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Contest! Win RUBY SPARKS on Blu-ray!

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She's out of his mind.

From the directors of Little Miss Sunshine comes a romantic comedy starring Paul Dano and writer-actress Zoe Kazan. Struggling with writer's block and a lackluster love life, once-famous novelist Calvin (Dano) creates a beautiful fictitious character named Ruby (Kazan) who inspires him. But not only does this bring his work to life- it also brings Ruby to life - literally! Face-to-face with an actual relationship with his once virtual girlfriend, Calvin must now decide whether to pen this love story or let it write itself. 
And thanks to our friends at Fox, we're giving away a copy on Blu-ray!



To enter, please send an email with the subject header "AHS" to geekcontest @ gmail dotcom and answer the following question:


Which Ruby Sparks cast member also appeared in Little Miss Sunshine?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on December 9th, 2012.



WARNER ARCHIVE To Release Blu-rays!

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WARNER ARCHIVE COLLECTION ANNOUNCES FIRST BLU-RAY™ RELEASES
GYPSY& DEATHTRAP

The Warner Archive Collection (WAC) – the Warner Bros. Digital Distribution (WBDD) division dedicated to releasing on DVD previously unavailable films and television shows – today announced the launch of its first Blu-ray™ titles. The two titles, Deathtrap and Gypsy, will debut on November 20. Beginning in February 2013, WAC expects to release a minimum of one to two Blu-ray titles per month. Future titles include The Hudsucker Proxy and Fearless.

WAC reports that the Blu-ray discs will be replicated in limited quantities and fulfilled on demand. All releases will leverage high quality 1080p masters. In many instances, as with Deathtrap, the films will be available for the first time for home viewing in their original widescreen format.

Starting as a modest initiative, WAC has quickly grown to become a new business model for the studio and a recognized industry leader. Since launching in March 2009, WAC has released more than 1,500 films, short subjects, TV movies and mini-series that otherwise would not have been available, providing a valuable service to film lovers everywhere.

Now, WAC’s entry into the Blu-ray market is the latest example of its fast growth and increasing popularity with consumers who have embraced the technology as the standard for the highest quality home movie viewing on disc. This year, domestic sales of catalog titles on Blu-ray grew 22% in the third quarter from a year earlier. In fact, Blu-ray sales have shown impressive gains every quarter in 2012, continuing the trend set in 2011 over 2010 when sales were up 20%.[1]

In making the Blu-ray announcement, WBDD President Thomas Gewecke said, “This is an important innovation that fulfills consumer demand for high definition releases that otherwise would not be available in physical formats. We’re excited to have the opportunity to further expand the Warner Archive Collection into the Blu-ray marketplace with an impressive slate of releases.”


Warner Archive Collection titles can be purchased through their web site (www.warnerarchive.com) for $21.99 SRP or through other leading online retailers.


UNCUFF LINKS: A Product So Good, It's Almost Criminal

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 When you say the words "cuff links" to most normal dudes they automatically picture tuxedos and feeling uncomfortable. But these cuff links are more than just the things that take the jobs of hardworking buttons, sometimes they can be the "key" to freedom.

Confused?

In today's world when finding yourself in a pair of handcuffs is a typical Saturday night thing (it is, right?) you might want to invest in a pair of Uncuff Links that will not only keep you looking debonaire, they also act as a handcuff key that will release you from the bonds of an angry woman or the police (the choice is yours).

Just imagine how helpful these fashion tools will become in your dating/criminal survival kit.

And at $69 a pair, they are probably going to serve you better than a box of condoms judging by how you live your life.

Just a disclaimer from the manufacturer though: WARNING: The use of this product under some circumstances may result in you being shot.

But I'm guessing you've been at the wrong end of a gun before so, no worries.

Source: Uncrate


RAY ZONE: The King of 3-D (1947-2012)

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Having just become aware of Ray Zone's passing,  I thought it might be appropriate to rerun an interview that I conducted with him back in the spring of 2008 on the old site, Forces of Good.

He was one of a kind.

If there was a custodian to the third dimension, Ray Zone would have the keys. As a writer, historian and more importantly, an artist, Ray has converted flat art into 3D for over two decades. A wide example of his work and many of his articles can be found at his home online www.ray3dzone.com

FOG!: Tell me about your latest projects.

Ray Zone: My latest book, Stereoscopic Cinema and the Origins of 3-D Film; 1838 - 1952 is just out from University Press of Kentucky.

March 2008 issue of Nickelodeon Magazine was a special 3D issue with 3D comics and a special Spongebob 3D mini-comic for which I converted the “flat” art to 3D.

Also, The Black Dossier, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Wildstorm/DC) graphic novel by Alan Moore and Kevin O’Neill has last 17 pages in color 3D which I produced.

And recently I have been working as 3D Supervisor on The Dark Country, a stereoscopic 3D feature film by Thomas Jane, who is also Raw Studios publisher of Bad Planet comic book, third issue of which was published last year with 14 pages of 3D I produced.

Who or what are the biggest influences on your work?

Joe Kubert and Norman Maurer who invented 3D comics in 1953.

What is your pop culture guilty pleasure?
I don’t really think it’s “awful” but have to admit that the FX TV series Dirt, with the first season recently issued as DVD boxed set is a guilty pleasure for me.

What do you have coming up?
The Absolute Edition of The Black Dossier graphic novel has 3D endpapers for which I converted Kevin O’Neill art to 3D.

If you were to have dinner with 5 fictional characters, who are they and what would you serve?
  • Gulley Jimson (artist in Joyce Cary novel The Horse’s Mouth): bangers and mash
  • Sammy Glick (Hollywood wannabe/producer in Budd Schulberg novel What Makes Sammy Run?): humble pie
  • Charles Strickland (Paul Gauguin-type artist in Somerset Maugham novel Moon and Sixpence): large, rare steak 
  • Dorian Gray (Decadent young man in Oscar Wilde’s Portrait of Dorian Gray): In-And-Out burger and fries
  • Lucien Rubempre (poet in Balzac’s Lost Illusions): spaghetti and meatballs
How do you think computers have changed when designing 3D for the printed medium and do you think it’s a positive or negative thing?

Computers have made it much easier to create 3D for printed media as well as photography and motion pictures. This is a wonderful thing because it has led to a renaissance of 3D art and movies.


WTF FRIDAY (THE RELIGION EDITION): How To Throw A Non-Boobalicious Adult Baptism Party...Yeah, It's Now A Thing

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 I'm not a religious person. In fact, if you were to ask me what my belief system was based on I would probably answer "Candy" so if I'm about to offend someone who is really into God, I apologize, I really do...but seriously, WTF?

Are adult baptism parties really happening now? And do you need the advice of an event planner on how to throw off a happening soiree in which you get dunked in some water?

I thought the whole getting dunked thing WAS the party...I mean, I guess there should be some kind of cake and punch available for those who attend your dunking so they can occupy themselves while you are wearing a nightgown and busy being religious, but I didn't think it was a catered affair complete with a wedding cake.

And what's with the doves? You have to release some sort of bird after you're baptized? I thought it was sins you released...do you keep the sins but the birds are now free to be one with the Lord?

And why is the event planner calling herself the God Mother? When you hire a planner to run your adult baptism are they then part of your religious life? Is she required by the covenant of the water to ply you with birthday and holiday gifts afterward? If that's the case, why would someone even want to BE an Adult Baptism party planner in the first place.

I'm just confused.

And you know what, Leslie from Big Rich Texas (whatever the fuck that means) isn't helping.


Although, I wonder if she would be available to whip up a "Holiday" party for me and my Pastafarian friends this year...we like cake.

Source: Videogum


RICC - Classic BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Reunion

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Forces of Geek proudly oversaw the panels at the inaugural RI Comic Con on November 3rd & 4th and are proud to share them with you throughout the week.

Today, we've got the cast of the original Battlestar Galactica: Richard Hatch, Dirk Benedict, Noah Hathaway, Herbert Jefferson, Jr., Sarah Rush and Jack Stauffer.

Special thanks to Steve Ahlquist, and RI Comic Con.



DING DONG: The Death Bell Doth Rings For...Well, Ding Dongs

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 Attention Snack Food Lovers,

After 80 years of bringing non-biodegradable food stuffs (Twinkies, Wonder Bread, Ho-Hos, etc) to the masses, Hostess will shut it doors forever due to bankruptcy.

And you know what that means...

YOU NEED TO STOCKPILE SHIT NOW BITCHES!

(Note: Must buy ALL of the Apple Pies)

Oh sweet baked goods filled with chemicals and random insect parts, I will miss you so. With your chocolate-flavoring (not actual chocolate) you made becoming chubby rather easy to achieve and provided much needed companionship on those dark nights of shame-eating in my closet.

I will miss your shiny brown plastic food coverings and your slightly metallic-tasting cream filling.

Rest in Peace.



Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S9E5: Roulette

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Ollie hasn’t quite spiraled out of control enough as his past comes calling and we get the first appearance of the mysterious and deadly Roulette.  Clark, meanwhile, starts to figure out that there’s a Kandorian presence on Earth.

If I had a nickel for every alien conspiracy I’ve uncovered…

The Random:
1. Ah, another classic Smallville staple, emo music set over a montage of images featuring one of our cast sinking deeper into darkness.

2. Clark and Lois are having a movie night with shark movies.  Of all things, Lois, shark movies?  How many different ways can you watch people who shouldn’t be in the water not just up and leave the damn water?

3. Not for nothing, but Lois loses consciousness awfully fast these days.  I’m pretty sure that’s the sign of someone who’s been concussed way too many times.

Oh, Ollie, you poor handsome, rich, swimming in ass bastard.
How I pity you…


The Awesome:
1. Roulette’s first appearance made me want to gamble and drink and that’s saying a lot considering I don’t normally do either.  She’s smart, she’s sexy, she’s deadly, and she’s continuing the trend of awesome female characters on the show now that Lana’s dead weight has been dropped.  Oh, and she’s sexy.  Did I cover that?

2. The little Murderworld type game that Ollie is trapped in is really well done and keeps him and us guessing throughout as he leaps from one deathtrap to another and no one can be trusted.

3. These past two episodes seemed mostly like filler to give Ollie a return to status, but it was nicely done the way they tied Lois’ would be assassin from the future into everything.  Ollie is back in green, the entire thing being a test—arranged by Chloe no less—to prove he’s still a hero, and Clark knows that he’s not alone on this planet after all.  That’s some good cohesiveness.

If this is Chloe’s idea of a test, she’s ready to teach
at most Bronx public schools.

The WTF?!:
1. Ollie is drunk and obviously in dire straits, but even he had to realize that taking a weird red pill from anyone other than a bald and enigmatic black guy in a trench coat was a recipe for waking up in a coffin.

2. Lois, I get that you want to break Ollie out of his funk, but do you really think hacking his computer and going through his files is the best way to do that?  Because I sure don’t.  And then getting mad at Clark because he didn’t divulge his friend’s secrets?  Yeah, that wasn’t cool either. 

3. Sure, it’s hot to watch, but I could understand if the fight between Lois and Roulette was happening in the dark, or in some sketchy alley in the middle of nowhere.  But it’s not.  Once again, in broad daylight on the streets of Metropolis, two people are positively beating the crap out of one another and no one is around to witness or care about it.  Maybe they're all just kinky..?

Oh who am I kidding?  I’d eat a kitten if she asked me to.



I DON'T REMEMBER WINDOWS 95 Being This Evil

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 Back when Windows 95 came out, the program had various "tips" that allowed you to use the operating system to its fullest potential.

However, I don't seem to recall them being so menacing as the ones below.

Although, to be honest, at the time I was taking a lot of drugs and had Adam Ant's album Wonderful on permanent rotation so I might not have noticed them...hmmm.






Source: Windows 95 Tips


RICC - MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS Reunion: Jason David Frank, David Yost and Walter Jones

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Forces of Geek proudly oversaw the panels at the inaugural RI Comic Con on November 3rd & 4th and are proud to share them with you throughout the week.

RI Comic Con welcomed the cast of the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers to it's inaugural convention where they participated in this panel on November 3rd, 2012.

The panel guests included Jason David Frank (Tommy Oliver), David Yost (Billy Cranston), and Walter Jones (Zack Taylor).

Special thanks to Steve Ahlquist, Kas DeCarvalho and RI Comic Con.


CHILD LABOR: Turn Your Lazy Baby Into A Cleaning Implement With the Baby Mop

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 Babies are takers. All they do is lay there and occasionally fish for complements from their family members by doing something disgusting that is often misconstrued as being cute (ahhh...he just farted).

Why do they get a free pass in life when I'm forced to clean up dog crap from the floor in a "timely" manner or get looked at as some kind of asshole when I fart? Huh? It's just not fair.

So attention babies, your free ride is over. From now on you are going to earn your formula by slipping on the Baby Mop onesie and doing a couple of laps around the living room.

That's right, you are going to polish some wood with your cherub body and at the end of the day you are going to appreciate what hard work is really about.

Stupid babies.

Source: Red Ferret


Contest! Win DOCTOR WHO: Series Seven Part One on Blu-ray!

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Join the Doctor, his companions Amy and Rory (aka the Ponds) and numerous friends on their latest escapades through space and time where they puzzle an unexpected invasion of Earth, save a spaceship full of dinosaurs, Don Stetsons in a Wild West adventure and are even kidnapped by the Doctor's oldest foe. The explosive series concludes with Amy and Rory's heart-breaking farewell - a race against time through the streets of Manhattan. Will the Doctor really lose the Ponds forever? There's only one way to find out. 


And we're giving away three copies!

To enter, please send an email with the subject header "DOCTOR SEVEN" to geekcontest @ gmail dotcom and answer the following question:


The episode A Town Called Mercy featured this guest star, formerly the lead on the series Farscape?

Please include your name and address (U.S. Residents only. You must be 18 years old).

Only one entry per person and a winner will be chosen at random.

Contest ends at 11:59 PM EST on December 9th, 2012.


TV News: CARTOON NETWORK Announces Holiday Programming

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CARTOON NETWORK PRESENTS ALL-NEW HOLIDAY SPECIALS AND 24-HOURS OF CLASSIC CHRISTMAS SPECIALS

Regular Show, Annoying Orange, MAD, The Looney Tunes Show and The Amazing World of Gumball to Premiere Original Holiday Fare

24-Hours of Favorite Holiday Specials and Movies Beginning on Christmas Eve at 6 a.m. (ET, PT)

It’s time to laugh as if you had a belly full of jelly and enjoy that warm, fuzzy holiday feeling when Cartoon Network kicks off its holiday programming on Monday, Dec. 3 at 8 p.m. (ET, PT) with a week full of all new holiday specials from Regular Show, Annoying Orange, The Amazing World of Gumball, The Looney Tunes Show and MAD. Then beginning Christmas Eve, Cartoon Network gives the gift of 24 hours of animated holiday classics like Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale.

Bright spots of Cartoon Network’s holiday programming schedule include:

ALL-NEW CARTOON NETWORK HOLIDAY EPISODES

Monday, December 3
  • 8 p.m. (ET, PT): Regular Show: “The Christmas Special”– Mordecai and Rigby have to destroy a gift for Santa to save Christmas. The episode features Emmy Award®-winner Ed Asner as Santa Claus and Academy Award®-nominee Thomas Haden Church as a rogue elf.
  • 8:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Annoying Orange: “Orange Carol”– It’s Christmas Eve, and Orange’s annoying antics are spoiling everyone’s holiday cheer. Will a visit from three ghosts bring Orange the Holiday spirit? Or will he end up alone, annoying only himself?

Tuesday, December 4
  • 7 p.m. (ET, PT): The Amazing World of Gumball: “Christmas”– Santa Claus is coming to town. Unfortunately, he gets run over by the Wattersons, so it’s up to them to save Christmas.
  • 7:30 p.m. (ET, PT): The Looney Tunes Show: “A Christmas Carol”– When the overwhelming heat zaps everyone's enthusiasm for Christmas, Lola (voiced by Kristen Wiig) decides to stage her own version of "A Christmas Carol" to renew the town's holiday spirit, while Foghorn and Daffy set off for the North Pole to set up a giant fan that will blow cold air down to their sweltering town. It all culminates with “Christmas Rules,” an all-new Merrie Melody performed by the cast of The Looney Tunes Show singing about why Christmas is such a wonderful holiday.

Thursday, December 6
  • 8 p.m. (ET, PT): MAD: “Fantastic Four Christmases/ Red and White Collar”– It's a MAD Christmas Special! The kids of the Fantastic Four have to go to all four relatives' houses in one day, and deal with yuletide super villains! Then, Santa is let out of jail and teams up with the FBI! Plus Christmas commercials, Spy vs. Spy and more!

HOLIDAY SPECIALS

Tuesday, December 4
  • 5:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Abominable Christmas– After two Abominable Snowkids are chased from their mountain hideaway, they are forced to spend Christmas with the most feared animal of them all: humans. Despite their mischief, they learn the meaning of Christmas as they help the family learn the importance of each other.
  • 6:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Scooby-Doo: Haunted Holidays– Scooby-Doo and the gang participate in a holiday parade where they discover an abandoned haunted clock tower with a troubled past. The sinister snowman haunts the streets and accompanied with a large blizzard, threatens to close down the toy store for good.

Wednesday, December 5
  • 7:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Smurfs: A Christmas Carol – At Christmas, Grouchy Smurf behaves badly to everyone and it takes the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future to teach him to appreciate Christmas.

24 HOURS OF CHRISTMAS SCHEDULE:

Monday, December 24
  • 6 a.m. (ET, PT): Powerpuff Girls Twas the fight Before Christmas
  • 7 a.m. (ET, PT): Code Name: Kids Next Door:“Operation Naughty”
  • 7:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Code Name: Kids Next Door:“Operation Snow”
  • 8 a.m. (ET, PT): Johnny Test:“Big Snow Job” and “Snowmen”
  • 8:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Johnny Test: “Snow Ball” and “Holly Jolly”
  • 9 a.m. (ET, PT): The Looney Tunes Show:“A Christmas Carol”
  • 9:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Olive the Other Reindeer
  • 10:30 a.m. (ET, PT): A Scooby Doo Christmas
  • 11 a.m. (ET, PT): Garfield: “Home for the Holidays”
  • 12 p.m. (ET, PT): Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends: “A Lost Claus”
  • 12:30 p.m. (ET, PT): The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack : “Low Tidings”
  • 1 p.m. (ET, PT): Chowder: “Knishsmas”
  • 1:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Billy & Mandy Save Christmas
  • 2:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Ed, Edd n Eddy’s Jingle, Jingle, Jangle
  • 3 p.m. (ET, PT): Johnny Test: “Snow Ball” and “Holly Jolly”
  • 3:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Tom and Jerry Nutcracker
  • 4:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Abominable Christmas
  • 5:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Scooby Doo: Haunted Holidays
  • 6 p.m. (ET, PT): Smurfs: A Christmas Carol
  • 6:30 p.m. (ET, PT): The Amazing World of Gumball : “Christmas”
  • 7 p.m. (ET, PT): The Looney Tunes Show:“A Christmas Carol”
  • 7:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Adventure Time:“Holly Jolly Secrets”
  • 8 p.m. (ET, PT): Regular Show Christmas Special
  • 8:30 p.m. (ET, PT): Annoying Orange:“Orange Carol”

Tuesday, December 25
  • 6 a.m. (ET, PT): A Johnny Bravo Christmas
  • 6:30 a.m. (ET, PT): The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack : “Low Tidings”
  • 7 a.m. (ET, PT): Chowder:“Knishsmas”
  • 7:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Tom and Jerry Nutcracker
  • 8:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Abominable Christmas
  • 9:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Scooby Doo: Haunted Holidays
  • 10 a.m. (ET, PT): Smurfs: A Christmas Carol
  • 10:30 a.m. (ET, PT): The Looney Tunes Show:“A Christmas Carol”
  • 11 a.m. (ET, PT): Adventure Time:“Holly Jolly Secrets”
  • 11:30 a.m. (ET, PT): Johnny Test:“Snow Ball” and “Holly Jolly”

Cartoon Network (CartoonNetwork.com) is the #1 U.S. television network among boys 6-11. Currently seen in 99 million U.S. homes and 194 countries around the world, Cartoon Network is Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.’s ad-supported cable service now available in HD offering the best in original, acquired and classic entertainment for kids and families. In addition to Emmy-winning original programming and industry-leading digital apps and online games, Cartoon Network embraces key social issues affecting families with solution-oriented initiatives such as Stop Bullying: Speak Up and the Move It Movement. Turner Broadcasting System, Inc., a Time Warner company, creates and programs branded news, entertainment, animation and young adult media environments on television and other platforms for consumers around the world.


TV News: BOOMERANG Announces Month-Long CHRISTMAS PARTY!

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Boomerang Rings in the Holidays with a Month-Long
CHRISTMAS PARTY
Classic Animated Specials to Air on Weekends in December;
18-Hour Holiday Marathon Brings Cheer Christmas Day

Boomerang, Turner Broadcasting System’s commercial-free classic cartoon network, will present holiday specials of yesteryear throughout December as part of a month-long CHRISTMAS PARTY. Two full hours of holiday programming will entertain families every Saturday and Sunday from 9-11 a.m. (ET), culminating in an 18- hour marathon of cheer beginning at 6 a.m. (ET) on Christmas Day.

The spotlighted guests of this party, from Tom & Jerry to Papa Smurf, span nearly four decades of cartoon history from the late 1960s through the early 2000s. This Christmas party will celebrate not only how favorite animated families like the Flintstones and the Jetsons ring in the holidays, but will also feature Emmy®-nominated one-of-a-kind specials like The Town That Santa Forgot.

“Boomerang’s ‘Christmas Party’ takes us back to a time when families would gather around the television for their annual favorites,” said Stacy Isenhower, senior vice president of programming and scheduling for Boomerang and Cartoon Network. “The season truly is about family and togetherness, and our programming helps honor that tradition.”

Highlights of the Boomerang CHRISTMAS PARTY include:
  • A Flintstones Christmas Carol (1994), Saturday, Dec. 8, 9 a.m. (ET): Christmas is nearly ruined when Fred, who plays Ebenezer Scrooge in a Bedrock Community Players Christmas production, becomes a true-life Scrooge himself.
  • A Jetson’s Christmas Carol (1985), Saturday, Dec. 8, 10 a.m. (ET): Mr. Spacely forces George Jetson to work late on Christmas Eve, while the family wonders what has happened to him. Later that night, Mr. Spacely is visited by his old partner, Jacob Marsley, who tells him of three spirits that will visit him—and they do!—showing Mr. Spacely that his future is doomed unless he changes his ways!
  • The Town That Santa Forgot (1993), Sunday, Dec. 16, 9 a.m. (ET): Dick van Dyke stars as the voice of a kind grandfather relaying the tale of Jeremy Creek, a spoiled boy who learns it is better to give than to receive.
  • The Powerpuff Girls: ’Twas the Fight Before Christmas (2003), Sunday, Dec. 16, 10 a.m. (ET): The Powerpuff Girls are busy saving Christmas everywhere when Princess, Townsville’s greediest little girl, plots to trick Santa into turning her into the fourth Powerpuff Girl. Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup explode into a Yuletide winter blizzard of bad-girl-thwarting action to put Princess in her place and keep Christmas from disappearing forever.
  • The Smurfs Christmas Special (1982), Saturday, Dec. 20, 4:25 p.m. (ET): The Smurfs must use all the holiday goodness they can muster to battle an even greater evil than Gargamel.
  • Yogi’s First Christmas (1980), Saturday, Dec. 22, 9 a.m. (ET): Hanna-Barbera’s most beloved classic characters, including Huckleberry Hound and Snagglepuss, join Yogi at Jellystone Lodge for a Christmas celebration in this much-loved holiday movie.
  • Casper’s First Christmas (1979), Tuesday, Dec. 25, 2:30 p.m. (ET): A joyful group of cartoon friends visit Casper on Christmas Eve. Hairy Scary tries to scare their Christmas spirits away until a touching gesture changes his heart.
  • Nutcracker Scooby (1984), Thursday, Dec. 25, 7:30 p.m. (ET): This two-part episode from The New Scooby Doo Mysteries is presented as an hour-long Christmas special. The Mystery, Inc. gang—Freddy, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy & Scooby-Doo—tries to spread a little cheer when they are confronted by yet another creepy ghoul.

Boomerang is Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.’s (TBS, Inc.) 24-hour cable/satellite network offering the best in classic animated entertainment. In partnership with Cartoon Network, the service boasts 75 percent unduplicated programming and is available to cable/satellite operators and their customers in Spanish. Boomerang’s official Web site is located at http://Boomerang.CartoonNetwork.com.

Cartoon Network (CartoonNetwork.com) is the #1 U.S. television network among boys 6-11. Currently seen in 99 million U.S. homes and 194 countries around the world, Cartoon Network is Turner Broadcasting System, Inc.’s ad-supported cable service now available in HD offering the best in original, acquired and classic entertainment for kids and families. In addition to Emmy-winning original programming and industry-leading digital apps and online games, Cartoon Network embraces key social issues affecting families with solution-oriented initiatives such as Stop Bullying: Speak Up and the Move It Movement. 

Turner Broadcasting System, Inc., a Time Warner company, creates and programs branded news, entertainment, animation and young adult media environments on television and other platforms for consumers around the world.


TURN YOUR INSTAGRAM PICS Into Magnets! Because You Want to Be Able To Savor Those Pics of Your Moons Over My Hammy Everyday

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 There comes a time in every person's life when an app just isn't enough, and what you are really longing for is tangible evidence of your photographic journey stuck up on the fridge, holding up the 2nd notices on your electric bill or reminders to pick up your herpes meds.

Only then can you feel really connected to the world.

And thank Jeebus that there's a company out there (Stickygram) that will turn those precious Instagram pics of diner burgers or your cat with a piece of bread on its head into magnets so that your feeling of self-worth increases.

I mean, if there wasn't you would be forced into having an exercise of self-actualization that would cause you to realize that not one of your friends gives a shit about the mashed potato castle you made at Dennys and would just really appreciate it if you could never post a status update on Facebook ever again.

That was a close one, am I right?



BOOK REPORT: Book News For The Week of November 18th

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Big News From Jeff Carlson
 Author of the bestselling Plague Year trilogy, Jeff Carlson has just sold his next novel, an apocalyptic thriller, Interrupt, to 47 North with a planned release date of July 2013.

Kindle Reading Share 

In a recent survey it was determined out of all ereaders, 55% read their ebooks on a Kindle device.

France Makes Tax Claim Against Amazon 

France the country has filed a tax claim in the amount of $252 million to Amazon for unpaid taxes.

Best Books of 2012 
It's the time of year for "best books of the year" lists and Amazon has just released theirs.

Simon & Schuster Donations 
Publishing giant Simon & Schuster has come up with several initiatives to help those affected by Hurricane Sandy, including civilians, booksellers, libraries and schools.

Used Ereaders 

In a recent study it was determined that a third of ereaders are only used once.

Lenders into Buyers 
A look at ereading habits and turning ebook lenders into ebook buyers.

Tallying Sandy's Losses 
An article and map showing what bookstores were hit hardest on the East Coast by Hurricane Sandy.

Terrifying Twilight Merchandise 
The most terrifying Twilight merchandise you will ever see.


CRAFT GEEK: Make A Super-Sweet Robot Advent Calendar This Year

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 I love to count down to important events, be those birthdays, holidays or my period.

But making a big X on a regular old calendar isn't quite as exciting as say, opening up a present everyday and getting some candy while you wait for that special day to arrive, especially during this time of year when the fevered-pace of Hanukkah and Xmas sprints its way down the end-of-year pipeline.

And that's why this adorable DIY robot advent calendar is such a cool way to ring in the holidays.

Created by Nicola Pravato, these downloadable templates and instructions (which can be found HERE) are pretty simple and should be able to be accomplished in a day but if you are in a hurry or don't want to spend a day creating these guys yourself, you can order a pre-cut and scored set HERE.

Either way, these little guys are gonna make the holiday count down pretty sweet.

Source: Instructables


The 40th Anniversary American Music Awards RANT!

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HELLO DISCO CITIZENS!

I’ve been away for a long, long while, dealing with my crazy NYC life, working on becoming a Rock Star, teaching unruly kids, and fending off lunatics on the street. But here I am, and just in time to celebrate the genius of Dick Clark!

Okay, I must be honest with you and tell you that the time now is 9:15, and I haven’t really focused much on the first hour of this mess because I’m grading Art projects for Parent/Teacher conferences tomorrow night (ugh), but I will give you a few things that stood out at me.

USHER - He opened the show, and took up almost 9 minutes with a pretty BORING performance of some songs that stunk. Lots of lasers, him running on a treadmill set at 10, and his bad haircut. He’s making all kinds of money from discovering Justin Beiber. Honey, stay home and raise your kids.


Hey, it’s that girl I’ve avoided for the past year and a half – you know, the girl who sings that damn song “Call Me Maybe.” DAMN, now my streak has been ruined.


Justin Beiber really GIVES IT to his “haters.” Do people really still hate that kid? Has he hit puberty yet? Who cares? WTF is wrong with his pants?


NO DOUBT– Uhhhh, I doubt it. YAWN!

Hey, TAYLOR SWIFT WON AN AWARD! And I think she sang yet another song about some dude who broke her heart. Will she ever date again?

KELLY CLARKSON– So, it’s been TEN YEARS since she won the first American Idol. She’s putting out a GREATEST HITS CD! Whoa Dog! So she came out and did a medley of her hits.


Not that great. Nice drag though - she's lost weight, and that outfit cinched her in and gave her some curves, which is rare because she usually looks like a rectangle.

LINKIN PARK STILL EXISTS? I thought people hated them. Hmmm...

Okay, Nicki Minaj just performed some slow song that sucks. She’s totally swaddled in white furs, with a big pink wig, and her super white skin. It’s a winter scene she’s walking around in, and all of a sudden, a Black Choir comes out and (of course) out sings her ass. YAWN.

PINK!  She had a baby not too long ago, and just did an interesting performance of a boring song. I think she should just join Cirque Du Soliel and call it a day.

Other people winning that I don’t know.

Oh, Justin Beiber is singing some horrible song, with some dude playing an acoustic guitar, oh, but now it just busted out into a big stage production with girls in red pants, and graphics that are supposed to be a thousand speakers. He looks taller. Too much AutoTune. Oh shit, here’s Nicki Minaj with a HUGE Black wig that she scraped outta Cher’s trash can. Five seconds to do some lame Rap - and she’s gone, thank you.


EDM = Electronic Dance Music Artist. A NEW category for the AMA’s

Skrillex, some other dude, and David Guetta are nominated. David won. YAWN.

This show is NOT SHOWING ENOUGH CLIPS FROM THE GOOD OLD DAYS– which is VERY LAME for a 40th anniversary show…

Uh oh, here’s Xtina Aguilera– with a slow song, AUTOTUNE recording..oh come on girl, you can really sing! Uh oh, the set is a trailer park. Lots of hot gymnast guys in weird drag. She’s straining to hit the high notes. Her back up singers are WERKING OVERTIME! Okay, now it’s a full on freak show of stereotypical “freaks” bouncing around in a rave or something. Sheesh.

And now, Pitbull. Another boring House Music track with his lame Rap. NO LIVE MICROPHONE. And now Xtina is back to sing two lines during a lame House version of the bridge of “Take On Me.”

WHY IS CHRISTINA AGUILERA DARKER THAN NICKI MINAJ?


Favorite POP/ROCK ALBUM
Bieber
Maroon 5
Nicki Minaj
One Direction
THE WINNERJustin Bieber. What the fuck is wrong with his pants? Are they Jodhpurs?

Okay, here’s Swizz Beats and Chris Brown. Jumping around to the sound bite from “Ironside.” LAME Oh, there’s Ludacris! Even he can’t save this mess. It makes me long for Puff Daddy.


Award for the BEST HIP HOP ARTIST
Drake
Nicki Minaj
Tyga

REALLY? Who in the hell is Tyga?


This crap is so lame, Katy Perry didn’t bother to show. Oh right, she’s not gonna win anything. I forgot how this show rolls.

THE TIME IS 10:39

And here’s Ryan Seacrest– the heir apparent to Dick Clark’s kingdom. Blathering on and on about how he loved Dick Clark.

Here’s Stevie Wonder!


He busts out “Jammin' (Till The Break Of Dawn)” And there’s the photo montage of Dick through the years, from American Bandstand through last year. And now, “My Cherie Amour.”

They keep going back to Dick’s wife – she looks confused.

“Sir Duke.”

Where are Lionel Richie, Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, and Barry Manilow?

Oh brother, here’s Will.I.Am

ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Justin Bieber
Drake
Maroon 5
Katy Perry
Rihanna

JUSTIN BIEBER WON. SEE WHAT I MEAN? How are all of those other people nominated and DON’T SHOW UP?

Okay, this shit is over, thank goodness – oh shit – it’s that Korean guy with the You Tube video with 700 million views. Gangham Style - oh brother this is gonna be lame BUT WAIT A MINUTE - I'M HEARING "TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!"


OH SHIT – MC HAMMER SAVED THE DAY!

And, as my friend Greg said, "That's the state of American music -- the best performance was by a 90's artifact supporting a novelty act."

Okay, I'm off to bed now. I hope you enjoyed that JIVE TURKEY OF AN AWARD SHOW and have a great Thanksgiving this week!

Love,
Crystal


LYRES: Back on Fyre!

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By the time he had assembled his band Lyres, Boston singer/songwriter/tambourine shaker/pianist/Vox Continental organist, Jeff Conolly, had already become a legendary figure on The Hub's local music scene via his band DMZ.


DMZ was one of the nascent punk rock bands formed in Boston, early 1976, that landed a label deal with Sire Records (and later Bomp!) with their Stooges/Saints/Stones sound filtered through a heavy dose of  '60s garage trash punk.

DMZ featuring singer Jeff Conolly (center)

After DMZ broke up, Conolly, a.k.a. "Monoman" (a nickname that has several possible origins including Jeff's obsession with '60s monaural soul and rock and roll recordings and collecting them, as well as a single-minded obstinate determination when it comes to running a band) founded Lyres in 1979, retaining the fiery power of DMZ, but pushing even more of a garage rock and soul 60's sound to the forefront.

The two members of DMZ who stayed on as the first of a billion changing lineups of Lyres would be the always present Jeff Conolly and bassist Rick Coraccio.



Lyres released a great 7" single in 1979, "How Do You Know" and its flip side "Don't Give It Up Now" on the Sounds Interesting label.


Following this release would be their stellar debut E.P. in 1981 known simply for its catalog number Lyres AHS 1005. Rick left the band, but DMZ's Peter Greenberg would join on guitar. The E.P.contained 4 songs that would not appear on their debut album "Buried Alive," "In Motion," "High On Yourself" and "What A Girl Can't Do."

This E.P. was released on Ace Of Hearts Records, a label formed by a local Bostonian music fan, Rick Harte. Harte had enough foresight to release singles and albums, and also produce some of the greatest new Boston bands operating at that moment including Mission Of Burma,  Classic Ruins and The Neighborhoods.

For myself, the records released by Ace Of Hearts were as important, expertly crafted and classic as anything that might have been coming over as imports from England.

The Monoman in action onstage

Lyres would help to launch a movement. Along with other great bands such as The Fleshtones, Chesterfield Kings, The Fuzztones, Swedish band The Nomads, and one of the many various bands formed by the U.K.'s Billy Childish, it was the start of what would soon become a second wave garage rock revival throughout the 80's. At the time however, many of these bands would simply be called Power Pop and/or New Wave.

As a side note, one band that would become heavily inspired and influenced by this revival, and started out largely as a band playing loads of 60's garage rock covers, is the hugely successful group R.E.M.In fact, now that R.E.M. has called it quits, guitarist Peter Buck has largely returned to the love of his garage rock roots both in sound, and by recording his new solo album quickly just like some of the 60's punk bands did.

Fast forward to 2012 and Munster Records of Madrid, Spain has just reissued the debut full length album from Lyres called On Fyre which was originally released by Ace Of Hearts in 1984, and the band's second album Lyres, Lyres released by Ace Of Hearts in 1984.

Both albums work as an inseparable pair containing not only the greatest songs to have ever sprung from the songwriting canon of The Monoman and his compadres, but they are also peppered with cover songs that have become staples for the band's incendiary live sets.

On Fyre

On Fyre begins with a bang, featuring the two (of three) Conolly songs that have become his masterpieces heard around the world "Don't Give It Up Now" and "Help You Ann." A one in a million pairing of songs that are as important...and hell, I would go so far as to even say better than almost any band's debut album first two tracks.

"Help You Ann" features guitarist Danny McCormick's pre-digital echo tremolo delay guitar that is as iconic as Dave Davies' opening chords to The Kinks' "You Really got Me". The Kinks are covered on the album as a matter of fact with a soulful rendition of "Tired Of Waiting" and "Love Me Till the Sun Shines" a song from their Something Else album that has always been credited to Dave Davies but, as hearing the magnificent Lyres version will attest, always has been under suspicion that it could in fact be one of Ray Davies greatest songs. Either way, it is spectacular.

The rest of the album completes one of the best garage rock/soul stomping parties you're likely to attend for some time. In keeping with the deep depth of his musical vaults, and his knowledge is really deep, Conolly also resurrects a song from The Pete Best Combo, "The Way I Feel About You." Owing to Pete Best being better known as the original drummer for The Beatles, it is a canny and subtly brilliant selection. Conolly has said that he always gravitates towards the underdogs in music.

Lyres, Lyres

With their second and also timeless album Lyres, Lyres, Conolly had many a fan scratching their heads when the second track came on and it was not the same distinctively catchy "She Pays the Rent" single that had been played on local radio stations throughout New England.

In fact it was yet another way that Monoman had thrown a curveball at expectations proving that he was in it for the music and music alone. As well as an encyclopedia of all things garage rock, he has a large vocabulary of bands that he digs from for cover songs. He has stated that his first band love was The Searchers, and obviously also deeply close to his heart has always been soul music. With this version #2 of "She Pays The Rent" Conolly was able to transform his third best known song into a soul number crooned at a slow James Brown "Try Me" pace. Also as a more practical reason for version #2 being so different, is that Swedish band The Nomads had recently scored an underground hit with their true to the original version of "She Pays the Rent."

The best songwriters know that their greatest material can easily be transformed into innumerable various versions—just ask Bob Dylan or Neil Young.


Lyres, Lyres was also a way for Conolly to not merely duplicate On Fyre but to grow his musical vision, not only in expanding his choice of cover songs, decades ahead of the game as always by taking on lesser known tracks that are often unknown by many except the most obsessive of record collectors, as well as increasing the studio production side of things. Lyres would not just be a tribute act to the 60's, they would be able to grow with strong original material using the passion of the early garage acts and create another classic long player that for some, including Rick Harte, is even better than the first album.

As a companion piece to On Fyre, the Lyres, Lyres album is the exquisite dessert that accompanies the main course.

As with all of the material that is done by Lyres, whether an original or a cover song, there is a Lyres sound all its own, and for Monoman to consistently pull off a feat like that over decades, is what makes the band one of the truly great ones and makes Jeff Conolly a musical genius.

An early press photo of Lyres

If ever there was a band who put their music where their mouth is, it would be this band. Never a group to care much for fashion—sneakers, shades and jeans are about it— or stage demeanor—a tumbler of vodka and some bottles of beer— Lyres just rip it up on an intense level.

Over the years I have seen Conolly and his Lyres many many times—from one room basement shows to headlining large venues. As a person that off-stage might be a spin of the wheel to talk with, or in no condition to talk at all—everyone has a cadre of stories to tell about the Monoman—when he is performing onstage he locks it in and is a complete pro...a complete, unabashedly crazed, give the audience everything, pro!


Munster Records has reissued both albums beautifully on vinyl (retaining the original release tracks and artwork) and on CD. For myself, the CD versions were really the versions to seek out as they both contain bonus tracks that include singles and other essential rarities. New informative essays within the enclosed booklets complete these remarkable reissues.

You can order both albums in either version via the fine folks at Forced Exposure who distribute all Munster Records' releases in the U.S.


Windows 8: Acceptance Is Futile

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I was going to title this post “Windows 8 (review)” but have found the two weeks I have just spent with Windows 8 to be so frustrating with the hardware that I happen to own that I’m simply not capable of giving it a full review.

I will describe my experience, and I suppose that could be considered a review of sorts.

But it’s not a review of the full Windows 8 experience as much as it is a review of the process of attempting to actually use Windows 8 in any meaningful way with the otherwise good hardware that I happen to already own, like many Windows 8 adopters.

When Microsoft first revealed the Windows 8 Metro interface, I was astounded.

I was really impressed that they were attempting to move forward so quickly.

They need to.

And Windows 8 and the Metro interface which will surely persist beyond Windows 8 will succeed over time. And I’m sure it succeeds right now, on tablets and laptops and desktops with trackpads that it ships with that are Windows 8 certified.

Unfortunately, my attempt to use Windows 8 on existing hardware has been an exercise in futility.


I decided to use my Macbook Air to test Windows 8, using Boot Camp.

The install was flawless.

Credit to Microsoft for having an elegant install process. Everything worked upon reboot. Well, almost everything. The one thing that didn’t work is the one thing that is probably the most important part of the entire Windows 8 experience.

That one thing is the trackpad.

My Air trackpad works. But multi-touch gestures do not.

I could not find any software fix for this online. Without multi-touch gestures, Windows 8 is rendered virtually useless. Technically, it’s usable. Technically. Without multi-touch it’s possible to navigate the Metro interface via moving the mouse arrow to a very tiny icon at the corner of the screen. It’s an exercise in futility.

It’s like trying to breakdance in quicksand.

Forget it.

This single failure prevents me from diving further into Windows 8. I tried, but could find no fix. I’m not going to go out and buy a Microsoft or Microsoft approved trackpad. It’s ridiculous to have to do that.

Yes, it’s Apple hardware. I know, Windows and Mac are like oil and water, right?

Wrong. Windows 7 runs fantastic on my Air in Boot Camp.

Windows 8 supported all the hardware in my Air out of the box perfectly, except for the trackpad.

Think about that.

Microsoft included drivers for my model Air. But not the trackpad. Seriously. The one thing that needs to work absolutely 100% in order to navigate the intriguing and truly innovative Metro user interface is missing.

For two weeks Ibooted into Windows 8 whenever possible.

I would go behind the Metro interface to the more familiar “desktop” interface. But there is no Start Menu. I know that the Metro UI is fantastic for so many reasons. But if I’m choosing to go down into the traditional “desktop” UI, why take away my Start Menu?

I don’t get it.

I was going to try Windows 8 on my Dell tower, but what’s the point? No trackpad at all. And I already know how bad navigating Metro with a mouse is.

This is a serious problem.

Windows users are used to getting the new version of Windows and installing it on existing hardware.

Yes, Vista was an abomination that for many users rendered their existing hardware virtually inoperable when running Vista. But that was because of CPU and RAM requirements.

Requiring multi-touch is a major step. Most Windows desktop users simply do not have a trackpad.

In five years time, when Windows 9 and Windows 10 are out, this won’t matter. More people will be using laptops and tablets than ever. And by then, I’m sure Microsoft will have a better UI option available for those with mice.

But right now, the predicament is a disappointing one.

For the record, yes, Apple is skating to where Microsoft just shot the puck.

Apple has been pushing multi-touch hard lately on the desktop, and I am certain that we are just around the corner from an iOS-like UI getting layered on top of OS X, in the same way that Metro is layered on top of Windows 8. It is inevitable. But I don’t think Apple will bungle this transition the way Microsoft has.

I can’t give Windows 8 a bad review.

I’ve tinkered with it on tablets and laptops with working trackpads. It’s a positive leap forward is so many ways. In fact, it’s possibly the most forward-looking product Microsoft product they’ve ever released.

But the conundrum that I find myself in is one that thousands, if not millions of people of will find themselves banging their heads against the wall trying to solve after installing Windows 8.

It won’t kill the Windows and it won’t kill Microsoft.

But it just plain sucks.


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