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RIDLEY SCOTT Finds A Nemesis For THE COUNSELOR

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Ridley Scott has added a few more to The Counselor including a villain and a possibly leading lady.

According to Deadline, the director of the Cormac McCarthy written screenplay is looking at Brad Pitt and Javier Bardem and wants to have both actors in the film in some capacity if not the bad guy. Michael Fassbender is set to star as the lead and there are new rumors that Angelina Jolie is in negotiations to take on the female lead.


Scott will start on this project when Prometheus is finished. It's being produced by the same people that adapted McCarthy's novel The Road. In this new story that sold very quickly, Fassbender plays a lawyer who attempts to try out the drug business. Little does he know that there is no such thing as just dipping a toe into the business of selling drugs.



THIS IS HOW TNT Introduced Itself To the Belgian People...Lucky Belgians.

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What upsets me the most is how absolutely fantastic this is and how we here in the States could never experience it (Mostly because we are a bunch of suckholes who would ruin the beauty of it by either shooting people and calling it "Standing our Ground" or calling the cops).

If only we could have just a taste of Belgian innocence...(sigh).

Source: Unreality


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S4E20: Ageless

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The Kents hit the Finding a Baby in a Field Lotto once again and get stuck with a baby that ages quicker that Lindsay Lohan has on drugs.

Oh, and his aging might wind up killing everyone.


I don’t think this is going to end well.

The Random:
1. If I found a baby in a smoldering crater, the last thing I’d do is jump in, and then stand there just taking in the fumes. Just saying.

2. The Incredible Exploding Evan thinks Lana and Clark are his parents. He’s more screwed than he realizes. Luckily, Lana is spreading her windmill propaganda to placate him because windmills are everyone’s lifelong dream.

3. This is like a bad—well, worse—episode of Teen Mom, complete with irresponsible teens and deadbeat dads. All it needs are some crappy photo album graphics and a monotone narration.

“Dear MTV. I had no idea having an explosive baby would be so hard…”


The Awesome:
1. It’s nice that the Luthors have another duplicitous family to play with in the Teagues. The only questions are who’s going to be betrayed and when.

2. Having Chloe know Clark’s secrets really adds a lot to her character and paves the way for her role as the Justice League’s Watchtower down the road.

3. Lionel being back to his old evil self is exactly what we’ve been waiting for and watching him hold the antidote over a poisoned Dr. Quinn is classic Luthor. Bravo.

“YOU were going to gain the upper hand on ME? Bitch, please.”

The WTF?!:
1. Smallville officials are awful liberal about giving away temporary custody of minors. “Oh, you found this baby in a crater? Well, finders keepers and all that, so you hold onto him until we find someone licensed.”

2. After all the shadiness Clark has seen LuthorCorp do over the years, he really thinks it’s the best idea to turn Evan over for experiments? Interesting. Or, you know, stupid.

3. Evan has been with the Kents for a few days, and the authorities haven’t even tried to check in or see him. It’s a good thing, too, considering he’s in his late teens. That would’ve been a tough thing to explain.

“Well, we DID find him and possession is 9/10 of the law, so we might as well…”


THE OFFICE May Be Looking At A Reboot For Next Season

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The Office might be getting a reboot now that actors are leaving and the story has seemed to nearly run its course.

Of course NBC won't be cancelling the show anytime soon, the series still hasn't received a renewal and many of the actors are waiting to see what will happen next. Now Deadline is reporting that there will be a dramatic change next fall that will start the office over with both new and old characters. After Steve Carell left things just weren't the same anymore.



Creator Daniels will be talking with executives at the network soon to show what he has planned for what some are calling The Office 2.0.  Rainn Wilson will be leaving for a spinoff with his own character,  but other actors like John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer and B.J Novak all have their contracts expiring at the end of the season.

Krasinski has a possible project in January and Ed Helms will be working on The Hangover 3. Other actors have lined up new TV shows and pilots for the next season.  It's hard to say how long The Office will keep running, I'm guessing it will be run into the ground until it stops making money for NBC. The main cast has said that the next season should be the last, but there is nothing written down yet.


WTF FRIDAY: Henri 2 Paw de Duex. Trust Me, You'll Want to See This

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Well, I have been thoroughly devastated by brilliance.

If you need me, I'll be at the bar...smoking...and deeply depressed.

Source:Agent M Loves Tacos


MY TOP 5 South By Southwest Film Festival Horror Films of 2012!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to a film festival.

I love horror movies and I saw a LOT of them at SXSW this year.

That's why I decided to split my Top 5 into two separate lists.

That and it's Friday the 13th.

Can't have one of those without some horror flicks.

So, here are the five best horror films that I saw at SXSW this year.



CABIN IN THE WOODS


I love horror films, so I always make it a point to see as many as I can at every festival I go to. 

Cabin In The Woods, though, I got to see at an earlier screening, so it's been a few months since I've seen it.

Still it was one of the best films of SXSW 2012. I can't say too much about it without giving away too much of the story.

I will say this much, though: The story of five friends going to the titular cabin only sets the stage. You really only think you know what's going to happen from there on…but you do know what's going to happen. It will surprise the hell out of you, but you'll get exactly what you expect. It's hilarious and gory. As much as I like Scream, Joss Whedon and Drew Goddard do what Wes Craven really wanted to do. They tear the horror genre a new one while making us willing participants in the story.

From the opening scenes in an office building you'll be thrown off the trail. Then you'll get back on the trail only to be hurled off again. The movie was filmed over two years ago (before Chris Hemsworth became a Norse superhero), but it hasn't lost any of its edge while it's sat on the shelf.

There have been a few trailers for this movie, but I suggest that you don't watch them. They give FAR too much away.

V/H/S 



The whole found footage thing has run its course, say some.

If you believe that, though, you obviously haven't been paying attention. With a new Paranormal Activity movie being released seemingly every three months, I think it's alive and well. This anthology film of indie filmmakers' short films (all shot through the eyes of a diegetic camera) was one of the more fun experiences that I had at the festival this year.

The framing story is of a bunch of punks who get the idea to steal a VHS tape from a mysterious house that ends up having an old man's corpse in it. They each watch one of the hundreds of videos that the guy had laying around and they each disappear after watching it. The list of writer/directors is formidable: Ti West (who is, luckily, in House Of The Devil mode here instead of Roost mode), Joe Swanberg (who, as far as I know, has never been near a horror film before apart from starring in A Horrible Way To Die), David Bruckner (The Signal), Glenn McQuaid (I Sell The Dead), Adam Wingard (the aforementioned A Horrible Way To Die) and the collective known as Radio Silence (nothing else yet, but I'm intrigued). Each of their shorts builds the suspense and then makes us squirm as the inevitable happens right before our eyes.

I don't use this phrase often, but it truly is a roller-coaster ride of a movie.

SINISTER


This film was written by a true horror fan, C Robert Cargill, who was fed up with the way horror was going. He wanted something serious and creepy. A haunted house story with teeth. And that's exactly what he gave us with Sinister.

Ethan Hawke plays a true crime writer who moves his family (unbeknownst to them) into a house where an entire family was brutally murdered. The youngest daughter disappeared, never to be seen again. What he finds in the house shakes him to his very soul. It's a box full of super 8 films of that and four other murders from around the country. All of them seem to have no real connection except that they showed an entire family being killed by an off-screen assailant.

With equal parts The Shining and a good version of 8mm (remember that one?), this is one of the creepiest movies that I've seen in a long time. It does everything that Insidious wanted to do…except it does it well.

Director Scott Derrickson hasn't done anything else of note (unless you really liked the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still or The Exorcism Of Emily Rose…yeah, didn't think so), but we can always hope that this is a new direction for him and that he'll learn from it for his next films.

I'll keep an eye on him and Cargill. (Easier done with Cargill since I see him on a semi-regular basis around Austin.)

LOVELY MOLLY


Eduardo Sanchez is back to do something a bit more interesting with the style that he brought back from the dead in 1998 with The Blair Witch Project. While this isn't a found footage film per se, it has a few elements of that style.

Molly (the amazing newcomer Gretchen Lodge) is a newlywed moving back into her childhood home against the advice of…well, just about everyone. Soon enough, the secrets of her family start to get the better of her. Or could her dead father really be haunting her? Most of the film is told with traditional filmmaking, but Sanchez sometimes shows us security videos and Molly carries around a video camera that helps her see her visions more clearly.

It's truly a creepy film from beginning almost to end. The last shot is a bit on the silly side (is that Wile E Coyote?), but that doesn't distract from the sense of dread that pervades the first 99% of the film.

The true revelation, though, is the film's star. This is a brave and crazy performance. Starting as a typical small town girl that you can't help but like hanging out with to a crazed woman whose backstory is very slowly revealed to us through (SHOCK!) acting and storytelling instead of pure exposition, Lodge is an actress that we can't, and shouldn't, take our eyes off of.

CITADEL


Heroin is a big problem in Irish housing projects.

It always has been and, unfortunately, probably always will be. Ciaran Foy has made this epidemic the central theme of his tense little thriller about an agoraphobic young father who has to get his baby daughter back from the feral children who killed his wife right in front of him.

It's gritty, filled with dread and has an amazing central performance from Aneurin Barnard (who was also in Hunky Dory at the festival). A father's fear can sometimes be overdone, especially when added to an overwhelming fear of something else outside of that relationship. Aneurin never goes over the top and is absolutely believable from the time the camera opens on him. The super-creepy setting of the abandoned tenement also helps make this movie worth a look.

I gave Citadel 3 1/2 stars on my own site and may have been a bit unfair because it really is an excellent film.

I mainly had a problem with the opening scene which, of course, sets up the entire plot. He and his pregnant wife are moving out of the tenement. He leaves her in the hallway to take the last of the bags downstairs to the cab. Why did he leave her?

There's really no reason. She's just standing there with no other bags when he gets back on the elevator that doesn't open. This is where he sees her get put into a coma. If he had not made her stand there, awkwardly and for no reason, she would have lived.

This and the rather dubious politics of the film ("Kill the kids! Don't help them! They're beyond help!") keep this from being a perfect film, but it works very well as a horror film and it's expertly made to creep you the hell out.



One Confirmed And Two In Negotiations For PARANOIA

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Paranoia books three big names to take on the "corporate espionage thriller.

Deadline reports that Liam Hemsworth from the Hunger Games, Harrison Ford, and Gary Oldman have all started negotiations to to join director Robert Luketic for the story of dueling telecom giants. The story is based on the novel by Joseph Finder and Jason Hall will be rewriting the script that Barry Levy first wrote. The roles for the three aren't known at the time of this post, they really could be anyone.


I'M YOUR BOOGIE MAN: Lurch Doing "The Lurch"

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"I can't believe I used to be so embarrassed by my dancing skills, but thanks to The Lurch, I'm the hit at all the teen shindigs" -Something that was sadly never uttered.

Source: Boing Boing



The Art of the Book Review Part I – How I Write a Book Review

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I’ve been writing book reviews now for over ten years; 2014 will actually be my fifteenth year of writing reviews.

I started in college, working for the student-run newspaper, and while my life has changed in many ways since 1999, and I’ve moved to a number of different places, two things have remained constant: I am continuously reading one or more books at a time, and when I’m done reading a book I will usually review it, no matter when it was released.

My website, BookBanter, now has over 600 book reviews, and as of April 13th, I posed my 650th review.

I have had a number of my reviews quoted in books, and one even quoted on the cover – Amber Benson’s Cat’s Claw.

So I like to think I know a thing or two about writing book reviews.

I’m sure if you scour the internet you’ll find a number of sites and documents and perhaps even treatises proclaiming how to write the ideal or perfect book review, and how there is a set form and format to it that cannot be diverged from, if one is seeking to create said “perfect book review.”

However, as anyone who hasn’t had their head stuck in the ground (or perhaps print journalism) for the last decade knows, most of these “ideal” ways of writing a book review are aimed at newspapers and magazines, but with the advent of blogs — both professional and personal — where many people write their own book reviews, or just even blog posts on specific books they’ve read — as well as the likes of Goodreads, the dynamic of the formatted book review has changed and in most cases doesn’t really apply anymore.

Many people have many different ways of writing book reviews.

There are also many people who feel certain ways are completely wrong, and that there is only “their way,” but this is what writing and the Internet is all about.

There are many, many, many books in the world, and most of them I wouldn’t ever be interested in reading, and yet there are still many people who would and do read and buy these books.

The same pretty much goes for book reviews.

Long story short: different people like different types of book reviews.



Now, when I sit down to write a book review it will depend on the type of book it is (genre, story, etc.), how much of a fan I am of the author — I tend to write longer reviews for authors I’m a fan of, or at least like, as well as books that are longer (see Under the Dome and World Without End) — and what publication I am writing the book review for, as there may be a word count limit.

Here’s the basic mental outline I automatically perform when doing a book review for a book I enjoyed; I have a standard three- to four-paragraph layout.

Paragraph 1:
I usually begin with two to four sentences to kind of hook the reader into the book; much as you want the cover and first line of a book to be captivating, you want a similar effect with the opening paragraph of a book review — especially if it’s a long one and you want the reader to keep reading to the end.

Sometimes I’ll open up with a general fact that I find interesting about the author or the particular books the author writes, such as with Mary Roach’s Packing for Mars. Other times I’ll deliver a short one-liner and then go into a brief couple of sentences about the author’s other books, especially if this is a sequel, such as with Velocity by Alan Jacobson. In cases where I don’t know much about the author or his or her books, and this is the first book of theirs I’m reading, I’ll do a couple of sentences on what the author has done before and then give a brief hook on why this particular book is a good one, like with Jonathan Maberry’s Rot & Ruin.

Paragraph 2 (and 3):
The next paragraph or two are usually the long ones where I’ll make a summary of the story.

There’s a fine line to be made here, balancing how much of the story to tell, but also keeping lots left to be discovered by the reader. A general rule of thumb is you want to reveal who the characters are, perhaps a little about their background, and where they’re headed in the story; about the first third of the book is usually a safe place to stop. Again, it depends on the type of book.

For some reviews, such as Handling the Undead and American Vampire, it becomes necessary to reveal a large part of the plot to actually show what is going on in the book, but it’s always important to keep a number of secrets hidden for the reader to discover when they read the book.

One rule that must always be followed is an easy one: never give away the ending.

I know there are people out there who read the ending first thing, before they even start the book, and those people are just darn weird; but you don’t give away any sort of ending in a book review (unlike a number of movie previews I’ve seen). I’m the type of person who very much doesn’t like to get spoiled; usually once I have an idea of what the book is about and I’m interested in it, I’ll just start it without reading the inside flap or the back of the book.

For me it’s all about the mystery and being surprised by where the story is going to take you.

Depending on the length of the book and how much story is needed to be told, this part usually takes one or two paragraphs. At the end of this section of the book review, you want to finish with a sort of cliffhanger line that will really make the reader want to read the book, such as with Dan Well’s Mr. Monster, where I end my summary paragraph with, “But something’s not quite right about this guy from the FBI.”

Final Paragraph:
If the reader is still on the fence about whether to read the book or not, this is the final chance to get them.

Here is where I usually talk about the writer and/or the writing, the style, the language used, what I enjoyed about the writing, such as with Amber Benson’s Among the Ghosts. Or I’ll talk about what I particularly enjoyed about this book and why I think people should read it, like with Seanan McGuire’s An Artificial Night. As for the last line, by this point you have to have captured your reader and made them want to read the book; the last line isn’t going to make much of a difference one way or the other.

I generally end with a question of what the author will do next, or what the next book in a series might be, or a quick one-liner on why I enjoyed the book.

And there you have it.

The second part of this series will focus on writing different kinds of book reviews for different kinds of books, such as fiction vs. nonfiction, which will be up April 27th.


Netflix Casts A Lead For Original HEMLOCK GROVE

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Netflix has a new original show coming out called Hemlock Grove, and it looks like Dougray Scott will be playing the male lead opposite Famke Janssen.

According to Deadline, the actor will star in the Eli Roth produced show that was based on Brian McGreeveys horror novel. The author also worked with Lee Shipman to adapt the book into a new screenplay. The story is centered on the murder of young girl near the Godfrey steel mill. Among the suspects are a 17-year-old Gypsy boy and Roman, the Godfrey kid.

The show is centered mainly around the Godfrey family. Roman's sister is "disturbingly deformed" but her mother Olivia is a beautiful and controlling woman. Scott will have the role of Norman Godrey, the brother of Olivia's late husband JR. Although he is a very wealthy man, he has modest taste.




FUN GAMES TO PLAY WITH YOUR TODDLER

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There may be some uproar over Dad's questionable parenting techniques, but that is one happy diaper-clad superhero flying through the air...right before he bashes his skull into the drywall and learns to hate you forever from the seat of the mechanical wheelchair he blows into.

Source: Gawker


LEVEL UP Comes To DVD

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On May 1st, Cartoon Network Presents 
Level Up: The Movie

In the Level Up, a live-action/CG-animated 90-minute movie, three heroic avatars battle together in a massively multi-player online video game - Conqueror of All Worlds. But, in real life, they are high school teenagers, who barely know each other's names, let alone their real identities. Once the game's baddie and a bunch of his trolls are unleashed in the real world, this trio needs to put aside their differences to fight the evil threat

Level Up, a live-action/CG-animated 90-minute movie, is a fantastical comedy for the videogame age that turns the game on the player. When a glitch in the system releases an evil villain and a bunch of his trolls from an online game into the real world, three high school gamers must join forces to win the game and save the world.

The DVD includes the movie -- created and written by Derek Guiley and David Schneiderman (both credited for Chasing Liberty) and directed by Peter Lauer (Sons of Tucson, Chuck) -- as well as a first look at the new "Wanted" episode from the praised Level Up television series and a music video of "The Bomb" by Pigeon John.

Creators Guiley and Schneiderman are executive producers on the Level Up television series along with Peter Murrieta (Wizards of Waverly Place, Hope and Faith), who serves as the series' show-runner.


A First Look At The Munsters On MOCKINGBIRD LANE

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Check out the latest artwork for the return of The Munsters, Mockingbird Lane.


Entertainment Weekly has a new issue coming up that will give us these photos and talk to Bryan Fuller about reebooting the story and giving it a proper edgy feel. The new house is similar though it has a more intricate design and a steeper roof.



The Munsters were on the air for the years 1964-1966. In the interview he talked exclusively about the show saying "we're doing a reinvention and re-imagination of this property. He will be trying to bring in new actors from other shows and bring the classics back. Classic Creatures like Black Lagoon and Invisible Man


There's also this picture that shows some possible concepts for costumes. You can see Eddie Izzard in the drawing as Grandpa, and Lily in the new photos that are also from the pages of EW.


LET'S PLAY NAME THAT VIDEO GAME PLANET! Come On! What Else Are You Doing?

ALL YOUR CHIP-FLAVORED PRAYERS Have Finally Been Answered

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Oh sweet and gentle Sith Lord of Snack Foods, thank you for bestowing upon your lowly people the great and powerful flavor of the BLT in chip form.

Because of you millions of people will feel your love and forgiveness. To you I pray:  

Oh Heavenly Chip Baron which art in my bag. Hollow you shall be. Thy lap will crumb. Thy fullness be done. As it is in my cabinet. Give us this day our daily corn chip. And forgive us for eating it all. As we forgive those that snack without permission. And lead us not into obesity. But deliver us from Trans-Fat. To Thine is the snack pack, the tasty, and the goodness.Forever and ever. Amen.

Source: Laughing Squid



JULIANNE MOORE Will Go Insane For CARRIE

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Julianne Moore is going to play the mother of Carrie in the upcoming remake of the 1976 horror flick.

Bloody Disgusting reports that Moore is looking at the role of the insane mother played originally by Piper Laurie. Kimberly Peirce will be directing the remake of the Stephen King novel adaptation that is set to have Chloe Moretz in the leading role. Writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa will be penning the screenplay which is said to be a more faithful adaption of the book.


The original starred Sissy Spacek in the lead role, she was joined by John Travolta, and Amy Irving along with Laurie. The story tells the tale of a "hyperkinetic teenager who is pushed too far at the prom and wreaks havoc on her fellow high school students."


Columbia Pictures is in the final talks with the actress to play the difficult role of the abusive and crazy Margaret White who pushed Carrie further and ultimately played a large part in what happens at the end of the movie.

Carrie is set to come to theaters on March 13th, 2013.


IRON MAN 3 Will Be Produced In China

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Tony Stark will be going to China for his next film, well at least Iron Man 3 will be produced there.

According to Variety, DMG Entertainment will be working with Disney and Marvel to co-produce the third film in the franchise. The studio will be producing part of the movie in China along with managing the Chinese co-production process.

Filming is expected to start on location in China in late summer 2012. Some shooting will be done in the U.S. starting in May. The movie will be released a year later in May 2012. China has started to allow more foreign films to start shooting in the country. Ultimately the decision to allow more movies means that more money will be shared and help the economy.

As Stanley Cheung, Executive Vice President and Managing Director of The Walt Disney Company Greater China said, ''The co-production of Iron Man 3 in China is testimony to the importance of this audience to Disney and the local industry capability to deliver a blockbuster title.''

The next Iron Man film will build upon the storyline that has already been established in the first two movies and the upcoming Avengers movie.  DMG hopes that "adding a local flavor, and working with our new local partner, will enhance the appeal and relevance of our characters in China."


EMILY BLUNT Will Star In ALL YOU NEED IS KILL

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WB has been looking at a few actresses to co-star with Tom Cruise in All You Need Is Kill, and now it looks like Emily Blunt will the one to take on the role.

Variety reports that Blunt will play a soldier in the life of another soldier (Tom Cruise) who relives his last day after he is killed by aliens in a future war. By reliving that day many times his training improves and he uses the experiences to become a better soldier.


Dante Harper wrote the script along with Joby Harold, based on the graphic novel of the same name. Harold is currently working on a rewrite and will also be an executive producer for the project.

The studio is looking for an actress that can do both comedy and action. Her recent roles in Five Year Engagement and Looper have the studio believing that she is perfect for the role.


DreamWorks Is Turning NEED FOR SPEED Into A Movie

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Need For Speed will be the latest video game to see a film adaptation now that DreamWorks has started development on the racing movie.

According to Deadline, the studio is about to close a deal with Electronic Arts to acquire the movie rights to the franchise. John Gatins, screenwriter of Real Steel will be producing the film which his brother George wrote the script for. There is no word yet on what the story of the film will be or how exactly it will tie into the game series.


Story-lines throughout the franchise have changed multiples times ranging from underground drifting and import tuning to high end exotics and professional racing. The most recent game, "The Run", had the player entered into a race that went from San Francisco to New York. The game didn't do so well and received poor rating when it was released.


Two New Posters For THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN

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The Amazing Spider-Man is a little beat up in this new poster for the upcoming July movie.

Starring Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone, the reboot of spidey from director Marc Webb that has already grossed $2.5 million worldwide. Sony released these two new posters today through Yahoo! Movies which shows little Peter Parker on the side of a wall and then a look at some of the damage he took probably from a fight with The Lizard.

The Amazing Spider-Man opens nationwide on July 3, 2012.


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