As per tradition, tonight I will be eating a lot of matzah because the rest of the food that will be served at Mamsie's will be indigestible (brother and sisters you know what I'm talking about).
And, because I will be starving, I will accidentally digest those horrible chocolate jelly rings that look like they will taste good but never are.
Crap. Another weekend with gastrointestinal issues.
Happy Passover fellow Jews.
