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DVD/Blu-ray News :SEVERIN Announces Two Restored Releases; WILD GEESE and ASHANTI

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SEVERIN RETURNS WITH RESTORED DVD/BLU-RAYS OF‘WILD GEESE’ & ‘ASHANTI’, NEW DISTRIBUTION DEAL
12/11 Releases Of Burton/Moore/Harris ‘70s Action Classic And InfamousAll-Star Michael Caine Slavery Adventure Lead New Slate Through CAV

Severin Films today announced the December 11th Blu-ray + DVD combo releases of the all-star ‘70s British thrillers THE WILD GEESE and ASHANTI, both fully restored with exclusive new Bonus Features. The company also announced a new distribution deal with CAV Distributing Corporation, as well as an upcoming slate of releases that include an epic restoration of the 1979 classic ZULU DAWN, first-ever Blu-rays of such top-selling Severin titles as THE HAIRDRESSER’S HUSBAND and FELICITY, and a 10th Anniversary Blu-ray edition of THE MANSON FAMILY.


THE WILD GEESE stars Richard Burton, Roger Moore and Richard Harris as aging mercenaries unleashed on one final mission in an unstable African nation. Hailed by Variety for its “rip-roaring blood & guts action” and recently called “nothing less than a ’70s British version of THE EXPENDABLES” by Total Film, this international box-office smash includes the first-ever DVD interviews with director Andrew V. McLaglen and legendary soldier-of-fortune 'Mad' Mike Hoare, on whom the Burton character was based. Michael Caine, William Holden, Peter Ustinov, Beverly Johnson, Rex Harrison and Omar Sharif star in ASHANTI, the infamous 1979 thriller about modern-day sex slavery in Africa and the Arab nations from the director of MANDINGO. Bonus Features include a revealing new interview with supermodel Johnson on the film’s notorious production and still-controversial history. Both titles have been restored in HD from original vault elements for the first time ever.


“Though it may have appeared quiet, Severin’s past year has actually been quite productive,” says Carl Daft, co-chairman of Severin Films. “We’re very proud of our international co-production THETHEATRE BIZARRE, and our HORROR EXPRESS Blu-ray was one of the top classic horror discs of the last 12 months. We made many of our biggest titles available digitally and on-demand, and were able to structure an exciting new distribution deal with our old friends at CAV. In addition, we’ve been working on extensive new Bonus Features for ZULU DAWN, as well as our THE HAIRDRESSER’S HUSBAND, FELICITY and MANSON FAMILY Blu-rays. We’ve even got some top-secret new Jess Franco releases coming, too. Severin is back and better than ever!”

Severin Films was formed in 2006 with offices in Los Angeles and London. Their previous releases include Goya Award winner Jess Franco’s MACUMBA SEXUAL, Walerian Borowczyk’s IMMORAL WOMEN and THE ART OF LOVE, the unrated Director’s Cut of Just Jaeckin’s GWENDOLINE, Richard Stanley’s restored HARDWARE, Enzo Castellari’s original action classic INGLORIOUS BASTARDS, Oscar®-nominee Patrice Leconte’s THE HAIRDRESSER’S HUSBAND and PERFUME OF YVONNE, Eugenio Martin’s restored HORROR EXPRESS, and Alejandro Jodorowsky’s internationally acclaimed SANTA SANGRE.



DVD/Blu-Ray News: PETER PAN Gets a Diamond Edition

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Dreams Around The Globe Will Once Again Take Flight!

Peter Pan

Celebrate the 60th Anniversary of Disney’s Classic Adventure As It Soars to New Heights for the First Time on Disney Blu-ray™

Available For Purchase on February 5, 2013

New Digital Restoration and Unparalleled High Definition Picture and Sound!


On February 5, 2013, The Walt Disney Studios celebrates the 60th Anniversary release of Walt Disney’s classic, “Peter Pan,” as it soars to all-new heights – with a new digital restoration and high definition picture and sound - for the first time on Blu-ray™. The classic tale that taught us all “to believe” and first introduced us to the Darling children – Wendy, John and Michael - as they flew with Peter Pan and Tinker Bell past the second star to the right and straight on ‘till morning to the enchanted world of Never Land. Rediscover the magical adventure and relive childhood memories of this great bedtime story.

The “Peter Pan” Diamond Edition Blu-ray Combo Pack (Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy & Storybook App) is a “must-own” addition to everyone’s home entertainment collection, filled with high-flying bonus features for all ages that includes - the groundbreaking feature Disney Intermission, Growing up with Nine Old Men short film, never-before-seen Deleted Scenes and a never-before-heard Deleted Song.

“Peter Pan” is a timeless classic from Disney’s Golden Age of animation. The film is one of three to boast all nine ofWalt’s famous “Nine Old Men” as Directing Animators, and is a revered audience favorite. “Peter Pan” Diamond Edition 3-Disc Blu-ray Combo Pack will be available for a limited time only for the suggested retail price of $44.99 (US) and $51.99 (Canada) fromWalt Disney Studios.


For more details visit www.Facebook.com/PeterPan and follow on Twitter @DisneyPictures and watch videos at www.YouTube.com/DisneyMovies


Warner Bros. Puts Fleischer SUPERMAN Cartoons Online For Your Enjoyment

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 If you're a fan of the old Fleischer Superman shorts then you know they have already been released on DVD (as well as in Public Domain), but who cares, because they are now available online at the Warner Bros. YouTube channel which means an additional way to time suck your way through work or family gatherings.

And don't forget, Thanksgiving is tomorrow and we both know that means your entire family will be in your face demanding things from you that you are unwilling to part with, like your self-esteem.

So pretend you have some work to do, head to a quiet, out-of-the-way closet somewhere, and watch some old-timey Superman cartoons until your family passes out from too much turkey.

Superman would have wanted you to.


Source: Cartoon Brew


Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S9E8: Idol

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One of the most annoying holdovers from the old cartoons enter the picture as Wonder Twins, Zan and Jayna, take a shine to Clark and try to help him whether he wants their assistance or not.  He doesn’t.  They’re total screw ups.

Lois, meanwhile, starts to get a hunch that Clark and the Blur are one and the same…

The Random:
1. Wow, future Lois and Clark sure do have a thing against wearing clothes now don’t they?  That’s cool.  Because so do I…

2. Speaking strictly as a red-blooded male, I’d absolutely have no choice but to tolerate Jayna based solely on looks.  Yeah, I went there.  That’s a Wonder Twin I’d totally unite with.

3. Lois’ experiences at the psychiatrist’s office add a good comedic element to everything, whether it’s her borderline hysterical ramblings or telling a patient to bounce so that she can snake her hour.  If only my own sessions had been that entertaining…

I hope you don’t mind, but I tend to fist bump in the buff…



The Awesome:
1. They’re total morons, but the Wonder Twins mean well and they’re creating blogs, Twitter accounts, and even trying to make saves in the name of the Blur.  They’re fun and much more palatable in this media than in the old cartoons and their abilities are admittedly pretty bitching.

2. Clark’s first meeting with the Wonder Twins is just great as he comes right in between their “powers activate” moment and kidnaps them to Watchtower for a lecture on responsibility from Chloe, who threatens them with a vengeance. 

3. For all its silliness, the episode does a really good job of examining the ramifications of being a hero in today’s society, with the public eye focused on you at all times just waiting for you to make a mistake just as much as they’re clamoring for a save.  As a former cop who sees the media ignore tales of heroism while focusing for weeks on the few instances of wrongdoing, I know it too well…

“Oh no, there will be no Wonder Twin activation on my watch!”

The WTF?!:
1. After how many months of the Blur doing nothing but a bang up job of saving the city, the public is so quick to believe these botched saves bearing pretty much none of his savvy or hallmarks are absolutely him and not some copycat?  Wow, they really are this stupid.

2. On what planet would a DA be having a major press conference and allow a random reporter to just walk up on stage and grab the microphone and give her own speech, completely counterproductive to his cause?  Because it sure ain’t this planet.  That’s OK, because the DA will make up for it by having his goons toss her off a building.  That’s actually much more realistic.

3. They never really do explain exactly what the deal is with the Wonder Twins and gloss over a pretty major part of the episode, namely how exactly they got enough evidence on the DA to get him arrested, but you know, details, details.

“Yeah, I’ll give the mic back in a second, Mr. DA.  I’m on a roll here.”



The MAN FROM HONG KONG Presents 10 Slices of Classic Kung Fu Action! THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS Companion: Part 2

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November 2nd 2012 saw the release of the RZA's long awaited directorial debut The Man with the Iron Fists, starring Russell Crowe, Lucy Liu, RZA, Byron Mann, Daniel Wu, Cung Le and many more.

The film is very much his love letter to the kung fu movie genre, so Forces of Geek's Man from Hong Kong brings you a quick reference guide to some of the films that have been an influence on the movie and RZA himself, and would be well worth tracking down to further your enjoyment...

10 Slices of Classic Kung Fu Action!
a THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS Companion: Part Two!
(Read Part One HERE)

Shaolin & Wu Tang


The immortal line of dialogue 'A game of chess is like a sword fight, you think first before you move' which was used on the first Wu Tang album in 1993 comes from this movie, which pits the Shaolin style against the Wu Tang style with the Master Killer himself, Gordon Liu, heading the Shaolin side while Adam Cheng from Duel to the Death leads the Wu Tang.

Master Liu and Master Law are rival masters of Shaolin style kung fu, and Wutang style sword fighting, running schools in the same city. Their top students, Chao Fung-wu (Adam Cheng), and Hung Jun-kit (Gordon Liu), are actually close friends, with Jun-kit's sister, Yan-ling, having a crush on Fung-wu. After observing the two students fighting at a brothel, two of the local Qing Lord's (Wang Lung-wei) soldiers report the power of the styles to him. The Lord determines that the two styles are dangerous, and he must learn both.


After poisoning Master Law, and having Yan-ling killed, the Qing Lord is able to learn both Wudang 8 Divine Sword style and Shaolin Chin kang fist from a spy. Fung-wu and Jun-kit both return to their respective temples for training, as a priest and monk, respectively. Jun-kit hopes to revenge his sister's death, and Fung-wu also wants to avenge his master's death.

The Qing Lord has since learned both the styles, but because he did not learn either from a master, his grasp on both styles is not perfect. To overcome this deficiency, he decides to have the Wudang and Shaolin destroy each other, so he may be the only master of both styles.

To do this, he stages a martial arts contest between the two temples, hoping to appeal to the traditional rivalry between the Shaolin and the Wudang. Jun-kit (now called Tat-chi), and Fung-wu (now called Ming-kai), are selected by their respective temples as the representatives.

The Qing Lord, in his impatience to see both Wutang and Shaolin destroyed, admits his true motives, and his role in Yan-ling and Master Law's deaths. Tat-chi and Ming-kai must then combine Shaolin Chin kang fist and Wutang 8 Divine Sword style to defeat him.

Its a classic kung fu movie filled with some great characters, a top notch cast and some incredible choreography by Lau Kar-leung and his team, and while the film is officially credited to have been a directorial outing of Gordon Liu, the truth of the matter is the film was directed by Lau Kar-leung with Liu assisiting his adopted brother and being credited as director to circumvent Lau's contract with Shaw Brothers which at the time forbid him from working outside of the studio.

The best DVD version of the film is the UK Vengeance Video print which is sourced from a very crisp looking print and well worth tracking down.


Soul Brothers of Kung Fu


Also known as The Last Strike, this movie stars the best of the Bruce Lee clones, Bruce Li (Ho Tsung-tao) alongside Toad from the Five Deadly Venoms Lo Meng himself, and a young Black American martial artist named Carl Scott who would later co-star with Indonesian martial arts hero Billy Chong for a series of movies.

According to RZA, Scott is the best black actor in martial arts films and that along with Five Deadly Venoms, this is a movie he would love to have been a part of.


The films plot is pretty simple, two Chinese immigrants to Hong Kong (Bruce Li & Lo Meng) become friends with a young American (Carl Scott) through their mutual love for martial arts and looking out for their friends and family. All is going well until Lo Meng's character is seduced by the temptations of the Triads and joins classic kung fu villain Ku Feng in his nefarious activities.

Now Bruce Li and Carl Scott must battle their former friend and the Triads in a  deadly battle to the death, choreographed by Yuen Woo-ping and his family, the film features some of Bruce Li's best fights and serves as a great showcase for Carl Scott. Scott was one hell of a martial artist and acquitted himself so well in his Hong Kong films including this, and themovies he made alongside Billy Chong but he never really got the break out role he should have and after returning to America, seemed to step back from the industry.

There are various versions of the film available, the better looking prints are of the less bloody international print, while the more violent version's finale often pops up on certain discs as a full frame bonus.


Mystery of Chessboxing


Also known by the misleading alternate title of Ninja Checkmate, Mystery of Chess Boxing is a Joseph Koo Kung Fu classic starring Jack Long, Mark Long & Lee Yi-min.

This movie is the inspiration for the Wu tang Clan songs "Da Mystery of Chessboxin'" on the album Enter the Wu Tang (36 Chambers) and the villain of the film inspired the name of Wu Tang Clan's Ghostface Killah!


Lee Yi Min stars as a young boy, Ah Pao, who wants to learn Kung Fu so that he can avenge his father's death at the hands of the Ghost Faced Killer (Mark Long).

The Ghost Faced Killer meanwhile is hunting down a number of clan leaders who all conspired to have him killed. Before attacking, the killer always throws down his "ghost face killing plate," a decorated metal plate with a red face. He then uses his distinctive five elements style.

Ah Pao attends a local kung fu school but is bullied by the seniors.

However, the school's cook (Simon Yuen) helps the boy and teaches him some moves. These prove to be adequate for his day-to-day living but cannot fulfill his deep desire for revenge. When Ah Pao is found in possession of the Ghost Faced Killers' symbol, he is expelled from school. Still wishing to learn kung fu, he turns to an old Xianqi (a.k.a. Chinese chess) master Chi Sue Tin (Jack Long), recommended by the cook, for training.

The master is an old enemy of the Ghost Faced Killer who reveals his former identity: he was a former kung fu chief who held sway over the area with his fellow fighters, but he was forced to go into hiding after being badly injured in a fight and also coming under scrutiny by the Ghost Faced Killer. Chi Sue agrees to teach Lee his chess boxing kung fu.

Ah Pao finally learns the strategic link between chess and kung fu. He and Chi Sue Tin team up using double horse style, a reference to xiangqi, and they defeat the Ghost Faced Killer.


There's a Tai Seng full scren DVD of the film under the Ninja Checkmate title with a commentary by Ric Myers & Bobby Samuels, but if you can track down the UK DRAGON release, its the widescreen version of the film which gets the thumbs up!


Executioners from Shaolin


Executioners from Shaolin or Hung Hsi Kuan is a 1977 Shaw Brothers film directed and choreographed by Lau Kar-leung, its a multi generational story of revenge pitting the disciples of Shaolin against the villainous Pai Mei, founder of Pai Mei (White Eyebrow) kung fu.
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The opening title scene is a battle between Pai Mei, master of the Shaolin temple, in an empty red backdrop (this type of opening is a frequent trademark of Director Lau).

Here we get the first display of Pai Mei's mastery of internal kung fu techniques that allow him to retract his privates into his groin. After using his body protection techniques to ward off a clawing attack to the face, he traps a kick to the groin from Master Zhishan and delivers his own coup de grâce.


Master Zhishan's vision blurs as the scene changes to a more realistic scene of the aftermath of the temple's destruction.

Bai Mei's protégé, area governor Kao Tsin-chung (Kong Do) and his army, chase the fleeing ex-students of Shao Lin. Tung Chin-chin, (Gordon Liu) after watching waves of other students fall to the pursuing army's arrows, makes a heroic last stand to divert their attention. He falls to a hail of arrows, crushing the throats of the soldiers he is closest to.

It is left to Hung Hsi-Kuan to lead the remaining students to safety.

They join an itinerant opera group which travels from town to town and along the way he encounters the comely Ying Chun, herself a master of the Crane style. Together, they have a son, whom both of them train. When area governor and student of Pai Mei, orders the destruction of the red junks, the couple retreat to a modest home where they raise their son (Wen-Ding) and Hong begins mastering the Tiger style of kung fu in preparation for challenging Pai Mei. In the meantime, Wen-Ding seems to develop a taste for piggybacking on his father after training sessions...

After a decade of training, Hsi-Kuan goes to face Pai Mei, defeating several of his henchmen before retreating from his temple stronghold. Along the way, he discovers Pai Mei's weakness: he's vulnerable between one and three o' clock.

Hung trains with renewed zeal on a sophisticated life-size bronze dummy fitted with grooves representing acupuncture meridians along its surface. By releasing a vessel in the head, metal balls cascade along these grooves so that he can snatch them to train his speed and accuracy. Still, he refuses to integrate his wife's Crane style, to his ultimate detriment.


In the final act, Hung goes to confront Pai Mei at his temple once again.

He uses his training in vital point striking to catch Pai Mei off-guard. But again, he gets his foot trapped in Pai Mei's groin. Pai Mei tells Hung that he moves his vulnerable point up and down at will. After incapacitating Hung, Pai Mei tells the governor to keep him alive, only for Hung to kill the governor as he comes near. Pai Mei kills him with a swift but powerful blow.

Wen-Ding returns to avenge his father's death having been forced to synthesize his father's Tiger style with the crane style his mother taught him.

Once again, he too lands in battle with Pai Mei, getting his foot trapped in Pai Mei's groin. But when Pai Mei goes to break Wen-Ding's leg, he jumps on Pai Mei's shoulders piggyback-style. Wen-Ding rips off Pai Mei's topknot, smashes him on the now unprotected crown of his head and, as his eyes are startled open, blinds him with a brutal dual jab in the eyes. They both tumble down the temple steps as the ending explains, "A combination of Tiger and Crane styles is what finally defeated Pai Mei."

According to RZA himself in a recent interview: “This is like a companion piece to 36 Chambers. The Shaolin temple is burned down by the government, and this guy has to go learn Tiger Style—which is what I practice—and perfect his martial arts so he can get revenge on those who destroyed his temple. He goes through years and years of study and determination, and even then, he doesn’t succeed. There are lessons in that. He dies trying. And the reason he didn’t succeed is because he was stubborn and would only use his father’s martial arts. What he needed was to combine his father’s martial arts with his mother’s martial arts, a true balance. That’s what his son ultimately does. There are lessons there, too.”

The film introduced the character of Pai Mei played here by Lo Lieh, who would later turn up in a slightly different form in Kill Bill Vol 2 with Gordon Liu playing the character, bizarrely Quentin Tarrantino's original casting choice for the character was himself!

There's a crisp Celestial Pictures DVD release of the film, and a bare bones Dragon Dynasty release from a few years ago too.


Two Onthe Road


Also known as Fearless Dragons and in some territories as The Fearless Jackal, is a very hard film to describe.

A couple of conmen are accused of heisting a gold shipment intended for some refugees in one of China's famine areas. The conmen accuse each other for the heist after a bounty is put out for the arrest of the parties who did the heist. After the double crossing, squabbling, and fighting that the two partake in daily does not bring any money to their pockets, the twosome decide to combine their energy to find the real guy behind the gold heist. The humour and direction are rough at times but there's plenty of incredible martial arts action especially during the finale.


As for RZA's thoughts on the movie, “It’s a really strange film. This is a total Chinese comedy movie with totally bad jokes. It’s like this weird James Bond knock-off with weird casting and bad dubbing. It’s funny throughout, but the average viewer will leave in the middle of it. I suggest you wait until the end because it has one of the greatest two-on-one, hand-to-hand martial arts sequences ever filmed. It took 60 days to shoot. This fight is ridiculous, the horse fist style and the dragon fist style. I watch this movie all the time. Stay patient. Don’t get pissed off. Stick to the end. We wanted our movie’s action to be that good. I think we might’ve done it.”

The best currently available print is the UK's Vengeance Video release


Writing Kung Fu


According to UK martial arts movie fan John Brennan when I asked him about this film when I came across a VHS copy in the 80's, “Its got Bolo in it and he's not looking, what else do you need to know?”. The film stars John Cheung (Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, and former Jackie Chan Stunt-Teamer) and the great Beast from the East which is Bolo Yeung (Enter the Dragon, Bloodsport, etc.)


According to the RZA: "It had a few titles over the years, but this is the title you can find it right now. This movie, I sampled it in the 8 Diagrams on the intro. This movie is about a teacher, who throughout his whole life learned ethics and the proper way to live. And he was a teacher of this small town and taught the students. Yet, the bandits took over the town and they were killing people. And the students were like, 'Why the fuck are we learning how to read, write, and live righteous, how to work hard and practice honesty when these men are killing people? We need to learn kung fu!' But the [teacher] doesn’t want nobody to learn kung fu, he just wants them to learn how to read and write. Until tragedy strikes him, and everything he loves are killed. And it drives him crazy. He goes crazy and then he meets these two other crazy motherfuckers who happen to be old kung fu masters. And they teach him kung fu, but he knows he’s a teacher, he’s always writing calligraphy, and his calligraphy becomes a style of his kung fu. The villain’s actually Bolo, who’s in Enter the Dragon. It’s also one of Bolo’s best performances because people know Bolo as a strong man throwing punches, right? In this film he’s doing flexible, real, wushu-type moves. And the reason why is because of the morals of it."

Once again the Vengeance Video version is the best currently available take on the movie.


Here's hoping these ten flicks give you some insight into and aid your enjoyment of THE MAN WITH THE IRON FISTS, as always with a kung fu movie, its best to watch with a few friends, a few drinks and the volume up....raise the roof, make some noise and enjoy the FU!



Reviews of Films I Have Never Seen: HITCHCOCK – Famous Director Depicted as Odd and Tubby

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A macabre man who lusted after young women and pretzel logs, Alfred Hitchcock made many memorable films including the 1960 shocker Psycho.



Now director Sacha Gervasi lets us glimpse behind the curtain at the making of this masterful movie that came very close to being an animated feature.

Anthony Hopkins stars as the eccentric director on top of his game following North by Northwest.


With a script by John J. McLaughlin and Stephen Rebello (based on his book) the story opens with Hitchcock needing a new film.

At first, it appears his wife and creative goad Alma (Helen Mirren) has discovered just that. She’s unearthed the screenplay for an animated feature about cats in Paris who foil a murder plot.

Intrigued, Hitchcock toyed with the concept, gradually killing the main characters by drowning them. But the animated process of those days took years from concept to completion.

Aged 60, Hitchcock needed something faster. Alma found just the right property.

In Robert Bloch’s novel Psycho there is a killing in a shower.

Recalling her husband’s work on the animated script, Alma showed the book to Hitchcock. Hitchcock was ecstatic. Initially, he conceived having the character of Marion Crane (Scarlett Johansson playing Janet Leigh) drown in the shower.

But the staging was thought to be too cumbersome. Nevertheless, production was begun.

But trouble arose with the studio. Execs had heard of the Paris cat screenplay and wanted something cute such inserted into the movie to lighten the bleak mood. Hitchcock initially agreed as long as the animals could be drowned. But eventually he realized that singing animated felines undercut much of the suspense.

At home matters grew heated. Arguments erupted between Mr. and Mrs. Hitchcock over Hitchcock’s insane love for pretzel logs.

Then something exciting happens. But you must see for yourself.

Side note: the screenplay found by Alma and loved by the  studio execs loved was later acquired by Disney, eventually becoming 1970’s The Aristocats.


Average work by George A. Miki as transportation captain. A week before the production wrapped, he was demoted from transportation major. This must have stung and most surely effected his job performance.

Two stars because we know where this is going.

Nonetheless, outstanding performance by Hopkins in a fat suit.


MY TOP 5: Best Dysfunctional Thanksgiving Films

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Thanksgiving is a time for just that: giving thanks.

We're supposed gather with our families to give thanks for the people in our lives and the fact that we are able to live the lives that we live.  What we usually end up giving thanks for is that we only have to see these people a few times a year.

These are the five best movies that show that not so functional side of Thanksgiving dinner.

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (1995)
Directed by Jodie Foster
Written by WD Richter
Based on a short story by Chris Radant


Claudia Larson (Holly Hunter) really doesn't want to go home for Thanksgiving, but she doesn't have much choice.

Her daughter (Claire Danes) is spending it with her boyfriend, so there's no one at home. Besides, she just lost her job and made out with her boss. Life is pretty much over, anyway. Might as well make it complete and spend time with your parents, right?

Of course, she doesn't want to tell her crazy parents about her job situation. Maybe her brother (Robert Downey, Jr, just before his big resurgence really started) can deflect some of the bad juju by finally coming out of the closet.

Or he might just tell everyone her secret.

Home For The Holidays is one of those forgotten holiday movies, and that's pretty unfortunate because it's pretty damn funny. Yes, the parents (Anne Bancroft and Charles Durning) are pretty over the top, but isn't that how we think of our families?

They're all crazy, but we love them.

And that's really the point of Home For The Holidays.

Everything can be terrible, but your family is there for you. They're your cushion. If they're as funny as these folks, even better.


THE WAR AT HOME (1996)
Directed by Emilio Estevez
Written and based on a play by James Duff


Emilio Estevez has always been the underrated Sheen. He's a decent actor and actually a really good director.

The War At Home is among his best films as director or actor.

When Jeremy Collier (Estevez) comes home from Vietnam, no one really understands what he's going through. His sister (Kimberly Williams) tries her best, but their father (Martin Sheen) for some reason just doesn't want to acknowledge that his sone is having problems. He should be strong enough to get over whatever happened to him over there. "Be a man!"

Mom (Kathy Bates) doesn't help by treating Jeremy like a little boy. "Just forget about it and it'll all be better, baby."

It all comes to a head at a dramatic Thanksgiving dinner where all of the family secrets come out. It's rough to watch, but The War At Home is an honest portrayal of what we did to the boys who came home from Vietnam. PTSD needs treatment, but we just didn't see it.


THE ICE STORM (1997)
Directed by Ang Lee
Written by James Schamus
Based on a book by Rick Moody


Ang Lee has pretty much perfected the "family drama," beginning with some of his first films in China.  The Ice Storm wasn't his first English-language film, but it was among his first and it's still one of his best. It's about two families in the early 70s just trying to have a normal Thanksgiving.

Unfortunately, the sexual revolution gets in the way.

Mikey Carver (Elijah Wood) just wants to grow up and get a little closer to sex, but he's just too damned odd. When he's faced with Wendy Hood (Christina Ricci), all he can think about is being a kid for just a little bit longer.

Meanwhile, Paul Hood (Tobey Maguire) is having his own problems with the girl that he's in love with (Katie Holmes, who is also in the Thanksgiving movie, Pieces Of April). The parents aren't any better. Ben and Elena Hood (Kevin Kline and Joan Allen) are falling apart partly because Ben is having an affair with Janey Carver (Sigourney Weaver). Their lives go right 'round the bend when Janey and her husband, Jim (Jamey Sheridan), throw a key party. It's all pretty dryly funny in its own sad little way.

Then the titular storm comes along and changes everything. The Ice Storm is one of those movies that you probably shouldn't watch when you're already depressed…or if you're happy. But, strangely enough, you should watch it. It's a pretty accurate portrayal of how a lot of families communicate with each other: they just can't.

Not to mention that Christina Ricci gives one of the best Thanksgiving prayers ever.


ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
Written by Paul Rudnick
Based on characters created by Charles Addams


And speaking of Christina Ricci, this Addams Family sequel is one of those rare instances when a sequel is better than the first.

It's about a woman (Joan Cusack) coming between Uncle Fester (Christopher Lloyd) and the rest of the family. She has the Addams send Wednesday and Pugsley (Ricci and Jimmy Workman) away to camp, mainly because they're onto her ploy.

This movie isn't a Thanksgiving movie per se…but it has one of the best Thanksgiving scenes ever put on film. The camp counselors force the Addams kids into a play all about the first Thanksgiving. It's supposed to be the stereotypical story of the Indians and Pilgrims being friends and teaching each other their ways. It all goes according to plan until Wednesday changes the script with, "Wait! We cannot break bread with you…"

It all goes to glorious hell from there.

The movie also co-stars Christina's Ice Storm co-star David Krumholtz. It's a small world in Thanksgiving Movie Land!


PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES (1987)
Written and directed by John Hughes


I really resisted putting this one on the list because it's on EVERY Thanksgiving list. But it's just so damned good. (And it's been far too long since I've seen Pieces Of April or Avalon to write about them.) And it basically fits with the theme: these guys end up being dysfunctional brothers.

Neal Page and Del Griffith (Steve Martin and John Candy) don't know each other.

At all.

They just happen to be going the same way at the same time and are forced together by circumstance. In fact, Neal pretty much hates Del with every fiber of his soul. Del is a pig in every respect of the word and Neal is…well…not. He's prim and proper and just wants to get home to his family. Along the way, the two men form a bond that can only be formed on the road.

As hilarious as the movie is, it's also a little bit sad and, like all great John Hughes films, a lot sweet.

It's quite possibly the best Thanksgiving movie ever made.


Paul Williams: Still Alive (review)

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   Produced by Jim Czarnecki, Stephen Kessler, Mike Wilkins, 
David Zieff, Lesa Lakin , Rob Cohen, Alicia Van Couvering
Written and Directed by Stephen Kessler


TV in the Seventies could be described as a place where celebrities went to have cocaine fueled conversations with each other. But what happened to those celebrities and what made them tic?

If you have ever asked yourself that question, then Paul Williams: Still Alive is the movie for you.

Narrated and directed by Stephen Kessler (The Independent, Vegas Vacation), Paul Williams: Still Alive is a labor of love that tells the tale of Kessler’s admiration for the stellar songwriter from the 60s and 70s and his battle to spend time filming Williams’ contemporary life as a very normal family man. He tags along with Paul Williams from Vegas to the Phillipines to watch a man embracing the art from his past while distancing himself mentally and emotionally from his substance abusing past. While Paul Williams himself is blatantly not excited to be the subject of a documentary, he eventually opens up giving the story a cathartic twist that I did not anticipate.

The style of the movie is somewhat schizophrenic, but, in the end, Paul Williams: Still Alive is a love letter to a man who has crashed, burned and emerged from the flames a bigger man.

Okay, he’s still physically very small, but you can catch my drift.


Paul Williams: Still Alive is available for Digital Download at www.paulwilliamsstillalive.com



Disney’s Peripherals

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Disney does many things well, like family-friendly movies, theme parks that attract millions of people and reminding us that magic can be a real possibility.

They also do a few things with what must be regarded as an unparalleled finesse and expertise.

Such things include global media domination, turning moderately talented 13-year olds into pop sensations and tapping the unlimited well of character merchandising.


Characters that haven’t been animated in over 50 years still retain a fan base and marketing potential.

Cinderella and Snow White are just a few of Disney’s character elite that have seen a resurgence in popularity, especially with young girls. This is in no small way the result of Disney’s marketing of the Princess line.

The Disney Princesses campaign highlights some of movies’ most cherished princesses, portraying them on equal footing, all the while celebrating their individual appeal. Little girls all over the world have chosen one or more of their favorites and dress up to showcase their love of the storybook world.

“Role models? You betcha! We’ve all got unique qualities that make us strong, female characters. Examples? Well, we can’t think of any off-hand, but we’ll totally get back to you.”

Another successful line is the Disney Villains.

Harvested from various feature films, Disney Villains gives a wink to the devil inside all of us by appealing to our darker side. All Disney fans have a favorite villain, one who is often times more popular than the heroes.

Be honest, Ursula is a far more interesting character than Ariel and Maleficent is way cooler looking than Sleeping Beauty.

Bringing new life into old characters is a Disney tradition. If Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Horace Horsecollar can be revived from the long dormant death of obscurity, then Disney truly has the ability to play God.

In an effort to squeeze every last nickel—er, monetize their vast library, Disney is overlooking what many (Well, okay. So far, just me) believe to be the next big marketing line: Disney Peripherals.

When answers to difficult Disney trivia questions meets millions of dollars worth of advertising, you can be sure that children everywhere will be begging their parents for a shirt with the picture of that character you might recognize but whose name you don’t actually know.

Disney’s Jim Crow. Named, presumably so, after popular actor Jimmy Stewart.

Jim Crow is the cigar-chewing leader of the scatting flock of birds in 1941’s Dumbo.

Remembered for their mutilation of the English language through the use of slang and non-descript Southern accents, the crows became a big part of the animated film, despite only having a few minutes of actual screen time.

Along with Preacher, Straw Hat and Fat Crow, Jim Crow ridicules the little elephant with the big ears for his own amusement. Perhaps being considered on the low rung of the ladder for no other reason than being, ya know, crows, Jim and his friends take some pleasure in feeling superior to another. Eventually, these societal-fringed birds do the right thing when Jim Crow tells Timothy Q. Mouse, “But we's all fixin' to 'hep ya.”

It is Jim Crows who, through the use of “…a lot of ‘chology. You know, *psy*-chology,” helps Dumbo find his confidence and discover his unique ability to fly.

If marketed right, kids around the world will be chewing on discarded cigars and quoting such Jim Crow-ism’s as “You don' hafta leave feelin' like dat. We done seen the light. You boys is okay” or “Uh, what's cookin' 'round here?”

“Hey, mom. Guess who I am! ‘I’m all fixin' to 'hep ya’. Get it? Well, would it help if I painted my face?”

Little girls everywhere may soon be changing their names to Clarice and driving wedges between friendships. In 1952, Clarice appeared as the world’s seemingly only female chipmunk in Two Chips and a Miss.

Clarice was a nightclub performer whose natural beauty and sensual aura turned Chip and Dale from best friends to bitter enemies.

“Hmm, what should I do with my dripping sexuality today? Cause a traffic accident? Make a window washer fall from several stories? Ooh, I know… I’ll break up a friendship!”

Clarice found entertainment and joy in tearing apart the friendship of two males.

When gentlemanly competition turns into a fistfight, Clarice shows little girls everywhere that it is okay to laugh because men are simpletons whose emotions can be played with for your own personal entertainment. Ha ha.

It’s funny because Clarice never really intends to be with either of her suitors, so everyone ends up frustrated and alone. Clarice is a great character for any little girl who enjoys imagining taking her future ex-husband to the cleaners.

“It’s funny because you’ve both lost what little manhood you had to begin with. Oh, that’s rich.”

Coinciding with the real-life baby boom, Mickey Mouse’s loyal dog Pluto apparently had a single progeny.

Pluto Jr. appeared in the 1942 self-referential cartoon Pluto Jr.

Pluto Jr. spends his time getting into trouble and being rescued by his devoted father. Pluto Jr. is a great character for any child who feels like doing something and employs a damn-the-consequences attitude. He makes his own fun, explores anything with an opening and plays with any animal it comes across.

The fact that Pluto Jr. was never seen or heard from again also makes him a poster child (sorry, poster puppy) for death by misadventure.

Whether as an adorable puppy or cautionary tale, Pluto Jr. is sure to be a profitable character.

Pluto Jr. explores the thinnest branch on the rotted tree that stands next to Starving Crocodile Lake.

For those little girls who find princesses uninteresting, one-dimensional or even too representative of traditional gender stereotypes, there is hope.

Disney Peripherals should really focus on Katrina von Tassel as a princess alternative.

Despite a name that suggests the headlining act of a burlesque show, Katrina von Tassel is the buxom love interest in 1949’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (one half of the animated film The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad).

“Are you staring down my shirt, Ichabod?” “Oh, god no. I was looking to see if you dropped any of your father’s money.”

Katrina von Tassel is the object of affection of several men in Sleepy Hollow, but Ichabod sets his sights on Katrina after realizing her father’s wealth.

Oh yeah, and her beauty.

Katrina proves that looks can take you only so far. Looks plus wealthy parents, well, that’s the key to obtaining a husband. Sure, she can still be wealthy and beautiful without a husband, but it’s the husband that results in her being “complete” and free of rumors…ugly rumors about Katrina and her roommate friend from college, Alice B. Toklas.

Disney collectors are always on the lookout for the next fun thing and many people (okay, again, just me) believe that Disney Peripherals will be just that.

Let’s be honest. Disney’s successful because we, the consumers and fans, buy their merchandise. We as a buying public are voracious and insatiable.

To Disney collectors, there is no such phrase as, “At last, my collections are complete.”

Viva les périphériques!


DVD/Blu-ray News: END OF WATCH Comes Home

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In their mission to abide by their oath to serve and protect, Officers Brian Taylor (Academy Award® nominee Jake Gyllenhaal) and Mike Zavala (Michael Peña) have formed a powerful brotherhood to ensure they both go home at the end of watch. But nothing can prepare them for the violent backlash that happens after they pull over themembers of a notorious drug cartel for a routine traffic stop. Seen from the point of view of the officers, gang members, surveillance cameras, dash cams and citizens caught in the line of fire, a 360° perspective creates a gritty, compassionate and intense portrait of the city’s darkest streets, and the brave men and women patrolling them. 
A Heart-Pounding Cops-Eye-View of Life on The Streets of L.A. From the Writer of Training Day

Starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Peña

END OF WATCH
Coming to Blu-ray™ Combo Pack with UltraViolet™, DVD & Digital Copy January 22, 2013

“One of the year’s best pictures! Exciting, emotional and, in a word, unforgettable.”
-Pete Hammond, BoxOffice Magazine

Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Peña are a pair of LAPD officers patrolling one of the city’s most violent and gang-ridden areas in End of Watch, coming to Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, DVD and On Demand on January 22, 2013, from Universal Studios Home Entertainment. A gut-wrenching, first-person account of life on the streets from writer and director David Ayer (Training Day), End of Watch offers audiences a rare window into the world of law enforcement, packed with action, humor and emotion. With its incomparable high-definition picture and perfect hi-def 5.1 surround sound, the End of Watch Blu-ray™ immerses audiences in a dark and chaotic world, and includes an hour of exclusive bonus features including deleted scenes and director’s commentary.

Shot from the point of view of police officers, gang members, surveillance cameras, dashboard cams and citizens caught in the line of fire, End of Watch uses gritty handheld footage to create a powerful story of family, friendship, honor and courage among the brave men and women protecting our city streets. Marlow Stern of Newsweek calls the film “Riveting! The best cop movie in years,” while Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times, says End of Watch is “Great!”

The Blu-ray™ Combo Pack allows consumers to view End of Watch anytime, anywhere on the platform of their choice. It includes a Blu-ray™ disc, a DVD, a Digital Copy and UltraViolet™ for the ultimate, complete viewing experience.
  • Blu-ray™ disc unleashes the power of your HDTV and is the best way to watch movies at home, featuring perfect hi-def picture and hi-def sound.
  • DVD offers the flexibility and convenience of playing movies in more places, both at home and away.
  • Digital Copy provides consumers with a choice of formats from a variety of partners, including options to watch on iPhone®, Android™, computers and more.
  • UltraViolet™ is a revolutionary new way for consumers to collect their movies and TV shows in the cloud. UltraViolet™ lets consumers instantly stream and download to tablets, smartphones, computers and TVs. Now available in both the United States and Canada.
Academy Award® nominee Jake Gyllenhaal (Source Code, Jarhead, Brokeback Mountain) and Michael Peña (Crash, Tower Heist) head up a talented cast that includes Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air, The Twilight Saga), America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty,” Real Women Have Curves), Cody Horn (Magic Mike, Twelve), Natalie Martinez, (Death Race, Broken City) and Frank Grillo (The Grey, Warrior).

Bonus Features on Both the Blu-rayand DVD
  • Fate with a Badge
  • In the Streets
  • Women on Watch
  • Watch Your Six
  • Honors
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Feature Commentary with Writer and Director David Ayer


FOG! Chats With Cartoonist Extraordinaire, SCOTT C About His Latest Book, THE GREAT SHOWDOWNS!

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If you're a regular reader of the site, then you know how much we love Scott C's work.  We chatted with him previously about his book, Amazing Everything and again, after he designed the cover to our own Andrez Bergen's book, The Tobacco-Stained Mountain Goat

Scott's got a new book out, The Great Showdowns which is a must have gift for any pop culture loving geek on your holiday shopping list.  Our friends at Titan Books, who published this book did a pretty good job summing it up succinctly.
Han vs the green fellow. Chief Brody vs the very large shark. John McClane vs broken glass, and many, many more... Scott Campbell’s acclaimed Great Showdowns series, showing strangely good- natured confrontations between his favorite movie characters, finally gets the book collection fans have been demanding!

Whether it’s Ripley vs the Alien Queen or Spinal Tap vs an undersized model of Stonehenge, these memorable moments of melee deserve to be celebrated. Behold,
The Great Showdowns.
ScottC. was gracious enough to chat with us again about his latest endeavor.


You've been doing "The Great Showdowns" since 2008. What was the first one that you did, and what was the genesis behind the the concept?

The Great Showdowns started with 10 little paintings for an annual show at Gallery 1988 called Crazy4Cult, a pop culture show inspired by cult films. I just started drawing characters from all my favorite movies, standing around looking at each other. I particularly enjoyed seeing adversaries standing in front of one another looking pleased with themselves. Somehow this makes them all look like they are attending the same party. The characters are just as excited to get nostalgic about the moments as we are to remember them.


Do you have any particular favorite Showdowns?

I really like the Die Hard showdown of Bruce Willis versus the happy little shards of glass and the Point Break one of Keanu and Swayze handcuffed together, gazing upon the smiling tidal wave. But my favorite is the Ghost showdown because it is just super silly while at the same time super sexy. Patrick and Demi versus the little clay pottery dude. I guess the ones with smiling faced objects are always my favorite ones.


Most of the illustrations seem inspired by films. Can you watch a movie now without picturing what material you can pull from it?

I can, but I need to force those feelings back. I watch classic films for the first time because I know that I should see them and I always just try to find the good showdown moments. It is probably how a film critic feels when watching a movie, in a way.


Even though the series chronicles "showdowns" between antagonists, most of your work has the characters smiling, which I adore. Is there a particular reason why you depict the characters as being happy?

Well, no matter how terrifying or comedic the actual moment is in the film, the smiling becomes a way to bring them all to the same level on the display shelf. We feel very fond of these films, so why shouldn't the films feel fond of themselves?


Are there any upcoming movies that you are itching to tackle or any films that you've always intended to do, but haven't yet?

Oh, plenty! My list is huge and i am slowly making my way through it. I just recently watched Looper, so i will probably do one for that soon. I've struggled coming up with showdowns for some of my favorite films though, like Memento. Just can't settle on one for that film.

What are your upcoming projects?

I am beginning work on a new children's picture book that i will write and also illustrate. A collection of my online comic Double Fine Action Comics will be released next spring from Oni Press. I need some rest though. I've been travelling around a lot for this Showdowns book.

I know you used to be a big comics fan. Favorite comic book storyline of all time and why?

My favorite graphic novel is The Dark Knight Returns. That was just the best storyline ever. i wish they made that Batman film.


The Great Showdowns by Scott Campbell with an introduction by Neil Patrick Harris is published by Titan Books and is available now in stores and via e-retailers.



TILA TEQUILA WANTS TO TELL YOU A Little Something About the Illuminati Trying to Kill Her

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The Truth Seeker, Ladies and Gentlemen...
I haven't thought about Tila Tequila since, well, forever and knowing what I know now, I wish that the complete mental block that my brain instituted in order to protect me from this woman would have remained intact, as I am now in possession of the knowledge that Ms. Tequila suffers from Randy Quaid disease (the fear of being destroyed by a covert group of people) and I can never un-know this thanks to her YouTube diary.

In fact, I'm pretty sure that my entire body is shutting down and going into a coma so as I quietly pass from this mortal coil, I can revel in the fact that I will never have to see, hear or learn from Ms. Tequila ever again.

It's been nice knowing you.

(P.S the 2-part video diary is about 30 minutes long, you might want to watch this on an empty stomach).



Source: Boing Boing


Contest! Win Bunny Slippers. GODZILLA Slippers!

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DESTROY!!!

Now you too can knock down buildings and walk on cars with your very own pair of authentic Godzilla Feet slippers. Small model cities will never be safe again.

These Godzilla slippers feature attractively sewn plush green lizard skin exterior and soft interior lining. With an elastic backing, one size fits most, up to Men's size 11.

And thanks to our friends at BunnySlippers.com we're giving away a pair to a Forces of Geek reader!


To enter, please send an email with the subject header "Godzilla" to geekcontest @ gmail dotcom and answer the following question:


What is Godzilla's Japanese name?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on December 16th, 2012.


Comic News: SKULLKICKERS Gets Uncanny in Re-Boot

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RE-BOOT TO THE HEAD

UNCANNY SKULLKICKERS #1 Is Everything For Everyone


This February, Image Comics invites readers to jump on board action and adventure, newly reinvigorated with a very special adjective – THE UNCANNY SKULLKICKERS!
"After almost twenty issues of critically-acclaimed cranium-smashing adventure, we felt it was important to remind retailers and readers thatSkullkickers is the most enjoyable adventure series in the entire comic industry," said Image PR and Marketing Director Jennifer de Guzman. "What better way to do that than to add a spiffy new adjective to it! That's what people do, right?”

UNCANNY SKULLKICKERS, written by Jim Zub and drawn by adorable elf-man Edwin Huang, begins the second half of the epic six-arc SKULLKICKERS storyline and is a perfect jumping-on point for new readers of the action-comedy fantasy series. And who doesn't want to be known as a reader of a comic about hard-headed mercenaries knocking heads for fun and profit? I mean,really.

"We pride ourselves on making each and every issue of Skullkickers accessible, but this spiffy #1 is that times ten," said creator Zub. "We quickly recap the story that's come before and then push forward into new action-packed territory: a deadly island of mystery, swashbuckling adventure, ferocious man-eating turtles, pissed-off apes...  it's a cornucopia of entertainment.”

And if you're a diehard collector of SKULLKICKERS who's sad that you won't have a SKULLKICKERS #19 to add to your collection? Don't worry, we've thought of everything. In addition to the regular "Uncanny” cover we're offering a special "issue #19 variant” B cover to make sure your collector streak is unbroken.

It's new. It's classic. It's a modern reinterpretation that gets back to the roots of these timeless characters. 

UNCANNY SKULLKICKERS #1 will available wherever kick-ass comics are sold on February 27! Pre-order it now from the December issue of Previews.


Comic News: THE ROCKETEER Goes To Hollywood

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THE ROCKETEER Experiences a “Hollywood Horror”!
Pulp Thrills Abound in New Miniseries!

Continuing their relationship with Dave Stevens’ high-flying hero, IDW Publishing is pleased to announce a brand-new Rocketeer miniseries for 2013! Beginning in February, fans of Cliff Secord’s aeronautic acrobatics will be treated to THE ROCKETEER: HOLLYWOOD HORROR! Written by Eisner and Harvey Award winner Roger Langridge (Thor, Popeye, Snarked!) and illustrated by Eisner nominee J. Bone (Batman/The Spirit), Hollywood Horror is another action-packed chapter in the saga of comics’ favorite flyboy! As an added bonus, legendary comics superstar Walter Simonson has signed on as cover artist!


“You can count the really great superheroes created since the 1960s without taking your shoes and socks off, and The Rocketeer would have to be somewhere near the top of that very short list, so it's a great privilege to be writing his adventures,” said Langridge. “And I'm particularly thrilled to be working with J. Bone on the art chores. He’s definitely an artist's artist, in the best possible sense. We're working hard to give this story our own personal twist without losing the classic Rocketeer tone, so you can expect plenty of fiendish schemes, famous cameos, derring-do, pretty girls and (of course) thrills galore!" he continued.

“Roger has given me so many terrific characters from the world of The Rocketeer and old Hollywood that drawing each scene excites me to get on to the next; and the next,” said Bone. “I enjoyed my initial taste of drawing the Cliff and Betty in The Rocketeer Adventures #4 so much that I'm thrilled to be drawing them again!”

Always caught in the middle, it’s a pulp thrill ride when Cliff finds himself embroiled in a dark mystery in the seemingly picturesque heart of Hollywood’s golden age! He may be neck-deep in mystery and mayhem, but it wouldn’t be a Cliff Secord caper if his sweetheart, the stunning Betty, weren’t steamed at him!

Also flying onto shelves in February is the hardcover collection of Mark Waid and Chris Samnee’s THE ROCKETEER: CARGO OF DOOM! Deadly creatures from lost lands find their way to California’s shores and create some awfully hot water for Cliff and friends in this rollicking four-issue series, collected in a beautiful hardcover volume.

For fans of high-altitude adventure and on-the-ground intrigue, there’s simply no substitute for The Rocketeer!


THE ROCKETEER: HOLLYWOOD HORROR #1 (FC, 32 pages, $3.99) in stores 2/27/13. Diamond order code: DEC12 0420.

THE ROCKETEER: CARGO OF DOOM HC (FC, 104 pages, $21.99) in stores 2/20/13. Diamond order code: DEC12 0424.

Visit IDWPublishing.com to learn more about the company and its top-selling books. IDW can also be found at http://www.facebook.com/#!/idwpublishing and http://tumblr.idwpublishing.com/ and on Twitter at @idwpublishing.



HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Welcome To The 2012 Holiday Gift Guide

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Welcome to our 2012 Holiday Gift Guide!

This is our biggest and best one yet.
Throughout the next week, we'll be posting our recommendations of some fantastic gift items that belong under the tree, Menorah or Kwanzaa bush of any pop culture loving geek that will bring a smile to their faces. We've worked hard to avoid recommending the same items that are found across the net this season, and hope that you find some unique and truly fantastic gift ideas among our selections!

Thanks for playing.

Best,

Stefan Blitz, editor-in-chief
Elizabeth Weitz, managing editor


2012 Gift Guide: Crazy, Extravagent & Expensive

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Let’s play “If I Won the Lottery” and take a look at some of the most incredible (and a few wildly expensive) geek gifts that your heart would require if money were no object…followed by the crushing despair of real life when you realize you never can.

It’ll be fun!

VW Camper Van Tent ($476.19)


If you were too focused on making something out of your life to ride around the country following various bands in a groupie-issued VW camper van, here’s your chance to right that wrong.

This groovy ode to a time when the unwashed masses ate pot brownies and hung out in parking lots during a Grateful Dead performance (or Phish…or Dave Matthews) can be yours for a little under $500 (probably the same cost for a Justin Beiber concert today).  And, it’s a FULL-SIZE replica of the actual VW camper van, which means, you can stand and sway to whatever hippie-music you’re playing on the iPod without worrying about getting a face full of tent mesh.

The van comes in Peppermint Green, Blue and Red and sleeps four hairy, smelly people (and probably a mangy dog or two) comfortably.

So get a few of them and set up a commune somewhere where other people don’t have to look at you.


Amanda Visell Wooden Pop Culture Idols ($800)


Expensive?  Hell yes.

But these incredibly awesome wooden idols of various pop culture figures are well worth the cash if you want something different than the usual figures floating around on the Internet.

And since they are so supremely adorable you could probably charge your friends a fee to touch it…and make your money back.

Win-Win!


Makerbot Replicator 2 Desktop 3D Printer ($2199)


Is there any nerd out there NOT dreaming of owning their very own 3-D printer? 

I don’t know about you but having the capacity to make a 3-D limited run of my very own line of internet memes keeps me up at night and knowing that this printer is literally a couple of missed mortgage payments away from  being mine is almost too difficult to bear.

WHY MUST YOU BE “JUST” EXPENSIVE ENOUGH YOU BASTARD!?

This updated version of the original Makerbot  3D Printer has a resolution capacity of 100 microns and a build volume of 410 cubic inches which means you can build something bigger and with a higher resolution than other home 3D printers and, if that wasn’t tantalizing enough, the BEST THING EVER comes with 1lb. spool of Natural PLA filament.

God I want this.


Retro Alien Couch ($5000)


You love Space Invaders and now you would like to sit on a couch that looks like an alien.

Your wish is my command.

Here’s a couch that will not only make your ass a part of video game history , it will definitely make you the hero to all your nerdy friends.

Made from fine leather and memory foam, this ode to so many hours wasted in front of your console TV playing the Atari 2600 back in the early 80s, will fit in just fine with the mounds of empty Mountain Dew bottles and your stack of vintage Shannon Tweed soft-core pornography.

And, lucky you, if you act quickly, shipping is free (although the couch is more expensive than your car).

Nostalgia is an expensive bitch.


Your Very Own Dalek! ($5,548)


Build yourself an army of Daleks and watch the crime in your neighborhood shrink down to ‘nil (probably because everyone in the neighborhood moved out due to the freak with the robot army).

At 5’3” tall this is an intimidating spectacle of power that you can harness all for your own maniacal sense of evil (especially when you wiggle the arms of your Dalek in rage) and they come in all the classic colors that you desire (personally I would go with an all Gold army just so it looks more ostentatious) although, unfortunately, you can’t ride them.

Annihilation of the universe comes separately.


Game of Thrones Life-Size Throne ($29,999.99)


Here is what separates the superfans from the Johnny-come-HBO-latelys; a giant life-size Game of Thrones Throne!

Rule the Seven Kingdoms of your living room from a position of absolute power in this custom built throne that, while NOT made from actual swords (Dammit!), will last the test of time with its hand-finished, hand-painted, fiberglass and fire-proof resin so that if your enemies try and burn you out, you can rest comfortably knowing your $30,000 throne will remain intact.

Damn if feels good to be a Lannister.

P.S Shipping is not included


The Pinel and Pinel Arcade PS Trunk ($90,000)


Holy fecking hell people.  As someone married to a gamer (the dude actually teaches video game creation at a college so that he can buy games as “research”) I’m pretty sure my lady parts would get a serious “Level Up” if I were to present this Ultimate Gamer set to my hubby.

Here’s the lowdown:
  • Each trunk is handmade in the Pinel & Pinel Parisian workshop and available in a limited edition of 15, which will be numbered and engraved on the arcade.
  • Customers can choose among 51 colors of calfskin, which can be customized on demand.
  • Features include nickelled and palladium massive brass hardware.
  • Includes two banquettes to store the Formula 1 seats.
  • Dimensions: Closed; 51.18"H x 55.12"W x 36.22"D. Open; 82.68"H x 55.12"W x 36.22"D.
  • PlayStation 3 System
  • 4 PlayStation Move motion controllers
  • 4 PlayStation Move navigation controllers
  • 4 DUALSHOCK® 3 wireless controllers
  • 2 PlayStation Move sharp shooter guns
  • 4 PlayStation 3 wireless buzzers
  • 2 arcade fighting sticks
  • PlayStation Eye Camera
  • Sony® 3D 55-inch LED HD display remote-controlled screen
  • 4 pairs of 3D glasses
  • Blu-ray Disc™ Bluetooth remote control

You also get a selection of 24 Playstation 3 games (Hello Assassins Creed 3), a Thrustmaster T500 RS Force Wheel, a Bluetooth 3 wireless music system, a motion-detection camera,  and 2 SingStar 3 microphones.  Not to mention an 1800-watt sound system that will make you go completely deaf in a totally awesome way.

Delivery is not included just to prove that if you have ask how much it would be, you can’t afford it.


JetLev R200 Water-Propelled Jet Pack ($99,500)


Okay, so technically this isn’t the “traditional” jet pack with the fire and stuff, but at least you’ll feel safer knowing that the worst thing that could happen to you during mechanical failure is a supremely powerful enema rather than BURNING ALIVE.

The Jet Pack comes with: boat unit in NM Exclusive color with graphics, hose/control cable assembly, jetpack stand, 2 helmet radios, 2 FRS radios, remote throttle-control transmitter, CFI 1 Pilot Certification Training & Safety course, and operator's manual. And with a top speed of 32mph and a flight ceiling of 30 ft. you could easily soar to safety if being chased by Germans and/or Christopher Walken.

And really, when you’re being chased by Christopher Walken you’re gonna want that 30ft difference.


Replica Batmobile ($190,452)


Holy Bank Buster Batman! This amazingly detailed automobile is not only custom crafted to look like the vintage sixties Batmobile, it is officially licensed as well, which means you can cruise around town dressed as the Dark Knight without embarrassment (although you should probably feel some kind of shame).

The car comes loaded with all the awesome vintage accoutrements you would expect in something costing nearly $200,000 (working rocket exhaust flamethrower, automatic Batbeam antenna grid and glowing Detect-a-Scope radar screen) as well as some more up-to-date features that takes the Batmobile into the 21st century (dash-mounted DVD player, electric actuators that open the hood and trunk, and a six speaker sound system).

Want a little more down-there tickle?

The car also comes with chromed rocket tubes, double ‘bubble’ windshields, custom leather seats, and a  $20,000 paint job which includes the underside of the car (it’s black).

All I’m saying is that if you have some cash and want an endless supply of Comic-Con ass, this is the car you need to show up in.

Of course, shipping (it’s made in England) is going to be a pain, but you’re so rich you could probably have it brought in on the belly of a Transformer or something.

Adam West not included.


2012 Gift Guide: Music & Audio-Related

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Whether you are an audiophile or blessed with a tin-ear, here's an array of some pretty sweet gifts that would fill your life with a bit of rhythm.

Chelco Portable Boombox


Long before Spotify, the easiest way to share music, was to play it.  Loud.  And the best way to do that was with a boombox.  Whether placed on the stoop or perched on your shoulder, there is no better way to pump up the volume and kick it, old school style.

This AM/FM cassette player and recorder includes FM telescopic antenna, automatic level control, full range speaker system; 4 watt output, headphone jack, LED level meter and AC or battery (not included) operation).  So grab your Public Enemy or Beastie Boys cassette, pop it in and hit play.  And that's the truth, Ruth.


Aloha Elvis POP! Rock Vinyl Figure


Before he wound up dead on a toilet, Seventies Elvis was pretty damned cool.

Jumpsuits, a cape, sideburns and plenty of bling certainly qualify him as a superhero (he also had a headquarters, Graceland and had been appointed Federal Agent-at-Large by no less than, President Nixon).  Granted, his music wasn't as impressive as it had been a few short years before in his '68 comeback special, but come on; this is the Elvis you could see teaming up with Batman to fight Liberace and The Penguin in Vegas.  The King stands 3 3/4-inches tall and has a rotating head and comes in a displayable window box.  Thank you; Thank you very much.


Star Trek: the Original Series Soundtrack


Being a Trekkie is more than wearing the uniform.  You need to live each day as if you're serving on the bridge.  And there is no better way to help convince yourself that you're serving on the Enterprise and dealing with Tribbles and the Gorn than by playing this new limited edition 15-CD box set in heavy rotations, showcasing all episode scores as heard in all three original seasons of Star Trek (1966-1969).

Original series composers Alexander Courage, George Duning, Jerry Fielding, Gerald Fried, Sol Kaplan, Samuel Matlovsky, Joseph Mullendore and Fred Steiner are all represented in this deluxe collection, their historic work meticulously assembled, restored and remastered to ensure the finest presentation and sound quality possible. A 100-Page CD Booklet, featuring exclusive, in-depth liner notes from film music writer and Star Trek historian Jeff Bond, complements this attractive set, which is housed in a hardcover slipcase.  $225 for the set is a small price to pay to score your life.  Now get out of here and live long and prosper.


 Beatles Yellow Submarine Pop! Rocks Vinyl Figure Set


"Are you, er... blueish? You don't LOOK blueish."  If you can't sail the seas on a Yellow Submarine, you can at least show off your love of the Fab Four in this awesome collection of vinyl figures.  Included are an adorable Paul, John, George, Ringo and a Blue Meanie all packaged individually and standing 3 3/4" tall and would be a perfect accessory to your home or office.  Perfect for Beatles fans of all ages or the occasional LSD user.


Hungarian Rhapsody: Queen Live in Budapest [Blu-ray/2CD]


Next to the Beatles, Queen might very well be the greatest band in the history of pop music.  Now, for the first time, their 1986, largest-ever stadium concert at the Népstadion in Budapest in front of 80,000 ecstatic fans is available.

This is also Queen's last tour before Freddie Mercury died and the first Western rock concert performed in a stadium behind the then Iron Curtain.  And thankfully, preserved. The concert includes 22 songs including Kind Of Magic, Under Pressure, Radio Ga Ga, Crazy Little Thing Called Love and Bohemian Rhapsody.  Accompanying the set is a two CD collection of the concert including a total of 27 songs including We Will Rock You, We Are The Champions and Another One Bites The Dust.  This amazing concert is a must have.  Crank it loud and often.


The Beatles Stereo Vinyl Box Set


Thanks to true audiophiles and skinny-jean wearing hipsters, vinyl is back, and now the choice format for the pretentious listener everywhere.  And what better way to celebrate music than with this fourteen album collection of the complete Beatles catalog?  Included are the albums, Please Please Me, With The Beatles, A Hard Day's Night, Beatles For Sale, Help!, Rubber Soul, Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Magical Mystery Tour, The White Album, Yellow Submarine, Let It Be, Abbey Road and the 2 LP Past Masters.  Also included is reprints of the original ephemera, and a 12"x12" book, exclusive to the boxed edition authored by award-winning radio producer Kevin Howlett.  This set is limited to 50,000 copies and 180 Gram Vinyl Pressings Cut at Abbey Road Studios using the Non-Limited 24-bit Digital Masters Sourced from the Original Analog Master Tapes.

The perfect and must have gift for any music fan on your list.

Except for Pete Best.  He's still a little pissed.


KISS 1st Album Series 2 12-Inch Action Figures Set 


Based on the original Mego 12" designs, these KISS figures are ready to rock n' roll all night and party every day (those slutty Bratz dolls can attest to that).

Highly detailed and featuring 16 points of articulation, these figures are based on the original KISS makeup and costumes as seen on their self titled album that debuted on February 18th, 1974. Each figure comes with a commemorative miniature concert t-shirt (all the better to seduce Barbie with) and a commemorative KISS miniature 2-inch by 2-inch album cover.

Included are the original members, The Demon (Gene Simmons), The Starchild (Paul Stanley), The Spaceman (Ace Frehley) and The Catman (Peter Criss).

The perfect size to pose in compromising positions with Barbie and a cuckolded Ken.


So (25th Anniversary Immersion Box)


Twenty five years ago, So was part of the last wave of albums before compact discs completely took over, resulting in releases constructed out of singles rather than a singular vision.  Now, this phenomenal release has pretty much everything you need (except the music videos and a boom box to play outside your girlfriend's window).

This Limited Edition Deluxe box set contains:
  • The re-mastered So album, the 2CD Live in Athens 1987 album, So DNA CD which gives a unique insight into the writing and recording of So, experienced via a track by track evolutionary process leading you from the early moments when rhythms, melodies and lyrical ideas were discovered through the various stages of song development and recording. 
  • Two previously unreleased DVD's : Live in Athens 1987 , Directed by Michael Chapman, Executive Producer Martin Scorsese. This was the first filmed Peter Gabriel concert, now fully restored and pieced together from over 150 reels of original 35mm negatives and remixed in 5.1, this concert is made available for the first time on DVD.
  • So: Classic Album documentary. The latest addition to the acclaimed & award winning Classic Album series tells the story behind the making of Peter Gabriel's 1986 album So and features contributions from many of those involved in the album and videos, with interviews with Peter Gabriel, co-producer Daniel Lanois and many more.
  • 12 AA vinyl: An 180grm So LP mastered at half speed to maximize the audio quality & the track listing, unlike the original, is that favoured by the artist.
  • Double A side 12 vinyl collectible containing two previously unreleased tracks Courage and Sagrada plus Don't Give Up (alternative version piano and bvox mix).
  •  60 page case bound book including an introduction and So DNA summary by Peter Gabriel, new liner notes and an extensive collection of rare and never before seen photographs.
  •  Also includes a 24 bit download option for all of the audio.   

Surf Age Nuggets: Trash & Twang Instrumentals 1959-1966


Cowabunga!!!  100 of the most iconic and obscure instrumental surf tracks recorded between 1959 and 1966.  Four CDs crammed pack with such artists as Dick Dale & The Del-Tones, Bobby Fuller, The Velvetones, The Shan-Tones, The Valiants, The Ramrods, The Surf Teens, and The Royal Coachmen  

Although the twangy rock n' roll sound permeated pop culture for half a decade, the obsession died, but the music was never forgotten.  Also included is a 60 page book with song info by Alan Taylor and Dave Burke of Pipeline Magazine and commentary/essays by Mike Campbell of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Chris Isaak and James Austin.  A must have for any music geek or anyone who fantasized about doing it on the beach with Annette Funicello.



2012 Gift Guide: Apparel & Accessories

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Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce T-Shirt



Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce seems to be everywhere these days and since it will most likely end up on your shirt at some point anyway, why not celebrate the famous rooster sauce by wearing a gigantic ode to it.

Besides, you're gonna need something to wipe out your burning mouth and since the shirt happens to be the same color of the sauce, no one will be the wiser.




Tell the world to bite your shiny metal ass every time you slip on this cozy knit Bender hat that will keep your noggin toasty warm come Winter…not that you didn’t already tell people to bite you before the hat, but at least this time people will think you are portraying a character instead of simply being an asshole.




I am not without a soul, contrary to what members of my family might believe, and when I saw the animated film My Neighbor Totoro,  I was filled with a sense of delight that caused my face hole to stretch out (I believe it is also known as “smiling”) for a solid 88 minutes.

Which is why this super sweet Totoro hat/scarf combo is high on my holiday list for anyone who is in love with Filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki’s beautiful masterpiece, and besides, it will look frakking adorable on most everyone.




This is a t-shirt with the face of a guinea pig on it.

Are there any questions as to why I am including this as a “must have” this holiday season?




Of all the side characters in the original Star Wars trilogy, none worked their way into the hearts of the fans more than the bounty hunter Boba Fett.  And for those of you whose love for The Fett is so deep that you spend your evenings writing Boba/Solo Slash fiction, then you are in for a real treat with this particular hoodie.

Made from a cotton/poly blend, this hoodie is decorated with embroidered armored plating (purposely distressed to show wear-and-tear), various details to look authentic (like the Mandalorian Crest for instance) and the hood can be worn traditionally or zipped all the way up and around your head so that you can be encased in full Boba Fett-ness (a mesh face panel allows you to see and breathe easily).

Perfect for those days when you want to have someone frozen in some carbonite.




Show the world that while you love all things new and shiny when it comes to consoles and games, your heart will always belong to your first intro into 8-bit goodness, the NES, with this retro-inspired messenger bag.

It’s perfect for schlepping around all your crap while still maintaining your socially awkward nerdiness which has defined you lo these many years.

And, as a plus, it also gives you a perfect intro line when hitting on someone “Wanna play with my buttons?” Of course, that person will probably beat you within an inch of your life, but still, it’s a really good line.

  
I would have to say that most kids’ introduction to comic books (at least back in the day) began with an Archie comic bought by mom or dad in order to occupy us while the adults were busy drinking Strawberry Daiquiris and playing bridge.

Of course, mom and dad didn’t know at the time that the Archie comics were a gateway drug to harder stuff like DC and Marvel (all the way up to underground comix titles like Cherry Poptart and Zippy the Pinhead), and would eventually lead to their children to hording long boxes of comic books throughout their lives, but hey, it all began with the tales of Archie, Reggie, Betty, Veronica and the beloved Jughead and there’s no better way to thank the ‘rents for their lazy parenting then by sporting a neato Jughead logo tee.

Right?

So give a shout out to mom and dad by wearing this distressed tee at family get togethers and whenever they complain about your lifestyle choices you can point to it and say, “Well, it’s your fault.”

Perfect.




Okay, so you know how the one day that you don’t pay attention to the weather forecast is the day that a torrential rain storm will come barreling through where you happen to be and proceed to soak you to the skin out of spite?

Well, be prepared for weather’s bitchiness by keeping a few of these Pac-Man style rain ponchos in the pockets of your coat (or, in your bag) for those days when you need protection from the elements but still want to look somewhat stylish.

And at $7.50 a piece you can afford to “suit up” every day of the week if you so choose (it’s also perfect as stocking stuffers if you need something cheap to throw in a decorated tube sock)…then feel free to chase random people wearing yellow through the street.


Who doesn’t dig a sailor man who eats a can of spinach and then proceeds to beat the crap out of various bullies as if he were suffering from a really bad Bath Salts trip?

Am I right?

So celebrate the dude by stuffing your torso into a 100% cotton t-shirt that rocks an old-timey version of Popeye back when he looked constantly pissed.

You’ll look awesome.




Slippers are the staple food of holiday gift giving, but this year make it extra special by giving those you love a pair of werewolf feet slippers instead of something shoved full of memory foam.

Perfect for all those “Team Jacob” fans in your family who have really disgusting feet.




There are two things that I adore right down to the core of my being: Star Wars and early rap (especially The Cold Crush Brothers, Grandmaster Flash and, of course, Run DMC). Put the two of those things together and you got yourself a wicked t-shirt featuring a very pimped out Chewbacca (complete with a gold medallion and boom box) and a hardcore Han Solo throwing out some serious attitude.

Wear this and I guarantee an impromptu rendition of Rapper’s Delight by The Sugarhill Gang will breakout all around you.




There are a lot of holiday-themed sweaters out there but none that marries the tentacle-bearded one with Xmas (and let’s face it, it’s about time)

Oh sure, you’re bound to get a few disapproving looks from holiday purists but hell, the sweater is in the traditional colors of green and red, so tell them to calm their balls and enjoy their final days before the Dark Ones slither out from a crack in the earth and devour them all.

Then pass them some eggnog.


Bow-ties are huge right now and if you have been jonesing to get on the action but can’t find something nerdy enough to latch onto may I recommend the Joker bow-tie?

It’s made from an actual comic book and, best of all; it’s a pin-on so you get to incorporate TWO dorky looks at once.

I mean, it’s not like you are super fashionable anyway so this just maybe the look you are after.

I know I would sleep with you.




This former Comic-Con exclusive is now available for those of us who were too broke to afford the trip to San Diego but who desperately wanted the swag (Yay!)

It comes with a Chewbacca-style bandolier strap, a faux leather pouch and enough room to shove an 11” netbook into it.

On a personal note: It’s also good for those nights out on the town when you need to have access to condoms, breath mints, fresh undies and hand-cuffs without having to carry around a bulky backpack or extra-large purse.




There are about a million different Hulk t-shirts out on the market but this particular one reminds me of the days when I would have to hide from an 8th grader named Jamie during lunch because he thought it would be hilarious to try and rip my awesome comic t-shirt off my body in order to see if my boobs were really as big as he thought they were.

Needless to say, I protected said t-shirt by hiding in the handicap stall until the pass bell would ring, thus racking up the tardy slips and ending up in detention.

So yeah, a light blue retro hulk tee would be a nice little reminder of those times that I lived in fear, but had excellent fashion sense…and a really awesome rack.




It could be an end of a snack food era and judging by how quickly the shelves at my local grocery store cleared out after the public learned of Hostess’ demise; people really want their damn Twinkies.

So even if America’s favorite chemically created snack cakes are saved by some faceless corporation in the end, it’s never going to be the same taste ever again. So celebrate the original Ding Dong, Suzi Q, Cupcake and yes, Twinkie the Kid, with a vintage style tee that will make your mouth water in nostalgia.

It’ll make you feel better.


When it’s freezing outside but you desperately need to use your smart phone RIGHT NOW what the hell are you supposed to do?

Well luckily for you, you now have the ability to keep your hands toasty warm while passive-aggressively baiting your “friends” with bizarre status updates while wearing a pair of Smart Gloves.

That’s right, you can keep posting things like “…really sad today” all swaddled in washable comfort while waiting impatiently for people to ask you why you are sad.

Technology has really come a long way hasn’t it?


Etrigan the Demon might be a part of the DC “New 52” re-launch, but I will always enjoy the Jack Kirby version from back in the 70s (it’s nostalgia, baby).

For those of you unfamiliar with The Demon, he was a badass hell spawn who had to spend his life kinda doing good because he was bonded to a decent dude named Jason Blood (which, by the way is the coolest name ever) who wanted to use Etrigan’s powers to help out others...blah, blah, blah, needless to say The Demon was conflicted about this.

And yes, I do prefer the vintage version of Etrigan with the yellow skin rather than the newer version, where he appears more Lobo-ish, simply because I’m old and I like things the way they were dammit!

Hence, this t-shirt.

So show some love and slip on this tee...and then change your name to Jason Blood because that shit is fierce.



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