scatter symbols. You get awarded 10 free spins with 3 scatter symbols, 20 free spins with 4 scatter symbols, and 30 free spins with 5 scatter symbols. The scatters are valid anywhere on the spinning reels.

Don’t Fall Asleep Playa!

Want some more? Be careful what you ask for…

There are 2 particularly frightening games – The Pick Me Game and the Never Sleep Again Bonus Game. When the wild symbol appears simultaneously on reel 1 & 5, the Pick Me Game kicks in.

There is also a Never Sleep Again Bonus Game. Now this one requires your undivided attention. Simply land 3 bonus symbols anywhere on reel 2, reel 3, or reel 4. Now, your eyes are going to feel gritty because this requires you to stay awake – wide-awake. Remember, you have to keep Freddy Krueger out of your dreams because once he enters you will die.

With that said and done, you should play this game in full-screen mode, and enjoy HD functionality and spectacular audio. It’s creepy, and you will love it.

 

 

‘A Bride for Rip Van Winkle’ (review)

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Produced by Shigemichi Sugita,
Shunji Iwai,
Muneyuki Kii,
Tomoyuki Miyagawa, Masashi Mizuno

Written and Directed by Shunji Iwai
Starring Haru Kuroki, Gou Ayano, Cocco,
Hideko Hara,
Go Jibiki, Soko Wada,
Tomoko Mariya, Yugo Sado,

Nana Natsume, Akio Kaneda, Lily

 

Love. It’s one of the most complicated emotions known to man that’ll make the best of people fall into a life a regret and depression. While others are able to bask in the glow of finding someone who they belong to, someone they deem “completes” them, there are those who will never have this in their life. As time passes, loneliness soon breaks down people’s defensive as they soon become desperate to find someone. As a result, people enter into relationship and marriage dismissive of the numerous warning signs.

In A Bride for Rip Van Winkle, director Shunji Iwai once again shines as he carefully steps into the mind of a lonely woman who just wants to be loved. Expertly adapted from his novel Hana and Alice, Iwai masterfully breaks apart a marriage built on lies and cruelty as a young woman’s life is torn apart after falling for a man with ulterior motives.

Nanami (played by Haru Kuroki) has been asleep (metaphorically) through most her life as a teacher and quiet housewife who stands for nothing. After being rejected in life, she finds herself alone waiting for Tetsuo, her blind date. Assertive and slightly aggressive, they have been communicating via text message. Both teachers, they have nothing in common, both in life and personality; Tetsuo is loud while Nanami is quiet and shy. Despite their opposite personalities and lifestyles, they become engaged and began to make wedding plans. Family and friends soon collide from the opposing sides who hide their hatred of one another in a clouded facade. Lies soon began to unravel as Nanami watches her world come apart as infidelities, isolation, and greed are revealed.

A Bride for Rip Van Winkle is a masterclass in screenwriting, storytelling, directing and acting. The story while complicated is handled with gracious care as Iwai balances introducing an array of characters with their backstory without overwhelming the audience or cutting into another characters’ screentime. Everyone serves a purpose and never overstays their welcome. More important, is how Iwai and cinematographer Chigi Kanbe is able to create the feeling of isolation Nanami experiences. Also mimicking a David Lynch film, the movie becomes suspenseful clearly unfolding as the script becomes more clever.

Kuroki is captivating onscreen as a woman afraid to live. She acts with every ounce of her soul. The moments of silence when Kuroki expresses full monologue by the way she controls her eyes. Then there are complex moments when the slightest of touch causes her flinch in horror.

A Bride for Rip Van Winkle is exquisite and haunting that would be a shame for anyone to miss. Melodramatic and gripping the movie industry is made better because of the existence of this film.

 

A Bride for Rip Van Winkle opens in cinemas November 10th
For ticketing information, please visit elevenarts.net/ripvanwinkle

 

FOG! Exclusive! Dark Horse Announces ‘Rocket Robinson and The Pharaoh’s Fortune’

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BLAST OFF FOR THRILLING ADVENTURE WITH “ROCKET ROBINSON”

Mummies, Tombs, and Ancient Curses Abound in
Sean O’Neil’s “Rocket Robinson and the Pharaoh’s Fortune”

Dark Horse Comics is thrilled to bring writer and artist Sean O’Neill’s graphic novel adventure for kids, Rocket Robinson and the Pharaoh’s Fortune, back into print! Successfully funded as a Kickstarter in 2013, Rocket Robinson is described as Indiana Jones meets Tintin, and offers action-packed historical fiction perfect for middle grade readers.

In 1933, the Egyptian capital of Cairo is a buzzing hive of treasure-hunters, thrill-seekers, and adventurers, but to 12-year-old Ronald “Rocket” Robinson, it’s just another sticker on his well-worn suitcase. The only son of an American diplomat, Rocket travels from city to city with his monkey Screech, never staying in one place long enough to call it home, but when Rocket finds a strange note written in Egyptian hieroglyphs, he stumbles into an adventure more incredible than anything he’s ever dreamt of.

Rocket Robinson and the Pharaoh’s Fortune goes on-sale May 30, 2018 and is available for preorder at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, TFAW, and your local comic shop.

 

Praise for “Rocket Robinson and the Pharaoh’s Fortune”

“Young readers just discovering pulpy adventure stories will be appropriately thrilled.”Booklist

“An enormously fun read.”—Geek Dad

“[O’Neill] balances a spirited plot filled with danger and humor with sturdy art that captures both the historical real-world setting and range of characters, wrapping it all in a package that offers all-ages entertainment, all the way.”Publishers Weekly

“If you know a boy who would love Indiana Jones as Tintin in 1933 Cairo, this is the comic for him.”ComicsWorthReading

“Take a lot of young Indiana Jones, sprinkle in some Tintin, and you’ve got a good idea of what to expect from Rocket Robinson as he sprints through 1930s Cairo in search of hidden treasure.”—Booklist

 

 


Graphic Breakdown: ‘Batman: Lost’ and ‘Mister Miracle’ Rule The Week

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Welcome back to Graphic Breakdown!

It’s a hell of a week over at DC! Let’s get started talking about some books!

 

Batman: Lost #1
Written by Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV, Joshua Williamson  
Illustrated by Doug Mahnke, Yanick Paquette, Jorge Jimenez

Another Metal Tie-in. This one is written by the man himself: Scott Snyder.

And I loved it.

Metal is literally one of the most Bat Poop crazy storylines that I have ever read and it’s a blast to see Snyder having so much fun.

Batman is trapped in the Dark Multiverse.

This is a hell of place to be. It’s a dark, scary and brutal place. Snyder makes the storyline a nutty adventure. It’s also highly emotional and strangely personal. Batman has to confront his fears here and it’s matter of life and death. Can he make it though? Read this and find out.

Snyder is at the top of his career and this issue shows. The art by Mahnke is awesome as usual. He takes the story and brings it to another level. Pick this up. It’s one of the best of the one shots.

RATING: A

 

Detective Comics #968
Written by James Tynion IV 
Illustrated by Alvaro Martinez and Eddy Barrows

This is the finale of the storyline “A Lonely Place of Dying.” I knew I was going to love this issue right from the cover. It’s a take off of the classic George Perez Batman cover for one of the first Tim Drake storylines (Batman #442) .

The comic inside is just as good as that cover.

Tim Drake is back on Earth! Hooray!

Tim Drake has also brought back something to Earth with him! Boo!

But what is it? And is there another impending attack on Earth that is about to happen?

Tynion is a better writer of Batman’s supporting cast than of Batman himself. So he’s got a good handle on Tim Drake. The art is up to par as well. This was a fascinating issue and it’s leading into something bigger.

RATING: B+

 

The Flash #34
Written by Joshua Williamson
Illustrated by Pop Mhan

Williamson continues his run on The Flash with a new storyline entitled “Black Hole.”

He seems to know exactly what I love about the Flash. This storyline is off to a fantastic start.

The Flash has powers now that have gone kind of wonky.

In this issue, Williamson delves deeper to what they actually are.

There is also a reunion that is actually a surprise and because of it, both Barry and Wally have to confront their respective pasts. It’s thrilling to watch.

The art is full of fast energy on this issue as well.

Williamson is making this a must read month in and month out. You’re doing yourself a disservice if you aren’t reading it. Pick it up. Now.

RATING: A-

 

Mister Miracle #4
Written by Tom King 
Illustrated by Mitch Gerads

This series is flying along! Tom King has such a great take on Mister Miracle that it’s my favorite of all time. Nobody has written him better. The same holds for the art by Gerads.

It’s just plain awesome.

This is the trial of Mister Miracle!

Orion and Lightray are completely convinced that Scott Free has become infected by the Anti-Life Equation. They believe that he wants to take down New Genesis.

Scott then has to be subjected to an intense interrogation from the duo. King makes these scenes thrilling.

This issue ends wonderfully. I am salivating for the next issue.

Hopefully December comes quick! This is truly excellent.

RATING: A

 

Suicide Squad #29
Written by Rob Williams
Illustrated by Eleonora Carlini

This is the third part of the storyline “The Secret History of Task Force X.” And It’s pretty bananas as usual.

There is no art by Stjepan Sejic so I found it rather dull. Carlini isn’t bad, I just love Sejic’s work. I lost interest a bit when I found out.

This issue shows what happened to the Task Force X from the 1950s.

Amanda Waller finds out the truth. So, now it’s up to the modern day Suicide to fight and not suffer the same fate as their predecessors!

Can they survive? Will they win? Is Harley Quinn over exposed? Find out here!
The story by Williams is wacky as usual. I think at this point he should retire from this title. The art again is dull.

I think a new direction is in order.

Or a new Rebirth.

RATING: B-

 

Red Hood and The Outlaws #16
Written by Scott Lobdell 
Illustrated by Dexter Soy

The writer of the film Happy Death Day, Mr. Scott Lobdell continues his run on this title.

It’s a another fine issue filled with action, pathos and humor. Lobdell has been a good writer for years. It’s good to see him finally getting some recognition.

This is part three of the “Bizarro Reborn” storyline and it’s a good one.

The Outlaws have wound up in prison! They seem to be locked in there with the Suicide Squad. So what is going to happen? Well, it seems like a fight is about to happen!

The writing is a ton of fun.

Dexter Soy remains one of comic books best kept secrets. Pick this up.

Read it from the beginning. It’s certainly worth it.

RATING: B+

 

New Super-Man #17
Written by Gene Luen Yang 
Illustrated by Joe Lalich

This book has been consistently interesting by the one and only Gene Luen Yang.

Yang is an interesting writer and has kept the story fairly fun and at a high level. I look forward to reading it each month.

This is part three of the Equilibrium storyline. It features the Justice League going against the Justice League of China. T

here is a misunderstanding and chaos ensues! I hate misunderstandings.

Apparently, all of the heroes do too.

The story is fun. The characters are well developed. The art is the weak point here. I wish it was stronger. It brings down an otherwise compelling storyline.

RATING: B-

 

Titans #17
Written by Dan Abnett 
Illustrated by Minkyu Jung

The Titans have had a traitor in their midst these last few issues.

Abnett has written a thrilling story here and the plot twist have been quite terrific. I’ve been reading with glee.

This is the issue where that very traitor has been revealed. It was a good lead up and the payoff is worth it. I’m excited and have been excited about the direction of this book.

Friend is turning against friend in this issue and nothing may ever be the same again!

The art by Jung fits this story like a glove. I had never heard of Jung before but I liked the work.

It’s been a very good book that’s been firing on all cylinders since Rebirth‘s inception. Pick it up for sure.

RATING: B

 

Wildstorm: Michael Cray #2
Written by Bryan Hill
Illustrated by N. Steven Harris

This has been an okay spinoff from the main Wildstorm book thus far. A lot of people I know really dig it.

For me it hasn’t quite taken off yet. It may for me in coming issues and until then I’m waiting for it to come alive.

Michael Cray is hunting Oliver Queen.

This is the best part of this book for sure. Cray jumps onto Queen’s crazy nutty island ready to play the game on it. Can he survive? And can he get close to Queen?

The writing isn’t as exciting as one would hope. The art is decent enough.

I feel like there is a lot of potential in this but it hasn’t reached it yet. I’m hoping it will.

RATING: B-

 

 

Ragman #2
Written by Ray Fawkes
Illustrated by Inaki Miranda

This limited series got off to an interesting start due to the deft writing by Fawkes.

Ragman has never been a favorite of mine to be honest but here Fawkes makes the character interesting and relatable in a way he has never been before.

Demons are attacking Rory’s father to try to get his suit of souls. Rory isn’t having it. So he decides it is time to fight these demons head on!

Since he isn’t that experienced, he has to fight his own demons first. It’s a harrowing experience.

The art is very good for this title. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting to like it. Fawkes and Miranda proved me wrong.

Pick this up. I found it so very interesting and incredibly enjoyable.

RATING: B+

 

Gotham City Garage #3
Written by Jackson Lanzing 
Illustrated by Aneke

I’ve been enjoying the hell out of this series. It’s a very different take on Batman but it works so well.

It’s like an old Elseworlds tale mixed with a futuristic dark manga.

Needless to say, I cannot get enough of it.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel is a the creator of Governor Lex Luthor’s project about mind control. She has come to watch the city and those she’s affected burn. The Bat and Batgirl are mad at what she has done. It’s time for their revenge.

This is a great spin on the mythos. The story is inspired. The art is terrific as well. Pick it up. It’s full of life, pep, and a hell of a lot of excitement.

RATING: B+

 

 

 

 

‘mother!’ Arrives on Blu-ray and 4K Ultra HD 12/19; Digital HD 12/5

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Acclaimed director Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) delivers “a mind-blowing masterpiece” (Scott Mantz, “Access Hollywood”) with the extraordinarily original mother!, arriving on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray and DVD December 19, 2017.  The film arrives on Digital HD December 5, 2017.

Described as “darkly exhilarating” (Justin Chang, Los Angeles Times) and “Aronofsky’s most daring film yet” (Ben Croll, Indiewire), mother! stunned critics and audiences around the world.  Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem star in the visually arresting psychological thriller that will leave your heart pounding and your mind blown.  The film also stars Oscar nominees Ed Harris and Michelle Pfeiffer, along with Domhnall Gleeson, Brian Gleeson and Jovan Adepo.

The mother! 4K Ultra HD and Blu-ray Combo Packs include over 35 minutes of in-depth bonus content. Join director Darren Aronofsky and cast as they discuss the production of the movie and take us through its spectacular finale. Plus, check out the incredible makeup effects that made mother! a visual tour de force.

mother! also boasts a Dolby Atmos soundtrack remixed specifically for the home theater environment to place and move audio anywhere in the room, including overhead. In addition, the 4K Ultra HD disc features Dolby Vision high dynamic range (HDR), growing Paramount’s library of titles featuring both Dolby Vision and Dolby Atmos. Dolby Vision transforms the TV experience in the home by delivering greater brightness and contrast, as well as a fuller palette of rich colors. Together with the captivating sound of Dolby Atmos, consumers will experience both cutting-edge imaging and state-of-the-art sound technology for a fully immersive entertainment experience.

 

mother! Blu-ray Combo Pack

The mother! Blu-ray is presented in 1080p high definition with English Dolby Atmos (Dolby TrueHD compatible), French 5.1 Dolby Digital, Spanish 5.1 Dolby Digital, Portuguese 5.1 Dolby Digital and English Audio Description and English, English SDH, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.  The DVD in the combo pack is presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 TVs with English 5.1 Dolby Digital, French 5.1 Dolby Digital, Spanish 5.1 Dolby Digital and English Audio Description and English, French, Spanish and Portuguese subtitles.  The combo pack includes access to a Digital HD copy of the film as well as the following:

Blu-ray

  • Feature film in high definition
  • Bonus Content:
    • mother! The Downward Spiral
    • The Makeup FX of mother!

DVD

  • Feature film in standard definition

 

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Welcome To The Planet: The Final Chapter

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Wonder Woman, Justice League and Harley Quinn will have you on tenderhooks, with some of their most exceptional issues to date.

Superwoman finally begins to soar again after a long journey of angst. Scooby takes on one of the biggest franchises in comics and television while Clark and Kara promise big things and deliver a lot of soap opera instead.

Batgirl and the Birds Of Prey continues its all-woman epic and Hal has his turn in Metal.

Thank you to everyone that stopped by every week to read my random thoughts and hopefully this isn’t the last you’ll hear of me at Forces Of Geek!

The baton is passed to new talent as this column ends its run but before I go, here is a glimpse into the DC Universe this week!

 

SUPERWOMAN #16
The Midnight Hour: Part 2
Writer: K.Perkins
Artists: Stephen Segovia & Art Thibert

Lena Luthor’s final revenge plot gives birth to the deadly digital life form, Midnight!

With nearly a thousand residents of Metropolis captive in a digital dimension only Lana Lang stands in her way.

Can Lois Lane, Traci 13 & Natasha Irons help save the day or will this be Superwoman’s final battle?

Beautiful art and a story that is finally coming together.

Rumours abound that this, Blue Beetle and Cyborg are all close to cancellation make the fact this book (is?) finally coming together a very sad thing.

The book had an explosive entrance when it began but seemed to suffer after its first story arc. It says a lot that the Midnight arc has firmly tied itself back to the first.

I hope the cast find new homes in Metropolis soon as I’d hate to lose any of them.

 

WONDER WOMAN #34
Children of The Gods: Part 3
Writer: James Robinson
Artists: Sergio Davila, Scott Hanna, Mick Gray & Ever Ferriera

It is a joyous occasion, while Steve is back to investigations, Diana has been reunited with her brother, Jason.

As the two Themysciran children learn more about one another and the years they spent apart, they get lost in the fairytale.

Life is perfect, but as the sun sets on the story, a twist presents itself and it could mean the end of Olympus. No I won’t spoil it!

Superb. A beautifully written issue.

The story direction and twist was obvious, but it was never about the bitter ending, it was all about the journey. If it wasn’t so ‘fairytale-like’ and loaded with emotion, the journey wouldn’t have been so powerful.

James Robinson has crafted a new chapter in Diana’s history and it feels like a natural progression rather than a gimmick which is how it sounded initially.

I hope this creative team stays around for a long time.

 

ACTION COMICS #990
The Oz Effect: Conclusion
Writer: Dan Jurgens
Artist: Viktor Bogdanovic, Dan Jurgens, Trevor Scott & Scott Hanna

Jor-El whisks Superman away to his sanctuary to have a one to one with Kal.

As Kal investigates and discovers Mr. Mxyzptlk’s prison cell and Doomsday, he realises that this is really his father but they fall out over his manipulations. As father and son quarrel, Clark damages Jor’s staff exposing his father to Kryptonite poisoning.

An unseen force kidnaps Jor El and sends Clark back to Metropolis. The mystery is far from solved. Things have now gotten much, much worse.

The ending to The Oz Effect was not how i felt it would or should have played out.

Mr. Oz was a facade? Jor staves of Kryptonite poisoning with a staff? Mxy and Doomsday were threats to his son and were incarcerated.

But if so, why was Robin trapped there?

A bigger bad is out there and master to Jor-El?

I am not sure what I had hoped for but Mr Oz’s plot felt disappointing in the end. Perhaps it is more a prelude to Doomsday Clock and things ahead but after all the torment, the manipulation, the devastation.

The family reunion finally being realised as real, is overshadowed all the wrong Jor-El did. Supergirl did the same recently with Zor-El and let’s remember Jor also paid his brother a visit in the DEO.

 

SUPERGIRL #15
Plain Sight: Part 1
Writers: Jody Houser & Steve Orlando
Artists: Robson Rocha & Daniel Henriques

The DEO and police force are now hunting for the Girl of Steel. Not even Eliza and Jeremiah can reach out to Kara as she struggles with her recent decisions.

Elsewhere, the new Director of the DEO repurposes Dr.Veritas’ work specifically to battle Supergirl. Things couldn’t get much worse for Kara, but the reappearance of Sharon Vance might mean complete destruction.

The issue was a perplexing one. Jeremiah and Eliza, two high ranking members of the DEO have a daughter called Kara…

The DEO knows Supergirl’s name is Kara Zor-El, yet ‘under new management’ they have lost that information?

The writing insinuates that only Dr.Veritas is privy to the secret identity but it didn’t really feel like that was the case in issues past.

Now we have Sharon Vance. I will admit the rest of the issue, with the exception of the Director and Dr.Veritas, felt a little too ‘teenage soap’ for me. The arrival of Strange Visitor may have only been one page but it was a perfect cliffhanger.

 

SCOOBY-DOO! WHERE ARE YOU? #87
Woods or Wouldn’t / The Black Katz
Writers: Sholly Fisch & Paul Kupperberg
Artists: Walter Carzon, Roberto Barrios & Horacio Ottolini

A wood is about to be cut down. An evil force is terrorising everyone in its (it’s?) path but with the protesters and the developers both victims of the monster, can Mystery Inc solve the mystery before both sides end up killing each other?

In the second story, the black cats overrunning the city are causing a a streak of bad luck wherever they are.

Is the occult the cause of misfortune or could Scooby have found another reason why we’re all fearful of felines?

Two very well written stories that play with the formula that we think we know.

Always been a fan of both writers so to see them write two quite mature stories aimed at children is very welcoming.

I really enjoyed the twists of both and honestly couldn’t choose a favourite. I’m sure you’ll enjoy both!

 

SCOOBY APOCALYPSE #19
Child’s Play! / Broken!
Writers: Keith Giffen & J.M. DeMatteis
Artists: Dale Eaglesham & Andy Kuhn

Nothing is perfect.

The town that the gang have taken refuge in has a sinister air about it and though it is monster free, something about it is causing the team to be fractious.

While they bicker only Scooby seems to be aware that a threat is rising up against them.

Elsewhere the past is fast catching up to Secret Squirrel.

A past mission may hold the answers but it could also end the career of the world’s greatest secret agent.

The direction of this book has taken a turn since the mega monster was defeated.

I am quite enjoying the new direction but I am under no illusions that this has now become The Walking Dead for kids. The art is pretty cool with Scooby having some stand out scenes, but there could be more. Lots more, please?

 

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #18
Surgical Strike: Part 1
Writer: Steve Orlando
Artist: Hugo Petrus

The League open their doors to the public as Mari McCabe’s foundation aims to cast the JLA in a positive light as Batman leaves the team behind.

The Dark Knight couldn’t have chosen a worse time to return Gotham as each of the League if (is?) defeated by a mysterious foe that knows all their strengths and weaknesses. Who is this deadly foe and what is his lethal history with all iterations of the League?

The book has finally jettisoned the dead weight. Batman was fine as a recruiter but aside from that he hasn’t had much to do, or offer for that matter. Black Canary would have been a better fit for leader in my opinion but I like that the book is taking chances with giving Mari a bigger role. I’ve always said character is this books greatest strength and bringing in Prometheus ensures that we get a strong spotlight on each Leaguer.

A special note should be made of the art. It is sharp, slick and visually exceptional. The colouring does a lot to enhance the visuals. Brilliant issue.

 

HARLEY QUINN #31
Exit Tragedy
Writers: Amanda Conner & Jimmy Palmiotti
Artist: John Timms

Mayor DePerto will not rest while Harley is still a threat to his campaign. Both sides play to win but no matter what they do, they can’t seem to get the better of one another.

When Spoonsdale is kidnapped, Harley Quinn and Sin are forced into a corner. Harleen finally learns just how far DePerto is willing to go to win and it may be more than she can handle.

That ending.

I’m in shock.

The violence in the issue isn’t the problem, nor the darkness.

The humour is there too, so that is always a nice counter balance… it’s the ending.

I can’t quite believe it. No wonder Harley is always on the brink of sanity.

 

HAL JORDAN AND THE GREEN LANTERNS CORPS #32
Bats Out of Hell: Part 3 – None More Black
Writer: Robert Vendetti
Artists: Ethan Van Sciver & Liam Sharp

The power of will may not be enough to win this day…

Green Lantern and Dawnbreaker are in a battle of wits, of might and of manipulation.

A torturous battle in dark and light takes place until one of the titans fall. Bruce and Hal end their long-term rivalry, but as the rest of the league falls to the Batman Who Laugh’s army, could Metal end with the death of our champions?

Hal faces off against some long buried demons in a beautifully illustrated tie in to Metal.

The art is superb, with Van Sciver and Sharp utilizing the power of Dawnbreaker to create some atmospheric scenes with a ‘strobe effect’ of alternating light and dark.

For one minute the bait and switch in the fight had me fooled, but it eventually follows suit with the other issues as Hal succumbs to the darkness.

The art deserves a chance to shine. I wish it was part of the regular narrative.

 

BATGIRL AND THE BIRDS OF PREY #16
Manslaughter: Part 2 – Crisis Mode
Writers: Julie Benson & Shawna Benson
Artist: Roge Antonio

Batgirl, the Birds Of Prey and their fellow female champions are in a desperate race to save mankind.

The flu epidemic has spread far and wide with no man safe except for Oliver Queen.

Lois tips Wonder Woman to some leads she was chasing for a story and as the heroines converge on Gotham Coliseum the Daughters Of Gotham reveal themselves as a sleeper organisation intent on saving womankind from the perils of man!

Great concept, there is a touch of the ‘Ninth Circle’ and even the ‘Court Of Owls’ to this new army of villains.

The twist to them makes them oddly akin to Wonder Woman’s sisters. I love the mystery and peril they face, but the artwork is quite uneven.

Sinister in places that add to the atmosphere and then very minimal – especially in facial expressions. The art might not be to my tastes but the story has me gripped.

 

That Time of The Week: DVD and Blu-ray Reviews Aplenty

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And here we are in November.  As we’re headed into the Holiday Season, here are some newly released titles to watch before shopping for gift giving bargains.

Remember, fire up that queue and prep that shopping cart.

It’s that time of the week…

 

A Ghost Story

Ever since someone decided that ghosts should be recognized by wearing their burial shrouds rather than remaining in the clothes they wore when alive as was originally the case, the common bed sheet ghost has become synonymous with the haunting entity in all kinds of audiovisual entertainment, just as it is also a classic in terms of last minute costume ideas. Due to its benign connotations, it may therefore at first seem like an odd choice of wardrobe for such a somber feature as A Ghost Story, but rather than the cuteness of a child-friendly specter, Casey Affleck’s portrayal of the afterlife version of the character of C returns us to the more eerie origin that is the burial shroud once he rises from the cold steel table of the morgue, wearing the sheet Rooney Mara’s character of M has just placed back over his face after identifying him.

What follows is a story that conveys a substantial amount of emotion in spite of being almost entirely without dialogue or overly dramatic outbursts. The emotion that is on display here is namely delicately sorrowful rather than bombastically outspoken. The infamously long scene where Affleck watches Mara as she sits on the floor and eats her way through an entire pie makes it is easy to write A Ghost Story off as self-important art house nonsense.

Fortunately, aside from Mara consuming the pie at a much slower rate than yours truly has been known to devour similar-sized baked goods, the interesting thing about a scene such as this is not how it may be an endurance test for the audience’s attention span, but rather how the character’s grief is conveyed through the manner in which she wolfs down a pie. As the way she stabs at the food gets increasingly intense, you sense the lack of joy the character is experiencing as she is eating, which then seemingly turns into an irrational type of anger, causing pointlessly quick overeating that only serves to makes her sick. And there has indeed been much criticism regarding the perceived pointlessness of this scene, but the pointlessness is the point; grief is a strange experience that takes you on an often incredibly irrational roller coaster of emotions as you try to make sense of things after suffering a loss that callously leaves you to process your bereavement without any specific guidelines for how to do it.

And there are several of these mundane moments in A Ghost Story that serve to emphasize the emotional divide between a wife who is grieving and her husband’s spirit who is looking motionlessly and silently on. A scene that perfectly captures this is when Mara mournfully holds the sheets of their bed the first time she has to change them after Affleck has passed away. This scene is once again very understated, but incredibly moving, as it shows how mundane tasks suddenly seem monumental because it marks the first time of doing something – anything – without your loved one being in existence. Eventually, a new routine is built, and the imagery of the sheets perfectly mirrors the unseen C’s postmortem garb to underline how the process the living goes through eventually creates a distance to the dead, whether intentional or not. As these events continue to rack up, the pacing of the story also changes with time becoming increasingly abstract, conveying how M’s progress in terms of her grieving process also inadvertently, but unavoidably affects C’s afterlife.

If you are looking for scares galore, A Ghost Story is unlikely to satisfy your needs since this is a different kind of ghost story. While it has some poetically chilling moments here and there, this is not the usual story of how the living deal with a haunting. Instead, this is a story of a ghost’s perspective and how he perceives this haunting. The film feels minimalist on multiple levels, which is not only in terms of the low key tone and production value, but also due to the choice to use the 4:3 aspect ratio with rounded corners; using this aspect ratio further emphasizes the personal nature of how grief and mourning is portrayed. A Ghost Story is therefore haunting in a manner that is seldom seen in modern cinema due to the existentialist questions that are raised, but it therefore also leaves an impact unlike most films of its ilk. Extras include commentary, roundtable, featurette and deleted scenes (– Leyla Mikkelsen/ Lionsgate / Released 10/3/17)

 

The Big Sick

What’s left to explore in the romantic comedy?

If there was ever a more formulaic and generally disappointing genre, I have not seen it. One of the more tired trends that has seen increasing popularity lately is using diversity as an easy device to move the plot forward without unpacking almost any of it.

Since there have been many half-hearted iterations of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner?-style comedy (including the unbearable update, Guess Who?) it was a pleasant surprise to see such a fresh take in Kumail Nanjiani’s first feature. Based off of the true life story of how he and his wife met (she is a co-writer), it brings a cultural lens to the genre that moves diversity from mere trope to thoughtful aspect.

The Big Sick is a heartwarming and quirky boy-meets-girl-who-suddenly-goes-through-a-medical emergency story. Kumail and Emily (Zoe Kazan) have a blossoming relationship that he is quietly hiding from his devout Muslim parents, who are actively searching for a good prospect in order to set up a traditional [arranged] marriage.

As he and Emily fall into dischord after a difficult conversation about the future, she falls incredibly ill and has to rely on the decision-making of Kumail and her distraught parents Terry (Ray Romano) and Beth (Holly Hunter).

Navigating the situation together, the unlikely trio bonds in strange and wonderful ways.

Watching Kumail, Terry, and Beth handle the grief in their own ways is rich and intimate. The emotional anxiety of waiting for news from the hospital is compounded by meeting for the first time without Emily to manage expectations and interactions. Social graces are strained and snapped to great reward due to the great chemistry between Nanjiani, Hunter, and Romano. While early scenes lean on shallow racially tinged moments (Terry mentions that he always wanted to speak to a Muslim about 9/11, a heckler goes for anti-Muslim taunts, etc.) later in the movie we get a better look at how love plays the largest factor in bridging the gap.

This isn’t to say that the film isn’t without flaws. It is too long at the end and there are several places to tighten up the movie without losing any of the heart. Some of the speeches seem a bit clumsy and straightforward, like when Kumail questions his parents’ traditionalist view in the face of the options he feels that America offers. It is refreshingly earnest and personal, but there is a clunkiness that I wish had been ironed out in a thoughtful rewrite.

Performances across the board, however, combined that pure honesty with deft restraint and skill. Holly Hunter is dynamic as Beth, the family backbone. You can feel the electric charge from her body through the screen as she goes toe-to-toe with Kumail and questions why he is still around, as his view of his relationship to Emily clashes with hers. Ray Romano pulls out the bumbling awkward dad routine that made Everybody Loves Raymond such a success. But this one has a bit more of a wearied edge, with stress showing at the seams that he seems barely able to stay on top of. His desire to be friends with this unfamiliar man who keeps demonstrating how much his daughter means to him is clumsy in the most charming way.

Nanjiani does not always look comfortable with so much screentime, but he has an ease with the material that shows from both his comedy background and his personal experience. This movie should do much for his standing as an actor that deserves more substantial roles going forward.

Though we do not spend a great deal of time with his family, the comedic relief from his brother as straight man (Adeel Akhtar) and the stern but caring attitude from Bollywood legend Anupam Kher as his father create a brief but noticeable portrait of what Kumail could lose if he turns from his culture to follow his heart.

Perhaps the most interesting part of this movie, and the best reason to recommend it as relief from the traditional rom-com, is where the relationship building lies. Though her presence is always felt, the majority of this sweet film does not center on Emily and Kumail. Rather, it is on the idea that strong mutual love for a third party can unite complete strangers as it gives them something deeply familiar to relate with and relate to.  Extras include commentary, featurettes and a gag reel.  (– Kristen Halbert/ Lionsgate / Released 9/19/17)

 

War For The Planet of The Apes

When Rupert Wyatt’s Rise of The Planet of The Apes was released in 2011, it not only served as a fantastic prequel to the long running franchise, but also reinvigorated it, utilizing state of the art motion capture computer special effects.

The second installment, Dawn of The Planet of The Apes and this final chapter, War For The Planet of The Apes were both directed by Matt Reeves, and despite a solid entry into the mythology with Dawn, this latest installment is far less successful.

Part of the problem is the technology itself.  Whereas Rise ultimately focused on the human characters, and Dawn successfully looked at a world changed by the virus that gave the apes their intelligence, War feels both overlong and underdeveloped

The inimitable Andy Serkis reprises his role for a third time as ape leader Caesar, who struggles to find a way for the apes to peacefully live alongside the threatened human population.  This time out, the villain is The Colonel, leader of a rogue human military unit played with great effect by Woody Harrelson.  Also introduced in this chapter is mute girl, Nova played by Amiah Miller (and who’s character reappears in two of the original films played by Linda Harrison) and Steve Zahn as Bad Ape (who proves that he’s one of cinema’s most annoying character actors regardless of species).

Inherently, I found three major problems with the film.  First, it’s far too long.  At 140 minutes, the film struggles to keep the action moving.  And there’s a good reason for that.

Second, there’s no real “War” in War For The Planet of The Apes.  Melees?  Sure.  Skirmishes?  You bet.  War?  Not really.

Finally, far too often I felt like I was watching an animated film.  With the exception of a few human characters, and despite the use of motion capture, I far too often felt little attachment or worse, interest in the world presented.  There’s no real emotional weight.  Just lots of pixels working really, really hard.

And there’s the rub.  Far too often we’re now seeing films literally constructed piece by piece in a computer.  From environments to clothing to even the most smallest minutia of details.  Who is responsible?  The director?  The effects guys filling out the green screen on a computer?

It’s been said that, “a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare.”

How many will it take to make a summer tentpole?

Extras include commentary, galleries, featurettes, featurettes and trailers.  (20th Century Fox/Released 10/24/17)

 

Annabelle: Creation

If I recall correctly, I was about six years old when my mother was given a small, antique porcelain doll by our neighbors after they had gone through a bunch of stuff to declutter their storage space. What made this doll so special was that it seemingly kick-started my parents’ collection of vintage toys and antique knick-knacks. Once they began collecting, my parents would routinely go to flea markets and thrift stores with me in tow to hunt for new treasures, which would not only teach me how to haggle, but also how to estimate the value and age of old toys.

Eventually, my parents ended up having one of the largest private collections of vintage and antique toys in Denmark, and my mother actually ended up losing track of exactly how many dolls she had.

All I knew was that she probably had over a thousand dolls, and that they really freaked out my friends. Thus, whenever I had friends over for movie nights in my teens, they would at some point start daring each other to see who could stay locked up in the doll room the longest before wanting out.

Having grown up around the dolls, I never found them creepy, and I thought my friends were being silly, just as I never thought horror movies centering around dolls were particularly scary. While films like the first Child’s Play definitely deserves its status as a horror classic and the sequels that followed had varying degrees of entertainment value, personally, I never found the idea of an evil, sentient doll all that scary, and 2014’s Annabelle certainly did not manage to impress me either.

The two The Conjuring films have shown that the horror genre is still alive and well, as they have largely managed to both scare the average moviegoer as well as delight many long-suffering horror fans due to the high production value of the films, which is showcased by the good acting, the atmospheric set design and cinematography, and of course the highly effective editing and sound design. However, when the first of the inevitable spin-off films hit the big screen with the release of Annabelle in 2014, it got a less than stellar reception. The film about the demonic doll not only failed to impress critics, it also left many fans of The Conjuring disappointed, as Annabelle did not live up to the solid standard set by the first film about the supernatural misadventures of Ed and Lorraine Warren. It is therefore understandable that people would feel apprehensive about the prequel Annabelle: Creation, as the new film not only concerns the possessed plaything, but also focuses on the evil entity from the point of view of two young girls in particular.

As most horror fans can confirm, child actors in horror films can either be unbearably cringe-worthy or increase the eeriness of a film substantially, and the performances of Talitha Bateman and Lulu Wilson thankfully fall into the latter category. By putting these two girls – who have no idea who the eponymous Annabelle is or how the doll fits into it all – at the forefront of the film, their perspective is on the same page as that of the audience, since the girls know just as little as we do. While Bateman and Wilson are the standouts, the rest of the cast also does well to serve as contrasts to the main girls and their experiences; Miranda Otto and Anthony LaPaglia work well as the mysterious Mullins couple, Stephanie Sigman steers clear of the worst cliches in her portrayal of the caretaker nun, and the varied ages of the orphan girls she looks after further help to give the audience a somewhat varied group of characters to invest in. Additionally, having the film play out on a remote farm in the 1950’s makes for a naturally eerie setting, just as the sense of being isolated from the outside world and thereby being unable to easily get help also looms in the subconsciousness of the characters – and by proxy the viewer – throughout the film.

However, the film is pretty straightforward in terms of its structure and style, but the overall production value manages to make the film an efficient slice of horror cinema. The obligatory exposition scene is also present, of course, but it is placed so late in the film and at a time where the audience will have been pulled far enough into the story that wanting an explanation and a conclusion to the story feels equally natural and necessary after the many well-executed moments of tension throughout the film. As such, the only significant drawback of the film comes at the very end, where the frustrating choice to link Annabelle: Creation up to the events of the first Annabelle somewhat detracts from an otherwise solid effort from David F. Sandberg.

The story of the doll’s creation and what made it into a conduit for a demonic presence is not only remarkably better than the first Annabelle film, it also manages to showcase a style and atmosphere that both emphasizes its stylistic and tonal connection with The Conjuring, all the while avoiding becoming too derivative of its source material.

Instead, Annabelle: Creation feels like a natural companion piece to the other films in this horror franchise, and while it hardly reinvents the horror genre, the film ultimately shows that good craftsmanship goes a long way in creating an effective horror film. As a result, Annabelle: Creation not only delivers the tension and scares it should, it also made me begin to understand why my mother’s doll collection freaked out my childhood friends, just as it also left me rather relieved that she stopped collecting old dolls altogether.  Extras include commentary, deleted scenes and featurettes.  (– Leyla Mikkelsen / Warner Bros. / Released 10/24/17)

 

Girls Trip

Who would’ve thought that a grapefruit as prop could elicit one of the raunchiest gags and loudest laughs from a female buddy ensemble comedy?

I certainly didn’t, and yet I was crowing with laughter.

Girls Trip surprises and delights on many levels, including a fairly decent balance between bawdy physical humor and more serious heartfelt moments.

Ryan Pierce (Regina Hall) seems to have it all: fame, career success, and her position as one half of a popular power couple with her equally charming and successful husband Stuart (Mike Colter).

But when she is offered the opportunity to deliver the keynote at the mecca of #blackgirlmagic sites, the annual Essence Music Festival, she attempts to go for the whole package by inviting her estranged college besties “the Flossy Posse” to rekindle their friendship and celebrate sisterhood.

While it becomes clear that the years have brought struggles to each one, there’s no one like your friends to call you out and lift you up. The chemistry between wild child Dina (Tiffany Haddish), gossipy but loyal journalist Sasha (Queen Latifah), straight-laced mom Lisa (Jada Pinkett Smith), and seemingly perfect Ryan is both fierce and fragile.

Director Malcolm D. Lee is no stranger to strong ensemble pieces, given the success of The Best Man franchise. His skill is evident in the balance between three incredibly popular and established lead actresses and a firecracker newcomer that gives each woman a chance to shine through both individual scene-stealers and excellent back-and-forth. With an unspoken understanding that more is hanging on this trip than a simple weekend among friends, the determination to make it work comes off earnest instead of contrived.

Each is fiercely loyal in their own way, and it grounds antics like a zip line peeing incident in friendship as much as hilarity. All four women do occasionally get boxed into their character tropes, with Latifah and Hall having to work through large stretches of one-dimensional writing that hammers their “career before everything” roles into the audience’s brains. Their dual dedication to keeping up perfect appearances in the face of financial insolvency (Sasha) and her husband’s infidelity (Ryan) can get tiresome, but the payoff is about right. Tiffany Haddish, however, is vibrant and amazing as Dina. Her performance will have every audience member pulling out their phones and searching for her stand-ups while wondering how Hollywood could have missed this comedic gem for so long.

The dynamic between Dina and Lisa is one of the most enjoyable, and their polar opposite personalities set up some of my favorite moments which include a hilarious and graphic instructional on the grapefruit as sexual aid. Haddish’s delivery, physicality, and relatability allow her to run away with many of the best scenes, but the duo of her with Smith in the straight man role garners the biggest belly laughs.

The tendency to lean into the complexities of navigating a transition from carefree college friendship to a more complex and burdened adult version makes the movie resonate, but it leaves little for the male characters to do except play the stagnate roles usually relegated to women in bonding comedies. Guys serve as simple window dressing in the form of vacation booty calls (Kofi Siriboe) or vehicles to move the plot along. Larenz Tate is an excellent actor but outside of his character Julian being an overly-obvious sweet and flawless foil to the philandering Stuart, he has little other agency. Stuart is a classic smooth talking cheater and there was no thought given to making him come off as anything but self-serving.

Rare is the comedy that utilizes a 2 hour runtime flawlessly. Girls Trip comes incredibly close to that small circle of films. Though it is not without missteps, this raucous celebration of friendship and sisterhood should rest comfortably at the top of the list for ladies night must-sees this summer, if not this year.  Extras include commentary, featurettes, music vido, outtakes and deleted scenes. (– Kristen Halbert / Universal / Released 10/17/17)

 

Beatriz at Dinner

When masseuse Beatriz (Salma Hayek) ends up attending the posh dinner party of her wealthy client Cathy (Connie Britton), an unlikely class showdown occurs, although the fireworks are perhaps not as intense as you might hope.

Beatriz is more than just a masseuse, she’s a holistic healer whom Cathy adores because of how she took care of their teenage daughter (now off at college) when she had Hodgkin’s Disease.

So Cathy barely hesitates to urge the casually dressed Beatriz to stay on to an important dinner after her car breaks down.

Beatriz overhears Cathy talking her reluctant husband into agreeing — he wants Beatriz to have her dinner in the kitchen — but things are about to get a whole lot more uncomfortable.

First there’s the awkward chitchat with Cathy’s well-heeled (literally!) friends, who quickly turn Beatriz’s talk about healing and old souls to the latest celebrity scandal.

Over cocktails, one of the guests mistakes Beatriz for “the help,” since she’s Latina, casually dressed and was “hovering.” He not only fails to apologize for the gaffe, but when she says she thinks she knows him, he quips, “Did you ever dance at Vegas?”

Over dinner, Beatriz slowly realizes that the man they’re toasting that evening, the same one who thought she was a maid, is Todd Strutt (John Lithgow) a Trumpian real estate mogul who thinks nothing of clearing out an endangered species for his new project.

We learn that Beatriz has suffered more than her share of loss in her life, from the devastation of her Mexican coastal village home town by a similarly greedy land baron, to the husband who left her. And her latest loss is a cruel one: Her neighbor strangled her pet goat to death because he hated the noise it made.

So it’s no wonder that Beatriz, who’s had more wine than usual, reacts when Strutt starts talking about the thrill of killing a magnificent beast while on safari.

It’s an interesting conundrum: Would you sit there and smile politely like the other guests? After all, the host is not only a client, but a friend. Or do you seize the opportunity to call out someone like that to their face?

As we realize the film is going to be about Beatriz the healer versus this icon of capitalism and greed, we root for her to get some kind of revenge, to strike some kind of blow.

He represents nearly everyone who’s ever done her wrong and we wonder if she’s going to throw aside her urge to heal and instead do some harm. There’s some interesting possibilities that run through your mind as you watch, up to and including her killing him.

As a dialectic on class warfare and the haves versus the have-nots, the film ends up being a fairly straightforward affair. It never veers into satire or absurdity, although maybe it would have benefited from a more surreal, Buñuel-esque take. Perhaps it, like Beatriz herself, is a little too earnest to take that leap.

Hayek is very good here and the scenes between her and Lithgow could very well end up being actor’s auditions scenes. But you just wish the film had gone a little farther and skewered its target a little more boldly. Extras include trailer.  (– Sharon Knolle / Lionsgate / Released 9/12/17)

 

The Beguiled

There are so many thing from the 70s that would not be served by an update: mood rings, pet rocks, and lava lamps. What made Sofia Coppola feel that a less famous Clint Eastwood film would be appropriate for a redo?

While we may never know for sure, the result is a muddled period piece fairy tale of the dangers lurking under the graces of these cloistered ladies.

Corporal John McBurney (Colin Farrell) is an injured Union soldier who finds himself at an all-female Southern boarding school begging for help and shelter as he recovers from wounds obtained as a deserter.

Miss Martha (Nicole Kidman) and her small brood of well-bred girls help as they can while he recovers.

When McBurney heals and is drawn closer to the dowdy Miss Edwina (Kirsten Dunst) emotions flare and loyalties are tested.

This movie may have succeeded if not for an awareness of the source material. Given the pulpy, sexy, murdery movie it comes from this feels as if someone laced a bodice too tight around the script. Though scenes of McBurney flirting with the older girls run from explicit to tongue-in-cheek, there is always a restraint past what the period requires. It hangs like humidity over the entire film and takes away from a lot of the fun that could have been brought over from the original.

In general, it watches like a strange and sad children’s story of warning against temptation; as if McBurney were Snow White stumbling upon 6 female dwarves who get up each day to mine gentility instead of ore. It is suffice to say that Nicole Kidman has never met a period piece she did not like, or did not like her. It is nothing new for her to weave intensity with reserve and succeed wonderfully, but as she is so well-practiced it can be a bit boring to see.

One might forget if they are watching the stern mother from The Others or the character at hand, so similar is her approach. Elle Fanning may be falling into a trope of saucy innocent after her piece in Live by Night, which has faint echoes here. With that said, she still turns in a lovely performance and will not be anything but helped by being in this film. Kirsten Dunst has terrific range but seeing her as a sad sack character was at times more interesting as a study of the actress rather than actually engaging in terms of the plot.

The setting is more breathtaking than haunting, though there are echoes of the ghosts of better times throughout the old hallways. The peeling mansion sits on a sleepy but beautiful estate with sweeping canopies covered in Spanish moss and dappled sunlight across the grass. The detail given both to the worn and soft upper class dresses of the women, their clean but functional hairstyles, and the tarnished wealth of the set dressings give a full story of the occupants’ previous grandeur. It also gives unspoken depth to the relationship between Kidman and the girls. Who else would know from what heights they had already fallen save for the woman who protected them through all of it? Who else is more deserving of trust and devotion?

Sofia Coppola does not exist to push the envelope so much as softly and seductively pull it open with a particularly feminine slant. Because of that, her remake The Beguiled is less raunchy and less brutal than the original male-helmed version. This does not change the main driver of the movie, which is that the presence and potential attention from a man apparently undoes much of the sense of sisterhood that occurs in their absence, though man’s wickedness is also a driver for a united front.

The Beguiled is in no way a feminist movie, but if you are looking for a restrained period piece with a catfight or two played out as a battle of will and principles, Coppola has your number.  Extras include featurettes.  (Kristen Halbert / Universal / Released 10/10/17)

 

It Comes at Night

Marketing a horror film can be a tricky affair as it is difficult to keep the balance between selling the film for its actual premise and type of horror while also making sure it looks enticing enough to lure the unsuspecting, casual viewer into the dark of the cinema. With It Comes at Night, A24 seemingly focused on selling the film as a conventional horror, which frankly does this minimalist survival horror a great disservice; while the film is bone chillingly tense, the horror showcased in It Comes at Night stems less from the outside threats of a post-apocalyptic world and rather focuses on the horrors our paranoia and fear may result in under such dire circumstances.

As such, those who are looking for a frenzied zombie siege may find themselves disappointed by this tense slow burn of a horror film.

On the other hand, those who consider films such as The Babadook to be terrifying, exactly because of how it portrayed the horrors of the human condition in terms of grief and depression, will likely appreciate It Comes at Night for how it utilizes fear and paranoia to horrify its audience.

While its budget of $5 million is a substantial increase from the $30.000 budget of director Trey Edward Shults’ debut feature Krisha, $5 million is still a modest budget in terms of modern filmmaking. However, much like 2017’s Get Out never looked or felt like its similarly modest budget, the team behind It Comes at Night has also utilized their budget to its full extent. With the main location being a lonely house in the middle of the woods, the setting is naturally eerie, but it is rather the cinematography and lighting that helps to create the sense of isolation and fear. The camerawork predominantly focuses on two types of shots; wide shots and close-ups of the characters’ faces.

The former helps to create imposing and almost expressionistic visuals focusing on the mesh of the trees and shadows cast by the inside structure of the house, conveying how intimidating the outside world feels to the characters. In contrast, the close-ups of the characters’ faces are direct and raw, with the nighttime footage having the faces lit mostly by nearby lamps, allowing the viewer to make their own assumptions about what is going through the characters’ heads, just as the minimal lighting emphasizes that around the characters lies a darkness that is equally literal and and metaphorical.

With so much emphasis on the characters’ expressions and reactions, at lot of the film’s success of course rests on the quality of the performances. Much like the visual style of the film is minimalistic, the acting is equally toned down, creating a very realistic set of performances, which draws the viewer further into the narrative and thereby makes the story that much more devastating. Additionally, the shift between reality and dreams injects just the right amount of unsettling imagery into the otherwise mundane tasks the characters do.

Dream sequences are generally considered a cinematic faux pas, but the way they are handled in It Comes at Night is so subtle that they manage to add to the tension rather than becoming distracting. This is again thanks to Shults’ minimalist approach, where the observant viewer will notice that the shift between reality and dream is signified by the aspect ratio changing from 2.40:1 to 2.75:1 respectively. Furthermore, the frequency of the shifts increases as the story intensifies, eventually leaving both the viewer and certain characters unsure of what is real and what is a nightmare.

Standardized horror films with flat characters, exposition overload and jump scares galore are plentiful, and it is therefore understandable that some viewers will be less than pleased with It Comes at Night, simply because it does not offer what they are used to. However, for those who enjoy realistic performances that pull you into a film, are fine with not having everything explained and do not mind looking inward at the less desirable traits associated with human nature, It Comes at Night is likely to get under your skin and stay with you long after you have left the cinema.  Extras include commentary and featurette.  (– Leyla Mikkelsen / Universal / Released 9/12/17)

 

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

The two pint-sized troublemakers George (Kevin Hart) and Harold (Thomas Middleditch) are the bane of the existence of their unusually grumpy elementary school principal, Mr. Krupp (Ed Helms).

When another of the two imaginative pranksters’ many shenanigans get more out of hand than usual, Mr. Krupp is almost diabolically delighted that he finally has enough evidence to split up the pair and place them in separate classes.

However, all is not yet lost as George and Harold manage to hypnotize the principal and turn him into Captain Underpants – a super-powered, yet incredibly dimwitted comic book superhero the boys have created.

At first, George and Harold are having the time of their lives, but things soon take a turn for the worse when an actual threat presents itself in the form of the villainous Professor P (Nick Kroll), who has sinister plans for the elementary schoolers and their peers.

It is now up to George and Harold to find a way to stop Professor P, but are they capable of doing so, and will Captain Underpants be a help or a hindrance to their chances of success?

In terms of animation, 2017 has already had a fair few things to offer, and Captain Underpants turns out to be a mostly pleasant surprise in spite of its insistence of landing the laughs primarily via the means of nonstop toilet humor. While this is hardly a new approach for this type of entertainment, the frequency at which the jokes are delivered, their timing and how many of them actually land is rare, particularly for this type of comedy. As such, both children and adults alike should find themselves entertained by what fittingly has the importance of joy and laughter at its core. This is explored through both the imaginative minds of the two protagonists and the numerous laughing fits they end up having as a result of their creativity and friendship, which is in turn contrasted by the underlying reasons of exactly what may be the cause of Mr. Krupp’s unusually unpleasant demeanor.

Aside from the importance of joy and laughter, another core theme of the film is the importance of friendship. Since the definition of what constitutes friendship is dictated by the two boys’ perception of it, their fears of what may happen if they are placed in different classes is hilariously exaggerated in segments that mix in other types of visual elements to contrast the charmingly cartoonish computer animation. This creates fun and rather unique visuals, which further emphasizes the creativity of the two protagonists.  Extras include featurettes, deleted scenes, music videos, interviews, gallery and trailer.  (– Leyla Mikkelsen / DreamWorks / Released 9/12/17)

 

Wish Upon

In this teen horror, Clare (Joey King) has not had an easy life since her mother committed suicide when Clare was a little girl. With her grief-stricken father (Ryan Phillippe) resorting to scavenging discarded items to sustain them, Clare is particularly embarrassed by her father’s line of work when it brings him near her high school, as it gives her bullies extra fuel when taunting the creative outsider.

However, something interesting seemingly comes from her father’s scavenging and hoarding when he finds a strange, ornate box with Chinese writing and motifs. It turns out that the box grants wishes, and Clare happily wishes for things that seemingly improve her life, but she soon begins to realize that her wishes are fulfilled at a terrifying cost.

Teenagers have always been the target audience for the vast majority of horror films, and the safe thrill of a horror film has indeed remained a firm favorite for this demographic for several decades.

The high demand for horror films has at times resulted in highly enjoyable as well as truly terrifying films, but it is also a genre that is heavily plagued by poor execution (no pun intended) and unoriginal ripoffs. You would therefore be forgiven if watching the trailer for Wish Upon leaves you feeling like you are watching the sales pitch for generic teen horror no. 436, as the actual film is unfortunately as underwhelming and formulaic as the trailer suggests.

The film progresses exactly how you would expect, borrowing heavily from the Goosebumps story Be Careful What You Wish For for its central premise, just as the deaths are clearly inspired by the entertainingly morbid Final Destination franchise. However, Wish Upon does not possess any of the creativity associated with the Final Destination films, as the special effects are either poorly executed, poorly filmed, poorly edited or a combination of all three factors. This issue is further exacerbated by the lack of gore, which seems odd considering the 15 rating the BBFC has granted Wish Upon, but makes frustrating sense when you consider that the film was originally made for the American PG-13 demographic to get younger teens into cinema seats now that school is out for summer. To make up for this lack of of gore, a frustrating sound editing choice is utilized, as the filmmakers apparently deemed it fitting to use ear-shattering loudness in their misguided attempt to scare people via sound design rather than grizzly visuals.

Another problem that is symptomatic of poorly executed horror films is that the backstory for the narrative at hand is often the most interesting part of the film, and when the obligatory exposition overload scene begins, it does rather leave you feeling like you would much rather be watching a film about the origins of the demonic wish box than this bland high school horror.

This blandness is not only present in the story and structure, however, but also affects the acting; the lead actress is unfortunately not particularly convincing, which makes some scenes rather cringe-worthy as it feels like she has had very little direction for how to properly convey the significantly emotional reactions some scenes are obviously supposed to evoke. Her character motivations are also all over the place, as once she realizes exactly what happens after she makes a wish, she is initially mortified, only to eagerly make another wish moments later in spite of knowing the dire consequences of her actions. This in turn leads to one of the most hilariously unconvincing portrayals of a manic meltdown ever committed to screen, which again is over as suddenly as it was introduced in this tonal mess of a film that even has the nerve to attempt to set up a sequel.

Ultimately, Wish Upon is a deeply unimpressive and generic horror film that may give very young teens their first horror experience in a cinema, but it will also teach them an unintentional lesson about expectation management and dealing with disappointment. As for the more seasoned horror fans, it is advisable to steer clear of this one, as watching it is likely to leave them feeling like they would gladly pay the ghastly price the film’s demonic MacGuffin craves if it meant that they could be watching something more worthwhile instead.  Extras include featurettes and motion comics.  (– Leyla Mikkelsen / Broad Green Pictures / Released 10/10/17)

 

Transformers: The Last Knight

Transformers: The Last Knight’s story centers around the question of how can Optimus Prime, missing for some time now, bring his dead planet of Cybertron, back to life and make it a place the Transformers can once again live on?

When he finally rediscovers his home world he also discovers that HE is the reason for its destruction.

The secret to its revival lies in an ancient artifact that has been lost since the times of King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table.

With the help of some new allies he now must enlist the assistance of old allies, along with some old adversaries as well, to complete his mission.

But at what cost!?!?

That sounds like an amazing movie. And some of it was but I really shouldn’t be saying only “some of it was” when a film like this should basically write itself and be awesome.

At it’s best is a beautiful action-packed car commercial. At it’s worst is what I imagine it is like to be on LSD, ecstasy and cocaine while participating in a demolition derby.

I love the Transformers films at their core. I played with the toys as a kid. I watched the cartoon every day after school. However this entire franchise has been a study in how to take a very simple concept and make it into an impossibly convoluted explosion filled child’s nightmare filled with supermodels, academy award winning and nominated actors and actresses, and crazy former child actors and former white rappers, with a smattering of cool, if not, overly complicated giant transforming robots punching each other. And The Last Knight suffers as its four predecessors have.

The original cartoon, on which the series is based, is good robots and bad robots that turn into vehicles and other objects, fighting for control over a planet’s wealth of energy to save their race. The good robots are assisted by a boy and his dad. The bad ones DGAF.

Simple. Yet somehow the screenwriters, and there are eight total for the franchise so far, feel the need to make these overly complicated plots and weird pseudo-complex stories that end up being entirely more confusing than they need to be while making the Transformers almost an afterthought in their own film.

Even the giant plot twist reveal comes across a “OH yeah, and that thing is kind of a thing but whatever, we’ll get to that in the next movie…”. Like it was an afterthought when it should have been a “HOLY F*CK, WHAAAAT!?!?!” moment. They, and in turn I didn’t care.

Look. I didn’t come into this Transformers film, or any of the other films in the franchise, for that matter, even remotely comparing them to even the most mediocre of cinema. I AM, however coming into them thinking of other similar films in this action genre. And I find them lacking.

Michael Bay gets so caught up in wanting to show us to show that a Transformers film can be “more than meets the eye” that he loses sight of what would make a Transformers film awesome in the first place. So much time is wasted in trying to create these strange subplots and weird character moments for the humans that at best, stall the film a bit and at worst completely derail the film completely.

Awkward humor, forced character empathy and terrible, kind of offensive stereotyping is often very off putting. It comes off as a strange time capsule of late 90’s early aughts sensibilities and aesthetics that just don’t work now. Many times throughout the film I was struck at how dated this film seems and how a lot of the humor didn’t land with me.

I just wanted to get back to the actual interesting plot of Cybertron coming to Earth to suck it dry as to rebuild itself.

I get it. Bay wants to show the conflict of two species vying for existence on a planet that may or may not be able to sustain their simultaneous existence. He also wants to show how the Transformers Civil War is ruining the Earth and our lives. Not to mention he wants to show us how different people forge out an existence in this war torn land from kids who have lost everything, to heroes who have to live with the life they choose, to the military and their fight against the machines as well. I get that, but making your punching, shooting robot films a two and half hours plus mess is not the solution.

I am a self proclaimed Michael Bay whore. I have loved his movies and commercials since his music video days. I know he is not Orson Welles. What he is a fun action film director, who, as I have discussed with many friends, is a much better cinematographer or second unit director than he is a director. His ability to coordinate and shoot an action sequence is the pinnacle of his craft.

Transformers: The Last Knight is a confusing, chaotic mess of a movie. Way too long and so strangely edited as to abandon entire story arcs only to return to them haphazardly, almost as an afterthought so much later on that you almost forgot that they were even there originally. It is as good as any of the other films in the soon to be eight movie franchise.

Though that isn’t saying much.

It definitely plays like a 2+ hour prelude to the next film, Transformers: What Fans Actually Wanted ‘The Last Knight’ To Be About.  Extras include featurettes.  (– Benn Robbins / Paramount / Released 9/26/17)

 

The Hero

Excellent character actors are a gift to any film. Their ability to seamlessly slip into a role and take on that particular persona allows for a richer story than your average cast member. But what of the actor who is so identified with that role that he is typecast for an entire career?

This is what happened to Sam Elliott, the mustachioed silver-haired lead of Brett Haley’s The Hero.

Audiences know him as the perennially deep-voiced cowboy in everything from The Big Lebowski to Thank You For Smoking.

This series of history of single-focus casting led to Haley writing a feature vehicle for the actor where he shines as the man behind the trope.

The Hero looks at the life of Lee Hayden (Elliott), an actor whose glory days of starring in Westerns are behind him, replaced by collecting checks for barbecue sauce voice-over work. He spends his empty days smoking heavily with his weed dealer (Nick Offerman). When a health scare comes his way, he is left to address the way he has been spending his years, and how he wants to be remembered for what he has left.

Sam Elliott is currently enjoying a wave of newfound and diverse popularity with roles in several projects, but his work in this film will solidify the idea that Hollywood has been missing out in not casting him in more creative lead roles sooner. Though the character of Lee Hayden shares some career trajectory similarities (and should, as it was written after Haley become friends with Elliott), there is nothing that yells “cowboy” in the way Elliot displays his range of talent. He draws out the anger from lost relationships, cheerful aloofness in spur-of-the-moment druggy euphoria, and remains empathetic even at his darker moments.

He is especially a joy to watch as the audience is “in” on the parallel nature of aspects of the story. It makes for a unique movie that could only be led by someone who had been typecast in the industry for a significant amount of time but has also obtained a fair amount of notoriety for playing that role to a T. It is the intimate entwined nature of the casting and storytelling that gives the movie more depth than it would have on its own.

Without the additional layers added by Elliott’s own career, the movie would be significantly less enjoyable. There are few real surprises in the movie; no twists and turns to take away from his personal journey. Even the supporting cast plays typical roles, which is a shame as the casting was very apt.

Offerman was more believable running lines before an audition than as the snarky drug dealer, but Laura Prepon was excellent as the beautiful younger love interest who addresses their age gap from several angles.

Unfortunately, as the distant and bitter daughter Krysten Ritter was not used to her full potential. But because we already have a relationship with the lead it almost does not matter as much that this time it is everyone else fulfilling a trope. Almost.

There is a particular scene where Lee Hayden accepts a lifetime achievement award and turns it into an opportunity to acknowledge who really drives fame and longevity in Hollywood. In fact, at several points the movie shares a lesson, but never in a way that feels too preachy.

There are inevitably more roles that will utilize Elliott’s cowboy drawl and stern gaze. But The Hero proves that he is not only destined for greater things; he is also absolutely deserving of the opportunity.  Extras include commentary and gallery.  (– Sharon Knolle / Lionsgate / Released 9/19/17)

 

Wonder Woman

Nearly eight decades after her introduction, Wonder Woman has finally become the title character of her own cinematic adventure.

Sculpted from clay by the queen of the Amazons, Hippolyta (Connie Nielsen), and brought to life by Zeus, the Amazonian princess Diana (Gal Gadot) grows up on the island of Themyscira as the only child among the warrior women.

She is keen to learn the art of fighting, but her mother is anything but supportive of her daughter’s passion, as she fears that should Diana learn what she is truly capable of it will draw the attention of Ares, the god of war, from whom the Amazons are hidden on the island paradise.

World War I is raging in the outside world, however, and the Amazons soon find the conflict on their doorstep when American spy Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) crash-lands in the waters near Themyscira. As German troops follow hot on Trevor’s heels, the Amazons are brutally exposed to the reality of human warfare, and Diana is compelled to join Steve in an effort to bring a conclusion to the War to End All Wars.

Since the inception of the DC Extended Universe (DCEU) – the DC Comics equivalent to Marvel’s MCU – the films have largely failed to impress. With lukewarm reviews for Man of Steel, bad reviews for Batman v Superman and terrible reviews for the editing disaster Suicide Squad, many feel that all hope of saving this particular cinematic universe rests on the shoulders of Wonder Woman.

Thankfully, those shoulders are both capable and strong, and director Patty Jenkins’ effort breathes some much needed new life into the DCEU. Much like its predecessors, the film’s duration is similarly lengthy with its 2 hours and 21 minutes, but the amount of restraint applied to the editing establishes an excellent pacing, which ensures that the film moves along smoothly without neither pointless meandering nor frustrating leaps that distort the sense of time and continuity. The tone of the film also sets it apart from the rest of the DCEU as the film has more joy, color and hope than especially Zack Snyder has brought to the table with his much darker contributions.

Thus, Wonder Woman not only establishes itself as an individual film with its own distinctive identity, it also manages to be a welcome reminder of superhero films of yore. This is particularly evident in Gadot’s performance, which is refreshingly free from the angst-ridden self-doubt many took issue with in 2013’s Man of Steel. Instead, Gadot’s Wonder Woman has a personality, determination and sense of justice that is more akin to Christopher Reeve’s Superman.

Although Gadot completely stole the show with her charisma during her brief appearance in the finale of Batman v Superman, many were skeptical about her ability to properly evoke the strength and skill of Wonder Woman throughout a feature film of her own due to her slender frame. That skepticism is continuously brought to shame in Wonder Woman, as Gadot’s enthusiam shines through in her commitment to the action sequences, even if is she does not quite have the dramatic range to match her physicality. Her performance outside many of the action set pieces is therefore largely carried by her on-screen chemistry with Pine and how much his talent elevates what Gadot lacks.

However, this also means that once Gadot is on her own against the villain in the finale, the film does lose some steam. This is not only due to Gadot, but rather an amalgamation of her lack of range, a final showdown that feels all too reminiscent of about a dozen others, and the usual superhero movie problem of the underdeveloped villain. Throughout the film, the villainous characters are set up with the bare minimum of character motivations and even less character development, making them fall victim to the kind of superficial stock characters you suspect were selected from a mail order catalogue of pre-existing and easily interchangeable super villains.

With its classic structure of three clearly distinguishable acts and an organic sense of pacing, Wonder Woman will be a largely enjoyable experience for most viewers. The action set pieces are impressive and engaging thanks to the spirited efforts of Gadot in particular, while still avoiding to turn entirely into a one-woman-show; the presence of the human characters in moments of battle mostly feels worthwhile, creating a dynamic that makes you feel like something is at stake and that everyone makes a contribution although they are fighting alongside a vastly superior demigoddess.

With plenty of heart and just enough humor to not take itself too seriously, the course has been set for the DCEU to make a much greater impact, and while the final act unfortunately stumbles due to a severe case of superhero showdown fatigue, Wonder Woman is largely the divinely fresh breath of air people have been hoping for. Extras include epilogue, featurettes, extended and alternate scenes and blooper reel.  (–Leyla Mikkelsen / Warner Bros. / Released 9/19/17)

 

All Eyez on Me

Tupac Shakur was charming, intelligent, volatile and talented. That’s what director Benny Boom’s bio-pic keeps telling us.

Unfortunately, that’s just not what we’re seeing on screen in All Eyez on Me. Simply casting lookalike Demetrius Shipp Jr. isn’t enough, and frankly it’s hard to gauge his performance as the iconic rap star simply because he isn’t given much to work with.

With a talented ensemble including Danai Gurira and Kat Graham, Shakur’s mother, Afeni and girlfriend, Jada Pinkett, respectively, the film falters since it never successfully shows us what made Tupac special, it just assumes that we should accept it as fact. We see how Shakur deals with the likes of Dr. Dre, Suge Knight and Biggie Smalls, but everything happens without much drama.

The film never moves beyond a by-the-numbers portrayal and unlike it’s subject, it’s forgettable.

Extras include featurettes, audition tapes, round table and deleted scenes. (Lionsgate / Released 9/5/17)

 

The Mummy

The latest reboot of The Mummy opens the crypt into Universal Pictures’ new monster-centric franchise, Dark Universe. This solid start stars Tom Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Annabelle Wallis, Jake Johnson, Courtney B. Vance, Marwan Kenzari and Russell Crowe.

Cruise plays soldier of fortune Nick Morton and is working in Iraq for the US government with his sidekick Sergeant Chris Vail (Johnson), when they steal a map from archeologist Jenny Halsey (Wallis). By unleashing an air strike on a small village, they uncover the tomb of Ahmanet, daughter of the Pharaoh cursed for taking revenge on her family and making a deal with the dark god Set.

When the tomb is extracted and headed to London for further examination, Ahmanet takes over Chris and starts to down the plane.

Here we get Tom Cruise at what he’s best at, an over the top plane crash scene with incredible stunts! While saving Jenny, it appears that Nick went down in the wreckage, but he finds himself alive in a morgue, unscathed. If you have been dying to see an older Cruise shirtless since Jack Reacher, here is your chance.

In all, The Mummy origin and reveal in the modern age is, believe it or not, a fresh take on the not-so-fresh embalmed corpses. Ahmanet has regenerative powers by sucking the life our of the living and she can control the undead, which she does frequently! Her army of undead walkers are fast and strong, in contrast to the meandering brain-hungry zombies on TV. Also, a key part of the story are the unearthed tombs of Christian crusaders in London who come alive in the third act and can even swim!

Dropping in some humor and jump scares, this year’s movie does hide some easter eggs from the previous franchise but sets itself apart by setting its own style and look. Jake Johnson plays his atypical role and lightens the load by dropping in some jokes and ‘reluctant sidekick’ banter.

Halsey and Nick also seek the help of Dr. Henry Jekyll (Crowe), medical expert of all things occult, bump-in-the-night and evil. I hadn’t done too much research into the movie beforehand, so I was surprised they went with Jekyll and not Van Helsing (he’s coming later). Crowe is particularly paternal in this role, as the good doctor who has it all figured out. But watch out, if he doesn’t have his treatment he may let the other guy out!

There film’s patina was less colorful than Marvel or DC’s current offerings, the special effects were decent with some minor exceptions (yes, Virginia, there is a screaming cloud scene!) and plenty of action from the get-go.
In retrospect, Suicide Squad‘s Enchantress was aiming for the target (slight miss) at what we get here from Sofia Boutella’s Mummy. At no point in the 1 hour 50 minute movie was I ever bored, wishing for the story to get on with itself, or have any confusion as to what was happening. That’s not to say the movie was spoon-feeding the plot, it just meant it didn’t meander or take long to make it’s key points. Pacing was right on.

My criticisms are few, mostly with some CGI decisions when practical effects would have ‘fit’ the look of the movie a bit better. Look and design of main villain and undead characters were pretty great actually, and the large scale effects including the plane scene were exciting and scary.  Alex Kurtzman’s sophomore effort directing (following 2012’s People Like Us) delivers.  Extras include commnentary, featurettes and deleted and extended scenes. (– Clay N Ferno / Universal / Released 9/12/17)

 

Baby Driver

Has mainstream cinema become so awful that just mediocre films are lauded with universal praise?

Edgar Wright’s Baby Driver is a familiar mash-up of dozens of films that’s mildly entertaining, but not original or electric enough to carve it’s own identity.

It might seem harsh, but Wright, who launched his career with the brilliant Shaun of The Dead has slowly become less impressive with each film and ultimately, Baby Driver, which at least is a step up from 2013’s The World’s End, is a disappointing addition to the once exciting moviemaker’s filmography.

Ansel Egort delivers a wooden and ultimately charmless performance as the title character, Baby, a getaway driver indebted to mob boss, Doc (Kevin Spacey), who needs to complete one last job before he’s out.  Suffering from tinnitus from a childhood accident that killed his parents, Baby spends his life listening to music through his various iPods, blocking out the ringing.  The music he’s listening to becomes the soundtrack to the film.

Two of the film’s bigger co-stars, Jamie Foxx and Jon Hamm both seem to be trying to be interesting character actors when in reality, they’re just leading men with odd haircuts and fake tattoos.  Other cast members including Lily James as Baby’s love interest, Deborah, Jon Bernthal as criminal, Griff, and Paul Williams as crime boss, The Butcher, all deliver the best that they can with the material.

Martin Scorsese once responded to the notion that his only interest was cinema, that if that were true, “all of his movies would be about movies.”  Wright, like Quentin Tarantino and other modern directors seem to follow that path, reimagining the films, the shots, and the sequences they love into their own work.

As a result, Baby Driver is nothing more than cinematic junk food, a quick fix that’s neither satisfying or fulfilling and ultimately, forgettable.  Extras include commentaries, deleted scenes, featurettes, animatics, storyboard gallery, music video, and promos.  (Sony / Released 10/10/17)

 

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

When Disney decided to start building films based on popular rides (i.e. Mission to Mars, Tower of Terror, The Country Bears, etc.) not even they could have imagined the wild success of the Pirates of the Caribbean series.

Spanning 14 years, the antics of Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) have kept audiences coming back for the formula of haunted pirate lore plus lavish action scenes plus slurred one-liners.

But just like a person can only ride the teacups for so many times before getting a bit nauseous, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales may make you ready to get off the ride.

This installation finds young Henry Turner (Brenton Thwaites) searching for a way to free his father from the task of helming the Flying Dutchman.

Pirate lore tells of the Trident of Poseidon, a magical relic that can break any curse of the sea.

In his quest to track down Jack Sparrow to help him find it, Turner encounters the dreaded ghost Captain Salazar (Javier Bardem) who is determined to take revenge on Captain Jack. With navigating help from witty astronomer Carina (Kaya Scodelario) and a few old friends, they race to beat the tides of a fate long coming.

We are in the fifth movie of the franchise and it is showing wear around the edges. While most of the assorted crew are back, the mirth and joy are not at the levels you would expect. Jokes did not land as well as they would have if this was the second or third outing. The action scenes are still relatively good, with an opening bank heist that reminds us of the grand scale of these movies. But we can see everything coming from a mile away and it is more exhausting than comforting.

When newcomer Carina says that she is following clues left by Galileo Galilei, who only mapped the stars to find this treasure, you could almost hear the eyes rolling in the theater. There are enough actual pirate and sea-faring legends to stretch out without having to dabble in actual history. New characters and settings are brought in for mere minutes without significantly adding to the story.

In a movie already 20 minutes too long, you are left wondering why the time was wasted on these distractions that do literally nothing for the story. These kinds of odd missteps show a lack of understanding from screenwriter Jeff Nathanson ,who is new to the series and does not seem to grasp the elements that have kept it worth the ticket price.

On the other hand, Carina’s character delivers the strong and independent female lead that we can always look forward to in this series. I still would have traded the care they gave her for better treatment on the story as a whole.

The ever-competing captains Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush) are back but both are just shadows of themselves. Depp does a better job of pulling out the charm as the story goes on, but Rush never seems to really engage with his role and turns in something a bit more paint-by-numbers. Javier Bardem seems to be having fun as Captain Salazar but there is nothing particularly memorable about his performance, nor that of the eager and puppy-eyed Brenton Thwaites.

Kaya Scodelario gave one of the best performances, and her sharp retorts along with passionate demands for respect as a scholar/scientist come across energetic and genuine. Hopefully she will be in whatever inevitably follows (stay till the end for a brief teaser).

Round and round we go on this journey, always starting at the same place (someone is mad at Jack!) and ending only a few feet before a full circle (someone is less mad at Jack and/or dead).

While this may not be worth the six years we’ve waited in line, I’m somehow still willing to get on for old times’ sake.  Extras include featurettes, gallery, bloopers and deleted scenes.  (– Kristen Halbert / Disney/Buena Vista / Released 10/3/17)

 

Cyborg 2087

None of Michael Rennie’s genre films comes close to Day the Earth Stood Still, but some, like The Power and Cyborg 2087 are worth searching out. Here, Rennie is determined and hard-edged as he works to disable technology in 1966 that would enable totalitarian terror 100 years later.

On his trail are two cyborg “tracer agents” sent by the evil future dictators. The concepts seem an obvious influence on the Terminator films, although Teenagers from Outer Space is closer to those films in terms of action and plot.

Here, cyborg technology is only incidental. The tracers are basically mute cops from the future. One of them even seems attracted to women! It’s really a time travel action movie, not a cyborg movie.

But whatever it is, it’s not very good.

Opening scenes are promising, with Rennie revealing himself immediately to the 1960s scientists. But after 25 minutes, everything degenerates into a repetitive cat-and-mouse chase. The supposed cyborgs seem odd but unmenacing. The overblown score becomes intrusive. Action scenes are plentiful, but the whole thing feels like it should have been a 50-minute Outer Limits episode, not a feature-length film. Extras include commentary.  (– David E Goldweber / Kino-Lorber / Released 9/26/17)

 

The Illustrated Man

John Stanley and VideoHound are both unusually specific and articulate about this one. Stanley says: “major disappointment, for producer Howard B. Kreitsek’s script fails to capture the poetry or imagination of Ray Bradbury’s famous collection. Jack Smight is too conventional a director to give this the technique it screams out for.”

VideoHound says: “The skin-art framing story tries too hard to be weird. Conversely, the short segments aren’t halfway weird or imaginative enough.”

I concur. And there is more. The focus is completely on Rod Steiger, in both the 1930s frame and the far-future sci-fi stories. But he’s always an angry annoying guy, with almost nothing sympathetic about him until the conclusion. Pacing is quick enough, but editing is poor. It takes nearly 30 minutes before the first story begins.

Two of the three stories end with anticlimaxes, and the one with a real climax is easy to guess. All three feel like cheap EC stories or failed Twilight Zone episodes.

Perhaps most disappointing, there are few closeups of the skin illustrations. The psychedelic Aztec-inspired designs are very good, but it requires freeze-framing to get a real look at them. A pretentious opening and closing are the final nails in the coffin. Claire Bloom is the best thing in the movie: seductive, teasing, wise, mysterious, and not quite evil.  Extras include featurette and trailer (– David E Goldweber / Warner Archive / Released 9/19/17)

 

Night of the Living Dead: 50th Anniversary Edition

In 1968 no one knew what to do with zombies. No one had made a serious zombie film probably since White Zombie.

So George Romero and his buddies decided that it was time for the dead to come back.

In order to do that and make the film serious and timely, they stuck a message into it. Racial tensions were high. The Civil Rights Movement was in full swing. It was time to make the zombies into political activists.

Barbara (Judith O’Dea) and Johnny (Russell Streiner, who co-wrote Return Of The Living Dead in 1985 and co-produced the remake of Night in 1990) are on their way to the cemetery to put some flowers on their father’s grave for their mother. Unfortunately for them, the cemetery is crawling with dead folks.

Literally.

Barbara is attacked, Johnny rescues her and is most likely killed. Barbara runs to a nearby house and finds Ben (Duane Jones), a young black man who immediately takes over the situation.

After they’ve boarded up the whole house (well, really Ben does all the work. Barbara is too distraught to do much), they discover more people in the basement. Why didn’t these folks run up to help Ben and Barb out? Because Harry Cooper (Karl Hardman) didn’t want to take the chance of letting any ghouls (they’re never called zombies) into his safe zone. Even though he heard a woman screaming and a lot of hammering, he wouldn’t allow anyone else to come up to help.

While the zombies are the main enemy, Harry is the real asshole of the film. He is every older, white man in America who will not come to the aid of the younger generation. Even his wife, Helen (Marilyn Eastman who later married Karl), seems to be against him. He feels that the safest thing to do is hole everyone up in the basement. But there is no way out if the ghouls get in there. But the Coopers’ daughter, Karen (Kyra Schon, Karl’s daughter), was bitten and she can’t be moved. So they’ll stay down there. Tom (Keith Wayne) and Judy (Judith Ridley who later married Russell) aren’t so sure. They’re a young couple who happened to find the Coopers on their way to safety.

That’s the plot. Kinda thin, but there’s a lot going on in the subtext. Ben is in control (a running theme in Romero’s films: the black man in control) and Harry is scared and cowardly as shit. But he thinks he’s in control.

The zombies look pretty good for a 1968 black and white film. The gore was shocking at the time, but is more tame than most tv shows these days. And, as cheap and unprofessional as the film was, it looks great! The black and white photography, probably shot because B&W was cheaper, is perfect. It’s grainy, documentary feel makes the film all the harder to watch.

If you have not seen this film, go out and rent it now. It’s one of the best horror films of all time and is, strangely, a great film besides that. Yeah, the acting is a little shaky as is the dialogue, but sometimes those things don’t matter too much. And the ending will stay with you for days. (And don’t forget, George LOVES to show kids eating dead bodies.)

Besides, where else will you hear a cop say, “Yeah, they’re dead. They’re all messed up.”  (– Mark Wensel / Mill Creek / Released 10/3/17)

 

Dreamgirls: Director’s Extended Edition

Back in the early 60s, Barry Gordy started a record label that would change the way white people saw black music forever. He would actually get the music on the top of the pop charts, which was a pretty damn big feat back then. And he did it by controlling the singers with an iron fist.

Now, let’s fictionalize the whole thing and Barry Gordy becomes Curtis Taylor, Jr. (Jamie Foxx), a small time music promoter who happens onto a group of girls who have a good look and a great sound.

The Dreams are Effie White (Jennifer Hudson) on lead vocals and Deena Jones (Beyonce Knowles) and Lorrell Robinson (Anika Noni Rose) on backup. Effie has an amazing voice and Curtis falls for her almost instantly.

But does he love her or her voice?

He also helps to represent the biggest name in black music, James “Thunder” Early (Eddie Murphy). Jimmy is huge, but he’s never been on the pop charts. Curtis sees a way to finally do this, but he’s gotta be a cold-hearted asshole to do it. And he has to pay off a few DJs.

Things go right. Things go wrong. Deena replaces Effie as the lead singer of The Dreams (because Effie’s a big girl and her voice is TOO distinctive) and in Curtis’ life (ditto). Jimmy gets rid of his original manager (Danny Glover). Jimmy and the house writer/Effie’s brother, CC White (Keith Robinson), try to make more topical music. Curtis shoots them down. The 60s come to a close.

Everything about this story screams Motown, which I love. What I didn’t love was the tonal shift in the middle of the movie. The first half was pretty good. The music was all onstage or record. It was a good facsimile of the old Motown sides that The Supremes and Marvin Gaye were recording in the early and mid-60s.

Then things got weird. People started singing offstage when they weren’t before, including Curtis and CC. (I’m surprised Danny didn’t have a song.) Effie starts taking more of a center stage than she had before, as if the filmmakers decided mid-way through production that she was the star. She was amazing. No doubt about that.

But here’s something that I haven’t been able to say about a movie since 1988: Eddie Murphy was the best part. He was absolutely amazing. Not only was he a great performer onstage, but he was a great actor. It was really weird. He received a lot of notice for this one and we were all hoping that this role wakes his ass up to his potential. We all know he can do it. He just needs to believe that he can again. As of now, he still hasn’t. Not a great film, but it is kind of fun.  Extras include 2 cuts of the film, auditions and screen tests.  (– Mark Wensel / Paramount / Released 10/10/17)

 

Tobor The Great

Bill Warren once wrote, “Robots and little boys seem to go together the way horses and little girls do.”

True indeed, and some folks at Dudley Pictures Corporation and Republic Pictures knew it. Dudley was known for short documentaries about European and Asian countries. Republic was known for serials like Drums of Fu Manchu. But together they produced and distributed one of the first science fiction films (alongside Invaders from Mars) aimed specifically at children. For adults viewing the film many decades later, it helps to imagine the fears and hopes of the time period: on one hand the Reds who might be lurking anywhere about us in disguise, and on the other hand the prospect of imminent travel by rocket ship into outer space.

With all its flaws, Tobor does a fine job of conveying at once this fear and this hope.

I fear the film won’t entertain latter-day children as it did upon release. Pacing is very slow, and too many scenes are staid and talky. The opening and closing are both strong, but the entire middle hour has few highlights. The kid acts like an average six or seven-year-old, not like the 11-year-old genius he is supposed to be. Still, both adults and children might want to take a look. The most important aspect of the film is well done: Tobor is big, beautiful, strong, and sympathetic. It’s strange that he has emotions (or simulated emotions), and it’s far-fetched how he can read his controller’s thoughts, but the film offers just enough explanation to slip these things past us. Tobor is more streamlined and “robotic” than Robby, and he has a big head. He moves convincingly and doesn’t have silly powers like laser beams or flight. His fate at the coda is a little sad, but not entirely without respect.  Extras include commentary.  ( – David E Goldweber / Kino-Lorber / Released 9/12/17)

 

The House

Once upon a time, the name Will Ferrell guaranteed not only financial hit at the box office, but also a performance that was either so funny or so bizarre that it entered the zeitgeist without a moment’s hesitation.

In The House, we’re reminded that Ferrell is not only past his expiration date, but also startlingly a burden to watch onscreen. With his latest film, The House, we’re reminded that Ferrell, like Jim Carrey, before him, might simply be a footnote to the history of cinematic comedy. With a supporting cast that includes such amazing talent as Amy Poehler, Jason Mantzoukas, Nick Kroll, Rob Huebel, Jeremy Renner, Alexandra Daddario, Randall Park, Sam Richardson, Cedric Yarbrough and Michaela Watkins, The House’s flimsy, but potentially funny premise never gels.

Like Ferrell, it feels tired, with no surprises, obvious jokes and an undercurrent of overall bitterness. Ultimately, The House is shallow, forgettable and worst of all, unfunny.

Extras include featurettes, deleted scenes, extended/alternate scenes and gag reel.  (Warner Bros. / Released 10/10/17)

 

Rough Night

With a plot lifted directly from Peter Berg’s Very Bad Things with a generous helping of Bridesmaids, and Weekend at Bernie’s stirred in, Rough Night reunites a group of college friends (Scarlett Johansson, Kate McKinnon, Jillian Bell, Ilana Glazer and Zoë Kravitz) at a rented beach house in Miami for a wild bachelorette weekend.

With plenty of drugs and booze consumed, a stripper is accidentally killed. As the friends try and dispose of the body, a police officer arrives, begins acting sexually inappropriate, resulting in him getting knocked out by the girls.

As it turns out, the officer was the actual stripper. Who was the first person that was killed and who are the two new detectives at the door.

Antics and hijinks. Except it isn’t particularly funny or much of a thriller.

It’s a cookie-cutter plot, with situations and reveals that any regular cinegeek can see coming miles away. The girls unbelievably portray old friends and the forever mugging for the camera Kate McKinnon once again proves that she’s nothing more than a female version of the “more is more” school of comedy. Supporting cast is particularly solid with Demi Moore, Ty Burrell, Colton Haynes, Dean Winters, Bo Burnham and Eric Andre.

A lame attempt to gender switch a familiar stock concept, doesn’t make it fresh, liberating or pro-feminist; in this case it just makes a painfully crappy movie.  Extras include featurettes, deleted scenes, and gag reel.  (Sony / Released 9/5/17)

 

2 Broke Girls: The Sixth and Final Season

In the Sixth and Final Season, Max and Caroline realize their dream of turning their cupcake window into a dessert bar…emphasis on bar. But in order to keep their bar up and running, they still have to work around-the-clock at the diner, even though it is far from their first priority – which frustrates Han and amuses Earl.

But busy as they are, Max and Caroline still make time to revisit old loves and welcome new ones. Meanwhile, Sophie and Oleg are busy with their new love: their beautiful, bouncing baby Barbara.

Unfortunately, the series was cancelled as the finale promised a new direction for the characters.

Guest stars this season include 2 Chainz, Mercedes Ruehl, Telma Hopkins, French Stewart, RuPaul, Nora Dunn, and Ryan Hansen. Extras include deleted scenes and gag reel.  (Warner Bros. / Released 10/3/17)

Includes the episodes:

  • And the Two Openings: Parts One & Two: Max copes with the aftermath of her breakup with Randy, as the finishing touches are made on their new Dessert Bar; Sophie and Oleg prepare for the baby’s birth.
  • And the 80’s Movie: Max and Caroline plan to attract a more sophisticated clientele to their dessert bar, until a team of arm wrestlers become their latest patron; Oleg helps Max write sexy messages to Randy.
  • And the Godmama Drama: Oleg and Sophie plan to have Max and Caroline as their baby’s godparents, until Oleg’s domineering mother arrives, and fires the girls from their godmother duties.
  • And the College Experience: Max gives Caroline the party experience she never had when they’re invited to speak about their business at the University of Pennsylvania.
  • And the Rom-Commie: Earl’s long lost sweetheart from Cuba visits and asks him to take her on a tour of the country.
  • And the Sophie Doll: The girls take a bartending class to add cocktails to their menu; Sophie creates a creepy lookalike video monitor doll to keep tabs on her baby.
  • And the Duck Stamp: Max and Caroline’s dessert bar business booms after hiring a popular bartender; Han becomes addicted to the mixologist’s potent cocoa powder, and enters a stamping-drawing contest.
  • And the About FaceTime: Randy sets Caroline up with one of his co-workers when he and Max get tired of her being a third wheel on their FaceTime dates.
  • And the Himmicane: When a hurricane hits, Caroline is worried that a divorce party she’s planning for a wealthy couple will be ruined with the pair stuck in the dessert bar during the storm.
  • And the Planes, Fingers and Automobiles: Max and Caroline take a cross-country road trip to Los Angeles so Max can win back Randy.
  • And the Riverboat Runs Through It: Max and Caroline end up on a riverboat going to New Orleans when Max tries to reach Randy in Texas.
  • And the Stalking Dead: Max and Caroline are cast as zombie extras when they reach the movie set in Texas where Randy is working.
  • And the Emergency Contractor: When Max and Caroline get home from their road trip, Caroline discovers she likes the dessert bar renovations as much as she likes Bobby (Christopher Gorham), the contractor on the job. Also, Max rushes to Randy’s side when she hears he’s in the hospital in New York City, and Sophie joins a mommy group that cares more about partying than baby talk.
  • And the Turtle Sense: Caroline is excited about her first date with Bobby, until she realizes that Max will be left in charge of the dessert bar.
  • And the Tease Time: Caroline decides to take a burlesque class to spice things up with Bobby, while Max decides to give up sex altogether.
  • And the Jessica Shmessica: Caroline and Max meet Bobby’s family and discover that they still haven’t gotten over Bobby’s ex-girlfriend Jessica.
  • And the Dad Day Afternoon: Han tracks down Max’s birth father and the diner gang travel to Long Island to meet him.
  • And the Baby and Other Things: Caroline and Bobby have their first Fight when she encourages his sister to quit her job at the family company.
  • And the Alley-Oops: Caroline discovers Bobby’s secret obsession with Bowling and a new romance flares with Max and Bobby’s bowling team-mate Frank.
  • And the Rock Me on the Dais: Caroline runs into her ex-boyfriend Candy Andy while she and Max attend a press junket promoting a movie about Caroline’s life.
  • And 2 Broke Girls: The Movie: The girls face big decisions about their future as the film about Caroline’s life makes its premiere.

 

Arrow: The Complete Fifth Season

In Season Five, newly appointed Mayor Oliver Queen finds himself challenged as he fights on two fronts for the future of Star City. With his right hand, John Diggle, back in the military and his sister Thea adamant about hanging up her vigilante hood as Speedy, Team Green Arrow is down to just Oliver and Felicity…but they’re no longer the only vigilantes in town.

Green Arrow’s public defeat of Damien Darhk at the end of Season Four has inspired a new crop of masked heroes to step up and defend the city, though their painful inexperience makes them obstacles rather than allies in the field.

The arrival of a deadly new adversary will force Oliver to confront questions about his own legacy, both as mayor and as the Green Arrow.

This season introduces such established DC characters as Wild Dog, Ragman, Tobias Church, Artemis, Adrian Chase, The Vigilante, The Human Target, Talia al Ghul, and Dinah Drake.

Extras include Comic-Con panel, featurettes, deleted scenes and gag reel. (Warner Bros. / Released 9/19/17)

Includes the episodes:

  • Legacy: After Laurel’s death and the departures of both Diggle and Thea from Team Arrow, Oliver takes to the streets solo to protect Star City’s citizens as the Green Arrow.
  • The Recruits: Oliver recruits Curtis, Wild Dog and Evelyn Sharp for his team, but his training methods prove to be too much for some to handle. In flashbacks, Oliver continues his initiation into the Bratva.
  • A Matter of Trust: The Green Arrow is forced to face a powerful new drug dealer when Wild Dog goes off on his own.
  • Penance: Oliver and Lyla team up on a secret mission for Diggle. Felicity finds out and disapproves of the plan and opts to stay behind. When Tobias Church launches a deadly assault against the city, Felicity must decide if she wants to send the recruits out sans the Green Arrow.
  • Human Target: When Tobias Church captures and tortures one of Oliver’s new recruits, Oliver must turn to an old friend, Christopher Chance AKA the Human Target, for help. Meanwhile, Felicity’s worlds collide when Detective Malone joins the ACU.
  • So It Begins: Felicity and Curtis learn that Prometheus’s victims have a mysterious link to Oliver’s past that could up-end his new team.
  • Vigilante: Oliver discovers there’s a new vigilante in Star City when the bodies of two criminals are dropped at the SCPD. In flashbacks, Oliver faces Konstantin Kovar.
  • Invasion!: Oliver wakes up to a life in which his parents are alive and he is about to marry Laurel; Felicity faces a new threat with the help of The Flash and Supergirl.
  • What We Leave Behind: After the attack on Curtis, Oliver realizes Prometheus is planning to make a deadly move on all of Team Arrow; Felicity and Malone find a clue that ties Prometheus to Oliver’s past.
  • Who Are You?: Worried that Prometheus may be right about him being a killer, Oliver finds a ray of hope in the apparent return of Laurel. Felicity swears revenge against Prometheus for causing Malone’s death.
  • Second Chances: Talia al Ghul helps Oliver take down Kovar, but he isn’t sure he wants it when she reveals what she requests in return.
  • Bratva: A mission sends Team Arrow to Russia where Oliver encounters an old friend.
  • Spectre of the Gun: Following a traumatic attack on City Hall, flashbacks show how Rene became Wild Dog.
  • The Sin-Eater: Three of Oliver’s old foes break out of prison and form an alliance; Meanwhile, Lance is confronted about an old partnership.
  • Fighting Fire with Fire: When Vigilante attacks Oliver while he’s acting as mayor, Diggle leads the team on a mission to stop Vigilante for good.
  • Checkmate: Oliver gets closer to the truth about Prometheus; Helix refuses to continue helping Felicity until she does a favor for them.
  • Kapiushon: Prometheus goes to extreme lengths to destroy Oliver. In flashbacks, Oliver’s violent tendencies come to a head in a confrontation with Anatoly.
  • Disbanded: Diggle and Felicity are shocked by Oliver’s decision to ask the Bratva for help in taking down Prometheus.
  • Dangerous Liaisons: Oliver, Team Arrow, ARGUS and the SCPD kick off a citywide manhunt for Adrian Chase. Helix tells Felicity they have a way to find Chase but they will need something big, and illegal, from her in return.
  • Underneath: Oliver and Felicity get trapped in the bunker together, while Diggle and Lyla deal with marital issues.
  • Honor Thy Fathers: Oliver faces the forced release of criminals prosecuted by Adrian Chase, while a crate is delivered to Oliver’s office containing a corpse in concrete.
  • Missing: Black Siren returns to give Chase help; Felicity plans a birthday party for Oliver; Lance is angry with Rene for missing the custody hearing about his daughter.
  • Lian Yu: Oliver assembles a group of unlikely allies – Slade, Nyssa, Merlyn and Digger Harkness – to engage in an epic battle against Chase and his army.

 

Band Aid

Band Aid, the refreshingly raw, real, and hilarious feature debut from Zoe Lister-Jones, is the story of a couple, Anna (Zoe Lister-Jones) and Ben (Adam Pally), who can’t stop fighting. Advised by their therapist to try and work through their grievances unconventionally, they are reminded of their shared love of music.

In a last-ditch effort to save their marriage, they decide to turn all their fights into song, and with the help of their neighbor Dave (Fred Armisen), they start a band.

A story of love, loss, and rock and roll, Band Aid is a witty and perceptive view of modern love, with some seriously catchy pop hooks to boot.

Cast also includes Susie Essman, Retta, Hannah Simone, Ravi Patel, Brooklyn Decker, Chris D’Elia, Erinn Hayes, Jesse Williams, Jamie Chung and Colin Hanks. Extras include deleted scenes, outtakes, music video and trailer. (Shout! Factory / Released 9/5/17)

 

Dudes

Two city street kids, Grant and Biscuit (Jon Cryer and Daniel Roebuck), along with their best friend Milo (Flea), head west to look for the good life in California.

On the way, the threesome come across a vicious biker gang leader (Lee Ving) and a pistol-packin’ beauty (Catherine Mary Stewart), who takes them from heaven to hell in the story of reckless youth and killer reality.

Directed by critically acclaimed filmmaker Penelope Spheeris, Dudes also features an impressive soundtrack featuring tracks by W.A.S.P., Sting, Steve Vai, The Little Kings, Jane’s Addiction, Faster Pussycat and more.

Extras include interviews, trailer, gallery and vintage featurette. (Shout! Factory / Released 10/10/17)

 

Ernie Kovacs: Take A Good Look: The Definitive Collection

All 49 existing episodes of this truly offbeat game show from television’s original genius! Take A Good Look is Ernie’s aphoristic “if a tree falls in the woods” answer to the panel quiz show. Ernie turns the secret guest show formula on its ear and almost inverts it.

In Take A Good Look, it is the host who gives the panel hints about the secret guest’s identity, and in the form of surreal sight gags, blackouts and sketches. The clues only really make sense if you know who the guest is to begin with. Throughout the series’ run, different approaches were taken to address this. Early on in season one, Ernie himself has trouble explaining the show’s formula to the home audience.

Throughout the show’s two seasons, panelists periodically complain to Ernie that the clues don’t make sense; there’s one show where Hans Conried protests, “Please, Ernie … tell them it’s rigged!”

All in all, it is Ernie who seems to be enjoying the game the most, making these crazy blackouts as well as the commercials for Dutch Masters cigars.

You watch the episodes of this game show and wonder “Did this really air on network television?” (Shout! Factory / Released 10/17/17)

 

Home For The Holidays

On the fourth Thursday In November, 84 million American families will gather together … and wonder why. After losing her job, making out with her soon to be ex-boss, and finding out that her daughter plans to spend Thanksgiving with her boyfriend, Claudia Larson flies from Chicago to Boston to visit her parents for the holidays.

There, she gathers with her eccentric extended family for their their annual Thanksgiving feast. While she deals with their many problems and personal quirks, her parents immediately start treating her like a child. But a new visitor offers some interesting possibilities.

Masterfully directed by Academy Award winner Jodie Foster, Home For The Holidays boasts an all-star cast including Academy Award winner Holly Hunter, Robert Downey, Jr., Academy Award winner Anne Bancroft, Charles Durning, Dylan McDermott, Steve Guttenberg and Claire Danes. Extras include commentary, trailer and gallery. (Shout! Factory / Released 10/3/17)

 

Hype!

Drop into the Pacific Northwest in the early ’90s and watch a vibrant underground music scene explode into a global “grunge” media frenzy. Hype! follows the music from local bands playing for their friends, to Sub Pop Record’s brilliant exploitation of “the Seattle Sound,” to Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” hitting #1 on the charts.

Questions of money, authenticity, and fame arise as “grunge fashion” hits the runways and a mass migration of wanna-be Seattle bands saturates the city. The Northwest experience is one of humor, loss, and epic irony.

With intense live performances by Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Pearl Jam, and many more, Hype! rocks the definitive story of the world’s last great local music scene. Extras include retrospective documentary, commentaries, animated Peter Bagge Hate short, additional performances, interviews, and trailer. (Shout! Factory / Released 9/29/17)

 

Just Shoot Me!: The Complete Series

From the co-creator of Modern Family, Steven Levitan comes Just Shoot Me!, about the inner workings of Blush, a high-style magazine owned by Jack Gallo (George Segal), who has hired his quick-tempered but talented daughter, Maya (Laura San Giacomo), to write for the publication. Challenging her at every turn is Nina (Wendie Malick), a vain and superficial former model.

Then there’s photographer Elliot (Enrico Colantoni), a man who is very popular with his portrait subjects as well as other women.

Completing the core staff is her father’s assistant, Dennis (David Spade), a glorified secretary who is generally disrespectful to one and all.

This complete series collection features all 148 episodes from the series’ seven brilliant seasons.

Guest stars include Brian Posehn, Rena Sofer, Rebecca Romijn, Tom Kenny, Brian Dennehy, Jenny McCarthy, Tiffani Thiessen, Cheri Oteri, David Cross, Tyra Banks, Cheryl Tiegs, Jay Leno, Brooke Burns, Jim O’Heir, Kristin Bauer van Straten, Ray Liotta, Amy Sedaris, Gina Gershon, Paula Marshall, Carmen Electra, Chad Everett, Dana Carvey, Ana Gasteyer, Kelsey Grammer, Mark Hamill, Ali Larter, Megan Mullally, Tom Poston, David Rasche, French Stewart, Jessica Walter, Robert Conrad, Robert Goulet, Victoria Principal, Alex Rocco, Kevin Sorbo, Fred Willard,Richard Burgi, Bernie Casey, Arye Gross, Kadeem Hardison, Nick Lachey, Martin Mull, Andy Richter, Pamela Anderson, Dean Cain, Hugh Hefner, Penn Jillette, Lucy Lawless, Brooke Shields, David Hasselhoff, Corbin Bernsen, Crystal Bernard, Kristanna Loken, Steve Carell, Lisa Edelstein, Andy Dick, Kenny Johnson, Neal McDonough, Bob Odenkirk, Harry Shearer, Eddie McClintock, Ed McMahon, Kathie Lee Gifford, Valerie Perrine, Morgan Fairchild, George Lucas, David Carradine, Jamie Farr, Melissa Joan Hart, Ashton Kutcher, Mindy Sterling, Kristy Swanson, Leslie Bibb, Buddy Hackett, Octavia Spencer, Dick Clark, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Snoop Dogg, Shannon Elizabeth, Dave Foley, Huey Lewis, Joe Rogan, Stephen Root, Nora Dunn, Judy Greer, Richard Kind, and Jon Lovitz. Extras include commentaries, interviews, and gallery (Shout! Factory / Released 9/5/17)

 

‘Lady Bird’ (review)

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Produced by Scott Rudin,
Eli Bush, Evelyn O’Neil
Written and Directed by Greta Gerwig
Starring Saoirse Ronan, Laurie Metcalf,
Tracy Letts, Lucas Hedges,
Timothée Chalamet, Beanie Feldstein,
Stephen McKinley Henderson, Lois Smith

 

Writer/director (and sometimes actress) Greta Gerwig thanks Noah Baumbach (among others) in the credits of her new dramedy, Lady Bird, which seems entirely fitting given the similarities in their cinematic sensibilities.

Both artists work at least quasi-autobiographically to create heartfelt, closely observed character studies of brainy misfits adrift in naturalistic lives that aren’t quite cinéma vérité ’cause the soundtracks are more carefully cultivated and the dialogue’s so much wittier than everyday reality.

Yet while Baumbach’s oeuvre (from Kicking & Screaming to The Meyerowitz Stories) typically focuses on rich neurotic Jewish men in Manhattan with festering father issues, Lady Bird follows the misadventures of a restless working class Catholic girl stuck in Sacramento in a state of constant warfare with a mother by turns big-hearted and downright scary.

The roots of their intergenerational conflict are relatably familiar, yet (per the Anna Karenina principle), their dysfunctional family is also uniquely unhappy in its own specific West Coast ways.  The mother (a riveting Laurie Metcalf) is the kind of old school blue collar matriarch whose spartan version of tough love is all about ensuring that her children will be able to survive in a merciless workaday world where dreams are luxuries only kids from the trust fund side of town can afford.  And while her adopted son, Miguel (Jordan Rodrigues) seems well-suited for the responsibilities of adulthood, her underachieving daughter, Christine (Saoirse Ronan) still believes the fantasy that she’s somehow entitled to a life less ordinary.

But Christine (who’s dubbed herself “Lady Bird” in hopes she’ll soon fly away from the mundane hometown she considers the “Midwest of California”) isn’t willing to accept the joyless existence her mother seemingly thinks she deserves without a fight.  Instead, Lady Bird’s goal is to find a much fancier future as far from her family as possible by reinventing herself at a sexy East Coast school (even as her modest acknowledgement that she may not be Yale material is bluntly and emphatically confirmed by a cackling Catholic school guidance counselor).

In the interim, Lady Bird kills time in her suburban purgatory trying on different personas like discount store prom dresses, hoping to find a perfect fit for the new life she envisions (since a deadpan look from her mother makes the answer clear when the teen wonders if maybe she’s already the best person she can possibly be).

Likewise, the film Lady Bird also dabbles in different identities, shifting between familiar beats of family psychodrama, teen romance, high school comedy, and female bonding reminiscent of young adult touchstones from the John Hughes canon to Ghost World, Tiny Furniture, and The Diary of a Teenage Girl.

Yet while Gerwig doesn’t exactly reinvent the coming-of-age genre, she packs it with great scenes, dialogue and performances, from Beanie Feldstein’s utterly charming turn as Christine’s loyal BFF Julie to Stephen Henderson’s sweet-natured priest (who stages a high school version of Sondheim’s Merrily We Roll Along, only to sigh in disappointment when the locals don’t “get” the show).

And Saoirse Ronan is magnetic throughout, channeling the quirky charisma of her director’s onscreen work in oddball indies (like Baumbach’s own Mistress America and Greenberg) but also the sharp, unpredictable edges of actresses like Catherine O’Hara or Parker Posey to make her character less a manic pixie dream girl and more of the sort of indomitable offspring one would expect from a parent as tenacious as Metcalf’s memorable mama lion.

 

‘Murder on The Orient Express’ (review)

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Produced by Ridley Scott, Mark Gordon,
Simon Kinberg, Kenneth Branagh,
Judy Hofflund, Michael Schaefer
Screenplay by Michael Green
Based on Murder on the Orient Express
by Agatha Christie
Directed by Kenneth Branagh
Starring Tom Bateman, Kenneth Branagh,
Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench,
Johnny Depp, Josh Gad, Derek Jacobi,
Leslie Odom Jr., Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Ridley

 

Agatha Christie’s classic whodunit, Murder on the Orient Express is lovingly adapted to the screen once again. This time it is written by Michael Green and brilliantly directed by Kenneth Branagh.

I enjoyed this film very much.

Not always a fan of Christie’s story telling and mystery writing style, I found this to be a very smart and streamlined adaptation. Always up to the challenge of producing classic tales for a modern audience, Branagh is able to keep to the heart of the story, set it in the 1930’s time period and yet make it accessible to the modern audience.

Without having to adapt it to a modern day setting director Branagh, who also plays the Hercule Poirot, “the greatest detective in the world”, is able to instead wrap the film lavishly in what makes this mystery interesting and provide a satisfying conclusion even though I knew how it ended.

I have read some people asking “what the point of remaking this story again?”.

Film remakes are something I often struggle with. I usually do not see the point. However, for some reason, though, with stories I consider “classics” I don’t seem to have that problem. It is strange and seems hypocritical. Remakes such as these, much like the umpteen remakes of various Shakespeare stories out there are open to a myriad of interpretations like various stage productions.

Here, I think Branagh and Green have a new take on the original story and Branagh’s love of the source material and his skill as a director is perfect for this new version.

Shot on 65mm film the sprawling mountainous landscapes and the colors are so vibrant and detailed that at some points they do not look real. I am not entirely sure what was digital and what was practical. The scope of the film was breathtaking. For the interiors, the use of such a large film format actually helped in giving the train an almost claustrophobic feel because you were able to really grasp the size of the train and though the four car train was as luxurious as can be, being a train it was still confined and cramped.

Previous Branagh collaborator cinematographer, Haris Zambarloukos (Thor), utilizes the formats ability to capture magnificent landscapes and its intense color and detail to heighten and build the tension visually.

The star-studded cast featuring two Oscar winners, Judi Dench and Penelope Cruz and four nominees, Branagh, Willem Dafoe, Michelle Pfeiffer and Jonny Depp are magnificent. Daisy Ridley, Josh Gad, Olivia Colman, Leslie Odom Jr., Derek Jacobi, and the rest of the supporting ensemble are equally wonderful and perfectly cast.

Murder on the Orient Express delivers. Sure it is cliche at times; yes, Branagh’s mustache is ridiculous; of course it is not subtle in it’s delivery of the final solving of the case, but this is Agatha Christie. She is basically the queen of the pulp murder mystery novel. She invented this style of what we now call “classic murder mysteries,” so it is hard not to look at this film and say “wow, that is cheesy” or “man, this heavy handed.”

In the world we now live in with the CSI’s and the Law and Order’s and other more subtle and procedural crime shows and stories, this film may come off as “old fashioned” because it is. It is also well made and masterfully crafted by a director who has spent his lifetime steeped in the classics and in the past.  It’s easy to dismiss Christie’s work as cliché, but it’s important to remember that it was her storytelling tropes that created the storytelling conventions that became the norm.

I recommend it and think that the Christie fans out there will like it a lot and the Branagh fans will as well. As a fan of excellent filmmaking I enjoyed this movie and I certainly would see it again.

 

‘The Untamed’, aka ‘La Región Salvaje’ (review)

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Produced by Fernanda De la Peza,
Amat Escalante, Jaime Romandia

Written by Amat Escalante, Gibrán Portela
Directed by Amat Escalante
Starring Ruth Ramos, Simone Bucio,
Jesús Meza, Eden Villavicencio,
Andrea Peláez, Oscar Escalante

 

Modern living can wreak havoc on our bodies and minds. Our industrialized society is rife with accoutrements that cause distress and disease – noise and light pollution, occupational stresses, programmatic paralysis and mass deforestation.

Some combat this assault on our senses with ancient treatments such as Forest Bathing. Others, such as the protagonists in The Untamed, choose the more unconventional method of sexual orificial stimulation in a rural barn with a miniature version of the squid monster from Watchmen.

As they say, “you do you.”

Amat Escalante’s psycho-sexual thriller does a masterful job of juxtaposing organic man-made terror with extraterrestrial enlightenment. It’s a shame that the film falls off the rails in the final minutes, falling victim to horror tropes of maximized body count – but there is much that makes The Untamed an effective and truly unique outing from the 2013 Cannes Best Director Winner.

For one, The Untamed is a movie about the perils of toxic masculinity that just happens to feature an alien sex squid in a barn (certainly the first … hopefully not the last).

Construction worker and manufactured macho man Angel (Jesus Meza) and Alejandra (Ruth Ramos) are a mismatched couple with two children. Angel leads a double life, engaging in an affair with Alejandra’s brother Fabien (Eden Villavicencio) who works as a nurse at a nearby hospital.

One fateful day, Fabien treats a mysterious bite mark on Veronica (Simone Bucio). Veronica and Fabien develop a friendly relationship through her ongoing rabies treatments, which leads to Veronica bringing Fabien to the location where she was “attacked”. Fabien is later found unconscious in a ditch.

Alejandra, in her quest for answers, discovers lewd and aggressive texts from Angel to Fabien. She contacts the authorities who arrest Angel, eventually exposing him and his family’s business in the tabloids to public ridicule for his alleged assault and repressed homosexuality.

Here is where the film really shines. Escalante effectively uses the alien squid, which crash landed via meteorite in a neighboring farm town and is being cared for by a pair of locals, as a metaphor for the natural world. Those who have sexual encounters with the squid report feelings euphoria, a deeper understanding of nature and a fear of returning to modern day trials and tribulations. Any manufactured feelings of guilt or shame are washed away, leaving a more pure, honest version of the partner.

In short, they get “woke” after squid sex.

But those who know, know that being woke isn’t a walk in the park. Once those proverbial glasses are on, you can’t take ‘em off.

The caretakers notice that repeat visits are getting too frequent and becoming increasingly dangerous. Veronica even strikes up forced relations with random men in an attempt to fornicate away her affection for the barn-based alien Aphrodite. Nevertheless, her resistance is futile and she ends up paying the price for her addiction.

And that’s where Escalante’s vision falls short. The concept of an arthouse alien squid film that showcases enlightenment via sexual healing is surely a concept that’s strong enough to stand on its own merits without becoming a “horror” film.

6 out of 8 tentacles.

P.S. I’d be remiss to not mention that there’s an multi-species animal orgy in the middle of the film that contextually makes sense and adds character depth and clarity. Enjoy.

 

The Untamed is now available on DVD and Blu-ray.

 


‘Gilbert’ (review)

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Produced by David Heiman, Maggie Contreras
Written by Neil Berkeley, James Leche
Directed by Neil Berkeley
Featuring Gilbert Gottfried, Dara Gottfried,
Lily Gottfried, Max Gottfried, Karen Gottfried,
Jay Leno, Howie Mandel, Dick Van Dyke,
Alan Zweibel, Jim Gaffigan, Whoopi Goldberg,
Richard Belzer, Joe Piscopo, Jeffrey Ross,
Joy Behar, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Bill Burr,
Artie Lang, Arsenio Hall, Penn Jillette

 

Excellent documentary about comedian/actor Gilbert Gottfried is, not surprisingly, quite often hilarious, but it’s also, surprisingly, quite often moving.

Early on we encounter Gottfried the family man. To the shock of everyone, especially Gilbert himself, Gottfried has been with a lovely, funny woman for 20 years and the apparently very happy couple has two kids.

Gottfried admits on camera that he feels like he’s in a Twilight Zone episode and at some point he’s going to wake up to his real life, sans family.

As we learn, his wife, Dara, is pretty much a saint as she puts up with Gottfried’s aloofness, his hoarding and his notorious cheapness. The contents in the containers under the family beds are kind of jaw-dropping to normal humans – seemingly hundreds of hotel soap bars, bottles of shampoo and mini-deodorants. She also pretty much takes care of his every need.

And as one interviewee puts it, Dara is basically raising three kids, not two.

All of this is very sweet and much of it is very funny (Gilbert’s anniversary and birthday cards to his wife are hysterical, but could be horrifying to most people upon receipt. Luckily, Dara knew — and loved – what she was getting into).

Gilbert boasts a bevy of fascinating tidbits from the likes of Jay Leno, Artie Lange, Lewis Black, etc. all of whom agree that Gilbert is a “comedian’s comedian”, demonstrated by his remarkable, immediate bounce back after a disastrous reception to his (TOO SOON!!) 9/11 joke at the Hugh Hefner roast by launching into the infamous inside-baseball joke, The Aristocrats.

This act even inspired its own feature-length doc (Paul Provenza’s The Aristocrats) which is an absolute gem in its own right.

Gilbert is full of great moments such as the unanticipated trip to a very niche fan convention, Gottfried’s preferred (i.e. cheap) mode of transportation while on tour and a wonderfully touching benefit show for St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.

We also get to meet Gilbert’s sisters and – through home videos – their mother. All the siblings are artistic (one of his sisters is a terrific photographer) and Gilbert does his best to see them every day.

His famous controversies are also addressed, and these are nothing if not timely in the age of #TakeAKnee, etc. I’d forgotten that his jokes about the tsunami in Japan led to his being fired from Aflac – people, including friends, were pissed.

But as Dara points out, humor – however inappropriate – is the way Gilbert deals with tragedy, relating a funny anecdote about her beloved grandmother’s death and Gilbert’s comment, which luckily made her laugh.

Despite his flaws, Gilbert Gottfried comes across quite well here, and Gilbert does a terrific job presenting Gilbert as a good guy, and an incredibly funny guy to boot.

 

 

 

‘The VelociPastor’ (Portland Film Festival, review)

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Produced by Brandon Taylor, Brendan Steere,
Jesse Gouldsbury, Jessica Yue
Written and Directed by Brendan Steere
Starring Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski,
Daniel E. Steere, Jiechang Yang, Aurelio Voltaire,
Jesse Turits, Fernando Pacheco de Castro

 

Really, the title says it all.

The VelociPastor was spawned from a student film movie trailer that went viral, and now had become a feature length film.

Doug is a priest whose parents were killed when their car mysteriously blows up. The loss causes Doug to doubt his faith. Urged by the his senior priest, Father Stewart, Doug goes on mission to China to find his faith. While in China, Doug becomes cursed.

The curse causes him to turn into a velociraptor á la a Hulk-style rage.

After returning to the U.S., Doug is convinced to use his powers to punish the wicked by Carol, a prostitute with higher life ambitions, whose life he saved while prowling the night for meat.

Together, they take on the city’s underbelly and disrupt the drug trade that is run by the Chinese mafia with a ninja army. (Yes, ninja’s are Japanese, but we aren’t going to go into that.)

This movie is hilarious; both intentionally and unintentionally. It looks like a high-end student film. The cast is a mix of up and coming actors and what I suspect is the family and friends of the director.

Newcomers Gregory James Cohan and Alyssa Kempinski get kudos just for delivering some of the groan worthy dialog with not only straight faces, but commitment. Writer/director/editor, Brendan Steere delivers a film that harkens back to the kind of low budget horror/comedies like the first Evil Dead movie or The Toxic Avenger.

Unfortunately, while The VelociPastor is ambitious, it lacks the kind of diamond in the rough style of Sam Raimi or Lloyd Kaufmann.

Is The VelociPastor a good movie? No, not at all. Would I recommend watching it? Yes; for two reasons.

First, it’s a great palate cleanser. As a modern audience we have high budget productions assaulting us from every direction. The formulaic flash of Hollywood can get monotonous, while the edginess of most indie films can be depressing.

It is refreshing to watch a filmmaker make a film for the pure love of it. The film looks like the director maxed out his credit cards and spent every day off from his day job piecing the film together on days off. It’s hokey, and made me physically laugh out loud in so many places because how it embraces what it is.

The second reason is Brendan Steere can only get better. Like everything else, experience and budget help greatly. Maybe he’s the next Sam Raimi and will win an Oscar someday. Maybe he’ll be a Uwe Boll and make unbelievable trash. Who knows, but it will be interesting to watch.

So, grab a pizza and some beer, and turn your brain off. Enjoy the ridiculousness that is The VelociPastor. And stay for the final battle scene, the dinosaur suit is totally worth it.

 

For more information, visit Facebook.com/TheVelociPastor

 

‘Thelma’ (review)

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Produced by Thomas Robsahm
Written by Joachim Trier, Eskil Vogt
Directed by Joachim Trier
Starring: Eili Harboe, Grethe Eltervåg,
Okay Kaya, Ellen Dorrit Petersen,
Henrik Rafael, Kaya Wilkins

 

Thelma opens with a startling scene where a young girl and her father go hunting in the snow. The unexpected way that plays out sets up the conflict between the now-grown girl and the father who seeks to control her dangerous abilities.

To call Thelma “an arthouse Carrie” would be an overstatement.

And yet this eerie Norwegian drama is clearly influenced by Stephen King’s tale of a misfit girl who discovers she has supernatural powers.

It’s just as haunting in its own, far more subtle way.

College freshman Thelma (Ellie Harboe) is struggling to contain her sudden seizures, which seem to increase whenever she’s near new friend Anja (Okay Kaya).

Her first seizure occurs when Anja — whom she hasn’t yet met — sits next to her in the library.

First Thelma’s hand starts to shake… and a bird flies into the window as the rest of its flock seems ready to do the same. That’s when Thelma goes into a full body seizure and the flock flies away.

Anja later seeks her out to ask if she’s okay and encourages her to join her and her friends on a night out. Their budding romance plays out almost wordlessly as the two seem to be connected on a psychic level. Or is it just Thelma’s powers drawing Anja to her?

Thelma comes from a very strict religious background — she tells Anya of how her father once held her hand over a flame, saying, “This is what it feels like all the time in Hell” — so her feelings for Anja cause a kind of meltdown. Her powers spike in the conflict between her newfound joy and the repressive way she was raised. (In a way that reminds this Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan of Tara’s controlling, cultish family.)

When Thelma consults a doctor, she’s surprised to learn that when she was six years old, she had similar seizures, ones she now has no memory of. With her mother in a wheelchair, the film hints that something very dark happened when she was a child.

While there’s nothing as dramatic as the prom scene in Carrie, when we see glimpses of Thelma’s abilities, it’s stunning. Ellie Harboe (who had a small role in the Norwegian disaster film The Wave), is remarkable as the shy Thelma, who slowly learns to own her power.

Its somber mood recalls another Nordic film Let the Right One In, although it’s less explicitly a horror film. Its style is reminiscent of Terrence Malick or Park Chan-wook’s sensual, lushly cinematic Stoker, where the camera dwells lovingly on the odd plant or creature. It’s as if all of nature were in tune with the title character — and possibly at her beck and call.

Thelma is Norway’s official selection for Best Foreign Film for the 2017 Academy Awards. It opens in limited release on November 10.

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

 

‘Mayhem’ (review)

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Produced by Parisa Caviani, Mehrdad Elie,
Buddy Enright, Lawrence Mattis, Matt Smith,
Sean Sorensen,
Andjelija Vlaisavljevic
Written by Matias Caruso
Directed by Joe Lynch
Starring Steven Yeun, Samara Weaving,
Steven Brand, Caroline Chikezie,
Kerry Fox, Dallas Roberts

 

Energetic, amusing, pitch-black comedy/horror film from director Joe Lynch (Wrong Turn 2, Everly) bears a similarity to Greg McLean’s The Belko Experiment but differs greatly in tone.

In this kill-all-your-coworkers-and-employers scenario, it’s a virus that is causing folks to act upon their impulses, effectively erasing any ingrained filter. (Shades of the unjustly forgotten Impulse from 1984).

Ever feel like stabbing the dude in the next cubicle?

This virus can make it happen. And thanks to the machinations of a major law firm, you can escape jail time: the virus made me do it.

This very law firm is the setting for Mayhem; in the midst of a typical, cut-throat business day, there is an outbreak among the employees of the virus. Much, well, mayhem ensues.

A lot of said mayhem is very funny, and director Lynch should be commended for the many background details, both visual and aural, of the craziness that results from the outbreak. I laughed out loud when an unseen employee can be heard screaming, “F—k you! F—k you! You’re cool….F—k you!!”

Steven Yuen, overdoing it just a touch (but hey, pretty much everyone does), is Derek, an overworked, miserable lawyer who has no time for his sister, let alone a girlfriend or family. His workaholic, ambitious ways will be put to the test once the virus cuts loose (and allows him to do the same).

He’s matched by Melanie (an appealing Samara Weaving), who pretty much despises him on sight, and the feeling is mutual. Still, circumstances force them to work together to survive and achieve their individual goals in the process.

Weaving attacks her role with gusto and reminded me of an early 90s era Jeanne Tripplehorn. She and Yuen seem to be having fun, killing with abandon and spewing an inordinate amount of profanity.

Perhaps too much profanity and, really, too much of everything. Mayhem is almost wall-to-wall violence and swearing (I can’t remember the last time I’ve heard this much cussing in a movie – Scarface, maybe..?) which unfortunately dilutes their effectiveness. The film would have benefitted from its foot not being so hard on the gas.

Still, if it’s cartoony, over-the-top violence you’re looking for, Mayhem certainly delivers. And despite its flaws, it should play very well with anyone who’s ever held a crappy job wherein fantasizing about ways to kill one’s employer eats up a sizable portion of the work day.

 

Mayhem is playing in limited release and
is available on Digital HD and On Demand

 

 

‘Axis’ (Portland Film Festival, review)

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Produced by R. Vaughn Gill, Vertel Scott,
Barry Sonders, Aisha Tyler
Written by Emmett Hughes
Directed by Aisha Tyler
Starring Emmett Hughes, Emily Bett Rickards,
Aisha Tyler, Sam Rockwell, Amber Nash,
Jonathan Sadowski, Paget Brewster,
Ciarán Hinds, Ted McGinley, Jerry Ferrara,
Kevin Pollack, Thomas Gibson, Adam Rodriguez

 

When a film depends on the performance of only one actor (whether by importance, quality, or cast size) the capability of the director is even more of a factor than usual.

This is one of the reasons there is much promise for the career of Aisha Tyler in her directorial debut Axis.

It is tightly shot and balances tragedy and humor well with a lead that holds his own with supporting actors as mainly voices over the phone.

Tristan Blake (Emmett Hughes) is an Irish actor, currently sober but with a past of drug addiction. He’s booked a Hollywood blockbuster, but Blake is not driving to the set. He has other business to attend to, much to the chagrin of his publicist and the film’s director. As he drives in Los Angeles, with each call he takes adding layers to his complicated situation, he battles challenges to his psyche, sobriety, and his own life.

Shot on a shoestring Kickstarter budget over less than a week with the majority being in the car, this movie has a bare bones quality that works for the subject matter. Hughes both wrote the screenplay and stars as Blake. It would be easy for this to veer into pure snark or sanctimony, but Hughes keeps it witty and emotionally honest, if not slightly heavy on the tragedy. In these days of the underbelly of Hollywood coming to light, a movie that explores its dark corners is timely and clever. 

 As Tristan, Hughes gives a breakthrough performance that makes us fine south the fact that he is the only corporeal character, with everyone else calling in to give him more material to work with.

The cast of voice actors included heavy hitters like Sam Rockwell, Ciarán Hinds, and Kevin Pollack that audience members will recognize as people that they know, even if they can’t quite put the face to the voice. But a phone call is no substitute for having an actual person to interact with, which speaks to how promising Hughes is in his ability to give a performance with depth, charm, heartbreak, and humor. As we watch him struggle with his past refusing to stay behind him, the strong portrayal draws you into the battle he is waging.

The movie jumps around between past, future, and present without describing where in that timeframe you are at first. This might be one of the more confusing aspects of the movie, but worthwhile to stick with.

The pacing is good and adequately covers the material without feeling rushed to fit it in such a short timeframe (the film is less than 90 minutes), but even so the editing out of 10-15 minutes would be welcome. It is not a serious flaw, however. Amazingly, this one location movie also has a one band soundtrack with L.A. rock band Silversun Pickups. The background music compliments the tone of the film nicely.

I’d rather not spoil the ending, but it is a serious twist that shocks and awes. Axis is a very emotional journey from beginning to end, taken on an L.A. afternoon. Audiences are lucky to have talent like Tyler and Hughes at the wheel.

For more details visit Facebook.com/AxisTheFilm

 

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