Kryptonite in the Gatorade is turning the football team into mindless devotees of the cheerleading squad.Seriously, if you need a magic potion to get a football player to pay attention to you, you’re cheerleading wrong.
I haven’t had a drop and I’m totally paying attention…
The Random:
1. We still only see two types of activities in Smallville High, sports and the Torch. Well, that’s if you discount sex and attempted murder.
2. Lex’s locker room speech about never giving up on things was half to the football team, half to Clark personally. Oh, who am I kidding? It’s all for Clark.
3. I guess the cheerleaders controlling the water supply never thought that random people would be able to just go up and sample some on account of, you know, they’re rarely paying attention to it.
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| “I’ve been here two days and I’ve been nearly killed half a dozen times. This school is awesome!” |
The Awesome:
1. I really should’ve gone to a high school that allowed the cheerleaders to wear midriff exposing cheerleading outfits all the time. Instead, I stupidly went to an all boys’ school, and all our skirts had to be above the knees…
2. Anytime slutty Chloe rears her whorish head, I’m thankful for the wackiness that Kryptonite brings to our world each week.
3. When these girls throw pool parties, they go all out and Clark earns his Investigative Reporter Badge by taking one for the team and hooking up with the head cheerleader. Luckily the girls in this school are seven kinds of loose.
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Dude, unless she’s got Kryptonite in her pocket you have NO excuse… |
The WTF?!:
1. Another assassination attempt at Smallville High, this time before we even get to the credits. How does this school stay open, or do the authorities just figure, “Eh, it’s Kansas. Screw it,” and go about their business?
2. How exactly does a group of borderline braindead cheerleaders devise this master plan with Kryptonite water? Hell, I'll join the cheerleading squad if one of them can even spell Kryptonite.
3. So, now the students are having an after hours pool party…at the school. This is the same pool where students have almost drowned, been turned into old people, and been shot at and the school administration felt, “Sure, this is a great idea, what could possibly go wrong, we trust these kids.” Wow.
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| “Give me a K! Give me an R! Give me…uh… give me a…7? Screw it, give me a beer.” |
