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Symbolism and Biology of The Headless Horseman

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Washington Irving’s original short story The Legend of Sleepy Hollow did not originally have a true specter. 

It was implied that the uptight schoolteacher Ichabod Crane was scared off by Brom Bones in disguise for hitting on his girl. 

Later retellings of it, like the original story implied, played up the supernatural angle and made the Headless Horseman into a monster of legend. 


But it’s not a wholly American one. 

The Headless rider has shown up a lot in fiction: on cartoons like The Real Ghostbusters, an episode of Are you Afraid of the Dark, and even of an episode of Kolchak the Nightstalker

It’s rare to find a supernatural-fighting hero who hasn’t fought a headless rider. 

Three versions of it stand out the most to me at the very least: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad from 1949, which set the standard model; Sleepy Hollow for Tim Burton’s take on the story with modern twists and R-Rated terror; and the novel/anime series Durarara which goes to the source of the legend and provides something the other two only barely do, character for the monster.

And there’s the new TV show that came out earlier this week.  I wrote this before I got a chance to watch it and it leaves me wondering how a series can last with only one supernatural villain at its center.  

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This Battlestation Is Fully Operational: The DEATH STAR BIRD HOUSE Will Keep those Rebel Scum Squirrels In Their Place

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The traditional birdhouse is an iconic figure that has loomed over American yards for eons (hell, its even a hobby for some woodworkers) but there's no need to provide Colonial/A-Frame-style housing to our avian friends when a freaking Death Star would do the trick.

Oh sure, your neighbors might think you're a huge nerd, but for those birds who begin taking up residence in it, a sense of superiority will begin blooming and perhaps they may organize and finally take on those scum-sucking squirrels who have been stealing their food once and for all.

And come spring, an uber-bird will emerge, pulsating with midichlorian levels that were once prophesied by the council of elder birds.

And there will be war my friends.

Or, the birds will just ignore it and it will hang from your tree like an ornament.


Whatever.

Source: Red Ferret

Birth of the Living Dead (review)

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Review by Dean Galanis
Fascinating, hugely entertaining documentary chronicles the making of the classic George Romero-helmed horror film, Night of the Living Dead, while also tracing its lineage, its colossal influence on (and as the title indicates, creation of) the zombie sub-genre, and analysis of its cultural import.

The film features commentary and remembrances by respected filmmakers and critics, among them Larry Fessenden, Gale Anne Hurd and Elvis Mitchell, but the big fun here is Romero himself. 

Ever the frank (and often hilarious) raconteur, Romero brings warmth, bemusement, pride and a smattering of (justified) bitterness to the mix, as Birth examines the film’s genesis, production and troubled distribution.

There are also trenchant observations about the film’s place in time, as its imagery at times invokes newsreel footage of the Vietnam War, political assassinations, and racial strife in the late 1960s. 


Some of these points have been made many times before – even in another excellent documentary, The American Nightmare– but these reflections, as collected here, still feel fresh and vital, and neither these views – nor Birth as a whole – could be criticized as merely regurgitation.

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LET'S DANCE: Tiny Little B-Girl Shows You How to Usher In The Weekend The Right Way

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I've had a hell of a week and frankly I'm ready to put on some stretchy pants and veg out on the couch for 48-hours in my own filth but first I would like to welcome the coming weekend with a song a dance number featuring the cutest little B-girl in the world, Terra.

I don't know much about this talented little lass, but I do know she has moves that would make some old-school cardboard humpers pretty damn jealous and for whatever reason, that makes me happy.

So before I go and whip up a batch of cocktails for dinner, join me in this jovial demonstration of awesomeness.

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Win 'FRIGHT NIGHT 2: NEW BLOOD' Blu-ray And Check Out The Vampire Tour of Romania

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By day Gerri Dandridge is a sexy professor, but by night she transforms into a real-life vampire with an unquenchable thirst for human blood. So when a group of high school students travel abroad to study in Romania, they find themselves ensnared in Gerri’s chilling web of lust and terror. Charley and “Evil” Ed must stop Gerri from drinking and bathing in the blood of a “new moon virgin,” which just so happens to be Charley’s ex-girlfriend, Amy. They enlist help from Peter Vincent, the vampire hunting host of a reality show called “Fright Night,” to drive a stake through Gerri’s plan and save Amy from a fate far worse than death.

Vampire films are not a new phenomenon and in fact the presence of vampires can be seen in folklore throughout history. During their time in Romania, Charley and Evil Ed find themselves getting a little too close to vampire history for comfort. Continue reading below to delve into the common myths that surround vampires, and learn about their Romanian origins.

Vampires in Romania


There are two different types of vampires who are prominent in Romanian folklore: the strigoi and moroi. These vampires are typically depicted as souls who have risen from the dead and have come back to drink the blood of their victims. Romania is prominent in vampire folklore. In fact, one of the most famous vampires, Count Dracula, is said to be based off of a Transylvanian prince, Vlad the Impaler. Today, tourists can participate in vampire tours throughout Romania just like the ones Evil Ed and Charley went on.

Vampires Aversion to Daylight


Professor Dandridge, like many other vampires, is unable to walk in the daylight and only teaches her classes at night, once the sun has set. Many people believe that origins of vampire folklore can be traced back to the 1800’s when a disease called porphyria became more prominent. Porphyria causes skin sensitivity and therefore people with the disease can have severe photosensitivity. The strong odor of garlic can cause them to have a reaction on their skin that causes itching and rashes. There were many unusual and inexplicable symptoms that were caused by porphyria and people began to be afraid of those with the disease. Today, many similarities can be seen between the conditions of the disease and folklore surrounding vampires.

A Stake Through the Heart


Although Charley’s attempt to use a stake to protect him self was quickly overthrown, a wooden stake is considered one of the best defense mechanisms against vampires. In folklore, vampires are often bloated and puffy because they are the undead. A wooden stake through the heart ensures that a bloated corpse will be deflated and killed before they are able to attack.

Vampires vs. The Holy Cross


In Fright Night 2, Charley is shocked to see that Professor Dandridge is able to hold onto the Bible, until he realizes that a cross has been burned into the palm of her hand. Many Biblical symbols can be used to deter a vampire, including the cross, the Holy Bible, churches, and holy water. These defense mechanisms come from religious origins. In early Christianity, vampires were seen as those who had been impacted by the devil. Since vampires were viewed as one of the most evil forms of beings, they could not bare to be near anything associated with religion. Christians believed that the Lord would protect them from vampires through his symbols.

Vampire Fangs


The idea of vampires having fangs can also be traced back to the painful disease porphyria. In addition to sensitive skin, those suffering from porphyria were faced with receding gum tissue. This often led to the teeth standing out and looking longer, and perhaps sharper, than those with a normal smile. 

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THE LONE RANGER Races To Blu-ray and DVD

THE BRIDGE: "Take the Ride, Pay the Toll" S1E11 (review)

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By Matt 'Quori' Armstrong
We pick up with Skeezy Tampa Ray dragging Tim’s lifeless body through the tunnel to Mexico. Now, God only knows what Ray was expecting to find on the other side of the tunnel, but I’m sure the scene of multiple dead men around a drug deal of some kind gone wrong was probably not it. He manages to get shot at, shoot back and kill the remaining survivor.

This guy probably thought it was his lucky day, thanks for ruining it Ray, nice job.


Conveniently, Ray uses the situation to his advantage by stashing Tim amongst the dead and to seem as if Tim was involved in the shoot-out.

Fairly smart move, but then Ray is Ray: He leaves fingerprints all over the place, and also takes some drugs.

Yeah, no possible way that comes back to haunt him.

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Book Report: Library Cats, The Dickishness of Jonathan Frazen, James Franco Gets Covered & More!


DEXTER: "Remember the Monsters?" S8E12 (review)

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By Caitlyn Thompson
Well, it’s over.

A show that began as an insightful and provocative series devolved into a melodramatic series filled with plot holes, completely unrealistic scenarios and unlovable characters.

Very disappointing finish.

Tonight’s episode was dragged out and instead of being suspenseful it was agitating.


** SPOILERS AHEAD **


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BREAKING BAD: "Granite State" S5E15 (review)

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By Seth Levi
If memory serves me correct, the penultimate episode of Breaking Bad was the first time we finally got to see Saul in a white dress shirt.

His career is over, so there is no point in continuing to wear the pastel colors and loud ties -- the costume has been retired.

The episode begins with Saul arriving at a vacuum cleaner repair shop where his identity man is working on setting him up a new life Nebraska. Walt is still there waiting for relocation, and Saul gives him his final piece of advice, which is what I think is among the most consequential of the series.


Last week I complained that I didn’t buy how concerned Walt was about family (specifically, how upset he was about Hank being killed). A lot of commentators claimed that the phone call to Skyler where he admits to everything over the phone with the police listening showed that he ultimately wanted to do right by them.


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Histoire De MELODY'S ECHO CHAMBER

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Approximately one year ago, The Mystery Box Mobile Touring Calvacade was in Boston at the Paradise Rock Club to once again see our favorite Danish duo, The Raveonettes.

Opening act for the guaranteed great time that is The Raveonettes, which features the incredible talents of Sune Rose Wagner and his partner Sharin Foo, was a band listed with the equally cool and intriguing moniker, Melody's Echo Chamber.

We had no idea who they were or what they would sound like.

A poster from The Raveonettes / Melody's Echo Chamber Tour

As Melody's Echo Chamber took to the stage, it was brought to my attention by my girlfriend that the barefooted lead singer/front woman had “really good bangs, but not just bangs—French girl bangs!”

It turned out that she actually was a French girl named Melody Prochet, and was virtually a solo artist that had put together this band for touring behind her first album, Melody's Echo Chamber.

Melody Prochet's great “French girl” bangs

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LOW WINTER SUN: "There Was a Girl" S1E7 (review)

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By Kate McKendry
The episode starts off with Frank (Mark Strong) arriving at Damon (James Ransone) and Maya’s (Sprague Grayden) house just as they’re sharing what their dream lives would be.

He serves them a warrant to search their house. Both Damon and Maya are brought into the station after a bag of cocaine is found.

Holding Damon and Maya in separate rooms, Frank is sent in to talk to Damon.


Damon holds firm that he didn’t do anything.

Frank tells Damon they both know that he killed Billy, stole his coke, and left his body for the dogs to eat. When Frank gets fed up with Damon, he brings him to the bathroom where he and Joe continue to dunk Damon’s head in a urine filled toilet.

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The Pull List: Buzzkill #1, Superior Spider-Man #18, Zero #1 & More!

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Check out what I checked out this week.

Whether the comics are inspiring or disappointing, I read them all.

Welcome to The Pull List.

And, as always...Spoilers ahead!


Buzzkill #1 of 4 (Pick of the Week)
Writer: Donny Cates
Artist: Geoff Shaw
Colorist: Lauren Shaw
Publisher: Dark Horse Comics
Price: 3.99

HOLY SHIT! This book is soooooo good.

I don’t even want to say or type another word about it because you really need to read it. I don’t care where you are or what you are doing at this very moment. Go to the comic book store or head over to Dark Horse.com and download it immediately. This will probably be the most enjoyable buzzkill of your life.

The story follows Ruben, a superhero who gets his powers drinking alcohol and doing drugs. He no longer wants to lead the life he has been living so he enters group counseling but struggles with the reality of his situation because he is not an addict like everyone else around him.

Then again, maybe he is.

That part is not clear at the moment but there are bread crumbs that could go down either path. Geoff Shaw’s artwork produces a cartoony vibe that is filled with great emotion. Facial expressions from Ruben and other characters augment certain scenes that deliver the desired result. The story gets better and better with each turn of the pages as each new development makes the book even more intriguing. This is one of the best single issues of the year. I hope the rest of the series will be just as good because the bar has been set extremely high.

Grade: A+

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F*CK CORPORATE PUNK!!! Urban Outfitters Hawks "Vintage" Punk Jacket For Only $375

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If you read my posts (or happen to know me on a personal level) then you are very much aware that Punk music and I go way back. In fact, my love for the genre is so great that my husband had to rough talk me out of walking down the aisle to a cover of Then He Kissed Me by The Hollywood Brats because "...it will upset certain family members and then they will give us less money gifts".

Needless to say, I wasn't overly happy with the decision but I love the guy and bowed down to his will (this time).

And due to this affection for music that is the equivalent of kicking someone in the balls, there is always a burning ember of anarchy ready to flare up anytime something (or someone) fucks with the righteousness of beautiful angry screaming...and yep, Urban Outfitters hawking a jacket that they claim is "Vintage" because it was made in the 90's, and featuring hand drawn logos by, who I can only guess is a fourteen year-old girl named Tiffani, is high on my list of pisstivity.

How exactly is this punk, oh purveyors of over-priced Hipster crap? Is it because someone wrote The Sex Pistols and The Clash on it in magic marker? Is that it?

I see that the British punk band Crass made the jacket, and while I can appreciate that whomever made this (and again, I think it was made by a "Tiffani" who was probably trying to break away from her stripper name by getting into the punk bands she found on Wikipedia) was smart enough to throw on a band that doesn't get a great deal of recognition (especially when featured next to the Sex Pistols and The Clash on a jacket), I do have to wonder about the logo though.

If I'm not mistaken I believe that the Crass symbol was this:

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A HEISENBERG Hat For Your Cat...And No That Isn't The Title of A Dr. Seuss-Inspired Book

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The end is nigh and for fans of Breaking Bad, there will be a period of depression and, quite possibly, meth use to quell the hole that is left by the departing series.

But since we live in an age where shows don't really die (they just get re-purposed for other uses) there is a plethora of Breaking Bad-related items on the market that should help quiet the ache you feel deep down inside...if you are willing to pony up the dough.

And really, isn't that what fandom is about? Buying shit you don't need to prove how much you enjoyed the show?

So seriously, why not purchase a $54 hand-felted Heisenberg hat that can rest smartly upon the noggin of your feline companion and pretend that Walter is still with us (which is also a perfect way of indicating to fellow fanatics that you liked Breaking Bad just a bit more then they did).

Or, purrhaps (see what I did there? Genius) you are more of a Pinkman fan and would rather see your cat in a Jesse Beanie (cheaper at $12).


 Regardless, buy away your sadness and remember this, on Netflix nothing ever dies.

Source: Fashionably Geek

SLEEPY HOLLOW: “Blood Moon” S1E2 (review)

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By Charles Knauf
I’m going to let you all in on a little secret, dear reader; the folks over at Forces of Geek have given me an awesome platform to do whatever I want as long as it involves a review of the show I wanted to cover.

That’s right; I could do some poetry before I get to my review!  Maybe even link you guys to my ice carving fanpage!

Or I could even show you all my collection of William Katt oil paintings!

A favorite

(Note to editor: check the contract I made you all sign on the bar napkin at that Sake-fueled FoG! Karaoke jam!  It’s iron clad!)

So before I get into Sleepy Hollow, I just want to tell all the single ladies that, after a lengthy courtship that ended in tears, Señor Charles is officially single and ready to mingle.  I like long walks on the beach, snuggles, dressing up as He-Man at cons and—crap, that’s the editor yelling at me.

Fine… moving on:

****Warning: some spoilers ahead****

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THE BLACKLIST: "Pilot" S1E1 (review); or "Would You Like a Little Ham With Your Spader?"

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By Steve Belgard
So, we’re still getting over Deb’s death, the end of “Copper,” the near end of “Breaking Bad” and geez, Steven Bauer gets shot on “Ray Donovan”…so are we ready for another show to get involved with?

Not sure yet, but one thing’s for certain, if it weren’t for James Spader, this show wouldn’t be on my radar.


He plays former Government man Raymond "Red" Reddington, who went bad selling secrets to the highest bidder. Ray abandoned his family, went on the lam and has eluded the authorities for decades.

But one fine day, he suddenly shows up at FBI headquarters and surrenders under the condition that he speak only to Elizabeth "Liz" Keen (Megan Boone – “Law & Order: LA,” Step Up Revolution).



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ANIMATION GEEK: Parking Lot by Joshua Catalano Is One Surreal Car Trip You Will Want to Take

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Why is Parking Lot an animation you should totally see right now?

1. Crazy looking Pac-Man character.
2. Intensely low-key animation style which is all about the polygons.
3. It feels slightly sinister.
4. It's fucking sweet.

Yeah, you should watch it right now.

Video after the break.

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Chris Claremont & John Byrne Return…to the JLA?!—The Legendary X-Men Duo Craft the Tenth Circle

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For years, Chris Claremont and John Byrne were like the peanut butter and chocolate of the comic book world, the perfect creative powers behind some of the industry’s most seminal works, perhaps none more important than the Uncanny X-Men in general, and the legendary Dark Phoenix Saga in particular.

And while the two men lost a bit of their luster as the years caught up, and each engaged in varying degrees of fist shaking, get off my lawn, old man type curmudgeony goodness with one another and occasionally with the fans, the prospect of seeing them reunite was just too good to pass up.

“Go ahead, Johnny boy, come at me.”

In 2004, fans got their wish and Claremont and Byrne once more joined forces to write…the JLA.  No, wait, that can’t be right.  Are we sure it wasn’t an X-Men book for Marvel?  Nope.  No mistake.  It was indeed an arc of DC’s own power players, the Justice League of America, a six issue story called The Tenth Circle that ran through JLA #94-99.

But was it any good?

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BOARD GAME OF THE GODS: Play the 'Family Ties' Board Game And Feel The Sweet Surrender Of Becoming A Keaton

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I'm a sucker for TV Show board games simply because I like to pretend I'm a character on the show and live out various premises that were never present on any episode.

Take for instance the Family Ties version where the entire point of the game is to get all the Keatons together for a family portrait...yes, that is really what the game is about and yes, I did play it...more than once.

And it was stupidly sublime.

There were various cards included, that you drew, which created scenarios in which Alex, Steven, Elyse, Mallory and Jennifer may or may not show up to get their picture taken (and there was something about money being needed to pay the photographer, I believe) and you had to hope that you didn't draw a "Skippy" card:


Because that was the kiss of death.

Now, to be truthful the game was overly difficult and not much fun but hell, why should a game be filled with adventure anyway right?

Oh, those were the days when consumers weren't as picky about enjoyment as they are now.

So why am I writing about a board game that isn't Settlers of Catan?

Because this joyful indoctrination into corporate greed, created by people who were hoping to cash in on the success of a mid-eighties sitcom, has popped up on ebay and I feel the need to share this glorious find so that others may experience the thrill of posing for A FAMILY PORTRAIT!

God, you are so lucky that you have me in your life to point you in the right direction.

You should probably grab it now.




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