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REVENGE IS BEST SERVED ON A CLASSROOM PROJECTOR: Student Gets A Lesson on Why...
The funny thing about technology is how often the younger generation thinks that we who are old (I'm only turning 39 you asshole) know nothing about social media. What those little jag-offs fail to...
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The 'Uncool' Future Of Gaming
It's hard to remain technologically in the know because as the older we get the more time we have to dedicate to those inconvenient, necessary evils like accounting, laundry, feeding our families (or...
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HOW TO ROLL A COIN Across Your Knuckles and Be Cool Like Doc...
Very little excites me anymore. I guess it's because I am on the internet all day for work and have witnessed so much shit that I am completely dead inside. But this, learning how to roll a coin...
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STAR TREK: Darkness in Japan
With the new Star Trek movie Star Trek Into Darkness scheduled for release in the ’States in May (but not till August here in Japan), I thought it timely to flick back to a spot of “research” I did...
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WHEN CARLY RAE JEPSEN Met Nine Inch Nails
Here's a frightening mash-up that mixes Call Me Maybe with Head Like A Hole in a completely unnatural pairing that might just ruin music forever. Am I frightened? You betcha. Let me know when the...
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Triple Shot: 47 RONIN #3, MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC #4, LEGENDS OF...
This week, we find out what Spike has been up to back at Canterlot while most everypony was in the Changeling Kingdom trying to escape the wrath of Queen Chrysalis in the latest issue of My Little...
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GLADIATOR GAMES: PAST, PRESENT, FUTURE Part 2: Present
Alright, after that massive history lesson, we can press onward into the realm of fiction proper and see how the games have been adapted to modern and futuristic settings. It actually took quite a...
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Oz the Great and Powerful (review)
Oz the Great and Powerful Produced by Joe Roth Screenplay by David Lindsay-Abaire, Mitchell Kapner Based on The Oz series by L. Frank Baum Directed by Sam Raimi Starring James Franco, Mila Kunis,...
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Dead Man Down (review)
Dead Man DownProduced by Neal H. Moritz, J.H. Wyman Written by J.H. Wyman Directed by Niels Arden Oplev Starring Colin Farrell, Noomi Rapace, Dominic Cooper, Terrence Howard, Isabelle Huppert, Armand...
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ANDREW W.K. Is Now the Face of Playtex's New Line of Sex Wipes...Enjoy, America!
Because your nether region is a heinous place to be, Playtex has created a line of sex wipes (or, intimate wipes as the advertisers like to say) that will clean off your gunked-up hole or pole before...
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ARCHER: "Coyote Lovely!" S4E8 (review)
By Ryan McLellandWARNING: I'm going to tell you everything that happened in the episode. If you don't want to know then stop reading. OR ELSE! And I'm going to use everyday Archer speak which means I...
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BEHOLD THE INCREDIBLE Sorcery of the Hamilton Breakfast Sandwich Maker! For...
Lazy people, this is a time for great rejoicing across the land, for upon a pale horse comes not death but a Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker that promises to give you the McGriddle-like taste...
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Zero Hour S1E????
On March 1st, the news broke: ABC cancelled Zero Hour.Zero Hour debuted on February 14th with a 1.4 rating in the 18-49 demographic with 6.38 million total viewers. Week 2 saw the numbers drop to a...
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THE CRY FACE APP: Now Your Stupid Friends Can Finally Look How You Feel...Sad...
There are loads of Apps out on the market that you might consider buying, but save your money, 'cause what you are really going to want to spend that $.99 on is a program that turns all your stupid...
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Marvel Comics Golden Age DisContinuity 003 Marvel Mystery Comics #2
One of the greatest guides to the concept of continuity in a specific series is The DisContinuity Guide: The Unofficial Doctor Who Companion by Paul Cornell, Martin Day and Keith Topping, first put out...
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WTF FRIDAY: Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric Awesome Show) Puts Ray Wise In A...
It's snowy here in the Tri-State area and I am in need of some dewy vocals and a weird-ass video to help take me into the weekend so that I don't try to shoot myself in the head (tell me again how my...
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SXSW - EVIL DEAD (review)
Review by Todd SokoloveEvil DeadProduced by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell, Robert Tapert Screenplay by Fede Alvarez, Rodo Sayagues, Diablo Cody Based on The Evil Dead by Sam Raimi Directed by Fede...
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UP YOUR PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVENESS With the "Stop Talking" Business...
Whenever I am somewhere where talking on a phone would be an interruption to those around me, I make sure to turn it off and go about my time as an honorable human being who isn't afraid to "unplug"...
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