Rick "My-Last-Name-Means-Frothy-Anal-Leakage" Santorum can now join the short list of candidates to become the focus of a song (who can forget the McCain Girls' magical ode It's Raining McCain back 2008) written by their rabid fan base.
And this particular lyrical poem to him, called Game On, is performed by a family who call themselves First Love (not creepy at all right?) and features such factual evidence for Santorum's presidency such as "God gave us the bill of rights" and "That there is hope for our nation for the first time since Ronald Regan" (because nation and Regan rhyme you see).
I don't know about you but I'm certainly excited to see what other songs First Love releases in the near future.
Source: Gawker