THE THREE STAGES OF A DOOMED RELATIONSHIP As Illustrated By A Dog and A Wind-Up Mouse Toy

Stage 1: The tentative "Getting-to-Know-You" stage.

Stage 2: The Intense "I-Am-So-Happy-To-Be-With-You-I-Could-Burst" stage.

Stage 3: The "End-Is-Bitter-And-Sad" Stage.

Followed by months of laying on the floor and crying.

Source: Neatorama